Brain Thread Thing

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>>36291652
*HIGH QUALITY!*

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>>36291652
I like Saturdays
they're my favourite day of week I think
so comfy so relaxing

mmmmmhmmmmmmm

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>not wanting to be Eve'd by Adam.

>>36291652
What's the name of the last one??

>>36293235
Makes me feel pretty intelligent

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I just made this now, I feel as if it's kinda stupid though

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>>36291652
not OC but very fitting

>>36291652
What's the first and last one?

>>36294045
Putting them in reverse order isn't as funny as you think it is. And I'm not surprised that an idiot like you would post it as non OC. Cancerous useless newfaggot.

>>36294120
which sort of ones do you think are funny then OP? do you have any examples?

>>36294148
>>36294120
opps, I didn't mean to say OP

>>36294006
Yes. You are a depressed failure because you are "smart".

>>36294120
I smell some reddit in this post

>>36293235
That last one is hot as fuck, it seems like something I've actually wrote before on mlpg.

>>36294120
The reverse order is how the fucking meme started you dipshit.

>>36294120
I completely agree, I have no idea why people find reverse order funny

it's much better when someone comes up something creative and mildly interesting

>>36294308
it also started of with "niggas whom'sgh'st"

thankfully nobody does that anymore

because it's also shit, just like your post.

>>36294357
and then it ends with "niBBas whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous "

>>36294357
You should learn not to use reddit spacing on this site faggot

>>36294406
reddit spacing?

what the fuck is that and why are you the first person to call me out on it after browsing this website and posting like since before you was born?

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I don't like it much but whatever

>>36294406
you sound like a purely stupid individual, your words are devoid of insight and reason, just like that pathetic mush you call a brain sealed between your ears

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if you disagree maybe you should look in the mirror and realize you have filthy hunter-gatherer genetics

>>36294006
>>36294258
This is just nihilism nothing to do with being smart

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>>36294521
Oh man you just used words that make you look like an intellectual that sure showed me how stupid I am :^)

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>>36291652
This one is good because it's true.

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I made this a couple of weeks ago but you have to have knowledge of British politics to get it.

>>36294622
Whos the guy on the bottom? I know the other three

>>36294505
>hating on Camus
>Hegel higher than Kant or Nietzsche
Actually triggered me

>>36294642
Nick Griffin. He was the leader of the BNP and generally a bit of a tard who did the right wing no favours.

>>36294604
that one taken me a sec to understand

>>36294663
Camus was a brilliant novelist, but his philosophical essays are nothing special.

>>36294669
I didn't get it
maybe it is to simple for my way more advanced brwin

>>36294714
The Myth of Sissyphus is an absolute essential robot read.

>>36294720
>normal highschool education: normies think the (american) allies were da gud bois who beat the evil nazi meanie-heads muh six million
>after a bit of thought: something something just fighting for their homes and countries, major political decisions out of a regular soldiers control something something morally grey
>after a lot of study: the germans were the good guys and the allies were tools for globalists and jews

>>36294756
There is nothing remotely innovative in The Myth of Sissyphus. It's a divulgative work, nothing more than that.

>>36294814
It's almost like I was explaining it for someone with a damaged brwin

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>>36294818
>The Myth of Sissyphus.
>Sissyphus
I'm suddenly interested in philosophy!

Tell me more about Sissyphus.

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>>36294814
Retard, he was explaining it.
>>36294479
Pic related

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I've seen a variation of this one

>>36294604
I like how open to interpretation this one is.

>>36294554
meh, I never took the meme to mean intelligence, I always thought it was about someone's personal sense of enlightenment and wisdom

>>36294479
Reddit spacing is a term created in 2014 by people who started browsing 4chan in 2014.

It's just relatively new users trying to ingratiate themselves by claiming innocuous shit that's been done for years on every single site as "reddit".

They probably think using the greater than symbol for quoting as a 4chan thing.

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>>36294922
I kinda feel bad for posting this

>Hitler was evil
>Hitler did nothing wrong, the holocaust is a lie
>Hitler did something wrong because the holocaust is a lie

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>>36294814
>Not subtle...
>I don't like it.

