Last text you got from a woman

>>36266398
bump

orgineif

Holy shit man your insecurity is enormous.

>>36266398

holy fuck are you insecure OP

>girl stops texting me
>reeeeeeee to her that she must be fucking a chad, the fucking bitch
>come to 4chan and starts women hate threads

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Went to one of the many high schools i attended over the four years.
I just texted her today because i suddenly felt a pang of loneliness.
Im pretty boring, so i adopt texting habits of a normie to seem cool and hip.
Things like af=as fuck which i did not know until she told me a few hours ago.
Normies are weird.

>>36266993
>>36267039
Welcome to /r9k/

orgian

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>>36266398
dude come on, you have to hide your autism power level

you have to make your insecurity endearing, not bloatingly repulsive

>>36267067
the potential is there

>>36267067
lmao my man keep at it

>>36267115
>>36267200
I think i could really handle a relationship
Im pretty gross alteast my habits are.

>>36267252
I DONT think i could handle a gf is what i MEANT to say.
If i were to see her irl i would a gibbering red mess.

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Fucking beta roasties always tryna get in my pants

>>36267270
work up to it. there's some part of you that knew how to respond to her via text in a relaxed yet slightly flirtatious manner. just keep building off that, you know, like you would water a sapling.

>>36267523
dude just drink and hang with her

>>36266398
I'm giving up on women. They are selfish and judgemental.

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Wish me luck g-guys

>>36267631
good luck.

whats the 'booking a room' all about?

>>36267567
>dude just drink and hang with her

No thanks dude, I refuse to have sex with anyone's used goods. Only virgins for me from now on

>>36267696
if you're past a certain age, it's not that feasible. how old are you? are you full robot or just cyborg?

is she cute and cool/smart?

>>36267717
>24
>it's feasible
>robot?
No
>cyborg?
No

She's a fat uggo who's always tryna blow me when we hang out. I'm just trying to find a tight virgin to smash, land whales have lose their appeal to me

>>I refuse to have sex with anyone's used goods. Only virgins for me from now on
Are you literally retarded?

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>>36267780
i understand now. i take back my 'dude just drink and hang with her' and replace it with 'u du u bu, reeeee normalshit'

>>36267115
I fucking hate screencaps like this. Why can't this place ever do a screencap that isn't a pain in the ass to read?

Anyways, my last message was over Snapchat and I didn't screenshot it. It went something like,
>Just one more week baby. Then you can feel me, fuck me, and taste me all you want.
First gf, feels good man.

>>36267888
Nice 8's, m8

Are you her first?

>>36268028
No. But I finally have a girl who says she loves me so I'm not gonna complain.

>>36267888
She sounds like she's taken miles of dick

>>36268028
>Are you her first?
Given that message, I don't think he's even her tenth

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umm, hi guys

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>>36268709
>>36268740
Not even bothered

>>36268826
You should. Any chick that has had more dicks than she can count on one hand is not something you want to even touch

>>36268791
why would you need to say (girlfriend) i mean cant you even fucking remember its your goddamn gf or what?

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>>36268791
Get the fuck off my board normie go fuck your whore

>>36267888
To annoy reddit scumfucks like you and phoneposters like you

>>36268791
Stop using the word love and all those emojis or whatever so much.

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>>36268919
>including as many hilarious reaction faces as possible
>calling me the redditor

>>36268895
its more of a Function Call or a Title on her name.

>>36268918
I'm trying to be more of a normal person and it just happened.
sorry

>>36266398

youre getting cucked so hard its freakin obvious

>>36268944
i just do, she says "love you" a lot to my face and whenever she wants to. it feels nice.

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>>36267888
i saved it from some board and i didn't make the screencap. no one's making you read the picture

relax nigga

>>36269187
Lel, she's going to cheat on your one day and rationalize it as you being too "needy" or whatever. Either that or you being too "soft" and her disliking that "(she) can walk all over you" and that "you never stand up for yourself"

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Other is a classmate who already has a boyfriend and was me asking her to sign me in.

>>36269254
I'm not implying you made the picture anon. I'm just saying screencaps filled to the brim with unnecessary reaction faces are stupid. If something's funny you don't need to point out that it's supposed to be funny, it's like watching a show with a laugh track.

>>36269274
we bought a 5 year journal with questions to ask everyday, shes texts me " miss you" and wants me to hold her a lot and sleep over at her place. she recently bought a matching pair of shirts and gave me min. when i asked her to giove me a message after sex, she gave me one.

>>36269352
while i agree, sometimes things are made funnier by the reaction context. half of what makes that post funny is seeing the sheer amount of replies quoting it

>>36269386
How long have you been "dating"? Because this sounds like you're about a month into

>>36269489
yes, one month in

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oregano oregani here's my >pic relati

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I don't want to answer her but I'm curious as to know what it is

>>36269529
LMAO NIGGA

She's gonna burn out on you so fast

>>36269532
>ugly gook
>pedantic bullshit
lel

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>>36269409
Then a few reaction images would be fine, but that screenshot is 80% reaction images.

>>36269598
answer it you big pussy

>>36269598
Dubs and you do, and report back later

I deleted it because it was to painful to look at and I was immature, jealous and insecure.

