/britfeel/

First for wishing I was dead

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>>36274927
You don't even need to tell us. We already know.
Also post waifus

Pls tell me madoanon.

What music makes you depressed, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBo

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>>36274954
What ever you say, Karen-chan

>>36274917
Because Chinese watches can be great, and they're very affordable.

But that means the quality control isn't perfect. Dirt, dust and fibre could have got into the movement while it was being assembled and that will dry up the lubrication. Also it may have not been lubricated well in the first place.

So a quick first service to have the parts cleaned and lubricated is a good idea. Then every 10 years is standard for a watch.

Second for staying awake in case N.K tests a nuke

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Platt Edition

Oh, it's great being a financial advisor in Weatherfield

>Elderly people won't DARE question your advice

*has financial trouble*

>You get to bash EVERY old woman over the head within a one mile radius with your beautiful crowbar

*cuts to canal scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRYK3wKYS1w

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>>36274954
Spiders are crawling all over my drawing tablet. I need to get some sleep.

>>36274968
this song. I don't even like it but it was my ex's favourite and she would have it on a lot when I was over at her place. Whenever I hear it I get very depressed, on the verge of tearing up tbqh. I bet she doesn't even think about me haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGUEelmzxo

>>36274968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AetxfM8TFHI

Around the 4:30 minute mark kills me every time

>>36274994
What about getting it serviced when I get it, or would that just be a bit of a waste?

>>36275047
Not really needed. The internals will be fine for 3-5 years even if they were assembled in subpar conditions.

>>36275030
>drawing tablet
Drawing some cheeky Gondolas?

>>36275074
Definitely think it's still going to be worth it desu.

>>36274968
i only listen to depressing music, this song in particular really gets me though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEsbcLOeVCw

>>36275030
What was you planning to draw?

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>>36275094
What's the draw of Gondolas? I dig his vibe here desu

>>36275122
What? Getting it serviced as soon as you get it? It's your money but it seems kinda silly to buy a 200 quid watch then immediately pay for a 150 quid service.

>>36275129
>i only listen to depressing music
that sounds dreadful senpai

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>>36274954
Just want to hug a thicc girl to feel warm and comfy when I'm evaporated tbqh

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>>36275094
Not tonight. I couldn't figure out how to draw a Jeff Goldblum Gondola, so I drew Gondoloss. Sorry to the requester.

>>36275130
In the process of drawing a crummy [s4s]-tan

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>tfw I'll never hear the sing "Liberal Values"
Just end me now

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>>36275129
>depressing music
>HANL over Giles Corey

Ate a load of shite from a white (!) takeaway today. Burger, chips, chicken, tiramisu and a couple of bits of pizza. Done it like a total fat greasy bastard

I made a facebook, instant regret. everyone I know got fat, feels good

>tfw have to be up in five and a half hours to catch a train
AHHHH

>>36275155
comfort of the familiar i guess

>>36275190
i mean i could have posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8 but there's a certain despair in earthmover that really hits the mark

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>>36274927
death'll come for us one day lad
>>36274954
here you are lad
>>36274968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtBcwEphCZs
this reminds me of my pupper i had to give up last year, i can just about get to the chorus then tears come

>>36275185
Should draw Shipman giving Emily Bishop a dose of Morphine while cucked Hillman cried on with his crowbar.

>>36275154
I just meant getting the watch despite the extra costs down the line.

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>>36275257
>tfw two (you)s in one post

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>>36275272
Just don't get it as your daily wear watch or it's gonna get fucked.

My daily wear is this 1982 Seiko.

What's the most fucked up thing you've ever done lads? When I was like 14 I wore and wanked into my mums panties

>>36275247
No one is ever going to want me is the perfect /r9k/ anthem though

Siwang dao xifang

Don't die on me lads we need some good conversation going

What's everyones fetish? Got to be fat japanese girls for me.

>>36275595
Ladyboys do it for me

>>36275595
Mostly femdom stuff

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>Average North Korean underground station

Londoners btfo

>>36275595
Asians, latex. ntr (not as the cuck), bondage

Probably some more tbqh

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>>36275657
>Worlds largest football stadium

Westerners BTFO

>>36275657
>Trump wants to nuke this into oblivion

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>>36275722
NK aesthetic as fuck, america jelly

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>>36275709
>average N.K celebration

>>36275776
>it just dawned on me if the US does bomb NK then qt asian girls will die

bit of a more sympathetic feel when it's not brown people

>>36275657
>>36275709
>>36275765
>>36275776
North Korean embassy in London shitposting on /britfeel/ while their country preps nukes.
Love it.

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What is Our Dear Leader saying here?

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>>36275828
Didn't the last NK ambassador to Britain defect?

>>36275776
I'll be a spy for North Korea and worship the dear leader if you give me an apartment and a wife in your capital city

>>36275657
yeah but bet it's boring there, they've only got like 30 pages on their gubbermint provided web

>>36275875
Probably cause of /britfeel/
They tried /nkfeel/ and it wasn't comfy enough for their dear leader.

>>36275857
oh mah peepee isa dis big

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>>36275824
Average korean girl when white man is spotted

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>>36275887
implying north koreans aren't playing CSGO right now
>>36275918
>disgusting southies

Ha ha yeah I'm not imagining it

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/16/north-korean-diplomat-in-london-defects-says-south-korean-media

>>36275969
He couldn't get enough of those kpop groups.

North Korea is that guy that acts all cocky and alpha to hide to fact that he has a tiny cock

>>36275997
>North Korea is me

I've collected some North Korean money over the years. Should I take some photos lads?

