gaybot feels

>>36265905
Does he know you are a homo tho

>bot
>friends

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>when your friend randomly slaps your ass

>Decide to relax post-workout by going to the pool
>get in the hot tub to loosen up
>all these juicy chads stroll in to wait for the gym girls to come
>tight trunks, nice abs, visible bulges
>have to stick around until they all leave so I don't expose my boner

Boys need to stop being so sexy, they need to cover up more than women do.

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>tfw friend starts crying on your shoulder after breaking up with his gf

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>tfw female friend keep hinting at dressing you up
>tfw want to accept but too shy

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>best friend keeps making gay jokes and acts lewd as joke
>is actually straight

>>36267234
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>>36265905
>>36267246
No no no no no
This thread is obviously safe for work. Go complain somewhere else.

Stop posting here, you fucking faggots.

>>36267306
>Stop posting here, you fucking faggots.
ok sorry bye :/

I want a cute gay friend to constantly tease.

>>36269064
Go to /lgbt/

Stay forever

How do I know if I'm gay?

>tfw when your thrown off a building by a qt Muslim fundamentalist

>>36269259
If you're asking it's already too late

Was gonna sage but as long as this is a feels thread and not an undercover trap thread I don't care. Just keep trap posting in the containment thread.
Also,
>OP has friends
Well la dee dah.

>>36269259
do you like boys?

orignenango

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>boyfriend of over a year leaves you for a girl

killing myself

>>36269537
Well yeah, but I'm not sure if I'm sexually attracted to them. I don't jack off to gay porn or anything.

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>tfw a straight friend starts changing in front of you
>or streches and shows you his slight treasure trail

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>>36265905
all the posters in this thread are very feminine and cute right? dont ruin my fantasy

>>36270073
You know I think that's what makes me doubt myself. Cute anime girls being the face of gay posting.

Guys aren't like anime girls. Right?

>>36270129
No, 90% of animeposter """""gays"""" want to be/are trannies.

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>Be straight but curious about cuteboys/sissyboys
>Meet really femenine short boy (5'6 compared to my 6'1)
> he is also also very qt with semi long hair
>Become friends
>Shy whenever out in public
>Never drinks too much at parties
>Never shows interests in girls except for talking to them about femmy shit

>One time out i get shitfaced
>I go and have a piss, and after i'm done i meet him outside the toilet.
>It's just me and him in the hallway
>I hug him extremely tight and say i love him and he's a good friend
>He squirms and visibly blushes

How much does he want my cock lads?

>>36270296
Don't turn this into a trap thread you fuck

>>36270073
this right here famallama

i fear that these are the same people from height threads trying to be cute. completely ruins my dream.

>tfw want feminine submissive homo bf
>tfw r9k only has 7 foot tall 400 pound monstrosities wanting to ruin my ass.

>suck straight friends dick
>confuse him sexually for the rest of his life
I rubbed his dick until he got a boner last night while he let me. Are straight people real?

>>36270328
>>tfw r9k only has 7 foot tall 400 pound monstrosities wanting to ruin my ass.
I fucking wish, in these threads its always
>tee hee hee im a huge fucking faggot that wants to dress up in girls clothes and act like a woman, dd-d-d-d-d-dd-dd-dd-d-d-do you anons want to see my boypussyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
These gay threads are never actually gay, just prison gay at the most

>>36270398
actually that effeminate anime erp bullshit is just a front for obese neckbeard homos
time and time again when you see their actual faces you want to vomit

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GET OFF OUR BOARD DYKES !!!!!!!!!! BEING GAY IS A MENTLE ILLNESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36270296
I don't know, but keep going after him, you two seem like a good couple for some reason.

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>>36270319
He's not a trap you dense twat.
Cant you read?

>>36270505
Wow, what a retarded post. I guess you can't read either because he certainly didn't express interest in a man, therefore not gay

>>36270359
nah
I used to think I'm straight until I met a cute male-to-female person
few months later I fucked a gay guy from my uni and now I know I'm as bi as probably everyone else
I never was a homophobic and had some gay friends, but I was convinced that I'm only into girls
I still prefer girls and I don't like manly man, but cute boys are cute

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>tfw every smol boi's dick is bigger than mine
Being dom is suffering DESU.