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Not exactly the last text from a female I got, but it's something funny that happened today
inb4 chad or normie
I'm not a normie at all. Weird people can get laid to

>>36269884
>I told you that you fucking pressured me into cheating
The dumb whore can't even admit that she was the one who chose to do it. Fucking slut. Dumb whore

>>36269605
i dont get it, burn out on me? explain please.

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me (a guy) talking to a girl

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>>36269884
when is that sluts family going to honor kill her

>>36267780
>robot?
>no
Cyborg?
>no
What the fuck are you doing here? /soc/ is that way fagboy

>>36269884
Give us the story already for fuck sake

>>36267717
You're kidding, right? Your value only increased with age until you're about 30. A guy in his late 20's that's still in shape can pick of a virginal religious waifu since by that age you're usually more financially stable and have a career going. The key is to start pumping out kids from the honeymoon on.

>>36270812
>I used to date her for a couple weeks
>dumped her because she was an insufferable feminist cunt and annoying as hell
>she got a new boyfriend
>beta leftist
>invite her over to ''chill''
>fuck her hard
>she asks me if I want to get back together the next day
>say no
>she starts getting all pissy

>>36271348
But she's coming over tonight again, so whatever

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>>36270534
This always happens with those kinda bitches lol they're literally mentally ill
>Super sweet in the beginning ("love you so much!", paragraph-long texts about how much you mean to her, will get up at ungodly hours to see you)
>Gradually stops expressing affection
>First she stops being super sweet and takes longer to respond to texts
>Then makes excuses not to see you
>Then says that she needs to focus on schoolwork/has work that prevents her from texting (even though you see her on social media)/whatever to stop texting you
>You'll get insecure and call her out on her bullshit and she'll make a huge argument out of it and you'll be made into a fucking fool
>She'll either drop you right there (I think it's best if we take a little break) or she'll stay in the relationship with you while she continues to talk to you less and less until she's able to rationalize that you guys aren't really together anymore because you don't talk to her.
Either way she'll be taking Chad cock in no time. If you haven't fucked her, do it now while she stil """"loves""""" you.

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Drove my gf to the ER earlier. Newer texts are from after she spoke to the RN.
She shared her hydros with me, truly the perfect woman

>>36266398
I've never received a text in my entire life from a woman nor talked to one.

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She a qt originalliaqua

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> Her: (she sends video of dude harshly critiquing US foreign policy)
> Me: Damn, who let this guy on TV?
> Me: Probably not mainstream tv, if anything
> Her: I got a lady boner watching this
Then pic related.

Never met IRL, we messaged on Yik Yak and have a shared hatred of US foreign policy. This was five days ago.

>forgot I wrote that

>>36269884
What a deluded cunt. How on earth is it your fault when she made a conscious decision on her own terms. You may have pressured her, but in this day and age woman should expect this from other men and if they have any sense of good morals at all, they won't fall for it while they're in a relationship. Who am I kidding, of course they don't. They're women.
Also loled at that dick comment about it hurting her. She must not be too bright if she couldn't see you didn't give a shit about her based on the previous comment, so she thought you might about hurting her. I suppose its to be expected of women, seeing that they react based solely on emotion.

>>36271612
she's Asian and i told her i want a long relationship. we look at toddlers and babies. she is always looking at me and wants to kiss. hell i had sex with her and she talks to her friends about me and they told her to teach me Chinese. she tells me i make her feel safe, she wants me to always hold her when we are walking. she made breakfast for me and tells me i should eat more.

>>36272493
she even tells me that she wants to pay for stuff and not to always buy for her, we were at a Chinese restaurant and she told me to put away my wallet and she paid with a smile and said "i pay for Chinese food".

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>tfw gf
>still bitter and angry

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fucking normies all of you

>>36272703
Thank you! i've been trying to become more of a normal/normie person.

>>36272791

>WANTING to be normal

get out reee, you don't need to be normal to have a good life and a comfy gf. don't deny who you are in your heart

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Do not bully me pls lads

>>36272900

I hate normie texting

>>36272900
What the hell is this shit? I ask in an original manner.

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>Went out with her """"best friend""" who is a dude
>Pretty sure it's just her beta orbiter because he's a fatty but still kinda pissed
>makes sure to tell me his gf is with them
>Didn't want to seem like I was jealous so I played it cool and tried to be nice
>she gets mad at me and starts being defensive
It's almost as if she's got something to hide..
How hard am I being cucked?

>>36272900
What the fuck is this disgusting ass fuck holy shit lol

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>>36272922
This is honestly how normies text? I'm not sure I buy it.
>>36272933
Kek knows >>36272900 is confusing as shit. Digits all around.
Explain yourself.

>>36272699
at least YOU have a girlfriend. normie.

>>36266398
wat u like to eat from store

>>36271883
>Met on yik yak
Im happy to know Im not the only person who does this

>>36272973
wew, she is certainly fucking other dudes or something she thinks you would consider equally unpalatable
classic "he's going to be mad if he finds out about this, so I have to get righteously indignant first so later I can claim my treachery and this new grievance I'm creating are off-setting... We both [did/said/whatever] things we shouldn't have, can't we just forget about it?"
women are scum

>>36272973

how hard? you are being diamond level cucked my friend get out now while you still can

>>36272973

wew lad break up with her, it's obvious there's a problem

my gf has multiple guy friends she hangs out with and all she ever does is tell me all the things they say and do that piss her off.