>>36275418
oh yo be 14 again and wanking off into panties

>>36276052
Of course.

Korean is now the /britfeel/ language?

Lads I just saw a scary thread on /ck/ and I don't know if I can sleep until you reassure me everythings fine. Do Americans have sandwiches? The yanks in the thread were referring to burgers as sandwiches. What if they don't have sandwiches?

>>36276120
Yanks don't have biscuits either, they just have 'cookies'

>>36276120
I think yanks have sandwiches. However they don't put butter/margarine on their bread

>>36276176
Good lord
>>36276199
GOOD LOOOORD

You guys watching some comfy NK tv?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZEpMmIr7kk

>>36276176
and there fannys are liek the wrong way round
Cant we just get a fire WALL to stop all there wierd shit perveting us

and how many store fronts have they got
thats shops windows in English

>>36276208
Sorry, turns out americans do have biscuits but they're basically scones, even worse.

>>36276176
i think yanks have what they call biscuits that are like scones but without the currents

>>36276257
>Sorry, turns out americans do have biscuits but they're basically scones, even worse.

yeah block these trans atlantic perverions

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>>36276084
Interesting trivia: It's actually punishable by death (in North Korea) I have these.

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How does it feel knowing that the same stupid hicks that btfo you in the revolutionary war make tea better than you?

If I were you I'd really hope I'd get vaporized immediately in WW3.

>yanks have never experienced the pleasure that is a chocolate bourbon

how do they even act like they're the best nation

>>36276316
>you're nation is so cucked that it's entire history is based around Britain

>>36276297
They would kill you if you had their money?

>>36276316
>Run out of Canada
>White house burned down

w..we won

>>36276399
Yes, it's illegal for a non North Korean to have North Korean money outside of Korea.

It's also incredibly illegal to smuggle it out.

>>36276316
>sweet piss sugared out the arse
>better
Piss poor bait, lad

>>36276297
how do you keep them in such condition? I'm guessing their 16 years old

>>36276453
How you manage to do it then lad?
I assume when you enter they give you the money but then take the rest back as you leave?

>>36276316
here we go lad, just for you. a nie patriotic song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRhFH5OyHo

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>>36276468
They're kept in a folder in special plastic pouches, I collect bank notes.

>>36276503
I didn't manage it. Some north korean smuggled them into China and I bought from there.

>>36276316
here we go lad a not so patriotic version for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QcVNahOavw

>>36276568
Ah right. thought you actually went to N.K as one of the few tourists.

>>36276568
doesnt North Korea relies on Chinese smuggling to stay alive

>>36276595
Most people in NK actually use dollars, euros, rumenbi or yen.

NK won is kind of a meme currency,

>>36276608
They rely on Chinese oil, not smuggled but officially imported.

If the Chinks shut off the oil, it would bring the government down. Would be an easy solution to the mess there. Problem is, the Chinese don't want to risk a refugee crisis.

>>36276640
>meme currency,
>Trump nukes North Korea, installs a new Trump dollar featuring Pepe.

>>36276403
>Loses 13 colonies
>Has precious tea thrown in harbor

Y-Yeah guys.. We didn't really lose anything. Right?

Binge watching Sons of Anarchy lads, what are you doing up at this time?

>>36276682
Persona 5 lad, I have work tomorrow but I'm fucking invested in finding out what to do in this palace

>>36276682
i think i'm going to treat myself to a tramadol a spliff then a wank

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>>36276654
>China is going apeshit at North Korea for performing missile tests
>Has already stopped buying NK coal, and is buying American instead
>Have announced today that despite having a mutual defence pact with NK. "China is under no obligation to defend North Korea from attack if it undermines the peace of the world".

NK is getting BTFO by their only ally.

>>36276720
Have you looked up at the equipment their army has in regards to air force and tanks. It's bloody laughable. I partly want a war just to see how quickly they fall.

fuck it, i'm feeling peckish
odds i have some easter egg
evens i have a pack of crisps

>>36276720
China's relationship with NK is like the Chad who's childhood friends with a massive autist. They'll stay by them but the moment they have a massive sperg attack they're distancing themselves.

>>36276781
I've already eaten all my easter eggs haha

>>36276747
Not so funny for the South Koreans unfortunately

>>36276781
>>36276817
Shit lads, my mum bought me a Heston one from Waitrose. Can't wait to crack that bad boy open

>>36276832
I'll happily host some of the kpop girls at my house like the WW2 children moving into the country to escape the city.

>>36276720
It's been happening slowly for years.
>>36276747
A war would not be good for anyone. Obviously they'd lose but the cost would be immense. The world economy would be fucked and remain so for a long time.

The best solution would be to bring them down from within. But only the Chinks are really capable of that.

>>36276832
That too. Seoul isn't just one of the best cities in the world - it's also one of the most economically important.

>>36276858
>The world economy would be fucked and remain so for a long time.
From North Korea? How you work that out?

>>36276877
Seoul is extremely close to the border. The North has a massive amount of artillery within range. They'd completely destroy the city.

One of the world's major cities being completely destroyed would have a massive knock-on effect.

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>>36276852

Would we feel the same way about the refugee crisis if they were all korean girls?

>>36276817
well i've now eaten mine as well. and the packet of buttons

>>36276904
Open borders tbqh. Country suddenly isn't full anymore.
But legit, I'd happily have a ton of Korean refugees here, least they aren't fully retarded.

