Fembots, what is your occupation? What do you do for money?

>>36293575
I sell my used underwear on craiglist.

Just lost my job in kfc. They never said as much but I'm sure it's for being socially retarded as fuck.
Before that I was a gardener. I loved it but the funding that paid for me ran out.

I'm a NEET but my dad occasionally has me work at his bakery when it's busy. I help make cakes and stuff.

I'm a midwife. It can be pretty stressful and gross but it's kind of rewarding.

>>36293575
I am studying to become an automation mechanic which will make it very easy to get a job where I live.

>>36293575
I carry around 10 gallon buckets full of water over uneven ground all day and at night I scrub the niter off huge stainless steel pans.
thankfully, my work is seasonal.

>>36293757
>I carry around 10 gallon buckets full of water over uneven ground all day
Why?

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>>36293757
Want to be the Jill to my Jack?

People pay me to draw porn and other things for them on the internet.

>>36293575
my mum makes a 6 figure salary and is married to a guy who owns his own company so I'm pretty much set. I want to go to medical school though.

>>36293821
So...Art school paid off?

>>36293779
The water has to get boiled and we collect it in big buckets. There's around 300 buckets to carry in a day and I do it every day for a few months and then I go back to neet life.
>uneven ground
I have to take the buckets through a forest on the way to the boiler.

>>36293820
I hate pictures where one of the characters is literally a blank slate.

>>36293848
I never went to art school.

>>36293757
Does it pay well? How do I get this job?

>>36293757
>i carry buckets of water

how do you afford the internet in africa?

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>>36293575
I suck dick. Simple as that. there's some kind of place in my city where you go to the women's restroom, in the last stall and there's a hole in there that goes right to the men's bathroom. You stick a finger in there to announce there's someone ready to suck dick and the guys usually slip in around 45~100 rubles in there and you start sucking, not bad bussines.

>>36293884
Bill gates foundation hard att work

>>36293870
Do you literally live in a third world country?

>>36293893
I died of stds too

>>36293941
i use mouth condoms

>>36293820
why is any of what I said attractive?

>>36293882
it pays shit. do not recommend. also do not know what I said that made it sound appealing. the niter becomes carbon dust which gets stuck in your pores and makes your skin gray for weeks. I have one shoulder lower than the other from hauling buckets.

>>36293884
not Africa, I'm not telling where because it might give away what my job is and I don't want to be recognized.

>>36293682
Is it very comfy? How many customers do you get at the bakery usually in a normal day?

>>36293976
>also do not know what I said that made it sound appealing
I just really like heavy, seasonal work that lets me NEET for the rest of the year.

3 times a week I teach annoying children how to play piano. Other than that, I'm a NEET.

>>36293749
So, for working bots in manufacturing or is there a better specific example of your line of work?

>>36294017
If you live somewhere where it snows, there's a ton of seasonal work.

>>36293638
Fast food has a high turnover, it's not your fault.

I'm quitting my super comfy job next week because I have a coworker who antagonizes me and my options are quit or kill him.

>>36294017
Oscar?

This was not original.

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No job. I stay collecting neetbux boiiiii

>>36293710
What do you like the most about your job, other than delivering babies?

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>>36293976
Well, I do prefer more masculine rugged women I was more just wanting to make that joke.

>>36294024
Do you dislike children or are they just annoying kids in general

>>36294044
Yeah, I have one currently, just looking for the next thing.

>>36294036
You got it pretty much right.

Notice that I'm the mechanic and not the engineer.

I play games on Twitch for money.

I'm not very popular but I get like $20-30 a day, enough for me to exist on.

>>36294047
Stay, kill

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Monday through Wednesday I work in a food truck at the docks. Friday through Sunday I work at a produce stand. 8 hour shifts at the former, 7 hour shifts at the latter. Minimum wage.

>>36294011
Not really. Usually when I'm asked to go, they're swamped with work so I'm worked to the bone making stuff. I don't really know how many customers come, I'm not usually there. It's a popular bakery though.

>>36294161
I'd probably do the same if I didn't hate most popular games for streaming and actually had breasts so I could show cleavage for extra donations.

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>>36294205
in which interval of time you get fucked in the ass during monday to wednesday

in which interval of time you get raw fucked and inseminated during friday to sunday

>>36293575
I play video games on twitch and watch the beta cucks throw money at me for a bit of attention. I am living the good neet life.

>>36294142
You maintain and repair bots but not design them, is that right?

What made you interested in this line of work originally? I know you said job prospects, but is it because you like working with machines?

>>36294047
It is. I was really bad at it and everyone thought I was weird

>>36293638
>I was a gardener
>I loved it
I'm afraid you're going to have to marry me immediately.

>>36294174
So do you actually get to use what you learned in education? Why is it a terrible job workwise?

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>>36294249
I don't show cleavage, this is probably why I'm not popular though.

>>36294221
Yeah part of the reason I stopped working REEEtail was because of shitty customers.

>>36293575
>fembots
You should name for what they are female tourist from reddit or just redditors.

>>36294313
Link your Twitch. If you're interesting I'll watch you but I won't give you any money.

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>>36294260
I think I'd be a lot happier with my life if I was getting either of those. I just get my hand between my legs before bed.
>>36294313
I didn't mean to imply you do. I probably would if I could, though. I think I would need freakshow levels of cleavage to get viewers for the stuff I play, though.

>>36294349
A good dick is what women used to cure hysteria back in my day.

>>36293575
Live with my parents, they give me food, money and everything else. Also have a small stipend at the uni.

>>36294175
If I could get away with it I would, but this has been going on for a year. If he didn't go home to his wife and kids one day, everyone would look at me. I can't even fuck him up a little without getting a criminal record.

