Fembot Feels

>tfw this thread will be full of shitposting, attentionwhoring and trolls

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>tfw no qt steam friend to bond with

>tfw no big boob gf that lets me milk her

>tfw when your bf doesn't even make 6 digits a year

>>36285612
i run marathons. am i /fit/? or do uou only want chads who lyft

>>36285794
Why can't you be my milkman bf

>>36285612
>tfw no qt fembot gf
why even live

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>tfw no dykebots even exist

>>36286077
Is this an offer? Tell me more about yourself.

>when the only men interested are below 6"0
what's even the point? Just send them off to an island where they can be subhuman together.

>>36285612
>offer little
>want more than you offer
That applies to all of you faggots.

>>36285612
>tfw no vidya fembot gf in europe

The truly rarest combination of traits.

>>36285612
>neet person
>wanting anything that isn't a neet
I Know what's your problem

>tfw Chad doesn't love a loser like me

Typical

>tfw ugly worthless with nothing at all to offer
>tfw only want a hot guy with a good job
>tfw refuse to settle with a guy on my level

>>36286587
If you're thin I'll take you.

>tfw /fit/ chad with NEET with qt3.14 wagie gf who spoils me

get mad fagsters, it's all about looks.

>>36285612
Why would /fit/ guys like NEET girls?
Fit guys only want fit girls. They're the whole reason they're working out to begin with, that went someone who thinks they themselves think they are worth while.
If you can't respect your body, how can he?

>>36287053
That's stupid. Boys are boys and girls are girls. The same rules don't apply to both. NEET girls are cute, NEET boys are not. /fit/ boys are cute, /fit/ girls are not (as much, anyway.)

>>36287053
this is not true

if I would be fit I still would prefer slightly chubby titcow gf

Nobody will ever like you, commit suicide. I don't mean your pussy female way like diet pills, I mean a bullet to the brain. Maybe it'd make you prettier, hambeasts.

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>tfw my face is disgusting
>tfw the only positive i had was that i was slim
>tfw metabolism slowing due to age
>tfw pot belly appears

just end me

>>36286587
are you fat? if so then stay lonely

>>36287129
>>36287099
You're not /fit/ I take it.
Guys who are for don't want a couch potato, they want a spoter.

>>36287179
I'm very /fit/ and I want a thin NEET girl

tfw can't make friends with other girls
they're so shitty

>>36287150
Sorry anon, if there's any consolation none of us have any gfs either

>>36287179
In all honestly, I would like a not fat gf

These threads need to fuck off.

>>36287208
Well what's the problem with them, are you not like the other girls? :^)

>>36287230
I've been here too long

>>36285612
I'm fit and don't care if you're living in your mom's basement or make more money than me.

>>36287242
How long exactly?

When did old were you when you first come here?

>>36287271
11 or so years
Someone from my class showed me /b/ when I was ~10

/fit/ guys for NEET girls when?

>>36287288
>/fit/ guys for NEET girls when?
Now, obviously
Do you want a /fit/ bf?

>>36287283
I guess underage is more common then I thought. How many friends DO you have?

>>36285612
>>tfw no /fit/ boyfriend who likes NEET girls

Everybody knows /fit/ is a gay board

>>36287308
3 online friends, but they're guys

>>36287306
I would.

But along with being a NEET I'm a hikikomori and as thin as a rail.

Also pretty much asexual which puts the feasibility down to zero.

>>36287346
>But along with being a NEET I'm a hikikomori and as thin as a rail.
This is great
>Also pretty much asexual which puts the feasibility down to zero.
Yeah pretty much. I wouldn't mind platonic cuddling though

>>36287346
>asexual

FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAASTIESSSSSSSSS WHEN WILL YOU LEARN GET THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MYU BOARD WHORE

>>36287322
That's not bad. Good for you, anon. Keep living for yourself.

>>36287346
>>36287346
why do you want a fit guy if youre asexual??

>>36287346
>asexual
Is this what single girls say when the "I have a boyfriend" line isn't possible?

>>36287208
If your entire gender doesn't seem to get along with you then you may have some intense flaws that you are failing to mention.

