Let's play CHADO. I'll start.

>rejected a female
That's the only one I got

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Here's mine. Am I a normie?

>>36266245
Is it not obvious to you?

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Only fucked one girl before, and that was my ex

Fuck you and your trap enabling agenda. Chad is not gay, Chad does not fuck trannies. Remove that filthy item and replace it with something else, you closet homo.

i don't have even one case
should i be proud of me ?

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how did i do, fellow robot friends :)

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>Fucked a girl with a boyfriend

Does it count if the boyfriend was me?

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>>36266235
t-tambien anon

i didnt even mean to reject her...

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i might kill myself

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I thought I might have to leave. Feels good to be a robot

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>>36266370
>>36266368
>>36266289
>>36266245

OUT OUT OUT
Remember if you fill in the middle square you don't belong her

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>>36266209
she was fat, super annoying and crazy

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>>36266425
This is me as well. 24M

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Where is
>fucked a Latina
and
>ran a train on a girl

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>>36266209

I did it without knowing because aspergers.

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I used to be a robot

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>>36266579
??????????????????
GET THE FUCK OUT
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
LEAVE US ALOOOOOOOOOONE

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>thicc
I still don't know what point a girl is "thicc" but it doesn't matter. Not that it really concerns me, I've only fugged skellies.

>>36266606
I'm still a cyborg at heart, I just learned to play off my weird looks and social anxiety as quirkiness and aloofness.

It's not about "just b urself", it's about learning how other people perceive you and exploiting that to make yourself unique and interesting

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I got a bareback blowjob from a prostitute before, am I still a robot?
I have never had PIV sex even with condor. and I have never even held hands or kissed a girl. I just paid a hooker to blow me once.

>>36266209
>lost your virginity
What if I fucked an animal, am I still a virgin by human standards

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Keep in mind this is all when I was in high school. I'm a failed normie.

I haven't touched a female since then and that was 10 years ago

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>>36266209
>No unbroken lines
Looks like I'm a robot just like you guys

>>36266871
You get two notches, notice there is a "fucked a black girl" box there.

>>36266894
>the only one ITT who cheated on a girl.

>>36266899
But I didn't fuck a nigger so how would I fit into that box?

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Dunno, what I am

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only time I ever had sex. was clumsy, awkward, and illegal. now I have a MILF fetish.

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>>36266795
i was about to ree at you, but you are also right. a common path out of robotdom is playing off some of those asocial weaknesses as hip/cool, much easier said than done of course. sometimes the cards you are dealt make that virtually impossible. but there's no way to tell for sure until it's way too late (aka late 20s/30+)

however, calling yourself 'a cyborg at heart' is inaccurate and also cruel/invalidating to actual robots' experiences

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>>36266948
Better version.
Stoner here

>>36266948

How the fuck do you fuck two girls without a guy present? Greentext the story or you're joking. Also, the creampie one. And the sex in public one.

>>36266986
>however, calling yourself 'a cyborg at heart' is inaccurate and also cruel/invalidating to actual robots' experiences
That's fair, I guess. I've been doing well this past year but I tend to drift in and out of self-imposed isolation and loneliness. I'm about to graduate college and I have a good job lined up, but I genuinely have no idea if I can keep this charade going without all the forced socializing and nonstop partying of university

Being alpha isn't all about getting laid kiddos.

>>36267109
And vice versa

>>36267126
Can confirm: I'm >>36266894 and I'm far from normal, well-adjusted or sane.

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Its complicated
tartar sauce/spoiler]

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this is kinda sad desu

>>36267084
> kinky gf, in holidays we fuck sometimes in "hidden" public

> ask gf for creampie, liked it both

most interesting, I think:
> gf likes women too
> get tinder, match with one woman
> go to bar, drink a bit
> went home
> fuck both (other women with condom)
> get blowjob from both (without condom)
> after that we became friends
> waiting for next threesome

I fucking stoner on mobile= slow as fuck

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>>36267095
it's the long fight, my friend. every time you keep up the charade it's like putting more fuel in your car, during the good times you might have plenty but it's for the bad times that you're practicing for. as long as young people are around the job you have lined up, the socializing and 'young adult partying' will be there.

also if you have a girlfriend you should be friends with her friends so that you make your social circle larger.

