>mom opened the monthIy candydoIl delivery gift box

>tfw no ukrainian gf

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>dad found the dragon dildo
This is it, boys.

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>>36267726

>construction worker found the apocalypse prophecies

>>36267726
THAT shit is still being published?!?!?

>>36268598
What's wrong?

43987520418

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>milkman found the pocket dimension

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>horse pet found the horse porn
lads...

>>36267726
>accidentally delete asian panty video that was too big for the recycle bin

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>overseer overlooked the cum continuance

Weialala leia
Wallala leialala

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>Pepe found the Wojak folder

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>molecular cum alien found the cosmic autism void

holy shit, it was only a matter of time. What the fuck do I do?

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>mum found the 100 boxes krispy kream order and the hentai folder

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>emperor found the titillating tentaclles

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>the police found my donut onahole

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>>36267726
>ATF found the cock rocket

i love these threads! they just crack me up! xD

> Auntie found the anal analysis and accompanying awards from the ass association

She was crying from pride,I just know it!

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>dog found the rabbity hopper climax sex bot
help me god

>Mommy found my documents about the Koreagate

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>mum found old journal where I wrote GAS THE JEWS on every page

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>>36267726
>little sister found the necrotech, slowly descending into madness and becoming an elder chaos god

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>uncle activated the neodimensional shit-vortex

>Mom found my long lost brother
I'm so happy, you guys

>nephew found the MK Ultra dossier

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>brother found the Interstellar semen black hole

>>36271571
kekked

5687

>Uncle Jimmy-Bob found the diahrea phonograph

I think I'm going to lose my birthday gifts over this..

>>36270150
Can only pray to kek.

>brother found the anal ferroplasma applicator

just fucking kill me now pham

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>sister found the cum composter

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>I found IT

FUCK!

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>brother fought on the cum front

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>(((they))) trapped the unsuspecting cum loader

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>They unearthed the ancient, antediluvian madness buried beneath the ancient castle
God have mercy on us all

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>>36268367
>tfw dad actually and unironically found the dragon dildo
This is really fucking it, boys.

>>36273582
How'd he respond?

>>36273732
He tried to laugh it off.
>Anon, I found a box with really weird stuff in it!
he had a smile on his face. I just walked away.

>>36273772
what now?

45343235 ejfkmqfn2

>>36274307
nothing tbqhqyf

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>>36274366
now we play the waiting game... aboriginally

>>36274784
what do you mean by this?

32t4tger

>emu found the Australian

He never stood a chance.

>tfw my normie roomate opened my door and saw my giant nude dragoness dakimakura.

We haven't talked since.