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For me, its Milk Cat 8

>What she asked of me at the end of the day
>Caligula would have blushed
>"Oh, you've been in the house too long" she said
>And I naturally fled

what did morrissey mean by this?

>>36264832
you could probably cum on that cat and no one would notice

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Chinese is the official language of Yinggan (britfeel)

>Kind anon has unknowingly signed himself up to be obsessively stalked by poleaboo

>>36264808

What is that sign above the shop on the right?

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Just had a close encounter on hearthstone lads

>>36264841
He meant go to asda and pick me up a pack of digestives, an 8 pack of toilet roll and a bottle of asda brand vodka.

>>36264853
Poleaboo's life is so sad that he wishes the Terry saga was real.

>>36264876
is he recruiting people for isis on hearthstone?

what do you think of an independent London city state encompassing greater London?

>>36264899
Nah that'd be shit cause it'd cost more for trains when i go to watch football.

>>36264899
i think traitors should be hanged from lampposts tbqh

If you follow all the rules and practices of Christianity and are a good goy but don't believe in spirits or God, do you still go to heaven?

>>36264837
Are you WHITE British?

>>36264876
Rank 3 here

>>36264890
Yeah, I'd like someone who cared about me like that

>>36264899
Completely impractical, unlikely, and ultimately pointless.

>>36264832
You have already broken your gimmick.

>>36264846
>Not forcing it he said

>>36264899

London would lose out massively, it derives a significant portion of it's wealth from being the Capital of the UK, once it was independent, Birmingham/Manchester would boom.

About to buy some stuff off AB but I don't know how this address encryption shit works. wtf is PGP?

>>36264907
>>36264911
>>36264932
What about creating Greater London as a new member of the U.K with similar rights and roles as the other countries?

>>36264918

You cant do everything right if you dont believe in God. That is how religion works.

>>36264943
>>Not forcing it he said

Look at the OP image, look at the sign above the shop on the right

>>36264922
I am white, but to be honest the fact you are asking puts me off talking to you.

I honestly don't want to be friends with someone who cares about what race someone is.

This is the type of thing that stops you from having friends in the first place.

I'll stick around in this thread and hopefully you'll have changed in future.

>>36264956

It already has the London assembly.

>>36264961
That gets added yet tons of other recent stuff doesn't get added. The OP image means nothing desu.

>>36264943
I know, I don't know what to do some lads started posting milk cat 8, 9 etc

>>36264957
Is there anything specifically I would be forced to fail in not believing in the existence of God?

>>36264954
Just tick the box and it does it automatically for you.

>>36264808
what the fuck have you put on the image

>>36264956
I feel like that might work but the issue would be with taxes, it'd open up an opportunity for Londoners to be forced into paying more taxes than the rest of England.

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>>36264988

It's about time Hillman got added to the OP image

>>36264957
What if I believe in a higher power but not in spirits?

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what did bbc news mean by this lads

I've been made an usher for my sisters wedding. How fucked am I?

>>36265020
Not even just Hillman, lots of talk of Shipman, Hillman, Kev, Goodfellas, service stations etc and yet not even a passing reference to them in the image. Would be nice to see the image reflect recent discussions. Hell even put Milk Cat anon up in there.

>>36265009
It would be more likely that it would be the opposite - London would be a Singapore/Hong Kong style tax haven.

If that happened, London would be the most amazing city in the world within 50 years. Amazing in terms of technology, development etc. Not amazing in terms of quality of life of the poorer people who live there.

fascist train companies won't let me take my bike onboard

Genuinely thought it was Thursday. NEET life is like time travelling.

>>36265020
he's a forced cunt as well
he couldn't kill a fly without a team of writers behind him pushing him along

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>>36264808
For the ladies (white)

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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Word of the thread - TEA

pronounced "cha" and is the origin of the phrase "Cup of cha"

>>36265086

>Coronation street writers decide to add a new character
>This is a 'forced meme'

'forced meme' ironically appears to be a naturally emerging meme right now.

>>36265113

Feels like I'm watching Frasier

Okite!

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For the ladies (yellow)

Oh, it's great being white in a chinese neighborhood

>Chinese boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates China boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY chinese girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful white cock...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

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>>36265131
Forced meme in image when?

I wonder what happened to Royanon

>>36265131
You're a forced meme

>>36265160
your mums a forced meme

>>36265113
Nice idea, but Hong Kong is the only part of China that would actually be worth living in and they speak Cantonese there.

Got more weed in lads.

It's absolutely banging.