It's ok, I'm going to get a licence for a better job once I quit.

>>36294299
No, that's what most people who try fast food say. You weren't weird, the problem was you weren't weird enough. You probably know a lot of people who tried it and had the same experience.

>>36294399
Grandpa, what did I tell you about sneaking on my pc while I'm out?

>>36294300
I'm ugly, probably have a shitty personality.. Dares to post in a face thread because I hate myself. Multiple people calling me an ugly trap.

To like gardening is nothing. But it was the only thing that made me feel useful

>>36294404
What are you studying originally? Uni student

>>36294423
Lmao good one, but a girl I knew attested to that statement herself.

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>>36294349
>i just get my hand between my legs before bed
dick sit down omg

I have sex with my dad's friends for money.

>>36294425
Wait, are you there girl who wears glasses and has bushy brows?

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>>36294399
I look too much like a surfboard for most guys around here, I guess. I wouldn't mind some sex now and then. Or even being called cute or something.
>>36294473
Is masturbation really that hot? I just do it because I can't relax enough to sleep otherwise.

>>36294491
Is that the only reason you don't have a bf? Come on, it can't be.

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>>36294491
I don't mind fucking planks, where are you

>>36294425
I'm a mentally ill pretty boy, hose me down and I'll wrap you up in my tendrils!

Well if you like it there's a good chance you're willing to focus and improve if given the chance. I also love to garden so seeing others into it just makes me happy.

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I make food at Taco Bell.

>>36294279
Mainly for job prospects. I am unlikely to find a man to share an economy with so I want to be self-sufficient.

I had a number of options and I picked this one because it sounded cool and mildly intellectual. I like technology and I have built my own computers before, but I get a headache if it gets too theoretical.

>>36294522
I don't go out very often, and maybe I don't come across as approachable. I know it's considered rude to hit on someone who's working because they're obligated to be nice to you.
>>36294527
I'm in Ontario.

>>36294543
>make
I don't know how taco bell does it but isn't it mostly just refrying and assembling?

>>36294422
No I was genuinely shit at serving. Awkward and fumbley. Slow and absent minded. Some perspective. In the uk these jobs have many people applying. Mostly overqualified. I was lucky to even get the job. If there's high turnover it's only because they take on teenagers they can pay less who then go on to uni etc. People of my age have no reason to leave

>tfw no engineer gf to help you learn math and talk about space warfare with

>>36294489
Uh no. I mean I need glasses and don't do my eyebrows but those definitely aren't my defining traits

>>36294543
Do you get to eat free Taco Bell all day?

>>36294545
I'm studying computer networking and security myself with similar interests in job prospects, I enjoy learning about it a lot but I didn't initially since I felt it was a bit of a chore.

You can't find a guy or don't like guys?

>>36294425

Come to michigan and put your gardening skills to use. Nobody wants to grow their own medical pot, so you can make a pretty comfy living as a caregiver(pot grower,) for others.

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>>36293575
CRYING.

I mean nothing. I was a waitress for two weeks and got fired, dunno why. Now i just study law for a title but i dont plan on working on that. Once i have my title ill save money by being a repecionist at some hotel and then ill try to start my own bussiness but honestly i dont have high hopes in myself. Guess ill be a beggar oh oh oh please kill me.

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>>36294568
>Ontario
welp sorry, my dick ain't long enough to pass the atlantic ocean

>>36294608
I seem to remember someone like that in the last face thread I saw. Kinda cute and not like a trap at all.

>>36294571
Technically my job title is "Cook" but I think that's an insult to real cooks. It's mostly assembly but I do cook the various meat we use but there's nothing to it, everything else is straightforward.

>>36294631
No. We get a very limited employee discount.

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>>36294698
That's a shame. With how intent our government is on making bestiality legal, I'd just get a dog if I could afford to feed us both. From the videos I've seen, they don't last long but they go pretty hard.

>>36294727
Huh. I got a free meal when working at least 5 hours at Panda Express.

>>36294727
Is it true the workers spit in your food if you piss them off?

>>36294349
>viewers for the stuff I play, though.
What do you play?

>>36294704
No like I said. Those things weren't apparent. If you say not like a trap then clearly a totally different person given what I've just said

>>36294738
Holy shit you deserve capital punishment.

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>>36294738
>they go pretty hard
DAS RITE

>>36294698
ARF ARF ARF

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>36294782
Oh alright point taken.

>>36294804
x, get back in your kennel where you belong

>>36294685
That would be nice I think but it is a huge and scary move. Also a hard one with visas and shit.. Money also.

But really I love Scotland tbth

>>36294422
It's all cool as long you don't leave evidence and witnesses.
What kind of license?

>>36294767
Only the manager gets free meals, us peasants for pay it.

>>36294768
At our Taco Bell it doesn't happen because you can clearly see us making your food so it would be very difficult to get away with that. So at least at ours it doesn't happen, at least I've never seen it happen.

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>>36294773
Mostly bullet hells and weird anime mega man clones.
>>36294800
There's nothing wrong with letting a doggy get off and get you off at the same time. I only have a cat, though. He's good for cuddling and making messes but that's about it.
>>36294804
I think I'd want a breed less prone to chewing faces off. Something like this where it's big enough to cuddle. Even if I had a boyfriend and wasn't going to sleep with a dog, I would want one like this. Big and good for cuddling and resting your head on.

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>>36294826
Sorry human.
You know what they say, I GO RUFF.

>>36294844
CCTV operator.

>>36294919
That sounds comfy if no one is keeping eye on you

>>36293893
Not that I'm interested in that line of work, but how do you even find such places? Do you ask your friends where you can suck dick for a living?

