Why do normies seem to be able to pee freely?

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>>36282947
What's the matter bro. you pee shy or somethin? lmao

just pee dude its easy

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>>36282974
I can't though

>>36282947
You go to the urinal and pee. That's about it.

>>36282947
lol I notice this A LOT. Like way too many people these days have a shy bladder. Just so you know, you aren't hiding it by standing there then flushing the toilet. I'm laughing at you in my head for being such a pussy.

>>36282988
I can't do it
>>36282993
Fuck you faggot I hope you die

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>>36282947
>mfw that scenario and reaction pic

>>36282947
Pretend you at home. Mentally picture your comfy toilet at home and the details of the room and walls and everything. That works for me.

I never had a problem with this until I read about people having trouble pissing with others next to them.

>go to piss
>guy comes to piss next to me
>start to think "It'd be weird if I couldn't piss right now just because this guy is here, like those guys I read about"
>wait a minute
>why can't I piss

And now it won't fucking go away.

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WHY ARNT URINAL DIVIDING WALLS NOT A FUCKING STANDARD NOW

>>36282947
Just pee yourself :^}
seriously though, breathing exercises and taking a beta blocker has allowed me to piss in any situation with only minimal time wasted psyching myself up

>>36283816
Wouldn't it be funny if you were walking past someone and all of a sudden you started walking strangely and didn't know where to put your hands? Man, that'd be weird. Hopefully you don't do that.