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lads im thinking about joining sharia police

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39601728
>Liverpool Mayor Joe Anderson told BBC Sport he reported the article to the police for a "racial slur".
>Speaking to BBC Sport, Anderson said: "Not only is it racist in a sense that he is of mixed-race descent, equally it's a racial stereotype of Liverpool. It is racist and prehistoric."
It's now racist for a white person to insult another white person. being a scouser is now a race. couldn't not make it up

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>>36265201

>racial stereotype of Liverpool

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>>36265201
White Yorkshire Race > All other races

>>36265172
Your mum's hole is a forced open meme.

>>36265157
it's already in there
unoriginal

>>36265201
>It's now racist for a white person to insult another white person

t. absolute fucking retard

barkley isnt white

>>36265186
I am fucking jealous mate, I would absolutely kill for a smoke right now.

Next week I am going to make up for it. Big style.

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How are all you fine lads doing today?
Hoping your easter egg haul is bountiful?

- Kev x

>>36265113
The tea I'm drinking says it's from guangdong province.

>>36265246
mummy brought the easter meal supplies in today, looks like it's going to be a cracking easter weekend desu

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>>36265233
>this man
>not white
b-but his Nigerian grandfather!
fuck off mate, he's white as any other white person

>>36265089
White girls are at uni cant stop talking about this ffs. Who's Augustine?

>>36265248
Your mum is guan on my dong mate.

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>>36265201

absolute fucking state of the PC police

>>36265172

Anon's mum led, Roy into the master bedroom. She loved seeing the look on a man's face when she had taken him to pleasurable heights that he had never experienced before. Being married to Hailey, Roy's sex life had remained largely unsatisfying for years.

As she led Royston into the bed, her arousal was evident for him to see, and he too, had become extremely excited. He felt an intense guilt, but his inner primal beast meant Anon's mum's enticing love tunnel was irresistible, even to him. As he thrust his shaft inside her, she felt a wave of exactsy overcome her, as she was about to give Roy what no other partner could, the heighest point of sexual pleasure. As she herself reached a climax, her tunnel gripped his shaft tight, and drained his masculine fluids deep inside of her.

As the pair laid together that night, anon's brother was about to be conceived, and anon himself was none the wiser.

>>36264841
he's basically no experience of the real world through being shy/intoverted etc so when she asks him something (possibly) sexual he deems it outrageous and she chides him for being so innocent

>>36265283
excellent word play lad. I read in an irish accent seemed fitting tbf

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>>36265318
This is fucking belting.

>>36265271
Augustine I think is the black lad my sister has a picture of in her bedroom. Apparently he's a "sex addict" and he is "just getting into the sauce", according to my sister. I don't even know what that phrase means, but I don't like it.

>>36265321
caligula wouldn't blush at a normal sexual act

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>>36264982

t. cuckold leftie

Morrisey is a pretentious twat

>>36265318
Don't make meme stories about my mum lad or I'll clobber you

>>36265318
kek
thoroughly enjoyed that

>>36265270
>he's white as any other white person

kek holy shit how deluded do you have to be? you can even see hes not white, let me guess you have a black parent but insist you're white?

>>36265357
You call me a cuckold, but I'll be having sex tonight. Will you?

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>>36265318

Nobody can resist Roys manly embrace.

EVERY woman dreams of being in a three way with Roy "Cherry popper" Cropper and Ken Barlow.

>>36265371
don't pretend you're me or i'll clobber you lad
now have a you and fuck off

My mates are so fucking boring lads. All they do is play fucking video games all day. It's seriously pathetic. More so than the average robot

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>>36265385

Eating out the creampie after Rasheed and Jamal fuck your "girlfriend" isn't sex anon.

>>36265344
he wouldn't but morrissey thinks it so outrageous that he thinks he would

>>36265243
You'll be in my prayers lad.

Whereabouts are you?

Might be willing to give you the pleasure of my company if you know what I mean.

(I'm referring to the way prossies imply it)

>>36264982
>I am white, but to be honest the fact you are asking puts me off talking to you.
Why do you care?

You're white, that was the correct answer, I'm not looking down on you or anything

>girl I know got me a job
>it's in a high class call center

do I take it. sounds soul crushing but 1500 a grand a month + commission sounds comfy

High class call center is my new favourite meme lads ngl

>>36265382
let me guess, you're white with brown hair and eyes and all your life you've resented not being an aryan superman?

>>36265415
Ah, so you won't be having sex tonight. Thanks for confirming.

>>36265460
>>girl I know got me a job
Fuck off normie

>>36265460

What will you be selling at the call centre? High quality anal beads lad?

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>>36265480

Neither will you if all your getting is a cream pie courtesy of Jamal and Rasheed.

>>36265455
Yeah but I look down on you for thinking that it's important.