>>36294976
>feel bad
cuck

>Hitler was evil
>Hitler was good
>Hitler was an autist

>>36293313
Uncyclopedia: The Content Free Encyclopedia

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>>36294866
Sissyphus is about trying to repress your sissy dreams. No matter how hard you try, they end up coming back, and you are stuck in a cycle of repressing and failing.

I'm paraphrasing here, but the premise is the same.

Anon, just give in. You just want to be a cute sissy, I can see that from here. Don't repress it... let her free.

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>>36291652
I'm sure we all agree on the definition of human

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>>36295284
I prefer to interpret the last one as the thought that we should be finding and exterminating aliens after breeding the hot ones.

>>36295284
>>36295426
What if 'human race' means exclusively whites in this context?

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This ones dank af

>>36295554
I'm >>36295426 and I edited my post 3 times because pointing out what you just said(what I originally called racist overtones) ruined the flow of my own post.

>>36291652
Wester Religion
Gnosticism
Buddhism
Hinduism

>>36291652
encyclopedia dramatica is brainlet tier unless youre stuck in 2011

>>36295785
>tfw I just realised that >>36295284 was probably suggesting the same thing in his post

>>36295822
More like:
Leftist atheism
Islam
Judaism
Christianity
Buddhism
Wicca
Hinduism
Atheistic Satanism
Nihilism
Thelema
Norse Paganism
Chaos Magick
Order of the nine Angles traditional theistic Satanism
Michael Ford-tier Luciferianism
Chaos Gnostic Death Worship
Anti-cosmic misanthropic Luciferian Order Satanism

>>36295967
I meant to put Michael ford tier Luciferianism before ONA theistic Satanism

>>36295967
>Order of the nine Angles traditional theistic Satanism
>Michael Ford-tier Luciferianism
>Chaos Gnostic Death Worship
>Anti-cosmic misanthropic Luciferian Order Satanism

where I can read up on these?

>>36295989
As an expert and devout zealot of Order of the Nine Angles traditional theistic Satanism I was pretty disappointed by that. Thank you for correcting this error.

Don't make this mistake again.

>>36294976
>feel bad

Maybe reddit is more your speed? Cuck.

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Here's the original so you can make your own.

>>36296036
For death worship, the books Liber Falxifer 1, 2 and 3 are a good start. The first two are easy to find as PDF. Usually this goes hand in hand with MLO Satanism. I've found that Satan worship makes any occult path, and any path in life stronger.
For anti-cosmic Satanism you can start here
https://archive.org/stream/LeftHandPath666/Temple-of-the-black-light2_djvu.txt

For Michael W. Ford, he has plenty of books that are easily found as PDFs
And he has a youtube channel which is just his name

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Here's my mindfuck movies O. C..

http://www.o9a.org
That's the Order of the Nine Angles website

>murder is wrong
>murder is okay if the person was evil
>murder is good
>murdering in the name of evil and Satan is a necessary act of life

>>36295822
HInduism because of Yoga? Because today I was thinking that Buddhism was a serious step back to enlightement without Yoga

>>36295643
cool math games is the best shit ever

>>36296274
thank you anon, you've feed my curiosity

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inarguable facts

>>36296421
So
>Brainlet
20 somethings
>Brain
14 year old
>Glowy brain
Anime 14 year old
>REALLY glowy brain
Anime 8 year old

>>36296410
No fuck no fuck that's what it meant, I only said I didn't allude to it heavier because it broke the flow of my post.

>>36296373
https://omega9alpha.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/complete-guide-o9a-v7.pdf

>>36294922
>>36295354
>>36296520
just make it yourself you cunt

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>>36296579
because then you'll have one

>>36295354
It's such an obvious one I made a variation at one point before knowing it was done already multiple times

>>36296579
I also didn't want to spark /pol/'s ire by saying "I prefer X to [white power message]", would've detracted from what I wanted to say, like this does. Not that what I did say was some next level literature or anything.

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The patricians choice.

originallanigiro

Anybody got the really long one about pissing in the toilet without making noise?

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Made this one a while back on /pol/. See it get reposted by others every so often

>>36291652
Anybody got the really long one about pissing in the toilet without making any noise?