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>>36270792
post dick size and or pic

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>>36270816
5x5 and to top it off I'm a /big guy/ for you so it looks even smaller.

>>>tfw r9k only has 7 foot tall 400 pound monstrosities wanting to ruin my ass.
Unironically me

>Mfw a hairless buttboi wastes a 7-incher

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>slightly gay
>being tranny on 4chn
>no friends at all
>no one slaps your ass
>no one hugs you tight
>no one
>no
>one

>>36270921
>tranny
>gay
Which one you faggot

>>36270593
>>How much does he want my cock lads?

>>36267003
I would get extremely uncomfortable when my friends would slap their asses jokingly.

>>36271049
>>he
The only "he" thing about the fag in his story is that "he" has a dick

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>>36271094
And your complaint is? What do you care? Are you some kind of loser?

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>>36271137
He seems like some jealous fatty that thinks gays should only like him instead of cute boys.

>>36270792
as a 7'5 bottom, this is my fetish, because I know most tops get embarrassed for being smaller

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>>36271180
I know right? It's really pathetic

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>>36271137
>Are you some kind of loser?
Where do you think you are
>>36271180
Oh good more cancer. Shouldn't you be combing your hair and painting your nails faggot?

>>36269607
I didn't jerk off to anything that was gay except for futa hentai when I was younger. I've kind of come to terms with the fact that I'm pretty gay now.

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>>36271202
Very pathetic

>>36271209
>taking care of yourself and being cute is a bad thing
Sorry, but being gay doesn't mean that we want fat slobs

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>>36271209
>Faggot
Look who's talking

Let me guess, you're mad that nobody finds hairy fat bottoms more attractive then qt.13 shaved femenine boys?

>>36271245
>>36271258
I'm mad that cunts like you convinced people that being gay means you're into feminine shit. Do you understand who a gay is? A male attracted to males, not some freakshow pretending to be a woman.

Riddle me this faggots, what's the point of calling yourself gay when you just like girls with dicks? Oh it's to trigger people like me, oh fuck me, what a happy world we live in, just fuck me.

Please continue to reply, I haven't been given (You)s in months.

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>>36271384
>I'm mad that cunts like you convinced people that being gay means you're into feminine shit
I'm gay and i'm not femenine at all, i simply like bottoms who are femenine. Nobody said gays have to be femenine to be gay. You mongoloid

>riddle me this faggots, what's the point of calling yourself gay when you just like girls with dicks? Oh it's to trigger people like me, oh fuck me, what a happy world we live in, just fuck me.
Nobody ever said anything about traps or "mentally ill" faggots. I only mentioned shaved cute boys. But that triggers you because you're fat, hairy and unattractive.


>Please continue to reply, I haven't been given (You)s in months.
What a pathetic attempt at trying to be
>Le epic troll just for (you)s x333DDD
lmaoing @ ur lyf

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>>36271384
>Do you understand who a gay is? A male attracted to males
Cute boys are still boys so it's gay or are you still dense to understand that? Gay doesn't mean you have to like hairy fatties.

>having online jerkoff sessions with cute boy
>can't cum on camera with him

I've decided to stop jerking off til our next one. I hope that fixes it. It might be that I'm nervous tho. It's so hot when he cums...

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>>36265905
>Download grindr
>Arrange for casual sex because just horny
>Get to very advanced point
>>Most recently snuck out unnoticed
>Something always gets in the way
>>Most recently, last minute WiFi crash means he falls asleep
>Give up for night and just fap
>Feel disgusted with myself and want to die after
>>What would your future boyfriend think, anon? Do you want to be a male roastie?
>Delete grindr
>Cry about what a weak person I was and vow to never do it again by repeating monogamy mantra; I must not conform to the normiegay lifestyle of casual sex
>tfw the cycle will repeat tomorrow
I tried to fap when I felt the urge but it didn't go away until after failed attempt.
I just don't know what to do to end this stupid cycle.

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>>36265905
I do not know that feel.

original.