>>36273087
Literally every person I "know" at this university I know because of yik yak. I might even have some normie friends that might invite me to their normie parties now, or at least next semester when I dorm with them. I just want to give that a try at least once.

>>36272900
Hello Mr. Douchelord Supreme

>>36272973
You deserve better my man. Life is too short to stay with an annoying bitch. If this is a reoccurring theme get out.

>>36272606
she sounds like one of those crazy super clingy girls to me

be careful

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My post is not textless because the attached picture includes text.

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>>36266398
>this thread
Now I'm entirely convinced that this board is full of normies

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>>36272922
>>36272933
>>36273004
>>36273037
>>36273274

i specifically requested that i not be bullied for sharing lads

>>36273491
You must be a redditor then because this board has been clearly full of normies since 2015.

>>36273508
I was honestly confused, sorry.

>>36273491
Just having a gf doesn't make you a normie. I'm still a fucking sperg. I'm still bipolar. I still get panic attacks in some social situations. I still can't talk to more than one person at a time because I don't know when it's my turn to talk. I'm socially maladjusted, plus I have cerebral palsy in the mix. I'll never be normal. But I'll always be better than you as long as you continue to think that way.

>>36273508
Sorry lad, but you put yourself out there. Especially those fleshy bits. They're hard to resist.

>>36273508
Don't take it too hard. Even if I think you're a douche if it drops those panties I can't fault you for it.

>>36273508
No bully, Sperdo. I legitimately don't know what was occurring in that text.
I can't even interpret. I'm not sure if that's a strange dialect or a complete foreign language to me. I also agree with >>36273580. Whatever works for you, I just have no fucking clue what either of you is on about.

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i have never received a text from a female on my current phone

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>>36273528
>>36273641

it is my birthday today so she said happy birthday
i responded in an ironically suprised manner that she thought about me because she had talked about it all week

she asked what i was doing today
i have calculus homework

she expressed empathy at this reply

i then asked what she was doing today
she met with her mother and went to see her nephew

also "my precious" is a pet name for her from the lord of the rings. she saw the movies later on and now refers to me as her precious as well

this is a conversation between me and my silly bitch not a dissertation on the metaphysics of artistotles essays and she likes emojis so I oblige her

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>>36273544

unless you have some flavor of aspergers you are not a robot. being a robot requires a lack of understanding of human socialization, that leaves you confused and alone and unwanted; having anxiety attacks and cerebral palsy doesn't make you a robot, it just makes you a cripple.

>>36273491
This is a normie breeding ground retard

>>36273716
Please give me an exposition of Aristotle's distinction between matter and form.

>>36273871
Matter is the meaning less everything that we're made of and surrounded by, but form considerers the matter's shape and it's place in the universe. I haven't learned any Aristotle but i thought I'd give it a shot

>>36273720
I have the 'spergers anon. I wouldn't call myself a robot but I'm definitely not a normie either. Lots of us are somewhere in between. Neither group is going to accept me but that's alright.

I know how it feels to be confused, alone, and unwanted. I also know how it feels to be abused, to want to kill yourself, to end up spending time in a mental hospital. I also know how it feels to fuck. I'm not quite a cripple but the disability has fucked with me since I was a child.

I always said before what separates me from a robot is the lack of a defeatist attitude. It wasn't always this way. But despite life being rigged against me I keep trying and somehow I find a way.

>>36273871

the only thing ill be giving you is this *grabs dick*

>>36274011
Fuck you. I hate you, and if I ever meet you IRL I going to cut you nigger.

>>36274010
I've only read Aristotle thru secondary sources, and I'm no expert, but that's pretty close. I'm not sure what "meaningless" means here. Aristotle wasn't an existentialist or anything like that.

>>36274081
Haha that's really cute. If you're really a robot how are you going to ever meet me? If you did meet me how would you find out it was me? With my shit social skills the details won't exactly come pouring out. I'm just part of the fucking scenery. Nobody notices me. Few care. I've been on 4chan since 05, you're not going to scare me with that edgy shit. All that impotent rage is just going to get directed inward. The more you fantasize about destroying me and people like me the more you'll hurt yourself. Have fun.

>>36273099
....welp you fucking hit the nail on the head anon. I love getting emotionally attached and being fucked with

>>36274264
I'm sorry, anon. I have the same awful attraction to the same types of people. The pattern is unmistakable from the outside but so frustratingly hard to break out of.

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Girls always think they are lame

>>36274011

if the sperg is not doctor diagnosed it does not count, but if it's official then welcome to the club.

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>>36274355
OUT OUT OUT
REEEEEEEE
did (you) get what you wanted?

>>36274410
Thats never what I want

>>36274401
It's official. Unfortunately for me.

>>36274355
listen lad when a chick is self deprecating in that sort of way she will probably slob on your knob like corn on the cob(if she hasnt already)

have fun

>>36274355
>haha
>haha
>haha
Why are you such an annoying little child, anon?

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>>36274420
If all of those friends of yours are real and this is a text with your girlfriend: your story makes me sad, and I wish you would talk about it elsewhere.

>>36274497
Check in with me and do your job

First name rover, I said bend over

>>36274497
She already has

>>36274502
I laugh a lot. What am I supposed to do

>>36274504
Im sorry anon that wasn't my attention.

