pay me to be your gf

>online gf
>no nudes
>no face
How pathetic do you think we are

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Dating someone who didn't really have feelings for me would feel really bad, especially if it's just for money. But at the same time, I guess it's nice of you to offer to be someone's gf if they are lonely and wouldn't be able to have one, even if it's for money. I don't know, thinking about it just makes me sad.

>>36282569
>no lewds
lol good luck

>>36282569
I want a neet fembot gf to provide for, is that fine? You have to be in europe though.

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>>36282664
hm I didn't really think about that but I see how it would feel bad. I'm just really desperate for money :'c it doesn't even have to be gf, just a friend is ok too.

>>36282569
>Chinese
You couldn't pay ME to want a damned gook

I am actually interested 28/m robot dont even have a phone can we watch anime together?

>>36282766
ah not in eu unfortunately :'o

>>36282569
I kinda hate what you're doing but if you gotta get that cheddar, you do what it takes I guess. You are using the resources you were born with I guess. You can't even prove you're a girl though, which may have a lot of people doubting you. Maybe try to think of a better plan to sell yourself? Or just try to do something more legitimate to earn money. That would be better

t. someone with a girlfriend

>>36282788
or you could be someone's real gf irl and let them take care of you instead of looking for a paypig

you're time isn't worth money faggot. money would be better spent paying prostitutes

>>36282569
Or you could just leave. That'd be the preferable option.

>>36282820
you do have a point c:
I havent planned much out for this, just doing an interest check for now! ofc if it goes well I'll send the people pics and stuff, just not now cuz idek if anyone is intersted and would feel kinda dumb if they arent

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>>36282788
It's okay, I understand. I'm a broke NEET too so I can't help you, but I hope you find someone who can take you up on your offer, and I hope the relationship makes both of you happy. Good luck, Anon.

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>>36282879
>>36282833
haha I was planning to leave if no one was interested anyways, if there's an easy way for me to make money I'll try it out at least y'know?

>>36282569
Lol, have fun being broke and an inferior race. Korean>>Thai>>Flip>Jap>>>>>>>>>Chinese.

I said I would pay for a friend I don't even know how to talk to a real person but I have $ I don't even want a gf

>>36282922
thank u kind anon :>

>>36282950
are you the one that asked to watch anime together? I'd be happy to be your friend! not sure what secure app to do it over though, is kakaotalk safe to use?

>tfw no chinese gf to degrade me and use me for her pleasure
sucks that im not into internet dating or I'd gladly pay for all your shit just for you to deride me

>>36282617
Some desperate thirsty beta while accept her offer. Haven't read thread but I expect she already got a confirmation.

What the fuck OP, find a job.

>>36283025
I'm a freelance artist if that counts, I make a some money through adoptables and commissions, it's kinda scary to get an irl job though but I'm working on it

>cuz i'm not a whore

Sorry, but you're an emotional prostitute. Just as bad if not worse than a whore since the effects are potentially longer lasting on the poor bot who gets snared by you.

>>36282985
I am familiar with teamspeak ventrilo and a little discord

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>>36283078
aah that sounds pretty bad when you put it like that, I got the idea from those text a fake girlfriend things

>>36282569
Fucking stupid roastie someone need to smash your skull in with a hammer.

>>36283128
okk I've made a discord right now!

>>36282569
Post tits with my post number on and paypal i'll send 2 dollars thats all ur worth

>>36283150
I dunno. You seem like a thoughtful person.

As long as you both know where the boundaries are, maybe it'll work without anyone getting hurt. I don't have any real social experience with the opposite gender so what do I know.

Your fake relationship will probably be more honest than actual ones.

>>36282569
Post a picture so we can see the package

>>36282943
I guess man. Just don't do stupid shit or get hurt.

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>>36282569
Be my friend in rl plz this is an old pic, i actually have 12,000 right now

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>>36283733
blurry as hell but here you go anon! if you guys want a timestamp or something I'll do it tomorrow cuz I'm gonna head to sleep now

>>36284203
>>36283128
ive made a discord to chat, put your users or I can email mine to you !

>>36282569
I hope you die, sincerely, I do.