>tfw i just want a bf to do stuff with
>tfw i want a bf taller than me but i'm 6'1
>tfw i want someone to rely on and that someone to rely on me, just be there for one another
>i want to photograph him in nice places
>someone to just stay in my room and play with my cat and be quiet all day and just cuddle

why is life so unfair to some of us anons?

>>36271478
>>36271592
I had a whole paragraph ready calling you retarded but I'm not going to be baited into wasting more of my time so instead I'm just going to hide all replies. You're not even robots so I don't know what you're doing here. Have fun with aids faggots, maybe one day you will realize that femshit isn't gay

>>36271679

Gays can't be monogamous, anon. Don't worry about your future bf. He doesn't exist. Even if he did exist, he'd want an open relationship anyway.

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>tfw bf lives 6100km away

>>36271746
Where are you?

Oregonolli

>>36271798
This world disgusts me, and I disgust myself.
I even write notes to myself in my mentally correct state calling me pitiful in my sex horny one.
There's no hope in this desperate world.

>>36271896
italy, rome

i have given up on hoping to find a bf here tho, no one is ever from rome or gay, and this is the only way i know of hoping to get a serious bf
feelsbadman.jpg

>>36267185
this shit does not happen in real life

>>36271786
You're a closer honk aren't you?

>>36270296
get touchy feely with him more often, see where it takes you

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>Want small penis humiliation
>have giant uncut leaky 8 inch
not fucking fair

>>36270915
i mean, i'm 5'7" so it would still be decent size

>>36272084
Just take testosterone blockers and estrogen pills and don't use it for a while
it'll shrink and barely work then

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I'm finally doing something about my weight by regulating my portion sizes. I'm not really counting calories or avoiding bad food (though I am avoiding snack shit like chocolate and crisps), just not having a fucking mountain every time I eat. I'm fucking obese though so at least it's something, and I know if I hard dive straight into counting calories and shit I'm not going to stick to it, whereas this I can at least stick to and have for a couple of weeks.

Maybe if this works I can finally post in threads like this without feeling guilty.

Is this the /straightboyfeels/ thread?

>Tfw closeted and going swimming with my best friend who I love

It was pure torture desu. Then he fell asleep by the pool and it was so qt

>>36272084
maybe get off the anti-depressants, finnbot

yes I know it's you because you might as well be the only guy on /r9k/ with a dick this large

>Tfw want to buy Viagra and spike my straight friend's drink

I don't even want to rape him. I just want to see him get a shy boner.

Shy boys with boners are qt

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>>36270284
>90% of animeposter """""gays"""" want to be/are trannies.

Good, that makes my bicurious really dick hard

>Be part of alpha group in Eastern Europe
>beat up weak kids because they come out as gay
>fantasize about fucking the sissies later

>tfw Im going to try and date so I finally have to take care of myself
this is painful

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>>36271188
>tfw no cute boy to bully me for being smaller than him

>>36272622
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36272689
>>36272654
seems like you don't know what your heart really wants anon

>>36272689
does it trigger because it's real or because you think it isn't?

I've seen a 20 year old guy on /r9k/, who legit looked like a cute 14 year old girl, no manjaw and no sign of boyhood

>>36272724
You're right, I'm even getting them mixed up in my posts

"Traps" are not gay, straightfags get out

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> Struggle with wanting to be a girl your entire life
> Repress the shit out of your dysphoria because you were ashamed and also alt right for a time
> Now you're 25 and beyond any hope of being as cute as you would have been if you'd started at 18 like you wanted to
> Nevertheless - with great effort - you retain a degree of femininity
> Now you live for those moments when your friends poke fun at your feminine qualities

This is my life now. I want to die sometimes.

>>36272786
>retain a degree of femininity
Haha someone's delusional
kys

>5'5" and skinny with middle-long hair
>going to meet a tall daddy type tomorrow for a date
>he wants to hold hands
S-should I be scared?

