I matched with this girl. Dubs post what I should say

>>36276302
I always start with "Hello pretty girl"
Works decently.

I desire sex

hai cutie patootie :3

>>36276321
You're obviously beta as fuck, don't say this anon

>would do

Original

>>36276302
She looks retarded
>anti ketchup???

>>36276302
tell her she's pronouncing her name wrong and she should also get tested

tell her you're favorite food is eating pussy

>>36276400
Deliver


Digging

by the time it takes you to respond, she will be removed for being a bot

girls with a lot of freckles are so cute

>>36276302
>Hello br-eye-anne-uh

she looks like a qt but is undoubtedly a roasterino

>>36276302
get off tinder you degenerate

>>36276302
you should really wash your face

>>36276466
you should wash your eyes faggot

>>36276473
didn't realize i fucked your mom
>>36276466
delivar op

>went out of her way to put chest in selfie

>br-eye-anne-uh

>>36276302
u b my nigger and im thomas jefeson and we make slabe children okay

>>36276466
Freckles envy, you will never experience true beauty

>>36276504
>ree people are trying to make themselves look sexy on a hookup app

fucking kill yourself

>>36276751
why don't you fucking kill yourself you picky faggot? stop trying to find fault in any post you can

>>36276414
This op
Fucking alpha

>>36276400
>>36276400

This.

She looks like a fucking retard.

"pasta" is not a specific kind of food, there are more kinds of pasta and sauce combinations than neurons in your brain.

>>36276302
Will you cuck me with a big black bull

>>36276798
you defensive little prick, are you always so sensitive or do you only arc up on the topic of sexuality? humans are naturally compelled to express their sexuality, you don't have to throw an e-tantrum just because other people are enjoying themselves.

>>36276302
Tell her she is a buford

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She looks like Stixxay

>>36276302
Ask her if her name has 3 or 4 syllables.

>>36276302
Decent looking girl. Just riff on that eggs bullshit and say

>I saw that you don't like ketchup on your eggs, would you like my special gravy on your eggs instead?

>>36276302
Are you just a breakfast connoisseur or do you have other discerning tastes?

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Say this:
"Hello there, cutie pie, what are you doing after skewl?"
Spell it like "skewl" so she'll know you're in with the lingo.

After that, meat her up where she said she'd be and flay her skin.

>>36277080
more gross than funny :/

>>36276511
this is how you pronounce WHORE