>all those texts itt

Is this really how normie life looks like?

>>36274559
yep

i will never feel the happiness presented in these photos

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she's finally leaving me alone, takes a lot of skill to cut a girl off without her hating you, it's like brain surgery

>>36272606
Sounds pretty decent to me

>>36274355

it's weird, I think my GF has some severe problems with basically anything to do with showing she likes me. I genuinely don't even know for truth if she likes me, she doesn't like being touched, she gets visibly uncomfortable when I say anything that implies I like her or that I missed her. but there are these little things.

when I met her family she'd apparently spoken a lot about me, and apparently she likes me

when I told her I was going to me mums for a week she wanted to see me before I left

she's nothing but fucking smiles when we are together

it's all very confusing for me, if I hadn't been, for a long time, the exact type of person to avoid people I like or like me out of fear, I'd just assume she didn't like me at all. maybe I'm wrong, or maybe I "get" her and am the right person for her, and we're all gonna make it.

>>36274175

you have to understand how they thought back then, they did not understand microscopic structure or have the same meaning behind "matter" that we do. nowadays we have a very literal and physical understanding of what "matter" is, but theirs was very abstract and philosophical.

the basic belief that aristotle is trying to convey, at least from my perspective, is that matter is essentially a blank slate, with all properties and meaning that can be ascribed to it being derived from the form that it has taken, whether that form be a tree, a rock, or a person.

which in a very abstract way is very much how it works, in a sense.

>>36271728
>lesbian detected
you must go

>>36274709
It sounds like your gf is a tsundere

>>36274748

tsundere doesn't exist in real life anon

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>>36271348
CHAAAAAAAAAAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee

Fucking normies shitting up the board again

>>36274709
I was interpreting your use of "meaningless" correctly then. Didn't think I'd ever intelligently discuss ancient philosophy on /r9k/.

>>36274906

I'm not him, and I've never read aristotle outside of snippets from textbooks

ancient philosophy is essentially just musings, they're pretty easy to follow if you hit them from the right mindset.

>>36274941
Aristotle was one of the greatest intellects of all time. He dominated philosophy, logic and science for over a thousand years. His Metaphysics is not just musings.

>>36275023

philosophy is as a concept built around musings, that's half of what it is.

>>36275023
>Update

>born in 400 BC
>dominated science

science as a thing didn't even exist until like the 17th century, before then you'd just have people sitting around doing philosophy which was slow as fuck and relied on like 2-3 autistic geniuses sitting in towers and inventing telescopes.

there's a reason our society basically exploded in technological innovation once all these smart people realized, after over 2000 years, that they should probably create a system to prove their ideas, and created the scientific method.

>>36271612
This nigga right here speaks the truth.

t. had this exact thing happen to me

>>36275239
That's a very simplistic understanding of both science and history. There were many scientific advances (learning about how the world works) before the advent of modern science. The smart people in the 17th century could only start doing "real" science because of the material conditions and advancements in technology and science that led up to then. Like Newton said, they were standing on the shoulders of giants.

>>36275357

did I say he wasn't influential fagass? I'm saying your giving him credit for shit that didn't even exist for thousands of years after he died. he was a philosopher, not a scientist.

I have never and will never receive a text from anyone.

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Does a bot count?

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>>36266398
Im going to get laid today

>weirdest conversation I've had before bed (smiley face) night.

>>36276575
What are you talking about? Originali oregenalu

>>36276653
Rocky Horror Picture Show and me dressing up as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. She's a normie though.

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taking a qt out to eat
who the fuck pays? I never done this before.

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>>36266398
Im finally proud of showing this off, won't screen the whole conversation because is all written in italian and I'm too lazy to translate.

why are there so many normies in here? i enjoy seeing the stories but do they actually think you they robots??????????????/ FUCKKKKKKK

>>36277107

use it as a way to judge her worth as a person.

>>36277107
GO
FUCKING
BACK

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fucked this girl does this count

>>36277450
I guess is not to first time we go out
we already went out to eat once and she paid the whole thing.
she was pretty nice about it.
that and she makes more money than me kek

>>36266398
>using technology
i want normies to leave

>>36269884
>good night left side prof pic
god you're a faggot.

Seriously she's a dumb bitch for cheating, but god you're a faggot.

>>36277881
> using fire
me want normies out

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original post right here, please no mute

>>36277706
she looks like jennifer connelly you did real good lad

>>36277981
>use language

UGghhHgU uGg

>>36277706
what the fuck

i cant even get a girl to look at me

>>36269844
>>36269850
She's a bitch I don't think I should. Haven't really talked to her in months.

>>36266398
>thread where a bunch of cyborgs reveal how thirsty they are, instantly destroying any chance of meaningful interaction with a girl

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Ehh.. it doesn't really show much but here it is

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I dunno if being dependable means she likes me?

Help. I think I may be going full autism on a girl I've been talking to. She's been sending me snaps of her drinking throughout the day. This really put me off.. she started drinking tequila at 3 pm. We been talking for a while and I never took her for a drinker. What do?

