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It's that time of the day again, where you hug your sister/brother/mother/father/cousin

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It's that time of the day again, where you hug your sister/brother/mother/father/cousin, tell them you love them, and post the results. Go ahead anon
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>>36254379
Probably Ellen Page
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Time for a one hour bump
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Daily reminder that pineapples are delicious
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Guess I could bump with a little story, maybe more nice stuff about my mom
>12
>First period
>Defcon fucking 1
>Throwing up, blinding migraines, cramps
>Mom sat with my while I threw up, had me taking more pain killers than Brett Favre for the headaches, and would massage my stomach while I cried into her
Thankfully nowadays it's defcon 3 max, at worst I get a few headaches and very rarely cramp
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>>36263092
Thank god, I'm a man, every single thing about a period sounds horrible.


Also where the fuck is beargguy? he better return with news about how he impregnated his sister.
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>no relatives around
>hugged my dog and told him how much i loved him

He gave me a licc
Made me feel good
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>>36263359
Shoot it sounds like you guys have it harder, more pressure to do stuff and be responsible, take initiative, I'd die
I thought the omnigger thing would draw him out, he'll come around eventually, unlike me he's got a life
>>36263409
Before I left today I hugged my cat, he purred for a bit but stopped and gave me a dirty look eventually
He's fucking 16lbs, he's not even fat, just muscle
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>>36263502
>more pressure to do stuff and be responsible, take initiative,
Well I guess, but I'm sure that's just part of growing up.
I mean you're still 19 you have it easy, your dad still kinda spoils you and now you have a boyfriend and if you're lucky enough you can chain him to the weight that is marriage and then get spoiled and get everything from him.
Then again if things don't work out with K and you let years pass I can totally see you mom, trying to kick you out.
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>>36263748
Wait till you passed 40, and are mentally still 16, and wondering why your pubes are turning gray
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>>36263748
>you have a boyfriend and if you're lucky enough you can chain him to the weight that is marriage and then get spoiled and get everything from him.
That's a cynical way to look at marriage
>Then again if things don't work out with K and you let years pass I can totally see you mom, trying to kick you out.
Maybe, but I doubt it, at 25 probably
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>>36263409
Dear god, I can't imagine living in Australia.
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I hugged my sister this morning, it's the first time in months. Me and my parents got her out of an abusive relationship a couple of weeks ago and she's refused physical contact. We held it for what seemed like hours, and she cried a lot. I think it's a good step.
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>>36264129
Why didn't you step in for her quicker? Bad nii-chan
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>>36263748
>Well I guess, but I'm sure that's just part of growing up.
That's the case. Women can not grow up even if they tried to. They are mental retard children throughout their whole life and you are supposed to support them along with the whole society. They fucking suck and should be eradicated.
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I've been isolated from human contact besides work for coming up to a year now. I don't even know my family anymore. Thanks for reminding me.
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>>36264155
Her situation isn't really a simple one. I'm doing what I can now.
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>tfw to smart to hug relatives
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>>36264224
Care to give more details friend?
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>>36264232
>To smart

Yes, yes you are
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>>36264204
Wew calm down there, misogynist. Women do live life in easy mode but it's nothing to get that worked up over.
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>>36264258
>Throws up "u so misogynistic" ""argument""
>Actually agrees with what I said

You are working yourself, nigger.
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>>36264242
She was in an abusive relationship, as in almost daily beatings and rape. Two weeks ago, almost like executing a police operation, we actually broke into his house, dragged her out, and just drove away. Now she's safe and finally starting to come back a little these last few days. Like this morning being the first time she's willingly made physical contact with one of us.
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>>36264392
Has the asshole tried to reach her? Are y'all pressing charges?
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>>36264446
I don't know if he has, we destroyed her phone and laptop on the way and I live about 400 miles away from him. Our parents are handling everything legal and police related, I'm not really concerned, my focus is taking care of my sister.
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>>36264517
I take back my bad nii-chan then. Take good care of her. It sounds like she needs you more now than ever
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Just an opinion nobody asked for, but I think rape is worse than murder, and should have a mandatory death penalty if convicted.
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>>36264566
I take issue on one part though: the increasing amount of fake take accusations. Would you be prepared to execute innocent men simply because a roastie changed her mind?
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>>36264601
Again, just an opinion. There would need to be more proof before convictions, and false claims would likely drop in rate and be punished more severely.
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>>36264566
>implying every crime shouldn't be punished by death
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>>36264660
That's a hornet nest...I respect your opinion, and agree in principle. But logistical matters for it would be an absolute nightmare
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>>36264694
So a speeding ticket should result in .40 Cal to brain?
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>>36264660
>punished more severely
With the death penalty?
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Hugged my brother. He was happy. I think he's a secret siscon.