>>36287322
Whore. Why don't you bf one of the 3 friends you're juggling.

>>36287423
To protect me from bullies.

Also maybe help me gain some muscle too.

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>tfw no NEET fembot to love, support, and impregnate

>>36287433
Women aren't really friends with each other most of the time.

>>36287452
>To protect me from bullies.
Who's bullying you?

So you just want a spotter/friend?

>>36287452
You're a fucking piece of shit you know that?

>>36287053
>Why would /fit/ guys like NEET girls?
>Not having a desperate, pale, out-of-shape NEET girl trying hard to leglock your toned body and begging you to be allowed to out-lewd her own mental image of what the stacies do for you.
Because they would be missing out else.

>>36287438
they have gfs

>>36287433
they don't hate me or anything, but they don't offer much conversationally. Plus, they're open about the awful things they do and it makes it really hard to enjoy their company as people

>>36287463
Also this

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>>36285612
W-would you settle for a /lit/ bf who likes NEET girls?

>>36287463
That mentality stops for most women after high school.

>>36287133
That's very edgy of you :^)

>>36285612
>NEET
>tfw no /fit/ boyfriend

I really wonder why.

>>36287548
Why? There are several /fit/bots ITT offering

>>36287464
Not really conventional bullying. I'm pretty androgynous so people constantly mistake me for being either a boy or girl and getting close to me to check. I hate being bombarded like that. It's even worse when I wear a hoodie, but I wear hoodies everyday so I guess it's my fault.

And I don't know what a spotter is but if they could help me out then sure, I wouldn't mind a friend like that.

>>36287150
That doesn't have to be the end mate

>18 years old, not slim, not fat, a bit of chub
>not the prettiest guy around, but decent, maybe 6/10
>still mange to get with who are prettier and thinner than me.

It's all about confidence and taking up space from other guys who can't manage to do it.

>>36287492
Oh so you're too fucking good for them are you?
Fucking off yourself.

>>36287492
A friend of mine told me a conversation is a two-way street. It's not going to go nowhere if the guy is the only one driving the conversation.

>>36287516
Sometimes it stops in their 30s and when they'rey married, sometimes it lasts until menopause.

>>36287481
Leave me alone, you bully.

>no gf who mocks my height and brings my shrinking fetish to a whole new level so i become 100% helpless because am too small to do anything but be controlled by her
>no gf to have her sit on my face for aslong as she is sitting down with a short chain to my neck with her pulling my face deeper into her ass

>>36287572
A spotter is someone that checks to see if you're having trouble lifting weights or too much for you to handle, so they can help you if you don't want to get injured or die.

>>36287575
You shouldn't have to surround yourself with bad people to feel like you have friends.

>>36287581
Yeah, at some point I give up trying. I used to get mad at guys for saying girls suck at conversation until I actively tried to make friends who are girls.

>>36287609
No seriously you just sound like a piece of shit who can't adjust to a situation. I hope your parents haven't been burdened too much by you.

>>36287452
Are you really asexual are ya just talking bullshit? Plus most guys want to have sex.

>>36287664
Like I care what my family thinks of me. I'm estranged from them.

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i want a gf i can push around and yell at then be v sweet and cuddle with :)))

>>36287688
I am. I have never had sexual contact before nor was I interested.

>>36287656
Hey, don't feel bad. I mean, not everyone is cool, witty, and spontaneous. Some of us have lives to live.

>>36287707
>estranged

Guessing you got family troubles. I mean I kind of expect that from someone that seems as shitty as you. It's no surprise.

>>36287731
Just want to let you know if you insist on being 'asexual', a lot of guys are not going to like that or want to be with you. Since you don't have anything to offer of interest.

>>36287562
Sorry, I didn't notice that.
>neet girls can easily get fit bf
>me having a nice job will never find fit gf
Is this how it works?

>>36287759
That's why I said it's not feasible.

Fembots are for loving

>>36287782
Welcome to life as a male, if someone told you it is a fair position they probably wanted to coddle you.

>>36287731
"Asexuality" is a symptom of deeply rooted psychological trauma. I'd consult a therapist.