>>36265487
I wish, could get some good banter about customers I reckon. Just selling shitty phone contracts, not sure I could just do that for 10 hours a day desu

>>36265460
>high class call center

How's that different from a regular call centre?

I want to take some mushrooms but I've never taken anything like them before and I'll be on my own. Thinking 1.5g made into tea. What do you reckon?

>>36265502
If I was white, I wouldn't even talk to Paki's, can't understand your mentality but I appreciate it

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just put 5 quid on leeds at 9/2 lads

>>36265512
I was just memeing because that faggot poley says he works in a high class call centre. It's just as soul crushing and depressing as the rest of them, bet they don't even have kettle chips like I've been lead to believe

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>>36265392
Still got a ways to go Roy Boy ;)

>>36265522
Good luck to you lad.

>>36265500
So you're a guy who isn't having sex, and will be sitting alone on a friday night, and you're calling someone who is having sex tonight a "cuckold".

Do you think pepe memes and projection about your fetishes are going to make this pitiful situation better?

Take a moment of self reflection here.

>>36265399
You were replying to me calling my mum a meme lad. That's what the story was about, my mum. Its clobbering time

>>36265544
My call centre has fresh fruit once every fortnight

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>>36265549

Seems like we're even, old friend.

>>36265522
youve already won, we are shit at home and we cant win a game at the moment

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>>36265574

Eating two blokes creampies isn't sex anon, that's literal cuckoldry. Regardless of how you spin it.

>>36265593
>>36265522
>lower league fans
Yuk

>>36265574

Just because you are having sex on this particular evening, doesn't mean the other anon won't be soon.

Asd a general rule, cuckolds do have sex anyway

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>>36265585
>even

oriblocker

>>36265601
>Do you think pepe memes and projection about your fetishes are going to make this pitiful situation better?

Clearly you do. Well, I hope it makes you feel better mate. Enjoy your wank tonight.

>>36265616
>Just because you are having sex on this particular evening, doesn't mean the other anon won't be soon.

Somehow I doubt it.

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Wrote the intro to one of my essays, time to take the laptop in bed and wank for 7 hours because i have no motivation to continue on hahaha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KATxruxyo

>>36265601
literally nothing wrong with that though :)

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>>36265642

> Enjoy your wank tonight.

Enjoy Jamal and Rasheeds cum.

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Docanon here. Just typing up my exclusive report on a documentary about Chinese internet addicts (assuming people want to read it).

>>36265575
i'm not gonna argue with you about who's mum got done by roy, i'm happy for it to be about your mum lad, I thought he was talking about my mum seeing how he linked my post
okay so for the record then, it was your mum spent that love fuelled night with roy

>"Haha guys, I'm having sex tonight and you're not, look who's superior now!"

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>>36265639

You may have more notches on your bedpost, Ol' Kenny, but I've got the BIGGEST dick. And that's a fact!

>>36265668

I watched a documentary on Chinese internet addicts once, so I might have seen.

Looking forward to the report.

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>>36265683
Gluing Hayley's old cock on to the front of yours doesn't actually count.

>>36265682
why does everyone here seem to have sex? i am 23 complete virgin and honestly i might just leverage that into seeing a mistress/madame and going the perm chastity humiliation route to keep it interesting desu.

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>>36265713

Look, mines THIS big. And as thick as a pork pie too!

>>36265682
I don't think it makes me a superior human being.

I just think it's a bit ironic that some lad is calling me a cuckold when he's sitting alone wanking into a sock tonight and every night and I'm having sex.

>>36265718

I was 22 when I lost mine, I'm 26 now, so you can recover and get it naturally, but nothing wrong with getting an escort either.

>>36265718

they dont

they just pretend they do and pretend that they aren't a worthless loser

>>36265737
You can have sex and be a massive cuck all the same.

>>36265522
>>36265593
You've convinced me to chuck a tenner on it lads

>>36265683
I should try to get a job writing for the Sunday Sport man, I'd love to get paid to make up stupid stories like that.

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>>36265737

> I'm having sex.

For the last time. Eating another blokes cum from your "girlfriends" cooch isn't sex.

Check it out with Dr Steve Brule is pretty good lads.

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>>36265760

I have a whole folder dedicated to those stories. Some are fucking great.

Jock here. How do I into English girls?

Can't believe I've been getting baths in swimming shorts all these years. Its so much better naked.

>>36265775
Is that the type of porn you like or something? You seem to have a bit of an obsession there mate.

Pretty sure you're going to reply to this with more details about your fetish though.