>>36264566
Nooo don't. You have no idea how frequent the suggestion "accuse him of rape" gets brought up in revenge conversations between women. Not super often, but I've overheard it multiple times.
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>>36264694
You know I've thought very much on what the best way to handle criminality would be over the last months, and this is the conclusion I came to too. Good seeing another anon coming to the same point.
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>>36264725
There would be a massive drop in criminals.
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>>36264779
Do you drive anon?
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>>36264793
Are you asking me if I've gotten a ticket?
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>>36264771
>I think he's a secret siscon.
Of course he is, he's a brother there all siscons.
Are you a secret brocon?

>You have no idea how frequent the suggestion "accuse him of rape" gets brought up in revenge conversations between women
Fucking roasties!
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>>36264807
I am, and more broadly, have you been a perfect angel while driving?
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>>36264823
No, I've never gotten a ticket.
>have you been a perfect angel while driving
I doubt anyone has.
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>>36264840
So, you admit to commiting crimes that simply haven't been observed or persued?


Would you be willing to die for a minor traffic violation anon?
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>>36264871
>So, you admit to commiting crimes that simply haven't been observed or persued
It's like asking people if they haven't lied. Chances are, they have. If nobody knows, it didn't happen
>Would you be willing to die for a minor traffic violation
That's incentive to not fuck up and be an idiot.
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>>36264822
Yes but no. I wanna be super affectionate 'cause he's my aniki but no to anything explicitly sexual.

It's the stacies man. They really don't care who they hurt.
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>>36264994
Forgot to add greentext. The two lines are different responses.
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>>36264994
>but no to anything explicitly sexual
Don't you mean yes because he's your aniki?
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>>36264923
See you on the firing line then anon
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>>36265075
Yeah, y-you too, senpai
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>>36265037
I mean I'd be okay with like a handjob or something. We bathed together until we were like 10/11 and I'd crawl into his bed until I was an adult (frequent anxiety-related panic attacks) so we're pretty physically close, but I don't think I'd personally take sexual pleasure from it.

wew I am being too open today. lack of sleep is getting to me.
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>>36265158
C...Could you be our first gay anon? We have lots of lesbians, but not a gay anon yet
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>>36265158
>I'd be okay with like a handjob or something
Go big or go home. If you're gonna go there you might as well. I mean not in just a physical sense, you'd think your brother would see you as more than just a lay because you're his sister.
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>>36265228
I'm not trying to attention whore but I'm a fembot Sorry to disappoint. Also, there's tons of gay r9k boys around I have no idea what you're talking about. The homo shit is half of what keeps me on this board.

>>36265237
That's not it. I just couldn't look at him sexually. I'd see it more like giving him an extra special hug that I need to wash my hands after... Or brush my teeth after.
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>>36265354
>I just couldn't look at him sexually
I've heard these words before. So, what do you do if he decides he totally wants you?
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>>36265413
Probably do what he tells me cause I have a problem saying no to family/friends and it wouldn't bug me very much? I don't actually know because talking about it and doing it are two different things.
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>>36265570
Does the idea of him dominating you arouse you?
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>>36265594
That's a "yes" as far as all women are concerned.
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>>36265625
Have you jilled off while thinking about him? If not, would you be open to trying?
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>>36265649
I'm not >>36265570
Just saying, that's how it is for all women, even if they won't admit it.
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>>36265594
>>36265625
No, actually. I am more of a tender-kind type with him.

>>36265649
That wasn't me. >_>
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>>36265681
>implying you can go against your nature
If only
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>>36265716
No, you're right with the domination meme just not with my aniki.
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>>36265782
>that feel when not even your sister sees you as a man
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>>36265782
>just not with my aniki
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>>36265354
>not gay

God dammit. I have been stroking my heart boner for months to these threads and College Girl was the first person I managed to self insert with and now I have no one again.

being gay on 4chan is hard sometimes
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>>36265827
Being out in the real world is harder
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>>36265842
I would agree but I've had a really great boyfriend for nearly eight months now and things are much, much better. I would feel hypocritical if I complained about real life, I used to have real struggles but not nearly as many now.
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>>36265883
You don't get gaybashers in your day to day? Do you live in a major metro area?
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>>36265799
>>36265803
C'mon I laid out the reason why. He's manly I just don't want to be dominated by my aniki. I want sibling affection and shit.

n-no bully
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>>36265827
Fuck off faggot gays are subhuman garbage and can not be robots!
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>>36265939
>I just don't want to be dominated by my aniki
Oh, I bet you'd love to with anyone else, wouldn't you, you little slut?
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>>36265939
Not bullying, don't misunderstand.