>>36276904
Fuck no, I also wouldn't feel the same way about the syrian refugee crisis if it was syrian women. If it was South Korean men of fighting age on the other hand

>>36276845
>20 quid easter egg

Posh cunts please go.

My anxiety makes me want to kill myself. Wish I wasn't such a fuck up. I guess it was fate though. I was born with too many problems.

>>36276945
>If it was South Korean men of fighting age on the other hand
b-but then we'd have to fight them. i'd rather have the girls over here

>>36276977
Do I smell jealousy? It is going to be magical

>>36277003
Yeah I'm only joking around mate. Enjoy every bite, I bet it will be amazing. I love the Heston branded stuff from Waitrose.

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Will China eventually get bored with NK and annex it and/or install a puppet?

Another night another 'Holy shit how is it half 3 already'

I wish I could make time stop. That would be the ultimate comfy

>>36277034
That would be the ideal solution but annexing it is out of the question. Installing a puppet would also be difficult as the Kim family are very good at shoring up support and crushing dissent. There isn't an opposition faction to install.

>>36276977
is it the eggstraordinary 1.
that sounds like a right easter egg. lucky bugger

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Oy vey goy! It's just a coincidence!

The North Korean government should be hung, same with the Russian government.

>>36277140
4chan needs it's own "Goodwin's law".

"As any discussion about politics goes on, the likelihood someone brings up the Jews is 100%"

>>36277050

id love to have a magic stopwatch that freezes time, i regularly fantasise about having one when im lying in bed at night trying to get to sleep

>>36277156
I don't disagree with you mate but it's not happening.

>>36277184
How did Bernard not shag loads of birds with his watch?

I'm scared that i am going to eventually kill myself because i don't know how much more I can take. I don't want to die but i don't want to live with this suffering either

>>36277237
Suicide posting is a shitty meme 2bh

>>36277215

100% id do alot of feeling and shagging, and on saturday night id go around all the pubs and clubs in town and empty the tills

>>36277033
I bought his smoked salmon once, it was amazing. Felt slightly bad eating it on aldi crackers but fuck it

>>36277252
I'm not memeing. I'm depressed. Got no one to talk to.

Didn't the watch have some kind of magic on it that meant Bernard couldn't use it for naughty things?

Or he only got it because he was a good boy or something?

>>36277050
that could be fun actually. just pause time then smash up the watch, have a quiet hassle free life then die. leave everyone else frozen in time

>>36277272
The chilli con carne is the best microwaved meal I've ever eaten.

>>36277294
What if you got sick or you wanted to fly somewhere?

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IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UPP?!?!?!

SMASH DAT MF LYKE BUTTAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo

>>36277332
How would he get sick if all the bacteria was frozen? Also he could just fly himself.

Any good chinese asmr?

>>36277348
Cancer.

Also learning to fly a plane by teaching yourself? I wouldn't risk it.

>>36277376
Taught myself in flight simulator lad it's easier than driving.

Good night lads. I'm off to bed.

>>36277399
>Anon's last words

>>36277399
Really? Even in a jet with enough range to go over an ocean?

How many flight hours do you have?

>>36277432
Hundreds in flight simulator but only 5 in a real plane (150 bob a lesson FUCK OFF)

>>36277432
25567 hours and 8 mins

>>36275709
the atmosphere in this stadium would be really bad. Any stadium that has a racetrack where the stands are miles from the pitch are awful

>>36277499
I reckon the mass poverty and depression would be a bit bigger of a factor in a bad atmosphere lad

>>36277499
>Implying bad atmospheres are allowed in Pyonyang

All are happy

>>36277453
150 bob? Well bob means a shilling, so that would be 7.50 pounds in old money. Seems reasonable for a flying lesson.

>>36277432
Even easier to fly a jet lad they fly themselves.

>>36277337
SMASHING IT LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA

Lads it's been 6 days and I still haven't received my refund. Do bank transactions still happen on good friday/easter or have I been scammed of my 150 bongs

bored tbchwy you laddies

tfw no qt thai ladyboy bf desu

>>36277704
>Do bank transactions still happen on good friday/easter

Depends on your bank

>>36277237
have you been to see anybody about it, i know meds aren't exactly the best solution but it might help, plus you might be able to get to see a therapist

>>36277768
pretty worrying stuff lad

>manager lives on my street
>can probably see my TV flashing right now at 4:30am

the saddest of coincidences I wouldn't wish on anyone

>>36277821

why is this a problem laddy? to see your TV hed have to be awake at this hour too, put some razzle on, babestation or something

>>36277738
why not watch a video lad
this popped up in my recommendations looks quite interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFZqWRtYvpM
Centralia is a borough and near-ghost town in Columbia County, Pennsylvania, United States. Its population has dwindled from more than 1,000 residents in 1980 to only 10 in 2010 a result of the coal mine fire which has been burning beneath the borough since 1962

>>36277896
He's always awake at this hour, he has to leave for work soon.

>I haven't even slept
>have to go to work later

>>36277925

hmm i see, could just bullshit him and say you woke up early and just decided to get up and watch babestation for a bit before work

>>36277972
Reckon it could work, he's probably seen my silhouette through my curtains wanking a many a time

>>36278010

go for it my m8, nothing to lose, godspeed

>>36278010
Mate it's not that he's seen you wanking...it's what you are wanking to.

>>36278082

nowt wrong with babestation lad

>>36278082
>japanese traps in maid costumes and men being beat up by japanese schoolgirls

it's safe to say he's never seen what I wank to or i'd be out of a job

>>36278096
do they still have the milf channel on there. might have a quick look and knock one out for old times

>>36278119
They have a tranny channel now called DixChix

>>36278201
Surely you jest? I'll be right back mates

>>36278238
Nah I am being serious. It's not on the sky guide by default though, it's part of a package of xtreme channels that you need to phone up and enable.

