Honoring old r9k by posting a story from my life >early life

>>36265011
>Then comes the day
>she tells me she is not over her ex
>so began the spiral
>we break it off for a week
>misery ensues
>crushing loneliness returns
>i am lost again
>so lost that when she came back I welcomed her with open arms.
>forgave her
>tried to move on
>after a month or so it happens again
>loneliness returns
>she tries to come back again
>i am unforgiving this time
>she moves a while later and i am miserably alone but at least I don't see her out my window anymore
>begin developing a crush on a girl who transfered to my school about midway in that relationshit.
>people always comment on how we seem like a couple
>stupid young brain tells me she and i should be together
>my sick infatuation shifts to her.

>>36265050
>Summer break comes and goes without talking to this girl
>back in school again and she ignores me
>whats more blatantly avoids me
>strange, considering we were such good friends
>one day i just stop her to ask why
>"i don't want to talk to you. You depress me"
>the words pierced my ears like a gunshot. Lanced me to my core
>i have endured a lot in my life
>felt like the nail in the coffin

>felt like some unlovable abomination
>felt alien and reviled
>decided i was done
>decide to an hero
>pick a tree on a road that is usually quiet at night
>halloween
>imagine my corpse dangling for weeks until someone realized i was not a decoration left out
>imagine the headlines
>tie off

>>36265077
>jump
>realize my mistake immediately
>rope too short
>knot not placed right
>the branch has bounce

>feel the intense pressure and agony on my neck
>eyes are on fire
>claw and reach between ragged breaths
>everything fades out

Next bit is difficult to explain
>sensation that is not pain, kind of indescribable
>feels like i am being pulled in every direction like warm taffy, spreading ever thinner

>then feel the pain in my chest
>ribs ache.
>head pounds
>eyes feel like they have hot needles in them
>fat black nurse talking to me
>trying to sit up
>after the initial confusion realize I am in the ER.
>nurse says i was dead when we arrived
>ask for water and while she leaves collect my clothing and walk out

>hitchhike home
>wear turtlenecks to hide the bruising
>sunglasses to hide the ruptured vessels in my left eye
>could not talk proper for over a week
>nobody noticed.
>nobody noticed.

>>36265095
deep bro
it was smart leaving the hospital unwarrented
i'm sure they would've stuck you in a mental house or give you some drugs

>>36265194
Perhaps not smart. Although after that experience i got my first computer and the internet completely changed my life.

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>>36265011
My name is anjooma and I think this is a gay post

>>36265277
Sorry you feel that way. Oh well carry on.

>>36265095
>had enough of this life
>decide to take my revenge
>call her
>tell her to meet me by the tree
>send her directions
>she asks why, says shes busy
>tell her i'll kill myself if she doesnt come
>i hide in bushes near tree
>sure enough she comes
>i put on the wojak mask
>sneak up behind her
>with my immense strength i tie her up and gag her
>drag her kicking body up the tree
>proceed to dispose of her pants and force my cock in her ass
>she screams as i give her dry anal
>cum on her face
>tie a noose with other rope and throw her off a fat branch

kys tripfag
orgibla

>>36265565
Yep that's totally how tripcodes work.

Probably even fooled some newfags

>drag her corpse back to my house
>proceed to rape the corpse on a daily basis
>call her my little dead emo cumsluttie oneitis
>take pictures of myself with her
>upload to an r9k discord grouo
>call her my wife

life is good

>>36265011
>girl ignores yourself and is aggressive
I know this pattern
Reminded me of this girl who kind of tried to touch me after months of being nice to me in a weird way. I refused. I think I had a kind of crush on her tho and I tried to hit on her the first time we met.
She slowly started hating me and now she's like aggressive whan I see her, she says goodbye to everyone around me except myself and is very aggressive whatever I say that is related to her, for example if someone say something about her legging and I confirm like "Oh yeah that looks like a pyjama", she is aggressive against me and not the guy who initiated the criticism.
Add to this the harsh rejection of my friend, rejection at work, the suicidal thoughts that got me last month and barely made me kill myself, and now I feel angry af against all those shitty people around.
They hate me because I'm not an expressive person and consider me as a thread to them.
What do I do now ?