I just think you're underestimating what your true desire for him will really be. You just admitted your willing to have his semen in your mouth
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>>36265903
Not for a while, I went from a tiny West Texas town to Denton so I'm doing fine. I also tried to keep my sexuality under wraps until I came here for school. Long story short my mom taught me how to act normal for my own sake, it's not worth pissing off the people back home.
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>>36265968
Good deal then. Hope things continue to be well for you anon
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>>36265939
>I want sibling affection
No reason you can't have both.
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>>36265968
You deserve whatever you get gayboy. Better not see you on pol
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>>36266008
Thanks friend :) I wish the best for you too

>>36266043
So I guess I deserve quality higher education and a happy relationship! I don't really care about pol to be honest tho
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>>36266072
Don't respond to the trolls, you'll only make them keep posting
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>>36265962
>>36265964
>>36266029
I mean I don't think I secretly want it. Besides I'm too much of a fembot virgin (bad social anxiety) to even know how I would ask, much less figure out if he wanted it.

I dunno I still think I'd feel like I would see it the same as like giving him a massage. I don't actively want it, just I know I'd be okay with it.
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>>36266131
Not troll I actually despise gay people and don't see why they would use 4chan.
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>>36266138
A. I think you're over thinking it. I'd be easier than you think to be in a situation like that

B. I think when the situation did start, you'd be so horny, you'd rethink that position and realize you want to feel him fill you
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>>36266215
>you want to feel him fill you
Fill her with his love?
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>>36266296
If love is his dick, sure
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>>36266215
d-d-d-delet this pls

You're making me think too much about this
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>>36266316
And furries ruin everything yet again.
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Quick question: How did a thread about hugging your relatives in an affectioate not sexual no homo way turn into 2 pseudo threads about incest and homosexuality?
Oh wait a minute, this is 4chan.
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>>36266340
Yiff Tiff senpai
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>>36266347
>2
Where's the other one?
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>>36266338
I still suggest jilling to the thought. Just see how platonic your feelings really are
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>>36266384
2 pseudo threads in the same thread.
That's why they're pseudo
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>>36266437
It's pretty common in any thread and any board, really. But did you really expect there to be no incest? You know, considering that it's purest love.
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>>36264660
>>36264773
Unsurprising that this thread is filled with inbred brainlets
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>>36266338
>>36266415
I love this corruption meme. don't give up in her anon.
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>>36266515
>implying love between siblings is anything but pure
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>>36266461
Part of me expected it at the beginning, around 5th post i thought "Nahhh they won't"
Around the 1st mention of incestuous shit i said "Well fuck me sideways they actually did it" out loud
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>>36266570
Welcome to the Imouto threads. Enjoy your stay
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>>36266570
>Nahhh they won't
Why not? How is it surprising in any way? Have you seen the other threads on this board? On this site?
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>>36266415
>>36266515
I'm a pure imouto though. My feelings of affection are strictly platonic. Even if I would do things like that (idk I'm probably autistic or something).

>>36266347
>>36266570
Why are any of you shocked. Isn't that basically the point of these threads?
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>>36266686
>I'm a pure imouto though
There's nothing wrong with loving your brother, in any way
>>36266564
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>>36266686
I'm sure your mind is platonic. I'm not contesting that. I'm telling you that what your mind and your body want are two very different things.

Also: the idea of giving a platonic blowjob is a little bit absurd
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>>36266753
Okay... I'm pretty socially retarded. How would I know if he's a siscon or just used to me being a little overly close?
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>>36266597
Thanks

>>36266608
Not really surprised, more of a "well i sort of expected this but just hoped they didn't but half did at the same time."
The fuck me sideways was more of an exaggerated "well alright then"
>>36266686
>mfw both (you)s went to me
I am absolutely surprised anon-kun keep them coming :^)
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>>36266131
Gay people make up the majority of paedophiles despite being such a small majority.
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>>36266913
My suggestion would be to push boundaries to see his reactions. Skimpier clothes, roaming hands, kissing his cheek/forehead more, etc.
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>>36266963
I have no idea of how normal boundaries work with siblings. I already give him random cheek/forehead kisses pretty often which is normal to me and I've lived with him all my life (I'm 25 he's 26) so I have no idea how to tell.