>>36294024
What's the most advanced piece you ever performed publicly?

>>36294952
She sounds like a Russian.

>>36294477
Does your dad know?
Do you give your father any of the money?

>>36294662
I am an ugly social reject. What guys I do know aren't interested in me that way even if they say I'm a nice person. I really thought I had come into my own lately but they still aren't interested. I sometimes hang out with girls who get lots of attention from attractive men and it just illustrates the gap in our levels. I'm glad that I'm aware of this shit now so I can move on.

>>36294949
That's what these jobs are like. You just go to a quiet place at night, don't talk to anybody and maybe make a few phonecalls. All the work you can handle, and you spend most of the time reading or listening to a book.

But CCTV specifically needs a licence.

>>36294692
Why do you bother studying for a title you know you won't use?
>then I'll start my own business
do you even have any idea what your business will be based on, or do you get that idea from your ass?

>>36295059
>I am an ugly social reject.
Please be my girlfriend.

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>>36294952
No. See >>36294974

It simply happened that i was waiting for my bus when i had to pee, so i went to the bathroom close to the bus station, went in that stall, did the stuff then i saw there was a fucking hole in there, i was curious so i peeked in then i get poked in the fucking face with a dick.

Ofc i went the fuck out of there and washed my face but i ended up coming back later for whatever reason and yeah that's how it started pretty much

>>36295059
I'm sorry to hear that, Anon. At least you're going somewhere with your life. Do you mind if I ask where you're from?

>>36294974
it's a fake
100 rubels is not a real money, it's less than 2 dollars and prices in eastern europe are not that low
polish fag here so I know what I'm talking about, cheap russian whores costs around 1000 rubels and she's talking 45-100
in Poland russian girl is at least 100 pln which is about 1300 rubels

>>36295176
Well. Do you enjoy or hate your job? What about living in Russia?

I pretty much live off my father's money. He has me do stuff in the real estate or wealth management side of his business a few times a week when I'm not studying or just wasting time at home but that's it.

>>36294865

>big enough to cuddle

Get a german shepard insteady. Super easy to train and pretty much the best dog around(and also have like 8 inch dicks on average; or if you're a size queen, grab a great dane, they average 10+.)

>>36295191
Oh, some insight. Thanks Mr wojak.

>>36295214
Wow, Old wealth. Must be pretty nice. Will you inherit your dad's business?

Programming for random clients/companies. Sometimes, web development or games.

>>36295277
Be my programmer gf. I'm a programmer too.

>>36295277
What languages do you mainly use?

Would any fembot like to be abused?

If so, post contact

>>36294865
I live in Ontario and have a yellow lab let's fuck real quick

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>>36295314
http://steamcommunity.com/id/monokuromi
abuse me, im a luscious whore

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>>36295097
Cause i realized i hate law when i had done too much of it and now is easier to just do another year or so and get my title than be jobless and without even a title.

AND
no i honestly have no clue. My dad told me he would lend me some money if i had ideas so i guess thats something, it feels like shit but i have no other choices i guess? Im reading books about starting your own bussiness but they dont help. They just soothe me but they teach me very little. But i remember in my two shitty weeks working as a waitress i wasnt as lazy as i am now and i started doing things with my life besides sleeping and watching series so my guess is that once i get another awful job again ill eventually get an idea of what i really wanna do with my life.

>>36294058
The delivering babies is actually my least favorite part because it's so stressful. I like spending time with the couples and getting know them, being around happy people.

>>36295207
I'll respond for her, it's literally third world outside Moscow and St. Petersburg, these two cities are a shit tier too, but not that bad

>>36295223
I was conducting scientific research on that matter, no problem
and I'm serious about the research

>>36295492
Oh, lol. Makes sense, yeah childbirth is pretty stressful.
Are you a really sociable person? Seems a little out of place for a robot.
Also, do you want to have kids of your own someday?

>>36295608
It's also worrisome because if something goes wrong, like really wrong, I wouldn't be able to fix things like a hospital would. The most I've had to do was correct breeches.

I'm not social though, no. That's kind of why I like it because these are normies and they're social so they're nice and friendly to me. As for kids, yes! This job even more made me want kids. Apart from the actual birth, everything else about the process, from conception to taking care of the baby, which I've helped couples with, is great and wonderful!

>>36295464
wtf is going on. Are you a fembot or some generic whore? Your comments section is fucked, you comment in other profiles..

You're not a cute shy eastern euro fembot. Begone!

>>36293575
I have been a NEET for two years now

>>36295711
Well, that's great! Though kids can be a bit of a handful, I also want them when I'm going to be established in my own endgoal career.

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>>36295735
I'm a real girl you idiot, what's wrong with you

>>36295750
can you pls be my neet gf

>>36295250
Yeah, well me and my sister probably (her taking the real estate part of the business and me taking the investment/asset management part), at least that's the plan for now but I don't see my father retiring anytime soon if he can help it.

>>36295792
Well don't wait too long haha! I've helped out some older women becoming first time mothers and it's not only harder but also more stressful and worrying for them.

>>36295806
Who the hell is Jouhou in your comments? And why are you commenting on their profile? I don't want a gf who is some promiscuous whore on other people's profiles.

>>36295853
Oh, it's not a worry. I'm not a woman lol
I want to be a father. Only started having this aspiration since last year when I started having an early life crisis, when I got rejected by someone I thought I liked. She was my oneitis, but I decided to stay away from her since it just caused me grief.