>>36265726
which one of you fags is posting here

>>36265758
It doesn't matter. Only one real fatman.

Tfw no more story threads on r9k

How's the wife doing, fatman?

>>36266063
She is fine. She has been working out more. As have I.

>>36266181
post pics of your wife, fatman. She's so beautiful

>>36266218
This was supposed to be a story bread. Post stories

What a shitty story. This is bad.

Omg wtf bbq roflmao

I am bumping in hopes of more stories

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>>36266218
Here you go dude. This what you wanted?

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I guess I can post a story.

>Be me, 3rd grade
>Move to a new school
>Cafeteria uses a system where everyone has a lunch number and an account to store money
>Your parents put money into the account, and you told your number to the lunch lady who gave you your food
>I did not understand this system in the slightest and had no idea what my number was because I was a retarded thrid grader
>Just walked up to the refrigerator and stole a milk carton
>Did this every day for three years until they made a different system

I have no idea how I wasn't caught. I did the math and it was over $300 of milk.

>>36266906
She's cute :)

>>36266961
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

NOBODY STEALS THE MILK ON MY WATCH

This is bump comrade

Why should a bump be useful ?
Aren't we all here because we're fucked up egocentric beings who cares only one way about interractions ?

>>36265011
>Why should a bump be useful ?
>Aren't we all here because we're fucked up egocentric beings who cares only one way about interractions ?


Kek ur dumb

>>36268704
Yes I am, and you are too.

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>be 7
>have family computer
>make a separate account on the computer for myself thats password protected
>make the password "penis"
>dad finds out and makes me tell him the password
>spanks me for my profanity

>>36265095
dang, deep. I'm with you senpai

>be 15
>zone out during lessons since I can remember
>nobody wants me
>every day is similiar
>go to sleep one day
>i dream my first kiss and how we prepped the bed for our child

I'm 23 and I'm still kissless virgin.

>>36265277
fuck you anjooma
underage b&

>>36270487
There is time for you, yet, friend.

>>36270803
I highly doubt it. I could explain, but it's really too bothersome to do.
Just know that I'm not supposed to be alive, neither still breathing.

I've never had an interesting series of events in my life so far. Only 18 so that might change. I really want something significant to happen, not to tell people, but just to experience something other than the usual rut of daily life.

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>>36271140
Life can be either full of little good and bad things, or full of nothings. It's up to you actually to make stories out of your daily routine.
Or, rather, you can see good things in bad things that don't happen.

>>36270803
Good story trip fag
I got my first gf on Wednesday
>today
>wake up
>another day of lazing around
>shower thinking about how I would beat up gf's ex who tried raping her
>on sofa
>get horrible feeling like my brain is being attacked from inside
>think my new gf is in danger
>shake off feeling
>her friend texts me asking if I had seen her today
>start panicking
>call her she picks up and explains her ex and his friends kidnapped her and she is at his house
>she doesn't know the address
>tell her to call police
>hang up and call police myself
>useless cunts send someone to look
>I can't do anything
>watch gavin and Stacy
>call gf about an hour later
>have to listen as she tells me after I hung up on her her ex caught on and started throwing her and beating her because I called her
>he tells her to get naked and says
Your not leaving until the I get what I want
>she tells him she has a bf
>he says I'm an idiot for wanting to date her
>he rapes her
>all this while I was watching gavin and Stacy
>her freind who messaged me turns up and gets the ex off of her
>she calls police and her mum picks her up
>all this while I was watching gavin and Stacy
>talk to her on phone for ages
>tell her if I ever see the ex I'm going to castrate him
>too angry to sleep
>I was watching gavin and Stacy

>>36271274
The ex is getting a restraining order and a fine

>>36271274
Wow this is a fake ass story