You ameribros are so lucky to all be circumcised. This is an average day in britbong.
Mum: Anon, have you been washing your prick?
Me:Yes, mummy!
Mum: Well why can I smell smegma then?
Me: It must be dads smegma
Mum: it's not I just sucked him off 5 minutes ago and there was no smegma
>>36288202
I was literally not aware smegma could happen until I found the internet. my kangaroo pouch is clean and tidy on its own. might have something to do with me sweating like a faucet all the time
It's literally the easiest place on your body to wash. Amerifats just are too lazy and never wash their dicks. Well they can't even reach them.
>>36288202
It has nothing to do with circumcision, you're just a stinky motherfucker.
>>36288202
>things that may or may not have happened thread
>>36288202
Soap. Learn how to use it you nasty motherfucker.
What's so goddamn hard about pulling that shit back and washing, jesus
>>36288997
It was wrote by jelly cut American.
>>36288202
mademereply/10 bait, try again
>jerk off multiple times a day
>don't shower, or clean your willy
>build up dick cheese to delightful smelling levels
>2 weeks after beginning, take shower and wash out dick
>straight after showering go have a fap
too scared to touch under the hood. Phimosis is aids and I've had for as long as I can remember
>>36288369
I'll tell you why we're all so fatIt's cause people like you cause us to eat our feelings
>>36289956
I had phimosis until I went to a penis doctor and he forced it back. It hurt a bit but completely fixed my problem and I've had no issues since.
>>36288202
What's the purpose of circumcision anyway?