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>>36295883
He's an autistic orbiter that keeps adding me back every few weeks or months after i remove him

>>36295464
post discord you nignog I'm not making a fuckin steam just to abuse some femanon

>>36295993
So you keep orbiters around, have 250 pages of steam comments from previous orbiters, boyfriends, people you probably shared nudes with and lewd talked.

My god. Explain yourself?

>>36295902
Well that's better. Still, sooner than later. I love interacting and spending time with the dads-to-be as well, they're so cute.

>>36296088
Nothing is better than knowing you succeeded in life with a woman that loves you as you love her.

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>>36296076
I don't share lewds or talk lewd to others wtf, im not a whore

>>36296215
>have 250 pages of steam comments from previous orbiters, boyfriends

EXPLAIN. You are attention whoring at the least.

>>36296255
Posting here was a big mistake

Nothing right now, but I'm trying to get a job in teaching english or spanish to asian people

or pretty much anything I could do from home

>>36293575
The banana vendor leaned on her stand, both hands supporting her face. I passed and asked if she could sell me one. It was the first banana anyone had bought all day she said. I asked for 20 and she started to cry. "I can't count to 20, and I need to sell 10000 bananas for college tuition". As a man well off I bought all of her bananas. I got a call today from banana incorporated, she earned a business degree and decided to look me up. That evening 20000 bananas were on my doorstep. "I remember you liked bananas" the note said

>>36296351
I don't believe this story, and I think you're completely bananas

Psychiatric Nurse. Though I'm on the substance use disorder unit so I'm not dealing with the worst.

>>36296518
What's been the worst experience of your work? What was the best?

>>36294692
>>36295478
Where do you live? Country?

orghscdbh

>>36294445
Software engineering. Started to hate it recently, but parents say that it's just a temporary crisis.

>>36296675
I study that too. Be my software engie gf

>>36296675
Tech is a very diverse field. It's pretty high in demand, so you'll get through it. Don't worry. I'd stick with it since you'll be very marketable, to your future partner and in the job market.

>>36294568
T O R O N T O
orangutan

>>36293575
>What do you do for money?
I'm mommy's little princess.
What a stupid question.

>>36296623
I never want to reply that, sorry. But not in usa if whats what you wonder.

>>36297124
Yeah, sure you are. I bet you get a lot of chicken nuggets to eat every day.

>>36296518
You are literally working for satan.

I underwrite loans for a UK bank.

>>36296594
>worst
Druggies arguing about their meds when I have their order right in front of me. I have to teach them quite a bit about how this is old drug-seeking behavior and relying on that "magic pill" to fix everything just because they cannot handle life.

>best
When the male addicts actually think I should quit my job to date them. It's actually hilarious. Yeah, I'm going to give up my entire life's work, all the money I saved up, all the retirements and benefits, just so I can date a drug addict whose biggest success in life is giving his mother's brand new car for a gram of heroin.

>>36297807
Very rarely are they placed on any psych meds. If they are, they're usually for detoxing and helping them get a regular sleep pattern back. We don't take what diagnoses they say they have seriously unless we have a documented report as many behaviors of mental illness coincide with coming off of drugs. They're called "substance induced disorders." Most of the time, they just need a good swift kick in the ass.

>>36297152
Oh, well, was just wondering since I'm kind of in the same boat as a femanon studying law not in the US. I'm guessing you are somewhere probably third world like me?

>>36298272
Yikes. That sounds terrible, anon. Yeah this is why I don't use abuse or use drugs recreationally. I'd be a terrible decadent person with no morality, probably.

Work part time in customer service at a theater

>>36298666
Yeah? What's your job? Resolving customer complaints or more on the concessions side? (sorry if I completely misunderstand your position)

>>36293575
I study but don't go into class much. Thinking of being a camwhore, but I'm scared I would get recognised.

>>36299455
Just do it without showing your face? I mean apart from there being a fuckton of competition, it's not so difficult I figure

>>36294056
How much do you get a week, my nigga. Be real with me

>>36299455
Is there something wrong with getting recognized other than the fact that certain people are fucking loony than others?

>>36296088
This has been the most polite and coherent conversation i've ever seen on r9k
Bravo

>>36299529
I could get a mask! Yes I don't think I'd actually do much better than other camwhores because I'm skinnyfat, practically flat chest and my stomach isn't flat...

>>36300437
I am very shy and modest.

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I don't earn money, but I get neetbux for my schizophrenia. Unfortuneately its not much and I live by myself.

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>>36293871
its means for projecting the viewer onto it

its easier to picture yourself on a blank slate than a detailed one

>>36300553
Well, yeah. I can see why that's a problem. I hate popularity, personally speaking. Highly dislike crowds.

I work in a department store. In men's clothing, ironically. But I'm in college with the goal of becoming a psychologist.

>>36300705
How halting is it to live with schizophrenia on a scale from calm to bricked?

>>36293575
Waitress. Studying to become a lawyer.

>>36300902
Is there a rating past bricked? Its pretty bad.

>>36300963
Probably into the hypothetical 'fire consumes your face holy fucking shit' when I saw something scary like, literally NOPE

Is that how it feels?

>>36301013
It is very much like this. I have no idea how I am still even alive desu, especially since I was forced to live alone.

>>36301071
Jesus Christ. That on a daily basis. I don't think I would be in the right mind to say I would even be sentient by that point. I'd be hypothetically crawling into my mind by now. That is awful

>>36300827

Yes I hate anyone looking at me, ever. I feel like on the internet I don't care that much, but in real life I can't stand it. Also I want money.

>>36301162
Yeah well more power to you. Good luck in your exploits.