>>36278937
go and fuck her
or cut contact
bitches like that are just a pain in the ass
unless you're a drunkard or a dudebro

>>36279013
Man. I really don't want to take advantage of her

>>36279044
>take advantage
if people get piss drunk to the point of losing their faculties, it's their own damn fault, they're asking for it
although the way shit is nowadays, you might get jail time for that so yeah

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We hang out but I'm just the nice, platonic friend
Which is fine since I've given up on relationships

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>>36266398
I swear I'm not a normie, I'm just lucking out with a Chinese girl for some reason.
Will probably end badly though.

jacky is gay

>>36279074
I know. This shit is too complicated. I wish I could just meet someone normal and that we could both just state our purpose in the relationship since the beginning.

>>36272493
i'd say she won't burn out on you but on the condition that she has never had a relationship before.

>>36279120
Please share your secret how to start that

>>36279171
There's no secret sadly.
This girl just thought I was handsome and is now really into me.
I wish I could help you anon, I really do.

>>36266398

You were right the first time, don't believe her LIES

LMAO YOU NIGGERS R KEKED 5EVER

>>36277706
hmm why does this not happen to me

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Sometimes it's the pleasantries and the false hopes they bring that hurt the most.

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r8 me m8s

muted for 4 seconds REEEE

>at what time tomorrow?

im gonna get laid

>>36280404
Why are you here? To mock us? I'm not mad, I'm curious.

>>36280437
I love 4chan but I don't know what other board to use. Been here every day for three years and while I don't relate much lately, not long ago I was an average anxious virgin.
It's not like I get laid all the time or anything, though. It's the second girl I ever fuck.

>>36272900
wha

what

this is advanced shitposting

Would join but I only have texts in spanish. I'll still enjoy your posts anyway.

>>36273037
Yes, actually that is how the majority of people text. Most do short sentences. A little heavy on the emojis, but that's not unheard of.

>>36277706
what a disgusting slut. How old is she?

>>36281109
Why are you calling anyone disgusting when you can't even discern the age of someone when the age is clearly written?

>>36281109
What is he then? Are you because she's not fucking you? LOL

>>36266958
>>36266993
Is what he said really that crazy, though? Statistically it's perfectly logical. Women are sluts, shocker

>>36267067
This girl sees you as an orbiter. Do not pursue. Delete number. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

>>36268791
Ah, i remember all the shit like that when i had a girlfriend. is six years going hugless/kissless/sexless/loveless long enough to be considered a virgin again?

>>36268791
This is all I want desu, well this is all I want with a 6.5/10+ qt to be specific.

>>36267523
>>36267631
>>36268791
>>36269884
>>36270669
>>36271348
>>36271728
>>36271814
>>36272699
>>36272973
>>36273451
>>36273671
>>36274355
>>36276524
>>36277107
>>36277706
>>36278042
>>36279120
>>36280332
Hi there, everyone! If you're reading this, it's probably because your post has been linked above.
It seems you're a little confused, anons. You see, you're posting on an imageboard known as /r9k/. This board is a place where lonely men, colloquially known as "robots," congregate and vent their frustrations.
However, judging by the linked posts above, it appears that all of you are not robots! :) You have experienced meaningful social interaction with a female who seems interested in you. As well-adjusted people, you are not robots; one might refer to you as "normies." To maintain the culture and integrity of this imageboard, I'm going to have to ask that you stop posting. Try Reddit! It's a fun site that should be more your speed. Thanks for understanding. :)

>>36270669
Niagara Falls dweller detecterinoed

>>36281732
You didn't reply to mine. Feels good.

Having a girl interested in me would feel much better

>>36281732
I feel completely empty when fucking roasties, I'm very confidently at least an 8, but I get no pleasure from sex or relationships. I'm a hollow person and I feel like I have a lot more wrong with me than most of you. I have sex with these people out of some sort of obligation to myself, I can't really explain it.

I'm >>36277706

I'm not sure if it's because I haven't found "the one", but I don't think I'll ever stop being a shell of person.

>>36281933
I'd be really fucking surprised if you feel more empty than me (>>36271883, not that that is relevant). If you do then I feel sorry for you, honestly.

As a KHV, I can't help being jealous of anyone having sex. Jess looks and absolute cutie. I'm sure you're not lying about feeling hollow and empty, but how do you think I feel? Life just sucks, doesn't it?

>>36282047
Yeah I can understand you're also suffering, though you can relate to a lot of people. Hope it gets better for you and you find someone that you feel happy with.

>>36274663
It's more satisfying for them to hate you.

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>>36269884
ALPHA AS FUARK
I'm not even mad, this is incredible

>>36282072
I've gotta be happy with myself first. At least that's what everyone tells me online.

>>36269884
Show us her fucking name

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Its been 2 whole years since i last texted a girl.

Two whole fucking years.

>end me

>>36282171
Yeah it's true, it's something I'm struggling with too. By the way Jess was a terribly boring person, she ended up coming over and staying the night. After sex she decided it was a good idea to start blasting her shit music which she did for at least 3 hours before finally going to sleep. Honestly I don't think you'd even want to be with her considering you're here, unless you do I don't know.

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>>36268791
What's a normalfag like you doing on this board?

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>>36272900
I really hate when people text me like this. Use your words. I don't need your damn picture faces.

>"I want dick"

It's 4 am, I want sleep woman D:

>>36282221
>I don't think you'd even want to [have sex with a woman]
Or even be able to to talk to a woman without literally trembling in fear, that's a better first step. You have no idea how much I want that. I would find the music annoying, but that wouldn't matter one bit if I could be around a girl that wanted to be around me too.