>>36272786
>> Now you're 25 and beyond any hope of being as cute as you would have been if you'd started at 18 like you wanted to
Iktf anon but I was never very feminine to begin with

>>36272786
this is me in six years (I'm 19)

I think my parents are on to me though so if they bring it up I'm finally going to come out and see what happens

>Tfw no gay friend to make borederline flirtatious actions towards, confusing them and making them all shy and anxious

Feels bad mate

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>meet boy in online game few years ago
>hadn't ever thought about being gay
>he keeps talking about dicks
>apparently was only one who didn't bully him
>he starts to like me, starts to get more flirty
>do facecam with him, he thinks I'm cute
>at this point began exploring butt stuff
>started fapping to gay doujins
>realized I like him
>server shuts down and we stop talking as much
>despite this he stays my gay friend over the years
>I'm less adventurous and don't really try things
>can always rely on him to teach me about his experiences
>was like my mentor
>few weeks ago
>he tells me he got a gf
>he's not actually gay he just didn't get attention from girls
>tfw feel lost and like I was lied to about sexuality because I lived through his

>>36269572
>being in prison
Frame him for murder, and maybe y'all will be cellmates again

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>>36271478
Great I fit the bill now live on the other side of the world so we'll never meet.

>>36271981
Have you ever experienced a breakup or witnessed one?

>>36274087
Yes. But a guy crying on another guy's shoulder over a breakup is something else, unless it's a bad divorce

>>36272248
Be my fat little bottom boyfriend

>>36273146
I see this alot around social forums and things lately. It seems lonely online boys think there gay and get boyfriends who are actually gay. Then leave them at the first chance to get a gf. It makes me sad.

>mfw straight best friend gropes my ass and says he's gonna fuck me

Doesn't know I'm gay
I wish he fucked me :(

>>36274511
it makes me sad that 90% of gays only fantasize about getting sex from their crush

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>>36274425
I actually am a sub/bottom, significantly so, but there's probably a difference between the fat you're thinking of and my actual weight. Doubt you'd be attracted to me currently.

Maybe when I'm "chubby" and not "obese", if you actually do like chubby male subs.

Also worth noting that I'm a virgin whose never had a partner before, so I'm not actually sure of my sexuality as is, simply out of lack of experience.

>>36274800
Implying that's all I want

>>36274800
> 90% of gays only fantasize about getting sex from their crush

I sure hope you're talking only about the virgin nerd gays on here, since the rest of them are bigger whores then Stacy and Chad put together.

>>36275102
maybe, but that's what I hear most of the time from gays

on 4chan at least

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>>36269607
FACT: If you've ever MET a MALE, you ARE gay.

>Hey anon something crazy happened yesterday when you were gone
>"yeah what was it?
>This guy was looking for you, asking if you were single! How crazy is that!
>"o-oh... h-haha yeah how weird..."
>""What d-did they look like?
>Huh dude? I dunno some sort guy with blonde hair. Looked kinda girly.
>"W-W-What did they say about me???"
>I can't remember bro, something about thinking you were cute. I told them to get lost though since you're not a fag lol
>"h-haha right..."

>>36275233
why would you "hope" that? you want all gays to be obsessed with fucking?

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>tfw no qt femboy to seduce you

How many smug anime girls do you fags actually have? I have about five, ten tops. You seem to have an endless supply.

>tfw legitimately ugly and gay
>friend gives me encouragement I don't ask for all the time and it makes me feel like a pitiable loser
>try to hook me up occasionally
>no one wants me or ever will
>getting older

Really trying to get over this but every time I see a mirror the urge to hurt myself gets stronger.

>>36275448
well if it makes you feel better, Jeffrey Dahmer wasn't ugly and that didn't stop him from destroying lives

>>36275491
Are you the guy in britfeel who keeps memeposting serial killers

>>36275362
No, I already know that gay men are insanely promiscuous, I only hope that you aren't too ignorant to believe otherwise.

>excited to meet up with a top
>his dick is small
>no longer excited

>>36275509
No, I've never been in britfeel. I don't think they would take kindly to a canadian

>>36275557
that was my point though; 90% of gays (and by that I meant those on /r9k/ who act all sad and lonely) only think about sex

I'm actually curious, have any of the people in these threads or threads like them ever actually found a partner or even a flirtatious friend that has actually become a thing long term?

>>36275660
I dated a boy IRL who I met on /v/ for a few months. I was okay.

>>36275660
I've tried but they usually sperg out, currently talking to a close qt but I'm not expecting much

>>36275710
Mind going into more detail. How did you meet him? Did you live locally to each other? How did the relationship develop into dating?