>>36293893
100 fucking rubles to get your dick sucked? that's just over 1.40

Jesus christ I wish that we had that kind of deal in the UK

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>>36301126
>>36301126
Thats uhh, very encouraging. T-thanks

>>36293821
I'm just getting into that. Are you doing good?

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>>36300802
you don't say

originiginalimu

Fembots what race are you? Only reply if the answer is black/mulatto/quadroon

>>36300553
>>36299455
Camwhores go to hell like all fornicators and pornographers

>>36301231
Hey, I'm sorry you have to suffer that.

>>36293893
One USD for a succ? Are you a fetishist or w/e?

>>36301251
u fucking condescending prick
no wonder you are on r9k
die alone

>>36294491
>boobs
>reason for no sex
no.

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>>36293575
I'm an Assistant English Teacher for EFL students. The pay isn't much, but it's enjoyable and rewarding work.

>>36294738
that's like making a bitch fuck me. sis, nofap pls.

>>36301300
You dont need to be sorry, some people are just fucked from the beginning.

>>36301422
be my miserable christmas cake gf

I'm a manager in a pizza place.

>>36301456
I'm not miserable, though. I like it here.

>>36301458
Are you a guinea?

>>36301496
I don't know, what's that?

>>36301492
That's not the crux of my post

>>36301509
An Italian

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I'm graduating college with a meme degree in May and I wanna fkin kill myself

>>36301513
There are too many factors against us. Sorry, anon.

>>36301458
Do you like pizza still or did you get sick of it like I did with Panda Express food?

Also do you enjoy eating at fast food restaurants or regular ones

>>36301575
There aren't any factors against us femanon

>>36301568
Oh. No. I'm American with German ancestry

>>36301573
What meme degree and why the fuck did you buy into it you dumbfuck

How the fuck do you guys get money on twitch

I've been a streamer for 3 months and have 50 followers. I stream on a set schedule. I have a powerful computer and good production quality (have years of experience). I'm biologically female and fairly good at most games, even if I am new at them. I do have a webcam but I do not show titties.

Here are my downsides:
-I stream autistic smaller games
-I am very ugly
-I am autistic

>>36301595
Post steam/discord/email then

>>36301600

Psychology. Was supposed to be a 3+2 Masters program, I wanted to be a counselor but instead I became a NEET and failed out of the program.

>>36301626
Oh. Right, one of my work senpais when I was working in fast food graduated with that degree.

You'd have better luck finding a bf that could support you at this point. Sorry for bullying you. Even though you fell for the meme degree

>>36301626
This is hilarious. There are niggers with IQ's of 75 doing cement masonry who will amount to more than you.

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>>36301431
But my hypothetical doggy is a good boy so he'll like it.
>>36301385
I think it's part of it. I'm not attractive enough for it to overpower being quiet and weird and coming across as mean.
>>36297069
south of there
>>36295431
Just you, or you and him? And which part of ontario?
>>36295215
I can't afford a doggy right now. I don't make enough money to pay my current bills and feed one.
>also have like 8 inch dicks on average; or if you're a size queen, grab a great dane, they average 10+
Holy fuck.
I fell asleep so it took forever to reply

>>36301579
I still like it but I can only eat thin crust. The dough disgusts me.
I like fast food because it's comfy. You know what the food is like already and you pay up front and then you can just leave instead of waiting to get the check. I mean I like regular restaurants too, but they can be a little bit stressful.

>>36301665
Wait, you're still around huh. What food do you typically sell? Poutine? :^)

>>36301665
Will you be my freak gf or just weird friend

>>36301602
>-I am very ugly
theres your answer

>>36301645

Yeah that's the plan desu.

>>36301654
Nah I'll continue being NEET. Have fun at work, wagie.

>>36301670
I also happen to like fast food too, anon. It feels good to get my grub and go, instead of being surrounded by people. I just really hated eating the same thing over and over at the place I used to work at since it started tasting the same over time.

Where are you from?

>>36301680
>Wait, you're still around huh
I just dozed off. Busy day.
>What food do you typically sell?
Burgers and fries or fish.
>>36301696
I'm not that weird, am I?

>>36298332
I thought the thread was ded af

Yeah i dont know if third world is the name but yes yeah i am. What are your plans for the future?

>>36301590
Oh, but there are. Location is one.

>>36301727
>I'm not that weird, am I?
You're normal if you post contact info of some kind leaf girl

>>36301756
No location isn't

>>36301697
but everything else (besides my choice to not play some fotm shit) is good

are ugly people truly doomed

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>>36293575
>"Occupation"
I work at a library for now, which is comfy but not very fast-paced. I plan on getting an actual career when I finish college though, so hopefully I can work at some theater or other venue.

>>36301714
>Yeah that's the plan desu.
I can oblige

>>36301727
Fish n chips is pretty good. Though I'm kinda used to eating burgers since that's what I get during lunch time.

>>36301762
[email protected]
I'm not that weird. I hear it's getting pretty common for girls to fuck dogs. It's just a hypothetical for me, out of desperation. Might get a doggy dildo when I have some money saved up either way. It seems like the shape would feel pretty good.

>>36301793
Did you ever have to do the 'shhh' thing when someone was being loud? lol

What's the most interesting that happened to you at work there?

>>36301805
Our fish is pretty lousy. They cheap out on ingredients and we're supposed to use the same oil for too long. It's tasteless and rubbery. Most of our business is guys who work next door.

>>36301844
Eh.. That's terrible. Has anyone complained about it before?

>>36301858
Not since I've been here. I feel bad serving it. At least the burgers are halfway decent.