>>36284416
are you actually in china? or where? i am very interested, i just want to give money to a cute girl desu

>>36284473
US actually c:

>>36282569
>no lewd
>no face

Why would they pay you when they could probably pay someone from /cgl/ less than what you'd need and get cosplay masturbation videos and the like?

>>36284510
that's why I said it was an interest check, worth the shot haha. I don't plan to charge a lot anyways, just a few quick bucks to make

>>36284489
What part of the US are you from, im the guy with the money>>36284203

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>People are desperate enough to respond to this shit
>when she is openly stating she only wants your money and isn't even willing to put in the effort of slutting it up.
Get some self-respect chumps. Even I'm not pathetic and I haven't had a genuine friend in over 4 years.

>>36284550
I know this is /r9k/, but have a little fucking self respect man.
Why would you give this roastie money just for existing? Dudes like you are exactly why women can get away with anything they want.
kys sincerely

>>36284550
hm well I'm not really looking to being with anyone irl, even if they do have money if that's what you're asking

>>36284573
Where are you from you seem like a smart guy, i want to be your friend.

>>36284580
im really lonely i just need you as a frieind

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>>36284592
I am Australian and I feel like this post is some sort of test and by replying I've already failed. Regardless, I'm desperate enough that if you post contact info I might talk to you as long as you don't ask for money.

>>36284731
Second question of the test: how many amigos do you have?

>>36282569
How can you prove you're not a boy?

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>>36284764
My current amigo count is zero. I used to have plenty of amigos before I gradually lost contact with them all due to lack of effort on my part.

>>36284865
Since you lost contact with your friends due to lack of effort on your part, you fail the test.You don deserve friends

OP, just get a real job. Even a dishwasher or waitress at some chinese restaurant will help you build some character and make you less of a pathetic scum.

Your parents are probably disappointed as fuck in you, just pull your life together. This won't last, and your life will end up falling apart eventually. When you look back at yourself 10 years from now you'll be ashamed at how low you sunk.

>>36284899
Tell me something I don't know. If I hadn't been so terrified of rejection I could have been somewhat normal.

>>36284981
Your just jealoys that you cant get money the easy way because your not a girl

>>36285007
Would you try being friends with a boring loser ?

>>36285007
If your interested >>36285027 give discord kik or other contact info

Buying gay bf.

All I do is play video games, listen to music and get drunk. Also I won't pay you anything because I spend all my money on booze.

Man I need money desperately. Just lost my job and I'm essentially homeless. But I couldn't do something as shitty as that. Even if I was attractive enough.

On another note how the fuck can you offer this "service" and look down on girls who do nudes. Like, they are offering a straight forward service that benefits everyone. You're just preying on lonely dudes. And think you're above them. That's fucked. Lmao

>>36285027
Maybe but you have to pass my test first. Were you one of the guys in this thread offering OP money? And also give me some basic info about yourself. Be warned that I am not even remotely interesting to talk to.

>>36285108
Im the guy with the money again, i changed my mind we can be friends online, we dont have to meet but before i give you my email please put a picture with a timestamp so im sure your not wasting my time

>>36285153
Don't do this to yourself, no matter how pathetic you might be, you are above this.

>>36285110
No i wasnt offering op money and what do you want to know about me? And im really boring too

>>36284573
>>36284731
>>36284865
Sup amigo, haven't posted in this thread yet but I like your taste in anime and am a fellow Ausfag. Wanna be friends? My Discord is Goldchasm #0880

>>36285153
I'm not who you were talkIng to. I couldn't do this. It's sad. If I got more desperate I would consider it but I would likely see them as a real friend like I do with my other online people. Want to offer real life companionship, want to do fun things. Then maybe I wouldn't feel so bad about the money. But online chat with someone desperately lonely? No

>>36285153
Heres my discord cybot1000 #3850
Im this guy>>36285184

>>36282617
i think she has quite an accurate view on how pathetic we are to be honest

>>36285184
Just give basic info like age location etc. I'm trying to set up my discord again so I was mainly just asking that to buy time.

hi guys, op here, I've thought over everything and I won't do it anymore after reading all your comments. I was just looking for some extra cash in the beginning but didn't really think about how the other person would feel. Also to clarify, I dont look down on people who do nudes, I really didnt mean that when I said whore, shouldnt have said that I'm sorry :'c it seems a lot of people here want to make friends though, so would everyone want to be actual friends (no payment obviously haha) I could set up a discord channel for everyone if you guys would like...if not thats ok too. I'm sorry for seeming like an asshole it wasnt my intention

>>36282569
due to a recent inheritance I have acquired a very large amount of money,
so I want ask, and really consider this
how much would it take for you to be CWC's pretend girlfriend?
how long would you be willing to do it? would you be willing to wear a wire or do a hiddren cam?

