Are Female Robots Real?

she's a clear sub-stacy that just happens to be <7/10

robots don't smile in pics unless they're told to

>>36260436
They are real but you would rather not be near one.

yes, but they are always fat, ugly or riddled with pimples.

>>36260436
no, female robots do not exist. the female equivalent of a robot is a 35 year old fat single mother with multiple STDs.

>>36260460
Hey good thing I don't give a fuck about either of those things.

I just want a loner gamer gf regardless of looks or mental ilnesses

>>36260436
What is a 'Cordoba'?

Is it good?

>>36260487
>loner
>gamer gf

Pick one

>>36260436
>tfw no long distance overweight robot gf to have long skype conversations with and never meet irl because we're both too anxious

>>36260436
Female "robots" are on par with male and female cyborgs, just like how in social skills most high-functioning female autists are on par with typically developed males and above male autists.

>>36260470
im a 26 year old riddled with mental illnesses so you were really close.

not a mother/std carrier.

>>36260691
>im a 26 year old riddled with mental illnesses so you were really close.
>not a mother/std carrier.
are you thin? please be my gf.

>>36260773
I am, sure. I want a bf, pls tell me how to contact you.

>>36260691
Y-You are Real? Please be my gf

>>36260804
Yeah, I am real. I can prove it if we talk, I just dont want to post pics on r9gay.

>>36260779
Are you europe or US and do you want a younger bf?

>>36260820
please post screenshots after you catfish these guys dude, it's gonna be great

im not really a real robot, just popped in today in a fit of boredom, but im a lesbian anyways so gl

will probably never come back after this session so yeah i can see why there are no girls here

gotta look elsewhere if you want an autist gf my pal

>>36260779
Is skype fine? Email me your skype, [email protected]

This thread makes me sad. 4chan isn't a fucking dating website

>>36260836
US, how much younger? I can travel if we ever get to that point.

>>36260840
I don't want to fuck with people, I am just lonely as fuck right now. Every robot who adds me is usually 18 so nothing comes of it.

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yep
although denial of the fact is pretty standard for a robot

>>36260878
I'm 20 in EU. And I game a lot. Vidya would probably be our main bonding point.

[email protected]

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>>36260820
And how do I contact you?

>>36260852
isn't it?
>>>/soc/

>>36260779
Do you have a butt? What is it like is it perky

>>36260436
>Are female robots real?

Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emB4txMDxzU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQaRDZgtEVk

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>>36260884
By that profiles I have to be a hermaphrodyte.

>>36260495
How do I know you are Italian?

>>36260884
Ugly guy with all of the female characteristics mentioned

>>36260912
>1st video
>Ratings disabled
What did she mean by this?

>>36260912
>that hoe mentions she's shy
>stopped watching right there

God, I hate shy people so much. I hope the next holocaust takes care of them first.

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>>36261115
>>36261053
She's more robot than you. Pic related

>>36261154

> muh all illnesses on the spectrum


gtfo

>>36261154
Nah She is Fake

>>36261154
Oh nigger please, she's the stereotype of an unstable woman, nothing special about her.

I could count on one hand how many similar gals I've met.

The fact that she had several cocks makes it even more disgusting - how can she be so irresponsible with her dysfunctional personality and then engage in a relationship? Fucking attention-seeking whore, that's what she is.

>>36261154
you're a gullible fool

this is classic histrionic behavior

>>36261170
>>36261181
>>36261200

you're clearly triggered and in denial, because if she's real (which she is), that means you have no one to blame for your failure but yourself.

>>36261248
what on earth are you on about you fucking imbecile?

how did you learn to operate a computer with a mind so devoid of capacity of thinking?

>>36260892
I will email you.

>>36260893
[email protected]

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>>36261308
That's what I'm asking myself too. This nigger gets an F in Reading Comprehension, what a fucking faggot.

>>36261338
sharp edge, kid

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>>36261397
Not really edge.

>>36261408
phahahahaha why are you so proud of your ""mental illnesses""? no one cares

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>>36261408
Sex: F
Insta-boner.
Can I join you menage au trois?
It will be a menage a quatre then :^]

The females on this site are all angsty sluts with bpd. Not sure Why.

>>36261437
I'm just giving robots an early warning.

>>36261437
>Sex: F

that's all you need to know
women are massive attention whores

>>36261470
>angsty sluts with bpd
10/10

>>36261471
warning about what? all you have is two normie mental illnesses which are very common. you're nothing special

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>>36261115
You thought she's just a shy girl. Then I've proven that she's more robot than you. And you doubled down. Just admit that you're wrong, k?

>>36261308
>>36261347
Not an argument.

Social anxiety? check
Introversion? check
Depression? check
No friends? check

Admit it, she's a female robot and you are in denial.

Checkmate.

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>>36261518
Wait, was that a contest on who has more of a pathetic existence? That flew over my head ... so, I guess I'm defeated and am gonna kill myself since I cannot live with this shame.

Also
>Not an argument.
>Stefbot cuntfirmed
>in desperate need of conflict
That's all I need to know to discredit you as a human grown education resistance.

>>36260691
>I'm not 35, a mother ,nor do I have stds
>but your close
>*kick back and wait for orbiters*
Gross.

>>36261154
>ex-boyfriend
>robot

Uh no

slut

>Are Female Robots Real?

Maybe, there was a girl i used to sit with in high school who was into math, was quiet and hated social networks so there's that. Wasn't bad looking either. Too bad I was autistic to do anything about it.

Also, thread related - female robot: the movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwytTsUy0kg

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>>36260939
>>36261023
the hardest part of getting out of that mindset is that you're so self-aware that any of your own attempts at self-improvement feel inauthentic and surface-level, and are met with cynicism.

The advice for people in this position about self-talk and tricks to change your mentality all seem like chintzy new-age self-help garbage that (it feels like) only an idiot could be swayed by. The fact of the matter is, though, that even being completely aware of how those exercises function doesn't actually stop them from having their affect. Using that same mindfulness/self awareness that is the source of all the cynicism to catch, interrupt, and replace negative or self deprecating self-talk is what makes the difference and eventually the change in the long run.

>>36261939
Yeah, yeah, I know all that jazz. My only remedy though is to move from my dysfunctional family in order to embrace positivity in my life again (or for once).

Thanks for the effort, but I am aware of it for quite some time. A monthly income and a roof over my head are everything I need to find redemption.

>>36262029
well that seems attainable

>>36262230
Seems so but not for me. Am searching for almost three years like an idiot for an apprenticeship without success, and I'd rather kill myself than wage-slaving, just getting out from one shithole into another.

I'm almost on the brink of considering to ... study.