>>36296215
Yeah, we're not stupid. 250+ pages of comments on your profile from orbiters and boyfriends and you've never shared nudes or even talked lewd? I call bullshit

>>36301784
What is your Twitch? I like watching people play autistic smaller games

>>36301824
>shhh thing
Usually it's my boss that's telling people to be quiet, lel
>Interesting
Our town is sort of a weirdly-mixed bag, so each week we are either hosting cool professors or veterans giving lectures or are kicking out old NEETs using the computers for amputee porn. More would be going on if I were working in a bigger city's library though.

>>36301756
Are you in gookland somewhere?

pharmacy technician, 60k/year

make more than anyone else I know but will never make more than that

>>36302064
Oh, where exactly are you from? A small town in the US, or?

Fembots are jobs hard? i just work changing oil and stuff on large trucks and ive never worked at a store or anythibg. is it hell or would i do okay you think? is it hard?

>>36293575
After school public daycare, I like it because I like kids not in a v& way, I've just got a strong maternal drive

>>36302081
I really wanted to be a pharmacist when I was in college, but I had really shit grades so now I just do programming. I feel really dead inside because I didn't reach out to my career goal until it was too late.

Guess I'll just aspire to be a dba or a sys admin now. At least you make a decent salary for what its worth.

Any fembots in Sacramento?

>>36302125
You want to have kids of your own someday, I expect? I do too.

I'd like to be a father and teach my children the right way to live.

I work in retail and at an auction that's once a month.

If I want extra money I resell stuff online, and I also get some money from a concert band I play in during the summertime.

>>36302116
Retail's no good unless you're retired with nothing better to do.

>>36302071
In Japan, yes.

>>36302228
Can I come live in a small cubicle apartment with you?

>>36294568
Where in Ontario?

Not original

medical technologist, I run tests on blood and other things

>>36302209
Retail and service are both awful. Especially if you don't actually like people.
>>36302245
The deep south, near the Detroit border.

>>36302182
I'd assume you're some sort of cashier or server.
Are you very quick and articulate with words? Or did you mean just uh, online auctions?

What's your role in the concert band, do you play an instrument, or sing?

>>36302116
I used to work at a supermarket, shit was hell, people love to start conversations and I can sort of hold my own talking but trying to be nice and really friendly because it's my job was just impossible, people would ramble on and it's different from talking with peers so I'd stutter and make an ass of myself
>>36302168
Dude I've got names, genders, age gaps, and jobs in place,
I've got names for multiple scenarios, if one of my parents dies, they get that name
I'm just thinking about adopting the middle child (I want 3 if money permits it, since I want to be a stay at home mom, but if my husband makes good money maybe a fourth, I don't know I just want babies)

>>36301602
>How the fuck do you guys get money on twitch
Don't be these:
>I do not show titties.
>-I stream autistic smaller games
>-I am very ugly
>-I am autistic

Twich is very oversaturated and competitive. If you thought you can make a quick buck just for being a woman you've been lied to.

>>36302232
Sorry, anon. I value my solitude greatly.

>>36302283
lol you're a mastermind in your own right, it seems. Well done, anon. You're definitely mother material, all right.

>>36301602
Here's how you make money on Twitch

>use makeup and misleading camera angles to hide being ugly
>wear low-cut tops
>buy Overwatch and stream that
>get overly, almost uncomfortably friendly with donators
This will bring in lonely autists who want female attention

>>36302312
I'm not him but I take it you don't like guys. or people in general.

>>36302283
be my gf if you agree to adopt only white kids

>>36293870
Sounds like a good reason to get a cart and chop down a few trees.

With a proper path and cart your job would be 100x easier.

>>36302348
>don't like people in general
That's about right. I don't mean any offense.

>>36302131
>but I had really shit grades

yea you have to have very high grades to get in pharmacy school, at least here in canada where there are 3 pharmacy schools in the country

unfortunately pharmacists don't make crazy amounts of money anymore due to every pharmacist in egypt/india/china suddenly deciding to come here, the profession is flooded (big need for technicians though, lol)

>>36302263
At the auction I usually cash people out but I also write down all the items being sold and what amounts they sell for. So I'll do one for a couple hours and switch to the other.

I don't think the family I work for sells stuff online but there are people who go to the auction specifically to buy things to resell on the internet. Like at one point there was one guy who would only buy computer equipment and another that works for an eBay seller that does listings of costume jewelry.

>do you play an instrument
Yeah I play the clarinet in the band.

>>36302412
No, none taken. I also hate people too. I can't stand to be around them.

I still want to meet the right woman though. And hate people together.

I went to community college for a business undergraduate, then got my realtor licence and started working at my daddy's company. I sell houses and condos, I get a 0.4% commission on sales.

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>>36302328
Thanks anon, I try, just gotta occupy space for the next few years and somehow not die from an explosion of sexual frustration
>>36302349
I only want white children, as shitty as that sounds, I've grown up around a lot of black people and never had a problem with them, but never a black kid or husband, plus my mom tries to hide it but she's incredibly racist and would flip her shit if I even associated with a black guy romantically as much as she'd deny it her side of the family's really German
also, I recently got my first bf, sorry, don't reee at me

>>36302421
Do you need high grades to become a tech as well?

>>36301996
it's x a l t a i r i s (no spaces)

>>36302471
>don't reee at me
Fuck off my board normie

>>36302421
So is being a technician in Canada a decently paying job? In the US it's not very hard to be certified but it doesn't sound like the pharmacies pay a lot unless you work at a hospital. AFAIK the technicians at the pharmacy I work at get paid $12-13 an hour, I work in the front end/store part and get $11

>>36302471
I'm >>36302328 and I don't blame you for wanting just white children. It's natural to want to be around the same kind of ethnicity really. While I'm not White, I can understand the need.