>>36265795
they will probably think youre irish, so tell them your father was an ira member, they will either be scared and have sex with you out of fear, or feel like you were very hard done by and have sex with you to make up for all the evil that was done against the ira

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>>36265735
I've been in your shop. I know for a fact that's a lie.

The pork pies you sell are those tiny ones, what a utter nonce.

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>4 day weekend
>on antibiotics, can't drink
What is even the point? This is going to be a long weekend. It's only friday and I already want to kill myself

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>>36265812

Oh fuck. My secret is out.
Please don't tell anyone. Maybe we can come to some sort of... arrangement?

>>36265522
can't say i'm too confident tonight lad

>>36265513
dunno if it's a good idea if you are on your own whenever i've known people do them they've had someone with them just in case

>>36265810
What if I put on a Welsh accent?

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>>36265848
Stay off my turf boy. Coronation Street is my clay.

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>>36265808

Who mentioned porn lad?

Your the one who thinks sex is cuckoldry and is fighting bitterly to prove it.

>>36265865
you get laughed at and then no girl wants to touch you

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Yeah I'm sure some have watched this before because it's interesting to lads like us
>Daxing Bootcamp, China
>one of 400 government build rehab centers
>China is the 1st country to declare internet addiction a clinical disorder
>it is seen as the #1 public health threat to teens
>treatment usually lasts 3 months and has a 70% success rate
>the lads are made to do military drills and clean their rooms, which any robot would hate
>drillmasters are pretty strict so there's some tears and anger along the way
>also there are doctors and therapists
>they do seem to actually care and run group, 1 on 1 as well as family therapy
>there are also teachers since a lot of addicts have incomplete education
I once say much more since I recommend it if you havent seen it. The stories of some of the lads will hit pretty close to home for some of you, in terms of how these kids are spending their youth and how they see the world. One doctor pretty much summed it up with this "they think the real world is not as good as the virtual world". I cant see any similar camps being set up over here but I could see it helping some people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsor_FoHv7A&list=PL0vcsrxTSWngWLpHcLnnncafNsgUybC3M&t=205s&index=2

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>>36265867

And what if I dont, dear friend?

got to work 10 minutes ago and don't have any din dins lined up because the co-op next door closed at 6:30

getting peckish already lads, I'm scared

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>>36265893
Remember this with Mike.
Well unlike you, I took action and will again.
Let's just way, you will become a cropper.

>>36265791
I'm going to write up a few and send them in, see what they think.

It's basically the closest thing to professional shitposting I can think of.

>>36265878
What's with this Anglo bullying all the time? Such arseholes

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>>36265952

Feel my wrath!

reminder lads, dont fall for the relationship jew

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>TFW you are so irrelevant that you aren't going to get nuked in WW3.

Lol, enjoy your nuclear holocaust England

Remember lads, dont fall for the MGTOW jeww

>>36265990

>implying glorious Northumberland will be touched

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>>36265971
>>36265952
alright, lads. why are you fighting?

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>>36265990

> Implying we wont let loose zombie sheep to eat all Welshman

Oh boy...

>>36266005
It's funny that the MGTOW lads pretend that it's a choice.

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>>36266016

Begone Kirk, or you'll get the same treatment.

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Gents, I would like to formally ask you to post your waifus/husbandos/waffengiest.

>>36265246
I'm good Kev, hope you're doing well yourself.

Not had any eggs yet, haven't seen much of my family yet, though. Plus, I think I'm of the age now where people don't buy me eggs.

So I matched with this girl on Tinder that I sort of know, and have always had a soft spot for. Figured this might be my chance.

What the fuck do I say?

>>36265879
Thanks doclad. Keep up the good work.

>>36265990
think wales is getting targeted first to make sure the nuclear weapons are aligned properly

>>36266062

> What the fuck do I say?

Nothing.
If she's on Tinder she's had miles and miles of dick.

That should make that "soft spot" you have for her fade.

>>36265879
Ah i've seen this one

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>>36266014
it will because if it's ever left to its own devices it will form an empire

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>>36265990
>when the nukes go off, those in the mountains will be saved and all the city people will die
>tfw the principality of Wales will live but London and other major cities in England will die
Hmmmm, interesting turn of events

>>36266078
most girls use tinder to date

>>36264922
Rank 3 is truly the master race. Gud enough to rank, but not autistic enough to hit legend

>>36266085

> Implying us Englishmen wont live on as cave and sewer dwelling trogs that creep out and snap Welsh necks when we get peckish

Better get read, Daffyd.

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over a decade later and I'd still smash goth rosie

>>36266088

> Most girls use tinder to date
> Most girls
> Tinder to date

Nobody uses Tinder to date. And most women do not use it. Unless of course, you can prove to me that they do?

qt asian girl in the new star wars movie

fuck yeah

>>36266062
If you know her, it should be easy to start a conversation.