You're gonna have to break this down for me anon. I don't think you fully grasp my level of fembot.
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Told Onii-chan he couldnt sleep in my bed tonight.
I dont know if he wants a hug now.
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>>36267061
You monster, why did you tell him that? and of course he wants a hug go give him a big one and tell him you love him and you're sorry for not letting him sleep with you.
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>>36267052
K, guess I'll ask a few baseline questions then.

1. Do you walk around nude/in only underwear around him

2. Does he walk around like that around you?

3. Does he kiss you back?

4. Is he or has he ever been in a relationship?

5. Have you touched any of his "intimate" areas in more than an accidental way?
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>>36263502
>He's fucking 16lbs
>He's nit even fat, just muscle

Holy shit dude, have you been sneaking protein powder into your cat's meals before forcing hime to work out?
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>>36267143
>Roid cat

Holy shit anon, my sides
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>>36267131
1. Undies sometimes in the morning yeah

2. A lot less than me but yeah

3. Most of the time

4. He has been. He's not alpha but he's certainly not a beta. He almost got married about 3-4 years ago but that cunt ended up cheating on him and then became a lesbian after she dumped the guy she cheated on him with. He's been too devastated to try again since.

5. Not that I remember other than probably pressing against him when I hug or something.
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>>36267402
Well...I suppose my first suggestion would be to try sleeping without a bra one night, progressing to full nude. I'd also suggest trying, when he thinks your asleep, resting your hand on his crotch. Make it seem like you just did it unknowingly in your sleep. That'll be a pretty good indicator
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I'll play too because I totally flopped on trying to take the next step with my onii-chan

>1. Do you walk around nude/in only underwear around him
I definitely go out of my way to dress down around him. I'll do things like wear soffes and no panties, or a really long tshirt or hoodie and no panties, or panties and a tank top, basically anything I can. I try.

>2. Does he walk around like that around you?
Not really, he likes going commando though, like in sweat pants and basketball shorts omg please

>3. Does he kiss you back?
Not really :(

>4. Is he or has he ever been in a relationship?
Yes :(

>5. Have you touched any of his "intimate" areas in more than an accidental way
Yes and it didn't turn out any results
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>>36267506
>sleeping without a bra one night
You're not supposed to wear bras while sleeping to my knowledge
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>>36267521
Do you sleep in bed with him regularly?
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>>36260297
>older sister lives across country
>little sister betrayed me
>both are whores who participate in one night stands

They could both hang themselves tomorrow, idgaf.
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>>36267555
You'd be surprised. I've known several that do. Hell, my daughter did too till her mom made her stop
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>>36267577
I sleep in his bed and try to get him to join me but he usually wakes me up when he wants to sleep or just stays awake until I wake up. He did hold me and let me sleep in his bed a few nights ago. So like I sleep next to him holding onto whichever limb he lets me have while he stays up.
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>>36267639
Hmmm...Sounds like it might be a dead end for lewd. You could continue with what your doing, but I think you might need to be content with cuddles
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>>36267121
He was very happy!
Even got a quick kissu ^^
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>>36267506
This >>36267555
There's a reason why the bra-off moment is a sigh of relief. I usually just wear pajamas.

I-I think I would try that maybe. But I stopped sleeping in his bed a few years ago. It would be pretty suspect.

Do guys only respond to physical stuff? (honestly have no idea)
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>>36267584
>little sister betrayed me
Now you gotta tell us the story.
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>>36267663
I'm trying so hard though. I started making him food and cleaning up for him. I'm trying to be wife like. Apparently the heart is easier to get to than the penis.
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>>36267708
Nah. Honestly, most of us are pretty content with nonlewd story updates. But can you blame us for trying?
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>>36267622
>my daughter
>her mom
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>>36267705
See told you.
>Even got a quick kissu ^^
W-where?
Also why did you tell him to not sleep with you in the first place?
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>>36267708
>Do guys only respond to physical stuff
That reminds me, I came to a speech bubble that said "I love you" once. Was by far the weirdest thing I've ever cum to.
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>>36267714
>get really sick
>almost die from illness
>they have me on some loopy painkillers