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textless posts are not allowed
and this post is original

>>36296756
u did gud kid

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I'm surprised this one hasn't been posted yet

>>36296822
>>36296822
kek
cuck detected

>>36296875
i see you have not yet ascended

>>36296756
I sometimes feel bad about the way I live then I remember that one of the main draws to one of India's presidential candidates was that he promised people toilets.

>>36295061
>>36296103
>d-do i fit in yet? xD

>>36296981
>India invented the flush toilet nearly 5000 years ago, before anyone else
>now they shit in the street

What the fuck happened?

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>>36297073
never mind I found it
original

>>36297049
I would assume the caste system fucking things up for everyone but I honestly don't know enough about India. They're seem as unique as any other Asian country but we don't really like to talk about them much.

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Say no to cancer, trap and sissy shit

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>>36297107
I also remember a similar one that I saw one time that said something like "Marrying your wife's son and adopting your wife". Do you have that one too?

>>36297192
fuck off and "ascend" already then you cunt, you're clearly not fitting in here.

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>>36297261
This is my last post.

>>36294085
The last is Uncyclopedia IIRC

>>36297250
Never seen that one
Original

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>>36297316
And don't you ever return, normie

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>>36297192
>dedicated shitposter says he's quitting /r9k/
>board quality improves 10fold the next day

I can't wait

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hey guys, how is this?

>>36297593
Should add an ascended [s4s]

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>>36296869
holy mother of fuck im dying

>>36296485
No, it's more like
>3DPD
>Asian women
>2D
>Lolis

>>36298670
>implying I didn't know what the comic was going for
>implying I didn't understand it better than you appear to have
>implying this isn't all a display of my esoteric abstract irony powers cultivated during my days in ancient Egypt, being advisor to Ramses II while consulting meme deities on the daily
Wow you really goofed.

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couldnt help it

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>>36298759
>he fell for my bait
I was only pretending to be a brainiac.

>>36298759
God this is an embarrassing post that you've posted here

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>>36298837
>>36298855
My keikaku...f-foiled...? N-nani......?

>>36298940
(translator's note. Keikaku means plan)

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>>36294604
Here you go famalam
Original

do one with Zamasu you filthy ningen

>>36294006
you come off as a defensive loser asshole and some people feel sorry for you but most just think youre pathetic and would rather not have you around.

Stop trying to prove something to society by being a prick and start networking with people

>>36296822
> studying womens psyche

How can I actually do this?

I have the charisma to pull it off, I just dont know what buttons to press.

Help me ascend, senpai

>>36299681

lol faggot

go killyourself you dumb normie

-> reddit

>>36299999
NICE DIGITS CHECKED

>>36298833
Kill your self you stupid Korean

>>36299999
chequed originally

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>>36299999
>was going to write a drawn out response explaining myself
>decided just to kill a retard instead
>get quints

this proves the validity of pic related

>>36296297

Inception is brainlet tier.

>>36296297
>simple linear recursion
>zomg mind >= blown
Why are people so stupid?

>>36294006
being a /devilish/ MADMAN is the superior way of life

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>>36295967
>Islam is the furthest from Satanism
inshalla

>>36296869
At last I truly see the light!

>>36301210
It's not about being further from Satanism, it's about being much dumber than Satanism, that's the point of these he was just too lazy to make an image.

Also Satanism wouldn't exist without Abrahamic religions.

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How do you take shits anon?

>>36301428
Satanism isn't about worshiping Satan retard

>>36301722
The problem with inter-dimensional portals is that they are always two-way.

Imagine what terrible horrors from the void could come into your ass.

>>36301722
I poop on a squatting stool. Can't use the bidet I have because it sprays hard enough to cause injury and I don't like to aerosolize more shit than necessary. Then I bend over in front of a mirror and clean my shaved butthole with TP, wetted TP, and a flushable wipe. $0.02 at Costco. I only shower before I shave my butthole, no more than weekly, and only below the waist. I haven't washed my hair since 2016. No complaints from bf. Even with my dick in his mouth, he can't tell when I haven't showered for two weeks. Skin can maintain an inoffensive equilibrium on its own when it's not constantly disrupted.

