dubs decide my replies

>>36270046
So, how much do you charge?

>>36270046

Tongue-punch my boipussy and I'll love you forever

>>36270046
Hi, gina
Mind if i eat your vagina?

>>36270046
Hey... Did you know there's an over-representation of Jews in banking and media?

>>36270046
I find that the compositions of Henry Cowell lack structure comparing to other composers of his time, but, the way he used the prepared piano still amazes me.

>>36270046
have you ever heard of jesus christ? when the final day approaches, it is him who shall bring justice.
do you believe that you will be punished or rewarded?

>>36270046
I want to jizz in your mouth!

>>36270046
do you want to watch naruto with me

Sort yourself out roastie

please suck my tiny penis

Hi Gina, are you looking for a man to marry you into a green card once the wall is built?

>>36270166
kek good one. witnessed

Will you poop on me while I choke myself and masturbate?

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"If I had one wish in this world it would be to remove all chairs just so you could sit on my face"

Will get you laid too

I want to get to know you well enough that you can be comfortable sucking my dick, tell me your hobbies

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>>36270235
Rerell

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Hey baby wanna see my chubby Macker?

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>>36270166
now to wait for a reply

>>36270235
Reeroll
Oregino commnte

>matched with a girl on tinder
>ask her out
>add her on facebook
>she's not as pretty as she is on her tinder pics

fml
I think I'll go out with her once and then make something up so as to not see each other again.

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(va)Gina? Oh you might as well just call yourself Pussy, cuz that's what I call someone that asks others to speak to a girl for them.

>>36270235
I am rolling for this

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>swiping on people on tinder
>see this cutie
>we dont match
>has her insta attached
>add her
>talk to her
>gets nudes

nice

>>36270483
but how?

Share your secrets and her nudes, anon.

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Bumping for eventual reply

>>36270046
Do you feel in charge?

here goes the fucking robot ruining my chances at gets again

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>>36270573
i just have a way with words

https://streamable.com/pcypw

>>36270827
I want to have a way with words too.

also fucking nice

I burried my dick in my last tinder match and her body in the river.

>>36270483

>that
>cute

How does it feel to have no standards at all?

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>>36270917
She looks completely fine.

Do you know the truth of the international Jewry?

>>36270977
I won, OP

>>36270977
He fucking did it OP!

>>36270997
>>36271007
see >>36270307
OP already had his dubs, he's just playing the waiting game now.

Which may or may not be indefinite so let's keep the thread alive for now.

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>>36270977
ja do it you Nyegr

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>>36270917
>sharp knees/10

>>36271029
Mine is way better. That other one is some /r/the_donald shit

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>>36270827
is it bad I'm more bothered by the fact the room is a fucking mess...

>>36270947

>that giant nose
>also with a ring in it

Into the chamber she goes.

>>36271232
Post more drunk 3/10s with a beer belly

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>>36271265

>this
>3/10

Sad anon, sad. Enjoy your kike while it lasts.

>>36271353
>doesnt even post her naked

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She replied. What shall I say next?

>>36272454

ask her to make you spaghetti

>>36272488
fucking kek
that was fast

>>36270827
please tell me how to obtain nudes from roasties

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>>36272488
Holy shit that was fast dubs

>>36272554
tell her your favorite italian food is eating ass

>>36272554


Can she make you spaghetti .....using your meatballs ?

>>36272554
What's a thing like you doing texting a man like me?

>>36272554

Can I put my parmigiana into your calzone?

>>36272554
Mamma mia! Lets fuck!

I'm that gorilla dick nigga
I make the dyke pussies wet

>>36272602
Rerolli for original cannoli

>>36272554

Are you my dough cause I'll roll you on your front and slap you till you are fluffy

>>36272554
Oh you must be a good cook. What are your thoughts of jalapenos in spaghetti sauce?
I can teach you the food of my people in return. *kiss emoji*

>>36272720
My pasta is hard already

Say that she has a really pretty name.

>>36272602
I really think you should do this one anon, it'll work.

>>36272766
Jesus Christ..
Oringano Suprano

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>>36272766
Perfect dubs there too anon

>>36272554
Ask her to make poop spaghetti with tendies, and in return you can supply cummies.

>>36272800
You got dubs yourself so you get to decide what to say next.

Tell her to show you her buttole anon

>>36272800
menstruate on some pasta and I'll eat it HAHAHAHAHA :)

>>36272554

Great! Can you make La gaglioli on Cockeroni ?

>>36272841
TEHEHEHE reroll :3

I want you to hoppy my sloppy jaloppy, until I blow my yummy cummies all over your tummy

>>36272800
i like getting things shoved into my urethera

Cannoli I tap that ass?

>>36272800
So are you sucking my PENNE, after i take you out on my benz babe?