>>36285292
19 california originali ravioli

>>36285315
How much we talking about here? I'm a guy and I'll do dumb shit for some extra cash.

>>36282569
>I also won't show my full face for privacy reasons
Why? Most asian people look very similar so it is very unlikely someone will be able to identify you by some blurry webcam pic.

>>36285335
>I'm a guy
chris may doing the whole trannie thing but so far as i can tell hes not actually into guys.

>>36285298
Yes set up discord and put it here

>>36285358
I know, but I'm willing to do other unrelated shit. I'm also not in the US.

>>36285204
>>36285204
My discord is Jacom #2734 so add me.
I'm this guy in case that wasn't obvious.
>>36284865
>>36284731
>>36284631
Also:
>>36285298
I'm glad you came to your senses. I wasn't expecting that.

>>36285373
Whoops I didn't mean to quote:>>36284631. I'd seem like a huge hypocrite if I was that guy.

>>36285368
well I'm about to patent an invention of mine and apply to create a business, possibly an LLC would have to consult with a jew until that part is sorted out but
I will need technicians once we get to manufacturing it if it gets that far,
what is your skill set?

You're going to get a lot of thirsty people just looking for an internet gf instead of actual friends this way.

OH MY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME.

>>36285450
it ended up being the other way around

>>36285430
I have a degree in Communications, and my skills basically focus on creating written content, maintaining public relations, developing editoral articles, proof checking, etc.

>>36282569
Set up your discord already we want to worship our superior female goddess

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Try Second Life. You can play Dollies with guys for cash,especially if you have any talent for cybersex with Voice.

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>>36285539
yeaaah thats probably not going to work out sorry

>>36285086
>tfw you would be perfect if you were a girl
how does that make you feel?

>>36285579
Sadness. Oh well, good luck with your ventures and enjoy your cash, anon. Hopefully you got a mil.

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>>36282569
Fucking pathetic. Consider using a noose for your next fall.

Zk8s9 <---discord server
for those who want to be friends !

>>36285661
If your really interested you send us requests we akready put our discords in the thread

>>36284731
hey! i'm australian too :)

are you in sydney? if so, i could use a friend to hang out sometimes since my mum is getting worried how long i stay inside

im a grill if that's ok

>>36282569
Okay so l'm a welder make decent coin, single, usually have 4+ holidays per year (its sort of a hobby after l quit drugs a few years ago). I'll pay for you to travel with me because sometimes it sucks travelling alone and all my friends are tied down. But l'm not gonna pay u for being an online gf lmao. Im not interested in anime or any of that dirt so u dont have to pretend to be interested in any of that. I think l look decent albiet a bit out of shape. I couldnt give a toss if your ugly as sin but if your pretty it would be a be a bonus. Wadda ya say?

>>36285683
Get out you filthy roastie rrrreeeeee!!!

>>36285737
Ignore him hes just larping

>>36285737
Dont have discord. Have you got snapchat? Email address?

>>36285753
NOT larping tho

>>36285795
Snpchat is for normies

>>36282569
You actually are a whore. What you're trying to do is sugar-coated prositution

>>36285623
Are you the same connie poster I keep seeing in the homo threads?

>>36285737
How broke are you really? Jw

>>36285826
I know, its ace tho. I'm not keen on putting mine up in this thread. Give me a sec and l'll set up discord then...

>>36282569

I'd help you out if you actually liked me or were my friend, but im not paying someone TO like me and be my friend. Maybe try being a better person, then someone might be willing to help you out because they care about you, instead of whoring yourself out for scraps

>>36285683
I'm in Melbourne but add me anyway.