>>36281650
We can never go back, brother.
We're failed normies, stuck between this world and the real world.

>>36266398
>>36266993
>>36267039
I mean she's obviously lying, "I just forgot to text back" and changing the subject at the end are red flags. She takin dick for days.

Not saying OP isn't insecure, but I don't think anyone of us have a place to talk teebeeaych

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My sister is a complete retard.

>>36267067
Thanks for the phone number.

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You all lose this round.

My picture is original

>>36282383
You are very fucking autistic friendo-senpai

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>>36282426
I know.
To be fair she does randomly text me shit like that constantly.

>>36282383
This arouses me desu. Your sister is kinda weird. You must have a very close relationship with her.

>>36282466
She is pretty weird. (not that I'm not, she's actually way normier than me)
But yeah we actually get along really well, always have been super close etc. Not a lot of bitching and fighting, even when we were teens. Guess I'm lucky.

>>36282383
Wait are you a girl too?
And can you share pics of your sis. I need to jerk off

>>36282451
>>36282383
So are you female too? I guess its not that weird if this is a sister-sister relationship. Its totally weird if your her brother.

>>36277706
>i eat ass
>comes from BRAAAAAAMPTON, Ontario.
I cant believe no one saw that coming.

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>>36282505
I am.
And I'd honestly rather not have her face on 4chin, but here's her tits. On the left.
No, the right isn't me. Not even close, aha.

>>36282514
Yeah, I guess so. I mean I have another younger sister and we're nowhere near as close though. But yes I suppose it's easier for same-sex siblings.

>>36282546
Why is a Stacy on r9k?
Thanks for the tits. Don't worry the face is on the WhatsApp screenshot

>>36282505
>>36282514
In the first text she gets called "sis"...
I admit, I was confused at first because I expect everyone on here to be dudes.

>>36282546
So are you actually gay, like a lesbian?

>>36282546
Hot, hot, hot. But for real why are you on r9K? Really do seem like a "Stacy". You often on r9k?

>>36282556
>>36282587
She is the Stacy, I'm the weird daughter, with the Rei daki and the chronic pain and spending all day reading smut fanfiction online and shitposting.

>>36282585
Yeah I am actually pretty gay, she's right about that.

>>36282609
I'm pretty sure you can't be that worse off.

>>36282608
I think the last bit means "sure that's a great idea" or something like this
Good luck for the spanish course anon

I don't have a smartphone.
I don't have friends.
I don't have contacts.
I don't text women.

So nothing.

>>36282633
I mean, I'm a 20 year old virgin dyke, and she's going out three times a week to some club with a whole bunch of friends.
Which isn't to say I'm unhappy (or that I want to go clubbing even) but if you put us next to each other, I'm pretty sure which one most people would choose.

>>36282668
if youre a dyke, i'd choose the both of you.
you should go to a club and have a threesome

>>36282693
Dyke as in "attracted to females only", I have absolutely no interest in a FFM threesome. Hell I honestly wouldn't even want one with just girls.
Oh and also she's my sister and most definitely not into me.

>>36281933
>Bawww I have access to all the pussy I want but I'm soooo emptyyyyy :(
You're literally no better than a woman. Fuck off my board, normalshit

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This is the inverse of the thread title, but this thread seemed the most important.

>i'm a lonely autist [spoilers] grill [/spoilers]
>brother is roommates with this guy who's a self professed robot
>want to be friends
>he's never listened to any Pink Floyd
>"dude we should listen to Dark Side of the Moon or watch the Wall or Live in Pompeii"
>"not sure that'd be my thing"
>little later
>he mentions Whisper of the Heart to my brother
>"hey i wanna watch some chinese girl cartoons, you interested?"
>texts me "aaaaa"

What did he mean by this?
Alternatively: What was his fucking problem?

Pic related, it's my emotional response

>>36282424
She's either flirting with you or thinks calling you sexy is a joke (ie. how women talk to each other/men they think are gay).

>>36282383
>your sister sending you Frozen porn
>ie. porn associated with incest lesbians

Either you guys have an awesome dynamic, she has no clue of the connotations, or she wants the sis-pussy.

>>36280332
She likes you.

>comments more often than you
>initiates another interaction
>says they had fun
>"sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces"

>>36282751
You have all the access to clean drinking water, why aren't you happy?

>>36282789
I know she's flirting with me. I'm a Chad. I just come here to motivate all the robots

>>36282789
>your sister sending you Frozen porn
That's actually a cropped picture I sent her sometime ago (along with some other Frozen stuff, I'm embarrassingly obsessed with Elsanna)
We do have a pretty relaxed, awesome dynamic but I'm pretty sure she doesn't want the sis-pussy, no

>>36282817
why are you a dyke why aren't you my qt r9k gf instead?

>>36282789
there are only two good Pink Floyd albums and neither are the ones you tried to get him to listen to

i.e. He has good taste

>>36282841
Nobody asked me if I wanted to be a dyke anon. Just how I turned out.

>>36282790
because this is a board for lonely people not for africans who can't have water

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oringinale

>>36282859
But I am lonely, I'm sitting here at 5 am. I really don't think we're that different, except you can probably cure your loneliness by getting into a relationship, I can't.