I've done a lot of occupations. Hair, web design, and art primarily. Now I'm going to college which takes most my time. I'm not flirty enough to get a job as a waitress, and I ended up not being able to do fast food due to weight limitations. The ability not to lift more then 25 pounds or so has really hindered me. I guess I'm suppose to go to a gym or something. Hopefully once I get out of school, I won't be required to lift 50 pounds. I'm sorry to my last place of employment, I tried. Sorry I made a mess in the freezer and took 5 minutes dragging boxes to restock. I'd like to do retail, but I usually lose the interview to someone who... I guess looks like they should work in a clothing store. Many also have that, 'Can you lift 50 pounds?' which rules me out.

>>36302449
Surely there are more of us out there. Best of luck to you.

>>36302435
Oh, so you specifically auction for a family? Wow. That must be a treat.

Is the clarinet your favorite instrument though? I think I like the French horn the best out of the brass section.

>>36302603
Thanks anon - the same to you!

>>36301751
>I thought the thread was ded af
same here lol

>Yeah i dont know if third world is the name but yes yeah i am. What are your plans for the future?
Well I don't really like any career so I'm planning to get a master's somewhere in EU if possible and somehow get a job there involving my law degree. Sucks how different law systems makes things a lot harder, but I want to make money and live comfortably someday, so

Would be nice to have someone to talk to about shitty law feels or at least someone that gets it so here's my contact if you want to be friends or something [email protected]

>>36302480
>I am very ugly

Bullshit. I just checked out your channel, and you're qt as fuck (both your voice and your looks). You're not ugly at all, the reason you dont get many followers is because you don't show cleavage like the roasties that everyone follows or stream normie games like LoL. That's it.

>>36302674
I also second this, confirmed as fuck.

>>36302556
I just think folks should stick to their own, as bad as it sounds
I'm sure you're as normal as someone on an Icelandic fish salting forum can be. What are you?

>>36302674
Third confirming a cutie.

>>36302717
I'm 2nd gen Chinese American. I'm not really that picky finding a girl based on her ethnicity but generally I would prefer to be with someone that matches my skintone or is probably lighter. I'm more concerned with not dying alone at this point right now. Seems kind of hypocritical for what I just said, but my opinions do vary on some subjects. I am a bit biased.

>>36302674
>>36302702
>>36302737
You know all girls with big egos say this right? Its just a way for them to get more attention.

>>36302480
>>36302674
>>36302702
>>36302737
She is an ugly fish face gook you omega faggots

>>36302769
I'm not trying to shit talk you or Chinese people, just make conversation
My only experience with Asians was this group of maybe 6 in highschool and they all went out of their way to be as similar in dress and demeanor as possible. They were an alright bunch though, only one of them got into fights

>>36302795
There are plenty of really ugly asians out there. She isn't one of them

>>36302891
All asians are by default ugly

I work at a grocery store 2 days a week and study at university 4 days a week. I don't make much money.
I still live with my parents because I'm an only child and we immigrated from Russia to Australia many years ago.

>>36302615
I think the bassoon is the coolest but it seems like a difficult instrument to get into because of its cost and design. I like playing the clarinet, it's kind of an easy instrument past the awkward beginner phase and I can also play bass clarinet or use sheet music for any other instruments in the same key.

>>36302480
You're not ugly and you know it. You were just looking for validation from betas, and you probably even have a bf

>>36302973
>Australia
please be my Aussie gf
I love Aus accents

>>36302869
Nah, it's fine anon. I know you don't mean any harm by it.

I don't really like or care for other asians unless I'm friends with them personally or they're family, pretty much. I've been busy trying to do my own thing and be my own man.

>>36303015
I may have the accent but i still wouldn't call myself Australian :)

>>36303028
I've heard the Internet is notoriously fucked there. For example, Telstra.

Russian girls are pretty cute. Are you?

>>36303028
Be my accented Russian gf then since we're nitpicking

>>36302973
Russian?
Please have my babies.

>>36302994
Well that's great that you still play an instrument. I still wish I kept playing the piano and the violin, I just don't really have time to dedicate to that hobby right now since I'm trying to further my career.

>>36303050
Yeah it is terrible gaming online is fucked.
So I'm getting fibre internet now. Minimum 50mb a second. Should be okay hopefully.

I look after myself.

>>36302891
Yeah, I've seen many ugly Asians.

>>36303061
Later in life maybe.

>>36303082
It's fine. We all do. Do you enjoy it in Australia? Or would you prefer to live somewhere else?

>>36303109
Australia is great. My city (Melbourne) has a lot of lefties which sucks.
But the country is great. I dont grt any benefits or anything because I'm not aussie. But I love travelling here. I do Lapidary (just look it up cbf explaining lol) so I enjoy fossicking here.

I do miss russia though.

>>36302973
you know the rules, post tits or gtfo

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>>36303016
Good to focus on yourself, have a nice night anon

>>36303051
>no response
p l e a s e
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>>36303206
Thanks, you have a good night too. It was a pleasure talking with you.

>>36303212
I'm not sure what to say anon :(
I did acknowledge your comment though.

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>>36303181
I'm nothing special really.

>>36303241
You should say yes

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>>36303210
Shots are going to be fired.

>>36303254
Well, it's still something. A whole lot more than this thread has to offer desu.

>>36293575
I have a real job :(

>>36303165
Ah, cool. A friend of mine also lives in Melbourne too. I wanna visit Australia eventually. So your hobby is kinda like gem cutting with natural minerals and gemstones huh? Pretty neat if you ask me. Geology is a cool thing to explore.