>>36266078
Ah, the bitter virgins are out tonight.

>>36266078
so what? it's not like he's going to marry her. tinder is for one night stands.

>>36266122

> Not wanting to get an STD makes you a bitter virgin

I guess you've got AIDs then?

>>36266122
I'm fine for chatting, just need an opener really. Thinking of going with "hey you look familiar" or something to break the ice

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>>36266016
WHAT ARE YOU DOING KIRK!

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>>36266108
I think I stopped watching when she stopped being goth. Coincidence mind you.

what are you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3nPiBai66M

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>>36266136

> Wanting to be a cuck and slave to the roast

Hello nine gag.

>>36265857

I'm thinking about getting my gf (who's likely to be my ex-gf by this time) to sit in. She's a good person and will understand my motives. Otherwise I'll be alone in this

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>>36266108

What was that son?

>>36265990
>>36266085
we'll all die from nuclear fallout tbqh, 20 nukes on the island regardless where they are will fuck everything up

>>36266161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_L9StvhLhU

>>36266143
You never heard of a johnny? I know you've never had cause to use one, but have you never even heard of one?
>>36266155
Yep that sounds good to me.

>>36266120
you have obviously never used tinder if you think most girls use it to just fuck everyone. ive got over 100 matches and only a few of them where actually looking to hook up with guys. it may be a hook up app but girls are retarded.

>>36266161
love a bit of the cure lad, top taste

as long as we can agree disintegration is their best

>>36266191

Never heard about condoms breaking?

Ofcourse not. You never knew that scab on your bellend was a disease did you?

>>36266136
Tinder is for talking to bots and swiping left on rancid sluts at a mile a minute until you find someone nice

>>36266194
Not him but that's exactly what Tinder is for. I've never met a girl that doesn't use it for a quick hookup.

>>36266161

Song for the ladies there

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>>36266194

> Tinder girls don't want sex anon! Honest!
> Ignores the tens of thousands of girls on there specifically looking for sex

Have fun with your gal that's been everyones pal. :)

>>36265256
Sounds pretty enjoyable. Enjoy it for me lad.
>>36266054
Happy to hear that. I am feeling great and sexy, so thank you :)
That is a shame. Hopefully you can get into the supermarkets on Tuesday and get the remaining eggs on the shelves. Quite miss a Cadbury's egg myself.

>>36266161
Pretty great song. Cure are tip top.

- Kev x

>>36266161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt2LK7C1MK8

Are you sad?
Do you sleep in your room at night?
Do you need pills for your moods?
Or someone to hold you?

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>tfw started lying to my parents about going out drinking with mates because they wanted me to get out more
>tfw buy a 3l bottle of frosty jacks like a tramp and sit in a park browsing r9k until 2am every friday
Why do I do this to myself?

>>36266211
you probably just know slutty girls because all the girls i have met use it to date except for a few i have spoke to only tinder. as i said before, pretty much all the girls i match with say they using it to meet a decent guy, friends or to chat.

>>36266232
>Well I've seen one screenshot that was posted on here so everyone who is having sex is an idiot and I'm actually the best for being a virgin!

It's funny the mental gymnastics that people do to convince themselves to continue living.

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mum just gave me all my easter eggs. what did you lads get?

>>36266232
you're just being stupid now. i said most, not all. obviously some do.

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Breaking news: I disguised myself as a Briton to help the flow of the discussion here, but I am actually a Yank spy

Greetings islandfags

>>36266256

This reminds me of the minecraft anon who used to drive to an industrial estate carpark and sleep there in his car

>>36266279
this pretty sad lad, how old are you?

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>>36266270

There's a few thousand screenshots that people have taken.

You still haven't proven to me that Tinder is used for dating and not overwhelmingly for casual sex.

And that's because you know deep down I'm right.

>>36266256

Tricky situation. I would advise getting a car but I suppose you want them to think you're drinking.

Maybe you could find a quiet pub somewhere and go in there.

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>there are people that actually use Tinder to find meaningful relationships

kek never going to happen kiddos

>>36266282
Think of it as training when you have to leave and try to set up a /usafeel/

>>36266279

I got one off my mam but I've been getting them from the paki shop for weeks.

I really fucking hate pakis, lads.

Originally

>>36266282
>t.Yorkshire anon
nice try lad, now back down t' pits would you please

>>36266282

poor b8

robotfilter

>>36266319

Me too.

Did you hear about all the paki rape gang that got charged recently?

Literally 9 of em were called Mohammad, yet the police kept saying at first that it was whites and not "Asians" that did it.