>>36267186
i mean, maybe you're not a cuck...

>>36267189
had a 'girlfriend' in high school or earlier? or some online thing?

>>36267224
Forgot fun fact:
> women is 9 years younger then gf and I

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>>36266209
have rejected 2 members of the female species.

>>36267239
>>36267189
i had a gf about 2 months ago, but she never wanted to do anything lewd

Someone explain to me how you have a gf and not have sex

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I'm 5 feet 5 inches short, have no job and still in CC in my mid 20's.

Also, if you fucked a girl then you've fucked a girl someone was in love with, so that one is a given.

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This is sure to ruffle some feathers

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>>36266209
r8/no h8 robot bros

>>36266289
Please post a pic of her pretty pls oregano

>>36266425
I got this too

Original

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>>36267417
What the fuck I replied but it never posted.

I managed it. Only had 1 gf my entire life, lasted 3 years almost too. From when I was 21 til 24. I'm now a 27yo virgin.

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>>36266209
Amidoinitrite.jpeg?

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>>36266209
I'm no chad, I swear it, it just happened.

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A... Am I chad yet lads?

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also have fucked a latina girl

>>36268481
But how did you not have sex?

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>>36266209
I am a cyborg but choose not to post about it often

The important thing is that this CHADO is kinda bullshit. There is more to Chad than having sex. Brb I'll make one

>Mine's completely empty
Am I on the right path to wizardry lads?

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So close


Originoloiolio

>>36266209
Does it count if I only rejected an attractive female who wanted to fuck because I was autistic and said no?

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>tfw not Chad

Glad to know that I'm not some normie

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>>36266209

I am not even chad. this is crap.

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feels bad man

oreg

>>36266471
iktf. I also didn't want to give up my robothood

>>36268881
Literally, originally, me

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some of them were prostitutes. not sure if that "counts"

ITT: no one who should be on /r9k/

>>36269467

not everyone
>>36269266
>>36266495
>>36266425
>>36266209

original

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>>36266209
This isn't Chad bingo, it's asshole bingo. I just spent time being a drunken teenage man-slut. This is basically a "How many of your own and others relationships have you kneecapped" test.

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Here's another CHADO

>>36269620
>This is basically a "How many of your own and others relationships have you kneecapped" test.
And the answer is never enough

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>>36269715
am not chad

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>>36266209
Pls don't make me leave, it was all from a highschool gf who left me because I was boring and not going anywhere in life

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>>36269715
Harder version. Still not a chad.

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Is depression a mental illness robots?

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>>36266209

guess i'm just a robot after all

kill me

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>>36269715
this one is better.
also, i didn't click "alpha" personality because alpha beta bullshit is bullshit and thinking about people through a lens of dominant/submissive is a poison to the mind and relationships. it's some r/theredpill garbage that will NOT help you better understand other human beings.

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>>36266209
I was a very late bloomer.

Balls deep in a pregnancy scare though, stay pure guys.

>>36269853
It most certainly is if you are not just "le crippling depression meme xD"

>>36269715
This one harder; is 5'10" manlet, or did I win by luck of placement?
>>36269778 my original

>>36269916
I think that people who aren't manlets would tell you that the minimum is something like 6'0" or 6'2".

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I did better on this one

>>36269987
I'm 6'1", but i don't really think "wow he's short" unless the guy is like 5'9"

>>36266209
If you are able to fill in any of those other than the middle one, you need to get out. This place is not for you.

>>36268881
>>36266235
>>36266416
So why did you reject the girl(s)? If you have no other options, you might as well be with the girl(s) who are willing to be with you.

>>36270058
Technically if you've lost your virginity you are NOT a robot. Doesn't necessarily make you Chad though. You could be a failed normie/cyborg. But definitely not a robot.