She decided to come over for whatever reason

>chilling playing mortal Kombat poorly
>go in the other room and she's on the phone
>ask her who she's talking to
>Ricky
>I make a taladega knights joke about Ricky Booby

So what happens
>I go back into the room to play mortal combat and 2 minutes later she comes in with the phone on speaker and some asshole yelling, "say that to my face bitch bet you wouldn't fucking do that!" Talking mad shit

>tell my little sister to fuck off with whoever the fuck that is
>she says she's dating him and he's coming over
>tell her not to fuck a douche bag like that who insults her family
>she does
>she even gets pregnant and he wants an abortion
>he almost successfully gets her to have an abortion before my mother swooped in and saved the child
>her dumb fucking ass goes straight back to him and she's prisoner in his house

Fuck women
Fuck sisters
They'll just stab you in the back every chance they get.

My older sister is the reason I have 3 scars and an innate fear of women.
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>>36267708
Respond only to physical? No. But it's a pretty large motivation for us
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>>36267822
That sucks. It's a shame not everyone can have good siblings.
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>>36267884
Bro you don't even know the half of it.

Every time I see sister threads they're a painful reminder of how all the women in my family are snakes

I've locked up out of fear that a woman could be like my family.
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>>36267901
Yeah, you'd think they'd care more about you since they're your family and all, but if women in your family care that little about you, what about those outside of it?
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>>36267822
>robots complain about living with normies
>this guy almost died out of living with staceys and chads alone
Reminder to commemorate /r9k/'s soldiers in the normie war
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>>36267744
>>36267821
>>36267826
Okay then robots, if you were my aniki, how would I find out if you were a siscon?
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>>36267933
You'd think!

Get this, my mother sold my starter car for a down payment on her current car which she used to leave the state.

My own mother

My older sister almost sterilized me when I was a kid because she was morbidly curious what would happen if she kicked a guy in the nuts really hard. I spent 12 hours in an ER for that.

That's just two of many things they've done to me. Sounds unbelievable but it did happen and it's why I keep a distance.
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>>36267950
Has he shown any sings of it? Not that you'd really know what to look for. Like, maybe he acts towards you in the same way that he would towards someone he wants to fuck? Might not be the same since you're his sister and some people ignore the fact that sisters are also women.
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>>36267950
Checking my porn stash

Me watching you when your nude or near nude

Bumping into your boobs, or pushing into them a lot
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>>36267950
Leave your freshly taken-off wet panties on the floor or wherever he can easily see them and hope he faps to them, If he doesn't return them or say anything right away that means he's using them.
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>>36268009
>Sounds unbelievable
Yeah, it's funny when the truth sounds unbelievable. Gotta love life when it comes to stuff like that.
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>>36268077
Hopefully you guys have good sisters and I'm just jaded from my shitty ones.

Wish I had a decent brother/sister but some people get crap draws when it comes to family
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>>36267783
On my mouth and because our parents are growing suspicious.
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>>36268149
What's wrong with siblings sleeping together? Also, if there is nothing actually happening between you, what's the big deal?
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>>36268013
>No idea what's not normal cause I'm a hermit

>>36268026
I mean I'm really close to him a lot when he's not working so it's not abnormal for my boobs to touch him somewhere. It's always me though.

>>36268054
That sounds a bit too risky even for me. I'm not that autistic and he knows it.
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>>36268149
This! >>36268178
There's nothing to worry about, that is until he starts to fill you up.
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>>36268178
We like to cuddle and sometimes mess around before going to sleep so I get paranoid sometimes.
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>>36268245
>mess around
Meaning?
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>>36268258
Makeout, touch eachother, having him playing with and sucking on my breasts etc. Hes asked me several times to give me oral and we've almost done it twice.
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>>36268351
>that feel when you will never bury your face in your sister's tits
So how long have you been sleeping together? What makes you think they're getting suspicious?
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>>36268219
>That sounds a bit too risky even for me.
Well how about leaving them in the shower right before he goes in?
Or
Leave them somewhere easy to see in your room and then invite him in, make sure he sees them, after that excuse yourself for whatever reason (Go the bathroom?) and when you return hope that he took them.

>>36268351
Wew!! It's only a matter of time before you're fucking for real.