>they have full on pornography on TV

what the fuck lads how have I never known this, every time I've gone on babe station it's just been softcore girls and shit but I'm watching a double dildo penetration video right now on Sky

>>36278386
Yeah it used to be tame but they had to spice things up when everyone got broadband.

Now they are talking about launching a full on CP channel broadcasting from Vietnam with Paul Gadd as the host.

been comfy tonight lads to say we started off talking about depressing songs. shall i end the night on a cheery 1. love you lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqfOzqMvlQ

mummy forcing me to a peasant's job interview and telling me if i can work 2 days per week her and father will pay for the rent on my new povvo flat (ONLY 2 BEDROOMS)

why they cant allow me to live at home i cannot ever understand, such humiliation to lower myself to the standard of "working class" slobs

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Coookiiieees

Also
>tfw it's already half 5 and getting light out

I need to move somewhere where it's night for half of the year. But then maybe that would be bad because I couldn't tolerate eternal light

>>36278889
why would you want to live at home? I live at home and can't wait until I'm able to move out.

>died on persona
>haven't saved for a few hours

and with that, I'm off to bed. night lads

>>36278955
i went out for a cheeky smoke at quarter to 5 and there was light showing. heart breaking isn't it.
only 6 months till the clocks go back

>>36278955
It's nearly 6am and I've been playing video games none stop for a good 18 hours, need to fucking get my life on track

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>>36279046
But it's already on track lad. You could be wageslaving

>>36279273
>You could be wageslaving

B-but I do lad

>>36279273
j-jokes on you i was woken at 5am by the binmen

>>36279273
Work makes you feel fulfilled. It kills suicidal thoughts.

>>36280295
dont lie, lad

i just get to buy nicer shit while feeling equally as depressed as when i were NEET

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>>36280295
>you can only become fulfilled if you contribute to society, otherwise you will feel suicidal and aimless
If you're depressed as a NEET, you'll be depressed as a wageslave

King of the hill/South Park-4chan
Family guy/American dad-Reddit
1pv1p me

>>36280949
Not to mention the 3D you do get will be the purest of heart and best grills of all.

o u r

g u y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhreeENj7M4

>>36280949
>that pic
I obviously agree with the general point about wageslavery being awful and tedious, and
it's especially stupid if they're just doing it to feel better about themselves, but Christ, why do people feel the need to slip this /pol/tard Jew shit into everything

>awake at 8 AM
>on a Saturday

I don't know why this has happened lads

I'm so cucked by being a wagecuck that my body wakes up in time for work even on my days off now

>>36281605
>not enjoying the full range of activities a fun 16 hours entails on your day off

>2 references needed
>I'm an 8 year NEET thats never been employed

>>36281967

Anon have you ever tried watching anime and eating biscuits for 16 hours straight? It's exhausting.

>>36274911
>WW3 begins properly today lads.

What the fuck are you on about you wank?

Did party anon from last night have sex in the end?

>>36282038
WW3.... it begins, properly, today

And I absolutely welcome it, can't wait for an annihilation of normies sooner

>>36282137
except there isnt a war going on senpai, calm down

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39594852
>Learner drivers will have to be able to follow directions from a sat nav and drive into a parking space to pass their test.

>Ministers have announced four changes to the current test which will come into force on 4 December.

>Drivers will also be expected to answer vehicle safety questions while on the move and complete 20 minutes of independent driving rather than 10.

>The RAC Foundation said it would be a "far more realistic assessment".

Anyone learning to drive? Might want to wait until next year to take your test, they're making it easier

>>36282137
>tfw too unstable to draft
fuck normies I hope a gook takes their eyes out.
Advice for robots, embrace inner schizo to avoid draft

does anyone else like it when there cat scratches them? not an angry scratch but a playful one. it feels really nice to me.

>need a new unlocked high end phone with a badass camera

Is amazon really the only choice?

400quid for a galaxy s7 cant be beat it seems, no retailer sells anywhere close.

Xperia xS google pixels and other shit costs 500+

Im not going on plan and paying 1k for it over 2 years, im just using a 6 quid monthly plan i dknt need fucking insane data plans.

Is GR15 enforced lads?

Having no meta board is unnerving tbph

Woke up this morning and went to have my usual first thing after waking up wank. Fucking porn site is blocked. Came to britfeel to write a post complaining about it. Fucking 4chan is blocked.

It's lucky I'm the one who deals with all the networking stuff so I manage to switch it off without hassle but fuck that gave me a fright

>>36282474
I like it, when she gets really frenzied i take my hand away but if shes playfully piercing my skin i let her do her thing.

what's your biggest regret anon?

>finally give in and buy DOOM 2016
>it fucking sucks

last time i trust normies about whether reboots are good or just a trash version of a classic

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>>36274954
Need to clean but don't want to get up.

Life is hard.

>>36275240
Had once since 15ish, watching the slow build to fat is depressing, especially on girls who used to be qt

>>36282165

>the Department for Transport announcedplans to allow learner drivers on the motorway

Pls no

>>36283082
cleaning isnt too bad laddo, think how much comfier it is to have everything clean and where it should be so you dont have to worry about washing the pots just to make dinner or something

>>36283193
What's wrong with that? Motorways are easy and only terrifying the first couple of times. Learning to do it before you're allowed out solo is a good thing

>>36283193
To be honest that is a good thing, if more people can actually use them properly and get experience on them before being let loose I am all for it.