>>36282895
I'd say I don't particularly care either way. I mean obviously being gay doesn't exactly make my (nonexistent) lovelife any easier, what with crushing on girls I shouldn't be into, straight friends etc.
I can't even imagine being straight though, even if it'd make my life much easier.

>>36282928
what is it about males that you find unattractive? I'm 99% straight but there are clint eastwood tier males that I can't help but feel attracted to.

>>36282814
I don't think this would motivate them as much as intensify their feelings of lonliness.

Of course,you know this and are concern trolling.

>>36282817
>a lesbian sends her sister Elsanna porn unwittingly

Lewd.

>doesn't want the sis-pussy

This is incongruent with my fetishes so I politely disagree.

>>36282844
>only two good Pink Floyd albums

You're either a PATGOD-fag or a David Gilmour shill. Either way, you're wrong - Roger Waters did nothing wrong and I masturbate to the Final Cut.

>>36282928
i have a small feminine penis, we can hook up.

>>36282944
The whole package I guess? Sexually, the way men grunt and smell has always been a huge turn-off for me, but I just simply never been attracted to a guy, romantically or sexually. Just not how I tick.
On the other hand, I am waaaay into girls.

>>36282967
>a lesbian sends her sister Elsanna porn
C-cropped Elsanna porn, anon!

>this is incongruent with my fetishes so I politely disagree
Well, join the club, but it's not like I could make her be into me.

>>36283004
are you into (loli)

>>36283016
No, not really. My sister's older than me.

>>36283004
I agree, as much as I'd like to see her fuck her sister, her sister bring a Stacy she is would probably just be weirded out, if fembot here tried to make a move

>>36283004
>the way men grunt and smell

what did she mean by this lads

>>36283057
It means she would fuck a trap

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Roastie been playing me like a fiddle.
And i fall for it every time

>>36283043
I mean, she's a bit of a Stacy but she still has a weird streak, and she loves me a lot.
Not enough to sleep with me I'm pretty sure but if I confessed it'd probably wouldn't completely ruin our relationship either. I hope.

>>36283057
Pretty much >>36283088, the whole idea is just a huge turn-off for me. Dicks too. Just feels off I guess.

To the anons who think this dyke would ever fuck her sister: Would YOU ever fuck your sister (I'm assuming you're all straight men)?

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I showed that bitch

>>36270669
Barrie Ontario

>>36283111
Your siblings sexual attractiveness has been evolutionary programmed to not register with you.

I can expand on this, I'm an evolutionary biologist with a PhD in neuroscience.

>>36283111
Sometimes i feel i would, sometimes i get repulsed.
Plus it's different for women. Two Stacy sisters would do all kinds of shit in a threesome situation

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T.Chad married with children

>>36283140
Oh, you DO want to fuck your sister? Lesbians and sibling incest are some of my biggest kinks. HOT. Would you ever actually confess?

>>36283159
Nah, plus she's in love with some guy. She's much younger to me.
I've been working out, shes in my room sometimes when i get out if the shower and she eyes me.
If something were to happen I wouldn't stop it, but i definitely wouldn't make a move myself

>>36283111
Dyke here, I would, I love her so much. It's not just about sex, it's just the whole thing.

>>36283140 wasn't me though.

>>36283159
>would you ever actually confess
I don't know. My life isn't anime, sadly, so I'm pretty sure it'd just fuck everything up.

>>36283176
>>36283159
I'm not the femanon btw. I think you got a nigga mixed up

>>36283185
Are you Danielle Bregoli? Christ, why the fuck do you talk that way?

>>36269884

even when mad and disgraced, the slut can't help but praise the Almighty D

>>36283206
Who the fuck that be?

>>36269884
How big is it your bepis? I need to know.

>>36283266
>cash me owsahd, 'ow 'bou' dah?

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>Me: are you down for taking some drinks one of these days?
>Her: Yeah! I'd like to!
>Me: facebook image of fish using a suit and thumbing up
>Me: Is saturday cool for you?
>Her: Yeah, that's right! But I'm working from 7pm to 2am tho haha
>Me: True dat
>Me: So after you leave work?
10 minutes later
>Her: Okay :)
>Me: cool
>Me: we'll talk then
Feels good mane

>>36283123
underrated postttt t t t

hehe =D

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I'm terrible at ending things, yeah I went to egypt for a 9,5/10 but her father found out, she was 19 I was 20, only thing that happened was me being awkward as fuck because I didn't know the norms and rules of dating there. She got a bf straight after we stopped talking and I went into army. Haven't even tried after that, when army time was over I got a job and went into a work-sleep cycle that I see no end to

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>>36266398
Why not? Orig

>>36283431
She had "broken her phone" for 3 months after I left egypt, thus the "started talking again"

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I call my wife Chad for all electronic communications.

>Haha, that's interesting, I can't remember...
>2015
>Close tab

>>36283443

That's fantastic. Can we see some constipated shitposting?

>>36283512
Nah, I deleted all my poop pictures. Sorry m90.

>>36277706
>ass-eating
kill both yourselves

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this girl has asked me like twice before this time what is going on in my life or smth - just because i stop talking to her.

i keep telling her nothing has happened. but she doesnt seem to fucking understand.

im just depressed and i want to be alone.

>>36282383
texts that make you say hmmmmmm

>>36283846
I thought the "WEDNESDAY" and "THURSDAY" meant you were just randomly replying to her with days of the week and it made me laugh really hard

>>36283891
What's hmmmm-worthy about my text?