>>36303264
I'm busy cooking Kulich for my family.
And really, is any thread a worthy thread?

>>36303275
What's the job though, if you don't mind me asking

>>36303305
Kind of a shitty excuse ngl.

>>36303293
Melbourne is very interesting thats true. If you ignore all the homeless people and protesters then you will really enjoy it! I like the bars here.
Yeah thats what I do as a hobby, its a good way to take my mind off things.

>>36303305
>Kulich
Oh, that's right! Happy Easter, anon.

>>36303340
Thank you anon! You too, enjoy it :)

>>36303305
>she is also Orthodox
please post contact

>>36303360
Thanks, I'll be attending church service on Sunday.

>>36303368
Net. I am merely an A.I

>>36303069
Yeah it can be hard to find time for it. Even though I'm in a band I don't practice much outside of our rehearsal each week, so being with them is like forcing myself to keep playing.

>>36303485
When I was a little child, it was kinda terrible to sit down because I had a lot of energy. Now that it's now all gone, I lost that opportunity to become better at playing an instrument. But I guess like all things, I can still turn it around sometime.

>>36302283
Wife material! I'm gonna be making 80k/yr after college, I hope that's enough to support 4 kids and a wife. Marry me?

>>36303563
She already said she has a bf. You're a little late to the party, bud.

>>36293575
Camwhoreing 2bh.

>>36303504
If you like Chinese cartoons and ever decide to play again you could join the orchestr/a/.

>>36303698
you know the rules fembot
tits or gtfo

>>36303729
Perhaps! I think I want to go back to the piano though. I definitely like the sound of it better.

>>36302674
>anon fell for the profile pic
Oh no
my eyes were covered in plastic, the hair was a wig, and I even had tape on my cheeks so that pic is 100% fake and it's purpose is to get viewers to click on my profile. That's all.

If you see my video you know what I actually look like

i thank everyone who was kind enough to call me a qt. I do not think so, neither do the majority of people in the world, not even my own family.
Thank you all.

>>36303805
Then you need to cover your eyes in plastic, wear a wig, and do your makeup to the fullest degree when you do your videos.

>>36303805
I was talking about in your video, not the profile pic. I mentioned your voice, remember?

>>36302480
Do you have a bf?

oregano

>>36303834
fuck that I care about vidya more than anything else when I'm streaming -- having that much shit on my face is distracting and will take away from skill

>>36303856
you have really bad taste then

>>36303880
yes
>inb4 Roastie
I paid for him to be my bf and found him on 4ch c:

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What do you think of my Kulich robots?

>>36304035
>I paid for him to be my bf

Wait, what?

>>36304082
What does x8t mean? (Your doughnut looks fantastic! I'd eat it!)

>>36304082
>tfw no australian christian waifu
I hate it ;_;
it's nice

>>36304125
Not her, but the "x" is actually the first letter of Christ in Greek (and slavrunes, I believe as well). And the "t" is a cross, I'm assuming

>>36304035
>I pad for him to be my bf

You're fucking with us, right? I've never heard of a girl doing this.

Do you still pay him for it?

what board can I find a qt like you on?

>>36304125
It means 'Christ has risen'
And the 't' is a cross.
XB = CR (christ risen)
Its more like a fruit cake :3

>>36301665
GUELPH

Turboman

>>36304250
I'm not fucking with you, I guess I pay less now these days but I still try to give him the money he deserves (which is why I want to make money from streamkng)

try /tg/ or /vg/ but beware of tripfags

>>36304182
Don't worry we aren't a rare breed. Join the russian communities in your city there's always cuties there! I am part of one and we are very patriotic (and we feed you well)

>>36304290
I don't live in a city and there are exactly 0 Orthodox Christians within 50 miles of me, let alone Russian specific ones.

>>36304189
Yes you are correct :D

>>36304290
Hm, that's a good idea. I don't know, probably there is one in Florida. I'll check it out!

Also nice kulich, kudos from churchanon

>>36304311
Oh.... just stick to csgo. Maybe nice slavic man will do kek

>>36304285
If you have to pay, sounds like he's taking advantage of you, and that's pretty shitty. I'd be willing to be your bf for free. I'm 6'5" and pretty good looking, just socially retarded (since I went through a period of severe anxiety and depression for a few years)

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>>36304425
I hope this Syria shit escalates and Trump nukes Moscow

>>36304447
I don't have to pay, I do it out of love and devotion. I don't feel right swindling sex out of someone.

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>>36304473
Yeah right. Try harder.

>>36304505
You get back to me when there isn't a Turkish flag flying over the Hagia Sophia

>>36304290
Also, where should I start if I want to join a Russian community? I'm kinda clueless where to look.

>>36304425
>Stacey slut posts for attention
>Is a bitch to /r9k/ betas
Another day on 4chan

>>36304671
Find the only white neighborhood as terrible as nigger ones. That's the Russian community.

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>>36304476
>swindling sex

Either you are just trolling with this whole extremely low self-opinion thing, or you legitimately have some worse underlying issues than any girl I've ever met (and I have two female orbiters with serious self-worth issues)

Still seems pretty shitty that he'd take that from you.

>>36304692
Uh, I guess looking in an orthodox church or something? Admittedly there aren't that many in my city I think

>>36304758
>Russians
>Actually going to church
"No"

>>36304671
Not sure about all the anons giving you shit. But here in australia it just depends on the suburb. You dont have to go to a church just a community centre. Easy to just google russian community centre and enter your city name.

Burgers are pretty mean. Our communities here are chill and keep to themselves. No 'nigger hoods'

>>36304676
What? I don't really get what you mean.
I was just making a joke. It wasn't meant to be rude.