People who sit in the middle lane for no reason deserve death by fire

>>36283210
>tfw only been on the motorway on busses and never been in a car besides taxis

h-how does it even work

>dreamt about him again last night

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>36283208

You might be right, I just think they're not much different than an A road.

People who are scared of driving make bad drivers anyway, an hour or two of motorway driving before their test won't make much difference to that.

Can we have 96 seconds without a post in honour of the Hillsborough Massacre?
Thank you.

>>36283226
Don't suddenly change speed, don't move without indicating, indicate early so other people see you moving and can react, don't sit in the middle fucking lane doing 69mph because you're too scared to move

It's intense to begin with, after I got my licence my first time driving solo I ended up on one by accident (took a wrong turn). But after the initial panic and doing 50 behind a trailer in the left lane whilst trying not to cry, you get into a rhythm and it's fine.

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>>36283263
th-thanks. Although I must concede your true, I'm an awful driver and I'm afraid to drive further than 5 miles out of my town. no motorways near so never driven on one of them

>>36282165
Is that really easier? because you don't have to do a random mannoveure? you have to drive for double the length of time and thats how they fail you mostly, some inane reason that drivers do everyday but they're going to decide to fail you for it

>>36283365
How do you fail independent driving unless you jump a traffic light or something?

>>36283365

It sounds easier to me but it's a good change. Reversing round a corner is tricky and I've never done it once since passing.

I bet the show and tell while driving screws some people. I can imagine some poor learner forgetting to steer while they look for the rear window heater button lel.

>>36283397

People usually get faults from not flinging their head around to show they're looking at mirrors.

>>36283414
The relief I felt when the instructor gave me turn in the road instead of reversing was unreal. I got so fucking lucky

Failed five times lads

>>36283427
Oh yeah Iguess, I got that drilled into me. My driving instructor used to keep a tally of faults each lesson and tell me at the end how many times over I failed a hypothetical test. I was in full owl-mode on my test

>>36283438
Are you legally blind or something?

>>36283454
Apart from my first test, I've only got one serious fault on each test and had no less than five minors

I fuck up something random each time

>>36283397
I failed TWICE for going "Too slow". I was going 27 in a 30 zone. Some driving test people are just massive cunts

>>36283464
no more than five minors*

>>36283438

Passed first time lad, get the fuck off my road.

>>36283464
>one serious fault on each test

Girl in my school failed her test 4 times before she finally passed with 12 minors on her passing test I think. 3 days later and she rammed the back of a parked car, wrote her's off.

Maybe quit while you're behind.

>>36283514

lel that's bad. A lad at my school hit an old lady a few days after passing his test, broke her hip. Everyone called him slayer from then on.

>>36283514
some rich chad at my old school stole his mum's range rover while drunk and smashed into a ditch doing 90(ish) i think

got jailtime for stealing and drunkdriving and underage drinking because his mum was a cold hearted bitch and pressed charges kek

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>>36283397
Yeah I failed twice... some shit to do with a roundabout on the first one that I still don't know why, second time I overtook some women walking her dog on the side of the road and "didn't give her enough space" while passing, guess swerving into oncoming traffic on a bendy country road is safer

why is gaming so bad lads? I bought bayonetta but i'm bored hopeless of it now at chapter 6, I only have motivation to play multiplayer games and they either suck or I hate playing them cause of shitty cancerous teammates - Problem is I've got so much time to waste and my mind runs off too fast to do anything like watch a movie most of the time

>>36282058
I would like to know this too.

Party anon, where are you?

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF NORMIES!

All i ask for, literally ALL I ASK FOR is peace and quiet and to be left alone in my own room. Still they can't fucking let me have that.

EVERYONE JUST FUCK OFF.

this is my first time here, I'm a normie - ask me normie related questions if you want

>>36283686
Do you ever have the urge to eat your cum when you masturbate?

>>36283711
No, most guys I've talked to about it say everyones tried it but I haven't

>>36283739
You ever stuck something up your arsehole?
Finger maybe?

Just tried to help my mother with a crossword. I couldn't answer hardly any of it.

Pretty pleased, i have been hoping my cognitive ability would decrease. It makes everyday existence far easier.

>>36283748
again no, I've never done any gay shit though a lot of my friends think I'm gay and I don't care enough to correct them

>>36283768
You ever had a guy brush past your benis in a queue or something and liked it?

>>36283782
not liked it, indifferent I guess

>>36283790
You ever had an ice lolly or a magnum or a banana or something and tried to deep throat it or suck it off?

>>36283799
Why do all your questions revolve around gay shit?

>>36283821
Answer the question you little shit

>>36283838
nah I haven't

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>>36283821
welcome to britfeel

would you let me suck your normie penis?

Fucking hell some good porn uploads today. 2 new klixen vids.

>>36283880
no but I rarely let girls suck my penis so don't take it personally

>Florescent tube failed
>Put new one in
>That wouldn't work either
>Turns out it needed a new starter

>>36283226
It is really not that bad, keep to the left, indicate, pay attention to the markings on the road and the signs and you will be fine.

So many people sit in the middle lane for no reason forcing cars to either undertake them, or move 3 lanes to overtake them which is a total pain in the arse

Shit thread t b h.

Boring.