>>36283985
to me, the casual observer, it seems like your sister may want to tickle your bagina. just my "opinion"

>>36284069
No, she always talks like that.

>>36284103
she probably rubs her clit every night thinking of you

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She finds me funny

>>36284142
>she masturbates thinking about her stick-thin B-cupped little sister instead of any of the beautiful tall blondes in her circle of friends
Oh, ha-ha anon. Don't even go there

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>>36282859
>Thinking sex alone makes you deppression free

What a dense fucking loser

>>36284162
there is literally 0 reason she would talk to you like that if she didn't wanna fuck you on some level

>>36266398
I just got out of a relationship with a girl that said shit like you did constantly. Fuck you you conceited p.o.s.

>>36284171
She talks to me like that because she's a weirdo who likes teasing me about being a dyke. We're close but not incesty close. I know that's a surprisingly common male fantasy (and really I can't blame you) but nothing ever happened between us.

>>36282609
>and the chronic pain
Chronic pain from what?

>>36284256
Being a dyke is physically hurtful so I need constant vaginal nourishment to dull it.
Just kidding. Cluster migraines.

>>36284274
>Just kidding. Cluster migraines.
I know I've been here too long when I start recognizing the same people popping up in these threads.

>>36284300
I honestly rarely recognize people outside the "hug your imouto" threads, but oddly enough I must have a somewhat recognizable writing style or something because somehow people can tell its me more often than not.

>>36284340
Lesbian with severe chronic pain is a pretty unique combination around here

>>36284399
Well yeah, of course. I meant if you could tell it was me before I said anything about the migraines.

>>36284274
How often do the migraines happen?

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Tfw OP reminds me of how long it's been since a girl has sent me a message.

>>36284435
I have chronic headaches pretty much daily, and actual migraines attacks that wreck me completely once or twice a week.

>>36284488
That sucks. Have you always had them?

>>36284502
I've always had headaches but the migraines being so bad started with 16.

>>36268791
If you actually interact with other human beings like this over text, please fucking gas yourself

>>36274711
At least I'm not a sperglord kv.

>>36277107
Who asked the other out should pay imo. Take her to a casual place to eat so it is not that expensive. Never take someone on the first date to an expensive restaurant

>>36277107
Suerte amigo. :^)

>>36281586
yes theres a proablility that might be true but you dont go texting accusations to girls like that it makes you seem pathetic. no girl is going to want to carry on talking to any guy who talks like that. just assume shes a slut because all girls are sluts, accept that and try to act normal

>>36284467
why didn't you answer her anon?

>>36269884
This post is so painfully fake that only robots could fall for it
No girl in existence uses correct punctuaction for an entire paragraph of text only to put 1 emoji at the end just like you did.

Fuck off non originally

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Me talking to ex who called me last friday to tell me shes leaving me for someone else this is her last night telling me all this after being quit for a week, im green

>>36285673
Fucking normalfaggot SCUM leave my fucking board

>>36283462
Hast du ihr englisch geantwortet um den Screenshot aufzunehmen oder machst du das staendig?

>>36285682
Nigger i got deported last month to a country i literally don't know anyone in. She called me from the us 3 weeks in to tell me shes leaving me

>>36285699
Good you deserved it you fucking parasitic normalfaggot

>>36285714
Lmao nig you're so thoroughly salty

>>36285733
Least he's not a dirty spic ;^)

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huh, just happens to be [spoilers]my girlfriend[/spoilers] :^)

>>36282608
at the end they say
>yeah let's go. what time were you thinking?
>sunday 10:30 at the wholefoods by the ocean we'll drink some coffee, that good?
>"it is what it is" is the accurate translation, but it actually just means "sure"

>>36285744
Im white, familys from Spain, born in Venezuela of all places came to america worked since day one at parents factory, got greencard request denied because factory didnt have enough workers to be considered an asset.
And i got deported because of it

>>36285763
>waaaaaah I came here illegally and got deported!! mommmyyyyy!!!
Tell your sob story to someone who cares

>>36267674
A question you see only on /r9k/

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>>36285747

> Please call me

"Uh yeah, so, Jamal creampied me again last week and uh, I'm pregnant, will you raise it, cuckdaddy?"

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last time i talked to her meaningfully few weeks later she blocked me....

Cassy why...

>>36285784
The problem is that i didn't come here illegaly, i didnt overstay a tourist visa, motherfucker i jumped through every legal hoop and did it all by the book, one goddamn loophole fucked me over

>>36269142
its perfect for when a nig steals your phone he can go thru the contacts and know exactly who to rape first

>>36285814
>one goddamn loophole fucked me over
Thank god for that. Weeding out the parasites

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>>36285846

> Leaves number

Thinly veiled personal army request: DENIED

>>36285859
eh was just a google image. tried to edit in a random number from bermuda so someone would call it and rack up a cost

if you delete your post I can post it and see if anyone falls for it

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We broke up because she decided that, after a year and a half, she was no longer in love with me.

My first gf :'(

>>36285917
lol that's what you get

>>36285937
Well, the context is that she's annoyed with me for going for drinks with another girl a couple weeks after we broke up, and she saw me.

She doesn't want to date me, but doesn't want me to move on.

>roasties