Where do I go from here? (General tips/stories/advice)

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Where do I go from here? (General tips/stories/advice) 2017-04-15 08:01:18 Post No.
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Where do I go from here? (General tips/stories/advice) Anonymous 2017-04-15 08:01:18 Post No. [Report]

So this last week has been a weird one, let me tell you guys about it...

>Virgin boy who recently lost a substantial amount of weight in the last few months.
>Going to a party and staying over as an excuse to become a puddle of a human (get drunk/high)
>Person who is going with me is only going because I am so I feel like he's going to cling to my ass for the whole night.

Before the night I've been talking to another friend, who is a girl annd I really like but also don't want to do anything with due to her past experiences (bad ones) and the fact I haven't kissed anyone yet so feel like she'll have a lol about me being a sillywinky.

>Talk about getting drunk and high, sounds fun so I'm in.
>Boy at the start who was probably going to be on my buns the whole night got the wrong train so arrived early and was already socialising.
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>Get in, say helo and proceed to chug 3 beers to boost confidence.
>Girl I like usually paces herself but caught me looking/being drunk and downed vodka and made fun of how much of a lightweight I am.

inb4 normie scum, this is the most socialising I've done in ages, also she was correct I am a lightweight.

>Chat with the people at the party, every 10 min or so we meet up and talk about how cookie cutter boring people are.
>This goes on for an hour and then she decides to get ready to smoke outside.
>I get my tin of like one or two spliffs and follow.
I'm either a wuss or really smart so I use the herbal stuff people use to get off tobacco with the weed instead of actual tobacco. ALSO lightweight with weed so 0.5-1g will send me away.

>We smoke and talk with some others and by the end of it we both can't walk straight.

Sorry will continue this in another post have to go make tea.

Also sorry if this story is shit it's basically me writing a diary entry to an audience.

Anonymous 2017-04-15 08:14:34 Post No.36293531
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>>36293277
Cont.

>She keeps the rest of her weed for later and I keep my second for later also.
>We wander back and the head of the house is complaining about how all the people that were smoking stink of weed.
>We keep walking down the road to avoid getting sniffed.
>The street felt like forever and we walked and talked and came back.
This is where i can't remember specifics so sorry xo.
>Mutually agree that the bedroom being used to store people bags and clothes is the least populated and we won't panic about us being high in there.
>Both lie on the floor and laugh at how fucked we both are.
>I get pillows and we lie and stare at the ceiling.
>End up just hugging on the floor enjoying each others company and jokes.
>Every time someone comes in I try my best to act sober. I'm not fooling anyone.
>I go get water and we both sit and talk more, she spills her's because she is Steven pied and I have to go on cleanup duty.

Kettle had been boiled for the last 5 mins sorry but i need my tea.

If anyone's reading this then thanks for listening to my ramble xo

Anonymous 2017-04-15 08:35:22 Post No.36293972
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>>36293531
Cont. Hope someones enjoying this

>Talk about how boring people are and how we hate small talk and just wished people didn't seem so 2D.
>Have an ongoing joke about how we are basically the same person but she has a vagina and mental issues.

This joke stems from the fact that we steal each others saying and stupid little lines and sometimes we use them against each other. Oh and the mental health part is because... she has mental health.

>Says yea we are and just hugs me and we both fall back into the pillows.
>Legs are twisted together and facing each other.

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Because I'm auts we just keep doing this, IDK if I missed a moment or whatever but she didn't initiate anything so I'm hoping I didn't miss out.

There's more story but this is the first part of advice I need:
DID I FUCK UP BOIS

Anonymous 2017-04-15 08:58:42 Post No.36294481
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Anonymous 2017-04-15 09:02:59 Post No.36294570
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Anonymous 2017-04-15 09:02:59 Post No.36294570 [Report]

you're a fucking normie anon, just try and pull her and if she's not into it find some other fucking normie to get into, you fucking normie.

Anonymous 2017-04-15 09:04:31 Post No.36294595
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Tldr because this sounds like a normalfag problem. I 'll still give you advice though. Your only option is to painfully commit suicide; make sure it is excruciating and slow too

Anonymous 2017-04-15 09:08:28 Post No.36294675
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Anonymous 2017-04-15 09:08:28 Post No.36294675 [Report]

My cute boss at work jokingly sweared at me today and it really turned me on. What is wrong with me?

Anonymous 2017-04-15 09:39:42 Post No.36295308
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Anonymous 2017-04-15 09:39:42 Post No.36295308 [Report]

>>36293277
>>36294595
This, the best thing for both of you would be for you to brutally off yourself.

Anonymous 2017-04-15 10:14:52 Post No.36296172
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thanks for the advice lads suicide is the only option because this is never happening again :(

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