>>36284106
make a meme for us ladddd

Lads, I've got a big problem. I'm going to my gf's and she basically wants to have sex all evening. I'd be totally up for that but I've been hiding erectile problems from her with viagra and I've now worked out that it's not that I can't get it up, it's that this hormone imbalance my GP found in blood tests makes my recovery period insanely long - a whole day or more - so I can fuck/wank once but then it's pretty much dead, although I did manage 2 viagra-assisted wanks yesterday morning. I think it's easily treated but I can't talk to the GP until at least Tuesday.

I'm thinking I just have to do loads of foreplay (which I'm up for, I love eating her pussy), fuck her hard the once then tell her the truth and offer to do whatever else she wants for the rest of the night.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE this is what happens when you try to enter the normie world

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>>36284106
>>36284191

Oh you're fucking asking for it now

>>36284207
>it's that this hormone imbalance my GP found in blood tests

Elevated Prolactin?

You really should be leaving it off for a week in that case before your gf comes round.

Doing push-ups until you physically can't do anymore will help somewhat

>>36284243

That's the one, lad. How did you know?

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>there are americans in this thread right NOW

Anyone else literally have no desire to start a family?

The thought alone of losing so much free time makes me want kill myself, plus id have to work to support the family, how the fuck would I be able to enjoy myself?

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posts yesterday about my phimosis stretching progression
I checked a bit ago
it pulls down a lot further than it used to - exposing the top of the head and I can see the full opening while flaccid. A few months ago before I started I couldn't even see any of the head when pulling back on it.

Problem is it looks as if it'll be hard to go any further has the frenulem or whatever you call it almost looks attached or something - i'm hesistant to mention this to the GP when i'm there next because they just whine about the circumcision and know fuck all about it

>>36284257

Pharmacy anon, plus years of reading medical textbooks for fun.

Every orgasm temporarily causes a surge in Prolactin, I assume in your case it's particularly high, causing blood levels to be elevated for a while, unless you fapped immediately before taking the blood test.

Anyway, intense resistance exercise will give you a short raise in testosterone that should counteract the prolactin. Something like dumbell curls ideally, or if you don't have them just do a set of pushups until you physically can do no more and your arms give up on you.

>>36284296
Its ok anon, they're just searching for a comfy home, they already tried to make /americafeel/ and it crashed and burned

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day three of couch to 5k lads

feels good actually excising again

>>36284306

I don't want to commit to a family life and I don't think I'm stable enough to do so anyway. I don't understand the desire

>>36284325
i'm doing that, I did week 3 day 1 yesterday and It almost killed me - fucking 3 mins running then 3 mins running again my legs felt like dying. I wouldn't have even got to 3mins once before I started though probably

Got through it though and I feel fine today

>>36284313

Thanks for your advice, pal. My blood's been tested twice, was high first time and higher the second, and it definitely wasn't just after fapping because she made me go in early in the morning.

I've got dumbbells. How long should the spike last?

>>36284325

Good work, anon. I did it last summer and went from struggling to do the first day to running 10k in about 7 weeks. Couldn't believe it

>>36284325
Who is this dick holster?

O R I G I N A L L Y

>>36284350
aye

it's only thee mins running though, just got to last as long as the timer and you can walk again

>>36275595
Mutual cutting and bloodplay is one of my darkest fetishes. Something about making each other bleed, tasting, toying and having sex with it then cleaning and patching each other up really brings something out of me. Unfortunately, Ive only ever had the chance to indulge in it with one girl.

Other than that:
>Mild-Moderate BDSM
>Outfits (school uniforms a best)
>Cumplay
>Anal
>Public/Dangerzone sex
>Choking/breathplay

I think I might have something wrong with me.

You guys ever done urban exploring at all?

Watching some videos online and it looks kinda fun and interesting

>>36284409
>urban exploring in england
>get stabbed by coons or beheaded by pakis

>>36284357

The spike should last a couple of hours, so if you do the set just before you leave, that'll give you the best results.

Elevated prolactin has quite a number of possible causes, the fact that it was even higher the 2nd time (assuming the test was recent) make me think it could be reduced vitamin D

Could also be hypothyroidism, but it doesn't seem likely, if you're spending a lot of time inside (as many robots do), and especially has winter has just passed, vitamin D deficiency seems like it could be having an effect, make sure you're getting a bit of sun, or at least taking small doses of a supplement. Ideally you should get your serum levels tested to determine exactly how much you need.

>>36284306
I have no desire for that at all, never have. I am 25 now and pretty much everyone I know is either married, engaged, and either thinking about having kids or they already have them.

My life is comfy as fuck - decent job, lots of time and money to do whatever the fuck I want. I don't want to give that up, and I hate children anyway

>>36284409

I did once. I found 180,000 bong in cash, stored in some abandoned sewer.

I didn't want to aggravate any potential mafia men, so I only took 4,000

>>36275595

Not really a fetish but I really fucking love eating pussy. My gf gets really wet - might even be minor squirting - when she's on top and she gets all embarrassed about it, but I want to lick it all up. It's hot.

I think I've always been more into the girl's enjoyment than mine. Guess I'm just a massive cuck

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>>36284384
yeah 3mins walking is more than enough time to regain energy, still ordered some bluetooth earphones, should help keep up motivation.


trying to stay up all day to reset my sleep schedule but I'm going to end up falling asleep at 5pm or something and fuck it up even more probably. I'm quite bored but I've got so much to fucking do, I've got about 20 youtube tabs open full of documentaries and also a 1tb hard drive filled with a movie backlog. I can't gain motivation to start any of it. Might do something productive like wash my car or something. Wish WoW or something was still good so I could actually waste it all away playing a game but gaming is just shit now for me

>>36284306
Kids are a huge mistake once the novelty of posting them on facebook and trying to brag over your ugly fucking kid wears off they are a huge pain in the ass, not like i'll ever get the choice of starting a family

>>36284470
why is this anime girls mouth so squiggly?
Is it a birth defect?