>Hes asked me several times to give me oral
Have you returned the favor by giving him oral?
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>>36268427
>leave panties in the bathroom

Uhh, done that before plenty. Any other suggestions?
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>>36268149
I was in the same boat. We just slept with the door open and nothing really came about from it besides a mentioning from our dad and our mom calling it adorable.
I think someone told me before that how much I freaked out would eventually lead to them being suspicious of us.

Can't give mich, but I hope things go alright. Even though I accidently do it, I don't like sleeping without being next to my sister anymore. My room is basically just a Gunpla showroom instead of a bedroom.
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>>36268219
If all else fails, put your arms around him, and go in for a kiss. On the lips. And then ask him if he wants to fuck. I'm sure it'll go smoothly after all that.
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>>36268512
Like related pic? I mean he just got home from work 20 minutes ago and this thread has basically turned me from pure imouto to pretty dirty thoughts.

Might do lip kiss and just feel it out.
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>>36268479
Welcome back Beargguy
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>>36268479
>I don't like sleeping without being next to my sister anymore
See the effect imoutos have on onii-chans? Take note.
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>>36268551
Well, you don't wanna do everything but kiss first. I guess that's just me. Thought there was an order to it. You kiss him first, then you ask him. So that he has to say yes and that he'll take responsibility. Or just do it any way you like.
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>>36268423
For like 2-3 months now.
Started out as just being us staying up to talk and him laying next to me keeping me company until I dozed off tovthen go into his room. Then he stopped leaving and our talking escalated.

>>36268427
Ive never let him give me oral and he wont take it unless he can give first.
Hes such a good brother.

>>36268479
Yeah I hope everything works out for you too. Thank you anon.
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>>36268626
robot, I live in his house on his dime with no job. this is high stakes
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>>36268634
You seem to have been doing it for a decent amount of time, I don't see why you think everything's gonna come crashing down now. Maybe you are just being paranoid for no reason.
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>>36268574
Ha, I actually worked on that picture a bit more last night after a little talk with my sister. I'll post the when I get back from work.
>>36268578
It's a curse as well. I never want it to be lifted.
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>>36268653
For how long? Besides, you're his cute little sister, what do you think he's gonna do? If he was an unsavory person I don't think he'd do for you what he has up until now. But what you wanna do is still up to you. If you wanna go for a more "subtle" approach, you can, but what result are you looking to get out of all this?
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>>36268786
>8 years
Honestly just wanna know if he's a siscon. If he is, I don't know, I always wanted to pay him back beyond cleaning his house for taking care of my NEET ass. This thread convinced me that maybe I kinda would like it.
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>>36268474
Hi! Uhh, not sure how to frame this but I am decent at giving actual, precise advice. Would need some info though- What's your situation right now, as close as you can describe it? What's your actual wish or desire?
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>>36268889
Follow the blue links. I'm the same person as who posted >>36264771

Unless I've not said something you need to know?
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>>36267143
He's just big, if he stretches he can get past my waist, he likes to play in the water after you shower
We joke that he grew into his name
>>36268009
That sounds horrible, sorry
>>36268551
Anon it's not that easy, don't throw yourself at him it doesn't work, just talk to him as calmly as possible, write it down if you have to
t. Been down that road
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>>36268871
Just go for the kiss and see how he reacts.
Don't worry he's gonna love it.
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>>36268871
I just got a great idea. Tell him you love him. Not just as a brother. His reaction may tell you everything you need to know.
>I always wanted to pay him back beyond cleaning his house for taking care of my NEET ass
Or you could just ask him what you could to do pay him back? I really don't know, my sisters don't live with me. Whatever it is you do, you'll have to take the initiative. Start being more affectionate with him, move into sexual stuff eventually. I doubt he'd refuse if he was a siscon. Or maybe he just doesn't care who he fucks.
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>>36268967
Right, yeah! I know, and you're amazing.