>>36269715
That's retarded. First of all, you make more spelling mistakes than a 3rd grader. Second, at least half of those have nothing to do with being Chad.

>>36267461
I'm 6', have a college degree, and bring in a tad under $50k a year. And I'm a kv.

This shit isn't fair.

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>>36270098
i didnt mean to reject her but i did

and im too anxious to be in a relationship, too much intimacy anxiety despite how much i want intimacy

>>36270158
"grills" is a meme

there are no other spelling errors in there

idk what you mean about the other part, elaborate?

>all these normalfags
My board is dead

>>36270020
holy fucking chad

>>36270158
also in my defense it was made with the bingo in mind making you chad. the most retarded part to me is that I put "has gf" and "has tinder" on the same line but whatever.

>>36270322
>jaw
>gf
>instagram
>rich parents

Just some examples of things that have fuck all to do with being Chad. Plus you also have criteria that just don't apply to most people (fraternity).

>extraverted

Anyway, your post is bad and you should feel bad, closeted gay bitter virgin.

>>36270452
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraversion_and_introversion

I think that those things definitely have to do with being a Chad. are you trolling me?

>>36270452
oh, and another thing, asshole: pick one of the items on your list and then match it with the rest of the items in its corresponding row. or do you not know how Bingo works? you need 5 in a row vertically horizontally or diagonally to get Bingo, i.e., be a Chad.

>>36270544
Chad is someone who is successful in life and with women. Your chart would make Elliot fucking Rodger a Chad. Realize that, and you will realize how retarded it is. You have no idea what makes someone a Chad, only wishful thinking. You listed qualities you want in your ideal gay lover.

>>36270605
lol, you are really bad at this. Elliot Rodger would not be a Chad on my chart. prove me wrong by filling it out as if you were Elliot Rodger.

>>36270581
According to your retarded chart I'm not Chad because I don't have an instagram or my parents aren't rich. I'm Chad multiple ways in the original chart.

Nobody will pick up or remember your retarded creation.

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And all this while still being a dickhead wearing t-shirts with swastikas, putting noise and free jazz at parties when I get a hold of the cable, punching myself in the face everyday and all other assorted robotalia.

This game is only useful to feel a bit better about oneself.

>>36270671
Well guess what, retard, being Chad isn't all about the various sex acts you've indulged in. That's what compelled me to make my version in the first place.

>he doesn't have instagram
>he fancies himself a Chad

And you call me out of touch.

>>36270724
The reason you made your own version is because you desperately want to be labeled a Chad despite being a virgin.

>>36270684
I wish I knew you irl

>>36266425
You're not alone

lklklkl

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>>36266235
yea me too

>>36270098
wasn't attracted to any of them.

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not a Chad! Ya

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>>36266209
well I ain't no chado.

>>36270868
I didn't even get Chad on my own chart, though.

y u want so much conflict?

>>36270098
>Be 11
>Have a crush on a girl I sit next to in math class
>Successfully get her to like me, but be too nervous to ask her out
>Eventually she asks me out
>Suddenly realize that I'd have no idea what to do with a GF and wouldn't be able to handle the pressure
>"S-s-s-sorry, but no"

The end.

>>36271639
>>36271697
you fell for the trap, the fact is you're a chad if you filled in any of the boxes
good job outing yourselves normalshits, now fuck off

>>36270098
I rejected her because she didn't even ask me out herself, she got her friends to do it.

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Just be you'r'res'elv'es.

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made a small circle where I may get some points for half-way.

And a red one for things which I think are retarded and not sexy

There are not many black girl to fuck where I live.

FInally, I doubt many people ever have a 1:3 foursome, but k

>>36270053
I don't want to get into a fucking argument over this shit again, but if you actually think this, then you think "wow, he's short" for over 40% of men. Doesn't make sense.

Only one I got was rejected a girl and it was in Little Big Planet.

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i wish i had a gf again