>>36284498
some chink drew her like that to represent nervousness and blushing

>>36284409

Have a go at Park Hill in Sheffield, anon. It's structurally safe and there's only a few months left until it's refurbished and the opportunity is gone

>>36284426

I think the GP thinks it's stress, but if I work backwards (as I did to identify that it's probably the reason for my malfunctioning penis) it's definitely possible that it's been there a long time. Could be SSRI related? I've always said my penis was never the same after them, even after 2 years

>>36284387
>bloodplay

Top tier stuff lad. It's something i've always wanted to try. I used to discuss it with a friend of mine but she wouldn't do it with me because she was vegan. Bullshit excuse desu. I am a former self abuser but sometimes cut myself for the thrill and succ my blood. What was it like with another person?

>>36284537
The state of britfeel

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In the pub drinking by myself. Gonna get smashed then shit post.

The french girl wants to go to eat fish and chips tonight so i said we'd go to the local 'spoons. Really pushing the boat out eh lads. Get pissed for a tenner; gotta love 'spoons to be honest.

>>36284586
What pub lad? Sounds like ye got it all sussed out anyway.

>>36284586
Good lad, perfect day for it. I am going to one of my friends birthday parties tonight where there will be loads of normies from my year. Might get a bit drunk before hand then get smashed when i am there, probably better than sitting in the corner shitposting

>>36284530

SSRIs wouldn't have really affect the prolactin, but would affect your ability to be aroused. If you're taking the viagra and not really getting much pleasure from sex, then that's probably a result of the SSRIs, some side effects like that can be very long term even after stopping.

Stress quite possibly could be the primary cause for the rise in prolactin, but other stuff should be ruled out too.

SSRIs get thrown out so easily it's morally criminal. I'd say in only 15-25% of cases where someone get's prescribed them, they should be prescribed them, and then as a last resort.

Might be worth getting some private blood tests (usually under 100 bong) and taking the results to your GP to discuss, it might spring her into action.

Fuck it i've failed I'm going to sleep

I've got no reason to be awake or even alive at this stage

>>36284653
>private blood tests

Different guy but I'm interested in this, what/where would you recommend?

>>36274968

This is a nice, melancholic song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pkUqdWN30c&list=RDMM7pkUqdWN30c

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>>36284645
I'm in the city of Wales. Wanna come hang out?

>>36284704
>city of Wales

Which one? Used to live in the sea of the swan personally, miss it a lot. Anyways I'll take a shower and head to my local spoons in a bit.

>>36284325

>he fell for the running meme

Stop your couch to 5k nonsense and get on SS + GOMAD

The only valuable exercise is that which makes you swole

>>36284679

medichecks.com

I'd personally recommend this

https://www.medichecks.com/health-checks/diet-check

and

https://www.medichecks.com/tests/testosterone

Depending on your budget, they do tests for virtually everything.

just did a godly poo

>>36284537
Absolutely magical lad. Felt like we were on ecstasy or something. Easily the most intimate thing you can do with another person. The amount of trust, care and respect that is needed for such a thing is unparalleled compared to any other type of sex or activity. Even the aftermath, cleaning the cuts with antiseptic and patching up the deeper ones was on another level.
She even let me engrave my initials above her right asscheek, just deep enough to scar.

I miss her.

Fuck brexit design. My family's farm is going to go under without the common agricultural policy with the rest of europe

All because these fucking alt right wankers living with their parents

Made a curry my indian friend showed me how to make last night lads, fucking smashed it.

>>36284759

They will likely continue to retain the same level of subsidy afterwards

>>36284325

Ayy /britfitfeel/ is taking off.

Just done 5k run, 1k elliptical and then another 1k run while I finished my water.

Feel like a fucking rockstar today, all without taking drugs. Might be the start of soberanon.

Nihao yinggan

Zuijin hao ma?

>>36284843
house special fried rice, kung pao chicken and some egg foo yung please

>>36284780
The EU is going to fuck us for leaving. We get made an example of.

Worst thing about pushing 30 lads?

I've missed the chance to have a qt 16 year old gf.

That would be pedo tier if I tried now.

>>36284740
Don't do this anon you'll its a meme

>>36284759
Fuck you farm boy. Fucking soft ass farm boys leaching off the tax payer because they're shit at their jobs to grow crops. Would rather import the lot than give farm boys money for nothing so they can cruise around in the latest range rover with my fucking tax money.

Ni hao, Wo jin tian hen hao, xie xie

I was reading this article about North Korea, I understand quite a fair chunk, but a lot of new unknown words like "military parade" etc

http://www.bbc.com/zhongwen/simp/world-39607083

>>36284864
It's really funny that remainers used this as an argument for staying "The EU will punish us for leaving so we should stay".

That's like saying to a battered wife "Stick with your abuser or he will kill you".

Everything the EU does to punish the UK just strengthens my belief that leave was the correct choice.

>>36284855

get me a small chips while you're at it, lad, ta

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Okay I'll be honest i snuck in a bottle of vodka which i have now finished

Should we play a game? I can record myself saying shit to strangers

>>36284758
>>36284537
GTFO YOU VAMPIRE FREAKS

>>36284900
Lets play a game, leave the thread normie.

