This is my wife Please say something nice about her

>>36276105
Looks like you got cucked by big Anglo-American and Russian cock.

>>36276105
Don't listen to the jerk. She has very pretty eyes.

>>36276445
Cuck enabler.

>>36276105

I think that's the girl me and the rest of the boys had some fun with during our tour

I like her gloves.

>>36276105
She is a cute uhhh..boat?

9/10, would go purge with.

So this is the human version of the big shiee, fascinating.

>>36276105

whats a warship's vagina like?

>>36276105
I'm glad you're over your husband's obvious autism.

>>36276105
Sounds like you're a submarine bitch.

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>>36277288
Everyone can be a submarine once
not under my command though

>>36277336
How about I park my U-boat inside of your waifu then, senpai?

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>>36276105
i want to put an axe in her face

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>>36276105
Worst bote desu

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>>36277571
This. Akatsuki is best boatfu. She became a real lady the day I taught her - the hands-on way!

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Your wife seems nice. My wife can galactic punt her titanic ass anyday, though.

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>>36278953
Hmmmm
What did he mean by this?
original