>>36287810
true. they're precious, especially here in Europe

>>36287810
Fembots are for BREEDING

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tfw no hucow gf to milk daily so that her breast don't feel painfully full

>birthday falls on Easter this year
>volunteered to take the shift at work to avoid seeing my family

The shame of being a christmas cake, failing college and still living with my parents is eating me alive

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>>36288397
How shameful does it feel to be a christmas cake, on an average day?

>>36288397
Happy early birthday anon!!

Don't worry, I believe there is someone that will accept you. :)

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>>36288397
>tfw you'll never deflower a fembot christmas cake

>>36288397
tick tock, fembot

tick tock

PEASE JUST LET ME LOVE YOU

>>36288511
It's only bad around holidays when I have to see family and they ask how I'm doing or if I have a BF yet. At school I feel okay because there are other students that are old, but I feel like I use my older sibling as a scapegoat because they're the normal one that's married with a house and a kid. I'm not interested in having any kids and just want to work and read manga.

>>36289054
So you're a fujo? Makes sense.

>>36289054
>It's only bad around holidays when I have to see family and they ask how I'm doing or if I have a BF yet. At school I feel okay because there are other students that are old, but I feel like I use my older sibling as a scapegoat because they're the normal one that's married with a house and a kid. I'm not interested in having any kids and just want to work and read manga.
You sound perfect. I'll be your bf for the next family gathering.

>>36289054
>read manga
What's your favourite manga.
What are you currently reading?

>>36288280
Got one, bitch would complain about her breast hurting anyway, eventually got tired and dumped her.

>>36285811
I'll give you six digits.

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>>36289332
totally getting that lady, my white knights

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>>36289769
things that did not happen

>>36289796
I don't like cakes but here's a (you)

>>36285612
you want your boyfriend to work a job AND work out but for him to like you for doing nothing?

fuck you.

>>36289844
Sure weeb :^)

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>>36289884
wow anon you're fitting in so well with le ironic memeface you must get all the upvotes

>>36289929
Nice projection. Stay mad.

I'm /fit/ and I want a girl who will cook and clean for me, watch films with me and play vidya with me etc.

However, I'd also want her to drink with me and support me at lacrosse matches.

Most importantly she'd be confident sexually (big turn on for me) which I did you fit the bill for, OP.

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>ywn come home from work and bury your face between your NEET gf's thighs

>>36289332
>What's your favourite manga.
7Seeds, The Heart of Thomas
>What are you currently reading
Fire Punch, Coffee Mou Ippai, Kengan Ashura

Thanks for making me feel better, anons.

>>36290218
Shit taste, please forget i asked you.

>>36287053
i just want a loyal one, neet or not

Do black femanons exist at all?

>tfw no worthless NEET girl to fly over to my place and hire as a maid and sex toy

>>36290218
If you want we can talk more via email or discord/skype too about manga, some of those seem interesting to read. You watching any anime this season?

>>36290121
>platinum edition gamecube
I want her to be my designated partner for Mario Kart Double Dash and high five her after beating my friends in the Mirror Special Cup using the Toad/Koopa Troopa combo in the Toadette Kart.

>>36286587
At least your honest.
originaiojioaoaiwer

>>36290640
Saekano S2 and the DanMachi spinoff.

>>36290580
You're gonna have to try harder than that if you want one. There are at least 100+ guys better than you that want the same thing.

>>36286365
Women with hobbies are rare.

Sometimes it's almost like women shut off after they've come home to watch their favorite airheaded sitcom

>>36288397
What do you do for work?
dg

>>36287053
I don't think being a NEET means you're automatically a fatass.

I just want a kind, loyal girl who will be the mother of my children one day.

>>36290684
>Not playing king boo
This is why you don't have a gf

>>36290121
And who took that picture? Oh, it was her BF because it doesnt matter how useless you are if you have a vagina you will always have someone.

The only way a girl can be lonely is if her standards are outlandish, which is the issue that """fembots""" have. They're ugly and fat whores who want a 10/10 rich guy but cant find one, some they come here and express their infinite despair.