>>36282569
>kotori picture

it's mystery.jpg kek

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>>36285683

Why the fuck are all the good fembots in Aus and burgerland

Fuck this normie continent

>>36285904
if youve read above, I'm decided to not do it anymore and if anyone wants to be actual friends to add me on discord and join the server c:

>>36285962

Sounds to me like you wisened up and decided to first pretend to be friends then slowly coax them into paying.

Gotta admit that its smart though

>>36285983
haha nah, that money wouldve been nice, but new friends arent too bad either

>>36282569
This thread is actually gold. You robots need to learn this sooner rather than later. This is the male female dynamic in relationships. No matter how it is sugar coated this is it. Money for companionship. The only difference is that op is so worthless she is actually to lazy to even bother to sugar coat it. The truth that needs to be learned here is that even in a relationship you are still alone.

>>36286003
Welder guy here. My discord tag is: Solipsist #5839

>>36286058
All love is egoistic and their is no problem with that, read max stiner

chinks are a dirty race for sure. They don't care at all about others' feelings, they just care about their own well being.

Fuck off, whore

>>36286058
Well I don't think it would be a real relationship in the first place since one of them is getting paid for it. Like the fake girlfriend type of thing.

>>36286058
Yeah well she gets points for honesty.

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>>36286094
But they look so innocent and cute

>>36286123
it's only another part of their arsenal to manipulate

>>36286090
She gets no points at all. Not only does she add nothing of value to society, she literally takes away value for nothing in return. She literally takes away value for her own worthless self absorbed existence. A literal parasite.

>>36282820
You have a gf, get the fuck out normal fag

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>>36285849
I am that same connie poster.

>>36286245
It must suck living inside your head with those types of views. The way to look at it is that its a bit of a laugh at the very least.

I Need friends discord: t4783

>>36286300
Do you browse /co/
And what is your biological sex?

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>>36286379
Yes I browse /co/ and I'm a male.

>>36286349
So your willing to pay what may or may not be an actual girl, money, and in return you get to talk about anime. You think this is a relationship? It must suck living in your head bro. She doesn't even respect you enough to show you her face. What kind of value do you think she places on you if she won't even show you her face?

I-I'd like to be friends too

>>36282569
eat shit and die you whore. I am not giving you a single penny of my hard earn money because you want to take advantage of my loneliness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg1t_nGaDLs

>>36286411
Why do you like posting Connie so much

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>>36286655
Why do you like eating? Why do you like playing games?

It feels good.

>>36285430
I have some experience with manufacturing anon, could you drop a contact?

>>36286672
You make a pretty good point connie poster.

>>36286058
I don't live under a rock. I already knew all women are gold diggers because of reproduction. female eggs need resources and this is why they are attracted to men with resources. also women are hypergamous and many of them will fall out of love if they start to make more money then you.

>>36286123
women evolve that way to manipulate men in to protecting them and providing for them. also men are even more easy to exploit and manipulate because of their sex drive.

>>36282569

Yo OP I will unironically take you up on your offer. How does $50/week sound?

I don't need lewds or facepics, just some confirmation you're a girl.

[email protected]

> some people seriously considering her offer

i'm genuinely sad people can get this pathetic :( have some self-respect robot-bros!

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>>36282569
>people are legitimately considering this
To those who are, please cut off your dick as you are a complete shame to malekind.

>>36282569
>"""girlfriend"""
>no nudes
>no face

I think you are asking if anyone wants to pay you to be their anonymous friend

>>36286094

Fucking this. Asians seem like literal robots desu, they seems to have zero regard for the well being of others. Even Japan which is supposed to be the developed, civilized chink country feels like the people have no emotions to speak of. I have heard some stories from anons who went there who said that if someone got injured or something bad happened everyone would run away and not even bother to look if the person is ok.

>>36287659
It's hard having self respect after 25 years of rejection and loneliness you fucking normie cunt.

>>36287993
i'm hardly a normie, never had a gf. still wouldn't fall that low

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Bots just fucking have some pride. No timestamp has been posted and you are all dripping around.

Fucking kek.

>>36282569
>I also won't show my full face for privacy reasons and no dirty pics cuz i'm not a whore
you do not understand this girlfriend idea

>>36282569
>i am not a whore
>i am just pretending to love you for money
how can you sleep at night by selling false love to unloved people