>he has the virgin walk point of no return

I've had the virgin walk since I was in elementary school.

literally me
hool!yy shit

Whoever made this image must really hate themselves

>>36291289
i request that "alpha stride" image

>>36291289
The "virgin walk" is just bad posture. You can fix it. I'm about half way out of it now and people have even asked me if I had kids. Sort yourself out, robots.

>>36291706
Can you share more detail anon?

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It's easy, just follow these easy steps and you will walk like Chad.

>no visible bulge, probebly low testosterone levels or testicle cancer
>probebly

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>>36291775
damn man thts perfect

Walking straight makes my milk tits point out. That's why I only walk straight in coats or hoodies

>>36291939
who cares lmao
get a t-shirt size bigger

>>36291976
Doesn't matter how big the shirt is it will still poke out. They're perky as fuck.

>>36291773
Eh, I'll try. It all comes down you slouching too much and your pectoral muscles being stronger than your back muscles. There's plenty of information online about how to fix your rounded shoulders. Also you're going to have to exercise though.

>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
>long strides
>clothing all neutral coloured
>wears running shoes
>avoids eye contact
>sometimes uses headphones
What the hell, OP, I know this is bait but this is weak bait. Almost half of this shit applies to every single pedestrian here in NYC.

>>36292179
Long strides and fast movement are signs of confidence.

>>36292179
>almost half of the shit applies
>you still dont have a gf

>>36292244
>Long strides and fast movement are signs of confidence.
Slow movement is a sign of confidence.

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People can't see you do the virgin walk if you never leave your house

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>>36291775
ayy-fucking-lmao

kek

Walking slow is for girls

>>36291289
>Still trying to force this meme
Just kill yourself.