>>36266295
20, it's not like i asked for them i don't give a shit about easter

>>36266279
I only get 1 big 10 quid one these days, sad times. I used to get a video game every easter when I was younger

>>36266299
>There's a few thousand screenshots that people have taken.

yeah but there are millions of users. you havent provided evidence that they all use it to hook up.

i know you're not right because i actually use the app

you're also not taking into consideration a persons area. girls in america might use it differently than here in england

>>36266336
Of course, those white girls WANTED it. They lured innocent asian men into their honeypot trap.

>>36266343
ouch lad, i think you need your mum to stop coddling you a little

>>36266348

No because it's a basic fact.
Do I need to prove gravity is real or that oxygen exists too?

> British girls are purer anon! Different from Americans!

Don't delude yourself.

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Sat comfy, relaxing music, dinner cooking, got a brew and heavy rain outside.
This is pretty comfy.

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Ni hao, Yinggan.

Wo shi Harold Shipman, ni de Yisheng he zhongwen laoshi

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Who's /noeggsthisyear/ here?

>>36266423

I have no eggs this year
------
Wo Jin nian yau bu dan

>>36266299
She sounds good fun! I'd definitely meet up with her.

>She made a joke about giving blowjobs, what an evil person

You're a sad, joyless guy anon.

>>36266423
i got one but only because it's from some special offer or something, i wasn't listening when she was explaining but it ended with '...so it was basically free'

>>36266451

t. guy who will marry a slut in the future who will cuck him relentlessly

That's pretty grim lad, I'd rather date a girl who wasn't open about shit like that, there's something called decency

>>36266379
It's not a basic fact. You think it is because your info of tinder is second hand.

I would prefer it if they all used it to hook up, I would be drowning in pussy, but they don't. In fact, if casual sex was so easy as you suggest, a lot more fellas would be getting sex.

>>36266305
I had the same idea, unfortunately every pub where I live is an absolute shithole. Believe it or not, freezing my tits off in a park is the better and safer option.

>>36266476
I'm not saying you marry a girl like that.
>>36266488
I didn't say anything about dating either.

She's 19. If I was that age or in my early 20s, I'd be well into that. A girl who is fun, good looking, likes to drink, likes to fuck, what could be better for someone that age?

Don't be so uptight lads.

>>36266423
I'm a very picky eater. I have never eaten eggs.

>>36266511
>good looking

She's a 6 at best, the only thing going for her is those chebs and she only has those because she's fat

>>36266498

> A hook up app is used for hooking up
> B-b-b-but that's not a basic fact, it's hidden esoteric knowledge

> I would prefer it if they all used it to hook up, I would be drowning in pussy

Bad news. Your ugly.

>>36266511

> Don't be so uptight lads.
> Be a cuckold and get aids from fucking "fun" sluts like I plan to

I'd rather not tbqhfam

>>36266299
I met the nicest girl I've come across in a very long time on tinder.

>>36266530
Nice dodge. If I was ugly i wouldwnr get matches.

You're probably a virgin.

>>36266511
>likes to drink
>likes to fuck

that's the problem with girls these days, none of them stick to good traditional values

>>36266585

And I've once met a nice black man who wasn't trashy and ghetto.

Does that mean they're all like that, and we should let all the 1+ billion Africans come over?

>>36266604
>black
>must be african

Weren't you just arguing that all girls on tinder are slags looking for porking?

>>36266529
I'm not Brad Pitt myself Anon, she's in my range.

I suppose you only bang 9+?

>>36266554
I've shagged loads of fun sluts and I've never gotten AIDS or any other STD.

Instead I've got loads of good memories of having fun with girls.

>>36266585
I've met loads of girls on Tinder. Almost everyone who is single and in their 20s uses Tinder.

>>36266603
Haha fuck your traditional values you boring bastard, you're an old man before your time.

>>36266590

If you weren't ugly, you'd be getting some on a hookup site.

If you aren't, it's clear that your a 2/10.
I understand now why you think there's nothing wrong with sluts.

It's your only chance at getting any without paying for extensive plastic surgery on your face.

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Don't forget St Elliot

>effort post didnt get many (you)s
>shoulder and knees hurt
>out of weed
>mummy annoyed because I had so much washing up in my room
Who else here /bitsad/?

>>36266623
He's right Anon, you sound like an incredibly bitter virgin.

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>>36266631

Don't forget Saint Harold

>>36266530
Most men use pof for casual sex but that is a dating site

You're clueless lad

>>36266603
everyone on the planet throughout history likes those things. it's the only enjoyment in life.

>>36266619

And weren't you just saying that Tinder wasn't full of sluts without providing anything but personal anecdotes?