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>>36290913
>And who took that picture? Oh, it was her BF

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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>tfw small tits and disgusting roast beef
>tfw never getting an azn bf

>>36290993
>>tfw never getting an azn bf

I'm not Asian bu I'll squint all the time if you want

>>36290993
I'm not azn now be my race traitor gf

>>36290993
Arby's chestlets everyone ahahahahhaa

>>36290840
I'm an autist, so I'm playing competitive characters and karts.

>>36291021
i can smell your greasy light brown hair from here, whitey

>>36290706
Nice! Those are some good shows. Just been watching Little Witch Academia and Konosuba too.

Do you have a throwaway email or discord that I can add ya? My email is [email protected]

Fembots are my property and I don't want to share them.

>>36291044
nothing wrong with white guys

>>36291026
I think i'll refer to myself as that from now on, thank you anon

>>36290993
What kind of hobbies and interests do you have?

>>36291090
Hahahahahha original side busting

>>36290993
Wow another inadequate whore with an entitlement issue. Please fuck off cunt.

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>tfw massive eating disorder
>tfw gained 10lbs last semester from stress
>had to take semester off from grad school because school stress and eating disorder intertwined synergistically and reached critical mass until mental break down was achieved
>tfw hiding in my moms house refusing to leave until the 10lbs is gone so guys won't view me as pig disgusting
>tfw my ability to function appropriately in society is determined by an arbitrary scale number

>>36290713
No, actually I'm better than all of them. I make 6 figures so I can pay her a decent salary. I will also give her reasonable benefits like healthcare and vacation days.

>>36291166
be my fatso gf
fatty

>>36291174
kek, typical beta loser that has nothing going for him except for betabux. wont get any girls that way buddy, girls want someone charismatic to sweep them off their feet

>>36291174
become a sugar daddy senpai

>>36291209
say that to my face and not online you fruit fondling manlet

>>36291249
Post contact and I will faggit :^)

>>36291159
how is preferring one race an entitlement issue? i agree with the rest though

>>36291258
They're probably too much of a pussy.

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>>36291021
>I'm not Asian bu I'll squint all the time if you want

>>36285612
Tfw used to be fit but broke my shoulder and leg now I'm back to being skinny and I lost all confidence with women

>>36291119
video games, but that's everyone

>>36291267
>be specific race
>want x or y
>perfect girl ends up being friend and getting closer
>she is z

Believe me this can happen as it happened to me

>>36291213
What makes you think I'm not charismatic and can't get normal girls? I just want to try a fembot neet once.

>>36291246
>implying I'm not already a sugar daddy

No takes for a sugar baby position? You just need to be a mentally ill nymphomaniac slutty fembot.

>>36291295
Be more speific

>>36291267
Look I'm just saying as the low tier semen thief that you obviously are you should be happy with whatever you get. Don't kid yourselves bitches like you don't even deserve standards.

>add a guy from /r9k/
>shows me a picture and he's really cute
>easy and fun to talk to even
>talk a lot about our lives
>start to really like him after a few days
>imagine moving to go live with him
>talking about sports he likes one night
>mentions he can't play baasketball
>casually says that he's only 5'6 tall
>whyyy did he never mention this before
>feel like i wasted so much time on his
>make up an excuse to go offline
>remove him later when he's offline
>tries to re-add and i have to block him

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEE

>>36291339
I know this is bait. Not subtle enough

>>36291258
https://www.instagram.com/badtangent/

>>36291339
You are either a salty lanklet virgin baiting or a tranny.

>>36286162
It's never an offer, anon.

>>36285811
>tfw mommy makes six digits so you can leach off her and be happy with your NEET bf

>>36291376
>Spic
Back

>>36291376
>https://www.instagram.com/badtangent/

Is this yours? Did you make this stuff? Wow your imagination sucks if so.

>>36291393
fuck off MtF are fembots too

>>36285612
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FEMBOTS OUT OUT OUT YOU ARE NOT REAL ROBOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36291412
That sounds really cute. Ideal life desu.

>>36291439
Trannies cannot be robots since trannies have an average of 30 sexual partners per year.

