megan schroeder is perfect

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>>36272483
Why are you so perfect megan schroeder? I bet she smells so interesting and wonderful.

Is Chris's mom going to be okay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAvFYKVEZ4

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This is Megan from last year, I think she's 29 in this picture. She still looks like a QT. I bet she is a pure virgin.

>>36272511
The fucker just wasted the money he got from selling the Sonic Totem on some shitty necklace and now he's begging again.
It's all an act for pitybucks.

Has Chris ever gotten help?

>>36272569

still pretty qt desu

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>>36272574
He should try and win back Megan's heart, does she still live near him?

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>>36272612
What was Megan's problem? Why didn't she like Chris? Was she only after Chad?

>>36272574
Something else up now for 1000: http://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160. Maybe the same guy will buy this too.

Sad to think Chris could definitely live more than comfortably taking advantage of his e-fame if only he knew how to manage his money.

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>>36272725

Poor Chris's PaRappa the Rapper gambit failed before it even began

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I

>>36272988
I would do anything for Megan, I'd make a million of those songs for her.

>>36272574
Someone actually fucking bought that thing? Jesus.

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>>36273078

You know looking at the pics in this thread I do see a kind of wholesome beauty to her. She's a cutie. Hope the Chrissy didn't mess her up too bad.

>>36273183
I don't think she has a bf or husband either, is she actually asexual? Or was that just a lie she told chris.

you need to stop

dont mute me motherfucker

>>36273245
Why? She is beautiful. I thought about her all night yesterday.

>>36273264
The last thing that person needs is another deranged autist obsessing over her.

Megan has a bf now based on what I saw on her facebook a few years back.

>>36273101
Yep, for $1500 Neetbux American, no less.
http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=282425317605

>>36273329
Proof? She doesn't seem like the type to have one.

OP would you buy her little knick knacks she makes on etsy?

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>>36273375
>implying fembots exist
Most of our information about her comes directly from Chris' mouth. How accurate do you think your perception of her is?

>>36273380
Can you post a link to them?

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>>36273380

they're actually kind of cute

>>36273421
https://www.etsy.com/people/OutOfTheWildFelts

>>36273398
She spent the most of her early 20s at a shitty game store playing card games with little kids, teenagers, and an Autist. Doesn't seem very normie to me.

Did Chris ever fugg this roastie

>>36273468
No, she claimed to be "asexual" to him.

>>36273459
She's attractive. Highly unlikely that some nerdchard hasn't snatched her up yet.

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>>36273459
That is how Chris certainly perceived her life. This was the beta-orbiter relationship to end them all. She clearly has some talent at manipulation, it wasn't all the autismo. I have no idea what Megan did when she wasn't at the game shop once a week or emailing Chris.
I have no reason to believe she wasn't taking dicks daily and nightly.
>>36273452
>All of my artwork and materials are proud to be "Made in China" free!!
>"Made in China" free!!
lost

>>36272483
She's probably a recovering drug addict and likely had a history of promiscuity. She made friends with Chris because he reminded her of her long lost innocence, before Chris turned out to be the retarded pervert that he is.

>>36272511
Chris and his mother are beyond saving, Barb will be lucky if anyone besides her autistic son shows up to her funeral.

>>36272574
This looks like a hostage video.

So what does Megan do nowadays?

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>>36273515
>All of my artwork and materials are proud to be "Made in China" free!!

Is she a Trump supporter?

She could attractive if she dressed better and did something with her ugly hair

>>36273557
She seems to be a Hippie, going on nature walks a lot. Photographing things, walking her dogs. Makings arts and crafts. She still lives in Virginia too in Mill place.

>>36272725
>What was Megan's problem? Why didn't she like Chris?


Why would anyone like Chris?

>>36273514
>She's attractive.
She's as plain jane as plain jane can be. A decade and a half later and she hasn't even changed her haircut.

>>36273569
>Pmurt supporter
>Hockey fan
>Plays vidya and watches weeb shit
Fuck. I might be taking the Megan pill.

Someone should contact her on her Esty, think she will answer any questions about chris?

>>36273699
kek'd
If some random, who knew your real name, emailed you at an address you use for business shit and wanted to talk to you about Chris, would you do it?

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Ole discount version of winnie cooper looking ass

>>36273730
Someone should ask her for a custom order and tell her to make a wool Chris chan doll.

>>36273745
Well, I figured out why I find her weirdly attractive, despite being a really plain mental-case.
Winnie Cooper gave me some of the first feelings I didn't understand.
Thanks, that was going to bother me.

I sent her this
Hello Megan, I was wondering if you are still selling your crafts? They are very beautiful some of the best I've seen. Thank you (:
I will try to start a convo with her then maybe mention Chris.

>>36273764
>>36273857
Now that's a good way to approach it. I dig it.

>>36273872
I want to ask her more about her self, she's an interesting character in the Chris Chan lore. But not much is really Known about her.

>>36273699
>>36273764
>>36273857
That's a fucking stupid idea and you'll get blocked.

What if Chris went through a Jordan Peterson soul searching trip and came back as a respectable man with a job, embarrassed about his past but trying to move forward?