I'd love to know more since I don't know the first fucking thing about dating, romance, sex etc.

>>36274132
Nigga, what does gender matter
His friend might be bi

>>36275791
I'd rather not talk about it. My advice is to look for someone locally in an area relating to an interest you share (library, bar, sports club) and go from there.

i want a boyfriend so bad
it actually upsets me
it shouldnt lol

>>36275846
if you want to get SJW on me, I could ask you "what does sexual orientation matter"

>>36275891
im probably too ugly to be your bf anyway, lol

>>36275962
IDK man like when people say they're ugly it usually means plain or, GOD FORBID, masculine in any way haha
post face

>>36275891
I'd be your boyfriend if you weren't tripping

whenever I see a tripcode it's like seeing someone with "I have HIV" tattooed on their foreheads. I instantly think of them as less than human, how can I do any different?

>>36275921
Think of what i said in a less sjw manner, soz mate.
Your viewpoint shows that you believe it's normal for a girl would cry on a guys shoulder if gone through a breakup, I'm wondering why you think it would be any different for a bi male.

>>36276014
>I instantly think of them as less than human
please stop i like that too much

>>36276018
it doesn't have to be different for a bi male. Still unlikely, especially for str8

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i wanna guy to put his hands all over me, i want him to push me to my knees, i want him to wipe his cock on my face, i want him to slap me with it, i want him to fuck my mouth and call me a dirty girl, i want to slurp on his balls, i want to be bent over furniture and fucked, i want to be spanked, i want to be on all fours being fucked doggy, i want to be on my back being drilled into a mattress, i want to dress in girly outfits, i want to spitroasted, i want to be gangbanged, i want to be BLACKED, i want to have cum pumped down my throat, i want to be facialed, i want to be bukkaked, i want to be fucked until i can't walk

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>36276058
I was kidding anyway. I still think you're an irredeemable sweetie

>>36275990
>post face
im not posting my face for you, desperate loser, lol. i like your threads btw

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>you will never have a qt bf in uk that you can cudle and watch anime with

Why Live?

>>36275864
Well, fair enough. I'm not really asking for horror stories or anything, if it went bad, that's a shame. I'm more asking the question out of a curiosity of what it's like to meet people and it develop into something.

I'm >>36274988 and right now I don't have enough self esteem to be suitable for a relationship even if someone was somehow interested, but I'd like to at least hear some stories I guess.

>>36276099
nice

>>36276108
aww <3 <3

>>36276130
Lol i dont except people to actually post face, also thanks i'd make one tonight but im so sleepy

>>36276179
>aww <3 <3

there's no way to effectively spite you, is there?

>>36276214
deffos not online haha, i take pretty much everything in stride

>>36276250
well look at you, you're the Second goddamn Coming.

Anyone else here straight but likes teasing gay guys for attention.

>>36276362
B)

>>36276380
ur goin 2 hell

Anyone else here straight but likes getting teased by gay guys?

>>36276487
I take that back. Christ doesn't want dick in his mouth, though he'd be hard pressed to say he does just so he could gain his popularity with today's generation. I say this as a 20 year old

>>36276380
>>36276513
Yes to both desu senpai

>>36276536
gay jesus is the only god i worship

>>36276513
Straight but like teasing gays. The attention is nice desu

>>36276578
>"Oh Lord," I moaned softly, nuzzling my face into His beard. "Oh my Lord Jesus," I whispered, as His hand wrapped around my stiffening member. My eyes shut tight, my hips began rising to meet His tender strokes, I could hardly believe what was happening to me. I was being pleasured by the Lord of Hosts! My balls tightened against my body, my hips moving erratically. "Jesus...I'm going to..." And His voice was like sweet honey as He answered me, "Let it come, child." My seed sprayed high into the air, jetting upwards in spurt after glorious spurt; onto His face, into His hair, and over His beautiful nail-scarred hands. It took me a moment to catch my breath as I lay there, shuddering in His lap, but finally I whispered, "Will this ever happen again, Lord?" And He just smiled at me and said, "Well, child, this is Heaven..."