>>36299681
kys nigger >>reddit

>>36301722

I just wash my asshole in the shower after I take a shit, then wash my hands with soap 3 times.

good meme tho

>>36301722
I shower after taking a shit

>>36299999
digits czechd

>>36301769
Some forms of it is and regardless, what I've said is true, it wouldn't exist without Abrahamic religions, even if they don't actually worship any characters from these religions. I never made any conclusions about what Satanism is about, just gave one part of the origins.

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rate my OC, inb4 cuck

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>>36294006
wow look at this madman :^) getting chills at ur intelligence bro

>>36301722
This one is pretty good.

Thanks for introducing me to the "Waffle Stomp"

>>36302389
I don't get the last one.

>>36302437

All existing races are themselves mixes of races which no longer exist today in their pure form.

There's no inherent relationship between the biological construct of race (genetic relatedness) and physical appearance (what 99.99% of people call "race"). There's one that happens to be somewhat true for the here and now, but wouldn't have held up if you go back 4,000 years or so.

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>>36302532
Interesting.

Here is my OC.

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>>36294604
We are woke now, can't go back

>>36302605

I see you're still on the second square

>>36302532
>There's no inherent relationship between the biological construct of race (genetic relatedness) and physical appearance (what 99.99% of people call "race").

Oh yea of course because races don't look different other than their skin colour, idiot....

>>36302613
Good taste. Brawl+ is shit, just a bunch of nostalgiafags who wanted to take the past with them. Brawl- is real nigga modding, why else would you hack if not to become OP?

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I hope some autist writes a snarky reply to mine also.

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>>36302925

oh k then

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origioriginalnalooriginalriginal

>>36294663
It's based on obscurity over validity.

>>36302701
Why isn't this making me cringe, this is supposed to make me cringe, right?

>>36303226
>Cakeyguard
>Obscure

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>>36295243
You legit made me belly-laugh. Have a rare art

>>36303270
My cakes are pilfered on the reg senpai, Thas dude is quite obvs a major sham. (:

>>36301210
makes bit sense since they don't worship images but they still worship the demiurge Cathars were the only real Christians

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>>36303091

You're not getting the point, because you're emotionally attached to the concept of race as it exists at this time. This is probably because you have insecurity in your own life, and seek to rectify it by vicariously living through others who are "like" you. Because this "likeness" is crucial for your sense of vicarious success (no "likeness" between you and others means you can't identify yourself with their achievements), any challenge to it triggers you.

These people contributed a lot of ancestry to modern Europeans; they also looked more like Persians or Pakistanis by modern standards. They mixed with indigenous peoples on the continent, and evolved into "white people" over the course of 5000 years.

Eye color, hair color, and skin color have all been confirmed to be totally controlled by a very tiny number of genes. Only two genes can explain 50% of the variance between black and white skin. Therefore, physical race is not inherently connected to genetic race.

If you CRISPR'D every single Asian/African/etc in the world, about half of them would pass as white with zero questions asked, and half of them would pass as white until you took a second look at them.

>b-b-but niggers are dumber on average

cool, noone cares.

>>36294663

It doesn't matter, kierkegaard is still on the top

>>36303644

and you changed the goalposts again. 10/10 discussion, it went as expected.

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One of my favorites originallyooo

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Here you go, this is what I truly believe.

>>36294663
Nietzsche is the normie of all nihilists
>xd lief is wat u make it guiss!!!!!

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>>36304080
So was Camus who mocked a more potential robot like Emil Cioran was

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>>36304043
pssst anon, i think you got the images reversed

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heu heu heu

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>>36304169
My badass character would beg to differ.

>>36296869
lol i made the template for the first 10 of these i'm glad someone expanded it even further

>>36294505
Philosophy major here. Putting Kierkegaard above all of them.... Nah nigga

>>36303459
>white people used to not exist, therefore every race is exactly the same besides skin color
>only a few genes influence skin color, therefore phenotype is completely unrelated to genotype
leftist "logic" everyone

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I made this for Vlad. I don't think he liked it

>>36297593
You put /b/ twice, you stupid fuck.