>>36266620

> never gotten AIDS or any other STD.

Yet.

I could piss in the sink a thousand times and not get caught. Doesn't mean someone wont walk in one day.

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>>36266633
Here's a picture of a canine wearing cowboy boots, I hope this helps make you feel a bit better anon.

>>36266654
>I could piss in the sink

Weird that you've chosen that as an analogy.

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>>36266645
What about St Hillman?

>>36266654
And weren't we both just this second agreeing that neither argument has any basis and we're both retards?

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Dinner's sorted lads. What you having?

I'm deleting 4chan. I will return in a month. Farewell

>>36266620
Christ I'm glad my gf kept her virginity, you'll never understand the sheer pleasure of taking something so sentimental to someone that you really care about. Enjoy your casual sex I suppose, but it really isn't for me and the fact you look down on people for being into that is a bit pathetic, it's almost like you link your value in life to how many girls you've fucked. The fact you aren't in your early 20s and using Tinder is also very sad

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>didn't add enough water to my rice again

>>36266669

Where do you think we are?

>>36266675

No. Your the retard that is willingly being cucked.

>>36266692
Did it burn, lad?

>>36266666
out of curiosity that killed the cat

>>36266623
Youre retarded lol. And you have obviously never used tinder.

>I know they are all all sluts because 4chan and family told me

Fellas use the likes of okcupid for casual sex and that isn't a book hook up site. People use the apps how they like. You're bloody edgy and obvs have never been close to a women.

>>36266725

> I know they are all all sluts because 4chan and family told me

Please show me where I claimed this.

>>36266709
nah it doesn't burn, it just really hard

>>36266704
I'm hardly on there looking for my future wife now am I

Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

>>36266654
>it's almost like you link your value in life to how many girls you've fucked

Sounds like projection to me - you're obviously a bit insecure about it.

I'm glad your gf told you she was a virgin though.

>>36266752

No, your on there looking for disease ridden women who likely have daddy issues.

Working where I work, I have realised a disproportionate amount of pakis have AMEX

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Pick a location on this map, and I'll drive to it.

out of pute boredom

>>36266756
Gonna try and avoid watching the trailer if I can

>>36266757
>sounds like projection to me
>proceeds to project

haha oh man

>>36266742
It's obvious that your knowledge is based on anecdotes. I was taking the piss. You bitter cunt.

>>36266757

"it's almost like you link your value in life to how many girls you've fucked"

You're quoting someone else and attributing it to me.

You should be quoting >>36266688

>>36266768
That's what we've been telling you mate, it's a paki card.
>>36266787
>no your projection is projecting!

Getting a bit ridiculous lad.

>>36266800
When did I deny I was projecting? You're the one saying it devalues my point but then proceeds to do it. Bit sad lad

>>36266791

And yet you've failed to show me the proof of your claims.

I'm waiting anon. Or don't you have any?

>>36266236
thanks Kev, you are a good dude

>>36266195
i'd agree, although I do like the album three imaginary boys

My local B&M were selling off their milk because the fridge broke. Bought 16 pints of whole milk for 60 pence.

What do I do with it?

>>36266799
Ah sorry mate.

...do you piss in the sink though? I suppose it saves water.

>>36266772

Exactly where you are.

>>36266772
Napton on the Hill.

Take pics.

Well lads, would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

>>36266822

Bake a cake, or maybe some scones

>>36266787
>"Haha" damage control

I'm not involved in this conversation but you automatically lose the argument when you do this.

>>36266823

> He doesn't have piss bottles to throw at normies

>>36266822
Drink it all lad and see what happens

>>36266822
have a bath in it

>>36266823
I flush my toilet once a week to save water.

>Has a filter
>is by far the least original board on 4chan with the least amount of variety between threads

Rly makes u thnk

>>36266800
>That's what we've been telling you mate, it's a paki card.
Even if I increase the credit limit?

>>36266850
>I'm not involved in this conversation
haha sure you aren't lad ;)

>>36266766
Mate I've already had a relationship with the absolute worst most fucked up in the head "reformed" slut you could possibly imagine, anything is better than that and all I'm really worth

>>36266880
I'm actually on your side, I think girls who whore around and the people who shag them are absolutely disgusting. But the "haha" damage control thing totally destroys your argument.

Is 5 credit cards too much?

>>36266819
You haven't proved your claim either. All you have done is screen shot a picture and say it's a hook up app. You don't even have personal experince experience to back up your claims. Go and speak to any other fella that users the app and he will pobs tell you the same thing.

1 credit card is too much you dumb paki.

>>36266905
Buy me a few hundred quid in google play vouchers

>>36266874
If you make it a platinum card then it's a white person's card.