>>36273905
She's obviously reluctant to talk to Christorians. The reasons for that are probably open to some debate. As I said earlier in the thread, so much of what people think they know about her is tinted through the lens of Chris which makes it almost garbage, and some leaks from trolls.
I imagine there is interesting terrain to be discovered through her.
>>36273547
>She's probably a recovering drug addict and likely had a history of promiscuity. She made friends with Chris because he reminded her of her long lost innocence, before Chris turned out to be the retarded pervert that he is.
^This anons theory also seems very plausible to me.

>>36273971
I doubt she will block me if I'm posing as a potential customer. Maybe I can make up a story and say that I went to the same HS as her or that I remember seeing her at the game place when I was younger. Think that could work?

>>36273805

yeah im really good at that kind of stuff

>google her name
>Her entry on the CWCwiki is on the first page
Does she deserve it?

>>36273991
When his mother passes, an assisted living service will set him up with a place to live and a job, if he fucks that up it's the nut house.

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Noooooooo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this uggo manlet guy is her bf/husband reeeeeeeeeee

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>>36274134
>Does she deserve it?
Chris approves.

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I've always found Megan alluring. She seems like the perfect nerd waifu- certainly more plain jane than pornstar- but she has a sort of wholesome, small-town agrarian beauty to her, like she should be on a propaganda poster, in a field of grain.

That said, I have fantasized about her and (classic) Chris together- Chris as a rapist- Chris finally snapping, unable to control his urges, finally corners Megan and begins pawing at her, tearing her clothes off. 'Oh megan! we're gonna have so much FUN together!' Chris says in his high-pitched childish voice. Naked, he begins rubbing his greasy, smelly fat rolls all over her, and begins to probe her orifices- 'Tickle your pussay!' he would say. Then he holds her down, not through muscle, but through sheer weight of years of digested McDonalds, and forces his bent duck into her love canal- She shudders instinctively as the misshapen phallus plunges in and out of her vagina over and over again. Her pussy begins to contract involuntarily, as fear gives way to pleasure. 'I'm gonna CUM!' Chris shouts, and then lets out a grunt, as he shoots his navy deep within her, which impregnates her with a future tard baby. Megan, defeated, is flooded with emotions- She almost wants to cry, as she begins to wrap her mind around the fact of the matter- She came for CWC

>>36274191
Look how fucking loose she is from the miles of dick she's taken. Proof that women can't be robots.

Megan is a nice girl
Bump this thraed

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>>36274615
I don't know quite what this is, but it was fascinating. I'm saving it to maybe use as pasta if I find a funny spot for it in the future.

>>36274862
Yee, YEEEEEEE. YEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

brb travelling to ruckersville VA
i am going to make her my heartsweet from the ground up

>>36275336
FROM RUCKERSVILLE VIRGINIA WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A PS3

>>36274036
any progress, anon?

>>36275764
No she didn't reply to my first message, I don't think she's very active on it.

>>36272611
All he's gotten is a maggot infested taint wound that he believes is a vagina caused by listening to fine tuned sound waves.

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why hasn't Chris been memed into some sort of object of cult worship like pepe or Ebola-Chan?

He's a complete trainwreck of a person, but I could totally follow a meme religion based upon him- He's symbolic, in a way, of this entire modern era, of modern manchildren- He is all of us, with all of our flaws taken to their extremity- He's like Nurgle- an avatar of decay.
It's also super normie repellent- Imagine CNN or MSNBC trying to come up with a quick rundown on the Sonichu Death Cult that is palatable to middle aged soccer moms.

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>>36276254

>CWC cult members taking communion by mixing their own cum with orange Fanta

lel

>>36276254
>>36276485
Become the new Charles Mabson?

>>36273221
I think it's obvious

>>36274191
>>36274660

It's moreso the fact that it's creidly drawn like the vaginas you see in 1990s sex ed textbooks.

Although that super saiyan light beam or whatever that is around her vag isn't part of any sex ed I've ever seen.

Is it strange I find it extremely attractive that she has kept a very similar hairstyle for so long?

>>36277179
No, it just means you're an autist that likes it when things stay the same

here is a the theme of this here thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A85Qpc1emn0

What do you think Megan's butthole smells like? What do you think she smells like overall?

>>36272725

Why would any women like an autistic manchilds whose face is plastered all over the 'net doing autistic things

>>36272483
Megan reminds me of every weird girl who wore turtlenecks, sketchers and had one of those weird roller back backs and a binder cover sleeve filled with crappy anime fan art. Im probably right too.

>>36277671
But Megan is qt. 99% of girls like that usually aren't.

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What is it about Megan that attracts autism?

>>36274191
What a weird way to get back at the Encyclopedia Dramatica fags

>>36278726
He wanted to prove to them he was straight, I guess in an autist's mind it makes sense to draw that.

I call her, Megan Scrotum.

>>36278783
Delete this!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megan is pure.

>>36274176
I think they make a good pair. I'm happy for her.

>>36272483
Chris please go.

>>36277556
It probably smells like a butthole. Just my 2 cents.

>>36276254
How fucking new are you faggot