>>36304458

t. assblasted hegelian

>>36292840
>anarcho-*
faggot

>>36295643
Underage detected, fuck off to /b/

>>36294505
you were doing so well
right up untill Kerkegaard

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I need a good template with a few more tiers

>>36296297
never knew someone could be so pleb.

>>36294567
>"ironic" emoticon and reaction image in 1 post
holy fuck he really got you good hahahahahahaha

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Enjoy my OC

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>>36303282
Thank you, Anon-kun. Have a cute trap.

>>36308405
i rike dis anonsan

>>36294505
Stirner is a fucking meme.
>no Heidegger

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THIS IS ORIGINAL F99AOGFHAOP[FH-=AJHF=0AQH[0FJ
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>>36296297
Fight Club is best out of these.

>>36303370
>worship the demiurge
just like Muslims, Jews, Zoroastrians and Pantheists

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>>36296869

>picture for ants

kys

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>>36291652
The brain rating to end them all.

>>36303459

I'm actually don't give a fuck about politics and I'm not white but I have to say its hilarious to see one cracker taking credit for what another completely unrelated cracker did centuries ago only to see a lefty butthurt cracker write this shit while at the same time talking about what some fucking snackbar sandniggers did centuries ago which is completely unrelated to snackbar sandniggers and the shithole they made out of their countries

Whats ironic of lefty crackers like you is that you don't seem to get that a lot of us non-whites are racist, way more than you, and that we hate your fucking cracker ass and don't want your multiculturalism bullshit on our countries

Go die in a fire cracker, preferably back in europe where you belong

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>>36296869

Improved :^)

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>36311610
this man is speaking facts

>>36294505
philosophy is meme shit for fedora intellectuals

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>>36294505
Enlightened all-encompassing version here.

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Yes, its 99% unironic.

>>36311839
>he didn't study physics/maths at uni and then began studying philosophy in his own time

nigga what you doing?

>>36294604
kek this one is pretty clever

Hey my thread is still up!

>>36312220
Which ASMR artists do you prefer?

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>>36291652
i made a thing please rate

>>36312772
Its okay, but not amazing. Its starts good but gets weak.

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Once upon a time, I forced a meme on /trash/

This is result.

>>36312772
pretty damn good edge
I like it personally, at least

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>>36294532
>no mention of thighs, hips, eyes or calves
what kind of faggot shit is this? go back to your trap thread

>>36295967
Tempel ov Blood is on top buddy boy. Never forget that. We are running things.

We will drown all pretenders in a sea of blood along with the Jew parasites and other bourgeois scum.

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>>36312573
I don't want to share my absolute favorites because I'm a faggot and sometimes the english posters during live streams make me cringe. I don't want any more of those assfaggots bothering the girls with their shit.

BUT for some pleb-tier Korean stuff I would recommend "lio world" and "UncleJ&Mia ASMR", possibly even "Sera ASMR".
I like those because its not just the usual fucking ear cleaning bullshit that drives me nuts. It was popular in Japan far before ASMR became a thing on youtube so at this point in time hearing the typical ear digging sounds make me fucking REEEE.
HYEDY ASMR is one other noteworthy Korean ASMR person. I think she pretty much made the syringes to the ear shit popular single handedly. Her videos can border on creepy with her chopping up raw meat and shit in some of her videos, I wonder if those are even up anymore. But it worked fine, she has regular live streams.

I would recommend against channels like Dana and PPOMO since their stuff is so sterile and boring that it loses its effectiveness very quickly. Some raw elements here and there seem to work better.

For one chink that's sort of low tier, "zombie asmr" for example, the raw nature of her videos work to her benefits. Sometimes lots of small backround noises that really create a more immersive listening experience. She has some weird videos though and most of her stuff isn't on youtube.

One of the better, rare to upload channels from Japan, Kokedama4649 has some eraser autism where she shows her erasers and talks over it quietly. It started out as unintentional, but I'm sure she catched on the ASMR side of it eventually and brought some intentional stuff in.

Thats SOME of the shit I would recommend, but not the absolute best of the best because I'm a faggot.

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only the truly enlightened will understand