>>36284900
>wedding ring

Fuck off normie

>>36284900
Don't embarrass yourself for a bunch of strangers, they'll be laughing at you not with you

>>36284864

As in, the British government will likely continue the subsidies in place of the EU

>>36284879

How to you learn the characters? All looks like squiggles to me. It's hard enough for me to remember the pinyin spelling.

>>36284469
You aren't alone lad and theres nothing wrong with it. There's few things more stimulating than being able to put a girl into complete ecstasy, making her writhe and shake uncontrolably in orgasm. Makes you feel like a fucking god.

Its shit when she wont do the same for you though. Fuck girls like that. Selfish pricks.

>>36284894
add this to the order desu

>>36284888
>Enter a contractual agreement with a league of other countries
>surprised when there are sanctions for breaching that contract

nice manipulative thinking there lad

>>36284927
Its something only farm boys can do. Just give up, you'll never learn Chinese.

>>36284952

Remainers before the referendum:

>"The EU is an enlightened progressive utopia free from hate"

Remainers after the referendum

>"Err it's only right that they punish Britain for it's insolence".

>>36284758
Sounds awesome. Would one day like to have someone i trust enough to do it with me. Not interested in relationships though because of sex avoidance. Just have to relegate that fantasy to erping. I hope you get to enjoy the experience again one day

>>36284653

Thanks for all your advice, anon, I really appreciate it.

My GP is decent tbf, but she pretty freely admits that she doesn't know much about this. She's written to an endocrinologist to see if I need a referral. From doing research online I think she should just prescribe me cabergoline and measure my levels until we get the dose right. The levels weren't high enough for a tumour. Will try to speak to her on Tuesday.

>>36284932
Cumming inside a girl is the best feeling. Only done it once though.

Need to get myself a bird. Or at least a fuck buddy.

Reee normies out reeeeeee

FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36284983
You either didn't read or understand what I said, nice strawman tho

>>36285012
Nah, the board needs more normies. Too many degenrates here. Go to wizardchan if you only want to talk with fat virgins

>>36285032
>Be a member of a club
>Decide club is not for you
>Club kills your dog for leaving

>>36284888
This is what I can't stand this sort of stubborn little Englander attitude. Wake up and smell the coffee mate.

Get your ass out of /pol/. Talk to businesses, look at the pound on the markets. We were doing great until you autists ruined it. Now fucking India is overtaking us. So much for rule Britannia.

>>36285051
>the economy is literally everything

State of you lad

>>36285006
Aye. Its better when shes cumming at the same time though, she tightens up so much that it forces your dick out of her and you just cover her asshole and back in baby batter while shes having a seizure.

>>36285012
>>36285023
Chill, im a 24yo NEET with BPD who still lives with mummykins. Tried killing myself twice in the last year alone. Im just reminiscing over my former years.

>>36285050
You're so dumb that you can't just talk normally and have to make up analogies based on nothing or make up some strawman?

Like I said there was a contractual agreement, there are sanctions for breaking a contract.
Not hard to understand.

>>36285051

My life has already improved due to brexit, a falling pound means our exports are more attractive than ever, and my wages have risen from 6.95 to 8.60/hour

>>36285084
I'll be laughin when you're living on bank giros. Then you won't be worrying about the EU you'll be worrying where the next meal is coming from.

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>Whaaa my unprofitable industry isn't going to get any more taxpayer money

Welcome to the freemarket bitch

Wait you mean there's actually unpatriotic remaincucks on brit/feel/?

Why don't you believe in Britain cuck?

>anyone who is negatively affected by brexit is the enemy anyway and had it coming
>brexiters hate farmers now

couldn't make it up

>>36285051
>look at the pound on the markets

I get paid in dollars, getting a 15% payrise on June 24 certainly put a smile on my face.

>>36285159
M-MUH HOLIDAYS!

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>having your morning shit
>lookup
>see this
What do?

it was always known the economy would get worse in the long term.

The vote to leave was playing the long game of not being shackled to a institution that wants to replace whites in Europe with shitskins.

>>36285093
Half the time i never really know when a girl is cumming desu. I'm never sure if they are just being loud or cumming because i personally don't feel anything.

>>36285051
Good. Only fair that we take a turn at being third world

>>36285180
kick the door shut

>>36285051

Not him matey, but you need to smell the rape scented coffee and stop thinking having rapist Arabs getting kids is a good thing.

We don't want them. We don't need them. They leech off the dole and commit crime.

That's why a lot left. We're taking the country back and it's time for the people to vote for our future, good or bad, not let Mama Merkel and the EU Jew brigade decide for us.

>>36285116
>t. /pol/ shitposter NEET living with his mum

In any case we are ruining the pound. It'll be like the euro in a few years crashing and burning. We had it perfect, our own currency yet also in the European market. Brexiters are fucking working class mongs who know nothing about modern economics.

>>36285122
This level of projection lol.

>>36285123
this, destroy it like coal mining

>>36285208
>We had it perfect
>EU trying to replace us with Muslims

What did he mean to convey by this?

>>36285192
>to a institution that wants to replace whites in Europe with shitskins.

t. unaware that we are going to be importing tons of pakis anyway

the vote was to unshackle ourselves from being semi out of control of our own laws

>>36285230
The eu is responsible for the authoritarian left and they wonder how the alt right came about. It has all been a natural reaction. I personally disagree with the alt right on quite a lot but their movement was bound to come about.

>>36285208
>yet also in the European market

We don't need to be in the market to trade with the market

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>Destroying the farming industry is good for britain

I can't believe these people are saying this with straight faces, this is what your britain will look like in 20 years.


I love how if you dare criticise you you're labelled as someone who hates britain, classic commie tactics desu.