*locks your legs* Time for you to become a father anon.

>>36270863
Jokes on you I stealth wrapped up

>"Implying I'm cumming"
>"Implying unsafe sex can't still result in insemination"
>"Implying you're ovulating"
>"Implying you'll get pregnant on the first try"
"why do you keep saying that word anon?"

>>36270894
>stealth wrapped up
lmao fuck

I'm sterile because of my female hormones

>>36270863
the real problem here is that, like that girl, the chance of any of us having sex is completely imaginary.

>>36270863
I want a woman to tell me that. I would bust nuts in her so hard.

>>36271153
>I sneakily put on a condom with my mouth when you weren't looking
OP will never get my man milk

>>36270863
>*locks your legs*

That doesn't even make sense. You mean, locks HER legs?

Jokes on you I'm ftm
Haha ha
;_;

>>36271238
Uses force to fix your legs in place, or, "locks" them in place.

>>36271825
The girl doesn't lock the guy's legs though, when a leg lock happens.

>>36271880
The guy's legs are locked in place. By the girl. The joint itself isn't locked, that's correct.

>having sex without a vasectomy
I shiggity diggity doo

*shocked and sweating anime man*

>>36272016
It's not his legs which get locked though, it's his lower back/hips. His legs can be locked and he can still pull out. The girl locks his butt/lower back into place though, and he's stuck inside.

>>36271238
>>36271825
>>36271880
>>36272016
Fucking hell, an anime grill wants your cum and all you can think about is the logistics of leg locking?

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>>36270863
Sorry madam but the joke is on you.
Interspecies breeding is scientifically impossible.