>>36276618
oh my god i hope you didnt write that please let that be a copypasta

>>36276670
nah man, you said "gay jesus" and something popped into my mind and I typed it in 2 minutes

actually it's probably been on ED since the dawn of time

>>36276709
okay good lol
makes sense it would be on ED

>>36276734
guess what else I found on ED

your fucking face

>>36276788
you'd be more likely to find me on kiwifarms nerd B)

>>36276806
did you just btfo yourself?

>>36276865
look im a classy lolcow

>>36276893
wow and I thought I was an incoherent weirdo, you make me look like Cicero right now

>>36276929
ill blame it on my being a bit sleepy

>>36276959
I went 40 hours without sleep yesterday.

Why are you sleepy though?

fuck I have a soft spot for the sleepy ones

>>36277022
i had a panic attack yesterday and it really fucked up my sleeping :(

>>36277069
what kind of panic attack and how did it keep you up all night

>>36277101
i was driving and i had a pretty bad one, and for the rest of the day and into the night it kept me on edge and nervous

>>36277115
don't worry, after the first time you intentionally run someone over, you'll never be anxious about anything on the road.

Or you could watch "Crash" by Cronenberg, start fetishizing car crashes and live the dream

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>straight friend gets flustered whenever I hug or pet him

>>36277175
oh no i wasnt nervous about driving, thats just when my panic attack happened
I think ive seen that movie, i like Cronenberg a lot

>>36277189
thats very cute

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>>36277238
so what did cause that anxiety attack you fag

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>>36277267
im literally just a nervous fuckhead so it just came over me
fuck thats a cute gif

>>36277331
yeah young ezra miller (on the left) is the qtest

>>36277378
>ezra miller
wow hes a cutie
post more cute boys

>>36270792
>his dick is bigger than mine even if he's a grower

At least I'm tall, right?

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>>36277405
There's this anon whose pic I saved a year or so ago. Said he was a 24 year old boy, complained about the fact that whenever he met strangers with his sister, he'd be mistaken for the "younger sister" despite being older than his sister and a boy

>>36277455
wow they're stunning if they're really 24 yr old male
tfw not born a pretty girl or even trans

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>>36277504
here's a russian closet trap. Full face is very cute, but didn't save full face pics for some reason. Don't know how the hell she managed to be a closet trap, was very girly. Also said she had a history of drug abuse which is hardly surprising for a slav, but didn't show. Looks underage but claimed to be a college student

>>36277551
Wew sucks he's in fucking russia and LGBT, good luck whoever you are

>>36277585
For an actual boy, see Lachowski. He's heavenly, too good for this world.

And now I am all out of cute boys

>>36277608
hes gorgeous
god i wish i was pretty reeee

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>>36270073
Yes.

O r E g I N a L e

>>36277638
you're probably pretty in your own right, or at least you can be. The boys I posted are so out-of-reach attractive for nearly everyone that they might as well just be objects of beauty for us to gawk at

>>36277685
i need to lose 100 lbs, then i'll be pretty
i'd be 90 lbs but im fat right now

>>36270495
Dyke:
Noun informal offensive
A lesbian

Your mixing up your slurs straighto

>>36277711
nice digits

190lbs ain't fat, unless you're a midget

>>36277730
im six foot, not short by any means but i am fat
I have a stomach and tiddies (perky tho ;3c)
i have bad body issue problems

>want a cute sub bf
>tfw I am the cute sub
fuck

>>36277779
I'm six foot and 135, a lot of that is in my legs. You can do it

>>36277779
> bad body issue problems
>issue problems

only body ones?

>>36277783
cute

>>36277819
so thicc thighs? nice

>>36277894
i mean i have other issues but a lot of them have been mostly body issued based
im not my ideal image of beauty so im ugly

>>36267234
Fuck this is my fetish.

>>36277940
You remind me of someone. I have to make sure I don't know you. Do you play D&D and do you live in the US?

>>36278008
i do both of those things yes

>>36278029
Ok, thankfully you're not the guy.

have you ever played with a girl in your chemistry class

>>36278058
nope, looks like im in the clear

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>only gay you know that isn't taken or a slut is a total autist
>not a single guy you can even want to date
I hate this feeling
At least I used to have someone I could want that I had no chance with to occupy my time
All I've got now is lonely feels and beating myself up for fucking up my chances in the past

>>36278084
unless I'm a time traveler and you haven't played with a girl in your chemistry class yet

>>36278145
i dont think i;ll be taking a chemistry class like, ever again
sorry dood :(
do you play tabletops?