But anything below that is a paki card.

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>see this in a bit of my jizz

should i be worried?

Eden sleeping while I creep freaking still stalking left no right start ignition these dream blistering skidding on the roof the roof is hugged a belt beaten with your fat fucking stench WENCH claim from under the thirst and follow through I got brown gold for u fALL through but never grew bird bird get in bed rest your head with thos yous that left with the death of the cleft operation but why tyre this light is brighter fore a thinking of the strange cat is all you can do and look up straight up and felt this feel after me.

>>36266946
fucking hell lad yes, you don't use tinder do you?

>>36266962
yeh i do actually why?

>>36266946
If you're under 40 and it's never happened to you before then it's almost certainly nothing to worry about.

If it keeps happening then see your doctor.

Nihao /brit/ zuijin hao ma?

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>tfw there is a chance I could live for another 60-80 years

>>36266922
umm actually grown ups have credit cards

Not going waste time explaining it

>>36266991
im 24 lad, never happened before at least not that iv noticed

got a bit of a panic on tbqhwy

>>36266772
Long lawford

>>36266841
What is it with the sudden retard push? I see bus stops have some weird downey posters on display. Why is Maltesers pushing disabled fetishes?

>>36266772
silverstone and pick me up lad haha will be a proper craic

First for homo cock suck and ass lick

>>36267053
you must hate when the british grand prix is on

>>36267027
Guess it's just the latest thing they're focusing on. All it's gonna do is make kids say 'oi mate you look like the retard from a Maltesers ad!'

Alright lads, miss me? Sorry been a bit quiet lately. How you all

>>36266947

Guess which song I was listening to while I wrote that lads

*sipping fosters*

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>>36267077
Sounds like pretty solid banter.

>>36267025
Most likely it's absolutely nothing lad, just a bit of inflammation.

At your age there's no reason to panic at all.

>>36267063
Lol that's mad man are you gay?

>>36267027
>>36267077
Lazy fucking adverting creatives who want to look innovative without doing the hard work of actually coming up with an innovative idea.

>>36267111
>blood literally coming out of his dick
>no reason to panic

i'd at least get checked out if i was him, young people can get diseases too

>>36267111
isn't testiuclar cancer more common in young men?

>>36267137
The only serious thing it could be is prostate cancer and the chances of getting that when you're 24 are absolutely miniscule. I wouldn't be surprised if it had never happened to a 24 year old.

>>36267153
That isn't a symptom of testicular cancer.

>>36267153
Just try some good old fashion ass lick

i once thought i had chlamydia because my dick was sore after shagging a girl bareback. when ever i pissed it stung and when i came it stung even worse. nearly went the doctors but the pain completely went away after a few days. think my dick was just sore because i was cumming too much.

>>36267167
I'm not trying to say it's serious, might just be a minor infection, but those can turn into some serious problems

Looks a bit poo to be honest, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

>>36267075
i hate every day anyway lad

>>36267190
>literally copying the plot of kotor2

Got a spot on the inside of my nostril
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36267183
Yeah he should see a doctor for sure if he's concerned. And he should 100% see a doctor if it happens again.

But most likely it will never happen again and it was just nothing. But yeah, I'd never discourage someone from seeing a doctor.

Thread theme lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>>36267111
thanks lad, iv been on a bit of tinder binge recently might have to delete the app and give my cock a rest

Follow a lot of yank artists on twatter.

They seem to have a problem where they have a go at people for generalising anyone or groups of people over anything but constantly retweet shit about how they hate all men because some Chad did something bad.

Seems rather hypocritical.

>>36267010

Shen ma shi yinghua 'zuijin'

>>36267190
looks meh. hope it is good but it probably wont be. not sure if i have just went off star wars or Disney are making plebby films

>>36267190
Is it going to turn out that the Mary Sue was a master Jedi all along?

any fembots in this general?

>>36267053

I actually would, I'm fairly close where do you want taking?

>>36267190
i don't get the meme of the force awakens was shit. wasn't it basically universally acclaimed

>>36267264
i dont know why you would have hope, disney have proven they cant do star wars films

>>36267271
Yeah, buy me a kebab and i'll let ya work me flange

>>36267271
maybe. why do you ask?

ori ori

>>36267249
Massively hypocritical and it does my head in. Saw a woman on there complain about agism in the same tweet after she said something that was massively sexist towards men. Felt like calling her out about it but I use my real name on there I'm worried what that would do to my reputation. I suppose I'm part of the problem.

I Don't know where to ask this but im trying to connect a driver to an amp, what cables do i need?

>>36267280
It was never going to get bad reviews even if the main character was a walking turd.