>>36272841
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reroll

>>36272824
Trips and I link her to this thread if she doesn't reply within the next 20 minutes

nigger


ahmamamiamypennepasta

>>36272889
Reroll oregansjekdn

My arancini are full of mascarpone, do you want some on your calzone?

>>36272907
say this thing>>36272841

>>36272907
Trips coming through

nigger.

mamamiaherewegoagainmymyjusthowmuchimissedya

>>36272928

reroll for this obviously, best puns

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Rolling for some 999 trips

>>36270046
I want to stick it in dry and I would need lube because I am an american and a jew stole my foreskin.
(really drunk)

JUST TRIP MY SHIT UP SENPAI
ORGASMO

>>36272955
Ehhhhh winner

>>36272907
that's originally stupid

>>36272955
DO IT OPorgeiskAkkakk

>>36272966
She still hasn't replied so wait a bit

Tell her that with the jews you only lose

>>36272966
You sir, are a winner yourself
An original one at that

IT'S A ONLY CRAZY GAME
IT'S A ONLY FOOLISH GAME
nanimokamo horobiru dake sa

DANGEROUS, MOST DANGEROUS
moyase hono no baiorensu
DANGEROUS, MOST DANGEROUS
jigoku ni ochita senshi-tachi

"i love italians, let my pin you down and facefuck your head until I either cum or you bleed, then we'll keep going."

>>36272955
I'll do this if she doesn't reply in 5 minutes

>>36273003
Fuck, wasted my dubs on nothing.

>>36270046
your body is so symmetric

this will make her wet

>>36273025
Reroll. If I get dubs I'll link her to this thread.

AYyy girl how about you and I do the mussolini?
You get to be Abyssinia

Newfag here. What are dubs?

>>36273108
one final roll then we wait for reply

Don't link her anything faggot, don't you have another match we can troll instead?


Rolling for:

Do like your knees and bend forward for me

>>36273161

they're these

>>36273174
Oh, you mean these, new fag?

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>>36273161
I implore you to leave this place and never return.

>no reply

game over boys

>>36270483
Post instagram pls

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>>36273173
I have this, probs just a prostitutti

>>36273189
Hmm I think you meant THEEEESE

To you like tea, cause I'd like to dip my ball teabag in your saliva >>36273231

>>36273226
If I roll dubs or if someone rolls trips she will get a link.

>>36273243

Do you like*

Also rerolling

>>36273161
It's when the last two digits of your post are the same number (dubs as in doubles). Feel free to post, but please don't break the atmosphere here (i.e. even if your not a robot, pretend that you are one)

>>36273277

Dubs discount

>>36273231
>woman messaged first
confirmed for fake

>>36273277
Nice dubs faggotio supremio

>>36273231
AIGHT BITCH
YOU GON CALL ME MASSA
NOW SPREAD THEM LEGS
IMMA CUM IN THAT NIGGER PUSSY

>>36273296
No fuck that. This counts. Now send this to her you faggot

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>>36273304
Then lets try this qt

>>36273231
But how much monae is enough for monae?
cause i can make that monae rain on the

>>36273242
No, you mean These.


GET GET GET

>>36273313
Rolling for originality unironically of course.

>>36273277
You can tell this anon is an expert in his field

>>36273327
You kind of look like a man (and thats a good thing!)

>>36273327
>Kardashian wannabe
>qt
Have some self-respect, anon.

>>36273327
>>36273327

WINRAR ..pls op

>>36273333
Nice quads but Gina unmatched me :c

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>>36273333
Hey man that shit pretty good you knoe?

>>36273369
Well I did graduate from Meme State University

>>36273377
dere he is
origin

>>36273327
youtube hitler videos and chill?

>>36273393
I hope you're catfishing, otherwise you let a solid looking girl slip by for /r9k/ memeing.

>>36273423
>solid girl
>on online dating
Hmm, I'm going to guess your a brainlet

>>36273174
No they're THESE.

> your
> found the brainlet

>>36273423
I wasn't, I'm using my actual Tinder. I gave up on getting a girl so I'm just doing this now

>>36273500
See we call these "hunds" since they end in a hundred number (in this case 5-hundred)

>>36273505
>your
>faggot

Not original

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>>36273327
Our dateo will be excellento
we willo

Today in History: OP was a gimongous faggot who sucks nigger dicks 24/7/365

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OP here. I give up. I'm actually kind of nervous that if I keep this up, a girl will find out more about me and I could lose my job or something like that. I'm kind of close to having a panic attack right now.

I fucked up.

>>36273884

you can't lose your job for trolling bitches on tinder

>>36273231
Send her this link.

https://youtu.be/mDfWAr8ut_I

>>36270235
I'll roll fer this boys post