>>36269219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1v_xtHpU8

>>36278177
eh, playing tabletops requires friends. I let my friends go 3 years ago and haven't looked back

>>36278213
You could always play online games? I've ran a few and they usually work out okay

>>36269259
>>36269607
take the gay test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A4PlXD560w

>>36278241
maybe I'll get into it soon. I started lurking /tg/ a couple weeks ago

>>36277819
Oh dang, are you me?

>>36278266
you have your eye on any specific systems?
sorry if im being overly enthusiastic but i really enjoy tabletop games

>>36278300
40k and call of cthulhu, but the latter only because I like Lovecraft. The former because I enjoy good sci-fi. Haven't gotten into the specifics of gameplay yet

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>Be straight.
>Gay friend Hits on me.
>Autism kicks in.
>"OPS AHAH I FORGOT I HAD TO DO..."
>I run away.
>Literally running.
>Hide behind a dumpster after a short run.

>mfw I am hiding behind a dumpster because a human showed interest in me.

>>36278383
>40k
>good sci fi
:3c oh anon
it is good sci fi in the way that its fun, orks and their hivemind/waagh is rad as hell
And yeah CoC is apparently a super fun game, i'd love to play it someday

>>36278391
don't let the leftists tell you that it's homophobic to be repulsed by a fag hitting on you. You ran because you were sexually harrassed

>>36278391
You did good anon
Might have caught it otherwise

>>36278496
Yeah, I do hear a lot of people badmouthing Matthew Ward, when I read up on Draigo I understood why

what's some sci-fi (tabletop or not) you'd recommend?

>>36278509
>not beating the queer to death and spray painting GOD HATES FAGS on his carcass
cuck

>>36278553
Sci Fi thats not tabletop:
The Expanse, good book series that got turned into a good tv show (havent seen)
2001: A Space Odessey, a classic thats worth watching. Gorgeous cinematography.
Primer, Low budget time travel sci fi movie thats honestly one of the best movies i've ever seen.
Basically any sci fi book by Asimov, especially the Foundation novels. All solid, all worth reading if you have an interest in early sci fi literature
Ghost in the Shell, the anime. Cyberpunk as hell and a fantastic ride. Worth it completely. Cant speak for the movie.
Gundam: gundam gundam gundam. Its okay
Steins; Gate, Visual Novel about time travel. Very fun, need to finish it honestly
uhh i could probably list more if you'd like

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>>36278391
>Being upset someone likes you
I'm gay but shit if a female that was decent would show any interest in me I'd probably go for it

>>36278680
seen and read 2001 and asimov. Will check out gundam

Do you like Blade Runner, Brave New World and Halo?

>>36278758
>blade runner
I actually watched that movie for the first time the other day, i super enjoyed it!
>Brave New World
Yeah its p good, but i'd consider it more of a classic than sci fi, well at least the escapism sci fi i'm used to
>halo
Ya I like halo but im not super into the story desu

>>36278779
I'm not really aware of any fleshed out sci-fi universes besides 40k and Halo (both have tons of novels, games and comic books)

do you know some?

>>36278874
oh jeeze, uhh
off the top of my head nothing really compares to them in terms of sheer volume. You'd have to give me a bit to find some.

>>36278691
That doesn't make you gay, it makes you a beta who can't get with women so you picked an easy option to blow a load

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>>36278949
>he still hasn't sunk so low he'd bend his sexuality just to receive some positive attention from a human

>>36278926
Well there's Star Wars and Star Trek, but I was never a huge fan of those.

The "super-soldier" aspect is kind of what draws me to 40k haha, I did grow up on the Halo trilogy and the books

>>36278978
that guy will truly never understand the desperation of a robot

>>36278993
oh i forgot about those haha, they're pretty big.
So super soldier/power armor type stuff

>>36279049
sorry, was in shower
>they're pretty big
4u

what tabletops do you play anon