>>36291326
all i do is play overwatch and 3ds games lol

>>36291510
Be my pleb gf to show good vidya

>>36287490
You should like a guy, I'm not so sure a woman would feel comfortable doing that as it would be demeaning and embarrassing.

>>36291427
My imagination is god's gift to man and you're jealous of my imminent 6 figure concept designer salary

>>36290993
If you're real, I'm touched. Normally girls don't want anything to do with Asian guys like me.

>>36292251
Kill yourself, you self-pitying, compliment seeking faggot.

>>36292259
Lmao ok you first you fucking cuck

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>>36287573

>taking up space

So you're one of those irritating fucked who does everything to 1 up everyone else instead of actually being witty and charming. Then when you manage to actually get with a girl you think it's because of your warped sense of the sexuality dynamic rather than that she got shit confidence and your disgusting broken persona is the only thing she thinks she deserve to be close.

Kys

>>36292344
>self-pitying asian american """"male"""" who fishes for compliments from random """"women"""" on imageboards
>calling anyone a "cuck"

back to r/aznidentity you faggot.

>>36292345
That pic is the ideal male body. You filthy wellwallas might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>36292374
Fuck off, dip shit. You clearly lack any sort of empathy for anyone.

>>36292413
Asian guys on /r9k/ and the wider internet are the most insufferable whiners, they deserve no pity.

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>>36291510
All I do is playing 3DS games and being on the Internet. But I'm not asian.

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Femanons what are your thoughts on my penis?

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>tfw no qt fembot gf who likes Middle Eastern guys

>doing research on circadian rhythm
>apparently to optimise it you should eat 10 hours after waking up
>look at other papers
>non breakfast eaters gain weight if they eat breakfast, and breakfast eaters see not much difference in energy if they skip breakfast
>decide to skip breakfast (which in study was no eating until 11:30)
>wake up at 7, don't eat till 11:30 where I have a cup of coffee and a slice of bread
>sauna 12-4
>quick bike to the shops before they close
>5pm and I haven't eaten

FUCK, I'm tempted to have a small bowl of pasta but I want to see if adhering to the natural cycle makes any change for me
>>36287208
You sound pretty immature anon. Girls offer the same depth of conversation as boys, but you can also talk about physically personal stuff too. Name one quality a male friend has that a female one doesn't.

>>36292901
>shouldn't eat
Pretty key difference.

>>36287099
>NEET girls are cute

No, most of them are not. Believe me, I've encountered quite a few from 4chan here (and made the mistake of dating two of them), and they are all either fat gross and ugly, as narcissistic/sociopathic as the worst roastie, and/or completely unstable

For a woman to be NEET and alone (when thanks to affirmative action and desperate betas, it's far easier for them to not be these things than it is for men), they pretty much have to be one or more of the above

>>36292870
Sunniggers must die. Every last one.

>>36292741
Ew veiny
[Spoiler]I'm such a girly girl

>>36285612
all girls want chad

>>36290759
>I just want a kind, loyal girl who will be the mother of my children one day.

And you won't find that in a NEET girl

>>36293074

Why tho

Oregano comment

>>36293100
You're violent subhumans who turn everything you touch to shit, that's why.

Shias are cool though.

>>36293123

Seems like you dont know what you're talking about and think that tribal desert Arabs are the only middle easterners out there.


Like half of the Middle East is not Arab (and a good portion of those Arabs arent tribal either).

>>36285612
>"I have nothing to offer a man, and I'm probably either fat and disgusting, or mentally unstable, but I'm sad and lonely because I won't settle for anything less than a top-tier Chad who can get any girl he wants"

As a /fit/ guy with a nice job, go fuck yourself. I'm socially retarded, but even I can do better than your entitled, worthless ass

>>36293196
Sorry, there are Mudghrebis too. Are they supposed to be any better?

Man I love fucking NEET girls, low self esteem, literal walking mess, easy to manipulate and contour. Only real problem when after a while they become completely dependent on you and that can grow annoying.

>>36292901
>Girls offer the same depth of conversation as boys

With the exceptions of the few outliers, no. Even some women admit it.

>>36293239
It's not even just NEET girls dude. There are plenty of girls in college - or in jobs, even smart ones, from 4chan who are just hopelessly fucked up.

It's a 4chan girl thing rather than a NEET thing. 4chan girls, particularly ones from /r9k/, are beautifully broken. I dare you to try and go back to normal girls after fucking a fembot who enjoys being spat on and choked.

>>36293225

>Maghreb

Thats not even in the Middle East, retard.

There are roaches, various Iranic ethnic groups (Persians, Kurds etc etc), Caucasians, Assyrians. All of these groups are Caucasoid (though i personally do not subscribe to the we wuz white bullshit, i believe ME people are a subcategory)

Learn2learn before you talk shit faggot

>>36290913
Yeah, that makes perfect sense. I mean, we're more than half the population which guarantees some of us will go lonely unless a looot of men cheat, but sure, just because we have a fuckhole means we'll never be lonely

>>36293320
I really can't argue with that, Its te funny trut, I didn't even know what a "Chad" was till I was fucking wit this one chick and she was telling me about this board calling me one. I don't know to I prefer autist and fembots they sure as hell make things more fun tan regular gals desu. Mostly sex

>>36293434

You are lonely because you want Chad. You would never date a robot, be honest with yourself.

>>36293502
The funny truth*

>>36293515
Can you define what a chad is? I'm starting to think that anyone who has their shit together is a chad now.

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>>36286286
>tfw you're 5'11,5" subhuman, khv.

How does a fat, lazy, worthless hikikomori (male) get a fat, lazy, worthless hikikomori girl to be his girlfriend for sitting around playing video games and fucking like crazy while living on NEETbux?

>>36293541
Even if that's how many people use it here, the fact is, nobody with their shit together is going to want to date a "fembot" who is probably unattractive, and has a shitty entitled personality with nothing to offer but their fuckhole.

Robots are the only ones who want them, and "fembots" unwarrantedly feel they deserve more

>>36293320
>after fucking a fembot who enjoys being spat on and choked.

I did this. Bitch was a psycho who stalked me for months and I had to get a restraining order against her.

Never again

>>36293720
>not having a fetish for weird stalker girls
>not enabling and abusing your mentally ill GF for your own sexual amusement

Fuckin normie

>>36293720
Yo I feel that
One threatened to plea rape if I didn't date her.

>>36293701
I don't want to date a fembot, just fuck one.

>>36293541
Might be more of a "has been born successful and continued that way with no problem, least of all with women" idea.
Someone who gets his shit together will just end up normal or beta-provider.

>>36293720
>who stalked me for months
Being romantics at heart, virginal robots would think it loyalty gone bad

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>>36286154
>Dykebots
>Implying all women aren't attracted to Chad's and will turn gay if they're unable to obtain one

>>36293956
Chads aren't born, moron. They are made. Just like robots.

>>36285612
i'm fit and i would never touch a girl who goes on r9k. go to hell you cunt

>>36286154
would you settle for a bi fembot
rly don't wanna deal with malebots anymore

>tfw all my friends are males and have gfs

>>36295956
Whaaaa?

Why?

>>36295972
do you want a bf or just another male friend, anon?

>>36295956
Why not? Give me one last try.

Europe

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>6'3
>210lbs
>autistic

>>36295956
>rly don't wanna deal with malebots anymore

Huh, why?

>>36293284
What constitutes as depth?

>>36285612
>>36286587
>>36295956

Holy shit fuck off you entitled cunts. Whenever there is a thread with lamenting the fact that they cannot get a gf I see fembots on there saying

>Just lower your standards, you can't treat women like objects and then expect happiness!

Then I see retarted fucking posts like these.

Just fuck off.

FUCK. OFF.

Cunts like you are why I want to start strangling women when they bitch about mundane shit.

>>36285612
I like neet grils and I've slowly been getting into better shape since I got this job
My biceps are the biggest they've ever been, I can do way too many sqauts and even my skinnyfat is starting to go away

>>36297759
Around half of all threads are no gf threads, for some reason people think this is something novel and profound to complain about. Complain when literally half the content is female created.