Then to know if you have a pleasant future with this person as you'd wish it to be- Is the person he is right now, these days, the kind of person who would be able to handle an unusual relation such as yours with decent sensitivity, empathy and openness? I mean, if he is on the same cognitive, hmm, arena as you- then you should be able to just listen to your inner to know what to do! Hope that came out ok
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>>36269052
Jesus no that's not a great idea, abort this immediately
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>>36268991
>>36269009
>>36269052
>>36269114
>>36269141

>mixed responses
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>>36269141
I'm sorry Anon, I can only resolve my problems directly. I can't stand tiptoeing around something.
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>>36269114
>>36269189
!! Sorry. I know you'll manage though
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>>36269189
It's never guaranteed, and depends on the kind of person your brother is. You can try some of the less obvious/risky options, and then maybe move onto the more blunt ones. It's all on you.
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>>36269189
Didn't you say you were just gonna kiss him, go for it.
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>>36268871
>I always wanted to pay him back beyond cleaning his house for taking care of my NEET ass.
You can get a fucking job like a functional member of society and help pay stuff, maybe even buy him shit.
>Or do it the ancap way and create your own state/private property, annex his entire place, make laws that benefit him, get money through child labor, defend the place with tomahawk missiles, recreational nukes and such. THEN you try the rest of the thread
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>>36269212
>>36269237
>>36269241
I'm a weird hermit so maybe if it goes bad I can just play innocent. Kissu it is.

Thanks /r9k/. Will post response.

>>36269251
n-n-no bully
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>>36268479
>We just slept with the door open and nothing really came about from it besides a mentioning from our dad and our mom calling it adorable
You're welcome for the suggestion

>>36268991
>if he stretches he can get past my waist
Not that much of an accomplishment

>>36269189
Getting a part-time job would probably be a good thing to do

>>36269251
>ancap
I've seen this word twice in the past day and I don't know what it means, please explain
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>>36269353
When do you think you'll have the courage to be as tempting as I hope you'll be?
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>>36269362
its the meme ideology known as Anarcho-capitalism
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>>36269353
[bully intensifies]
>>36269362
short for anarcho capitalism, one of the funniest and probably worst political philosophies around
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>>36269592
Isn't that just black Friday?
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>>36269628
no, this is 10 times worse. the only law that exists in the ancap world is the NAP (Non-aggression-pact)
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>>36269646
So black Friday in Compton?
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>>36269362
>Deer Guy has always been there
I take back every comment I've made that was ill towards your preferable characters and condiments.
Thank you.
>>36269353
Don't bump teeth.
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>>36269667
no its more like this.
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>>36269734
Oh, what Drumpf wants
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>>36269789
ha, no. ancap means that there is no government.
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>>36269623
B-b-b-bully!
>AnCap funniest worst political philosophy
Have you never heard an Anarcho Communist speak?

>>36269562
>>36269683
Kiss achieved. Teeth didn't bump. Felt good desu. He sorta kissed back but asked what that was about and I just said I wanted to show my appreciation.
>smiled at me afterwards
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>>36269800
So... Somalia, but with old white people owning the stuff instead of niggers?
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>have step sister that looks like gina valentina
>bit more pale and bigger ass
>both live at home and she always wears booty shorts to lounge in
>making sandwich
>she comes into kitchen to get food also
>talk and shit
>can't help but stare at that ass every time she turns around
>finish making food
>go into room
>fap with fury
>eat sandwich

it's not fair
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>>36269824
>Kiss achieved.
Good, now try doing it more often, like in morning after waking up, when he leaves and comes back from work and goodnight kisses too.
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>>36269869
mfw this thread corrupted me
should I go back for seconds? it was tasty
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>>36269826
yeah, pretty much you got it.
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>>36269901
Do it faggot-chan!
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>>36269824
Uh, or you keep the ball rolling? The rush of emotions can be an unstoppable force if managed right- I think this might be your chance
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>>36269906
I dunno. Mad Max shit could be fun? Especially if you've been a prepper so far.
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>>36269824
>Anarchist
>Commie
I should, bet it's the most retarded thing to be seriously unironically debated about since feminism.

>Kiss achieved. Teeth didn't bump. Felt good desu.
>>smiled at me afterwards
The test results came back: 70+% chance he is a siscon.
>>36269901
I'm surprised this specific thread out of the hundreds of other threads did it.
Now don't go too crazy holding hands.
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>>36269901
Yes and ask him if you can kiss more often.
Often meaning a couple of times every half hour or so.
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>>36269942
thats where you re wrong kiddo, it would be shit
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>>36270061
Who needs the cops, when you pack your own heat?
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>>36270097
because you would be breaking the NAP and get a coalition against you in the form of corporate warlords with their own death squads.
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>>36270097
>Be at ancap state home
>Send son to his room for being naughty
>He creates his own private property
>He expands and tries to annex your fridge, computer and phone
>Wat do without violating the NAP?
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>>36270222
Violate his asshole, what else?
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>>36270182
Well, if all law enforcement is based of a capitalist menu of payments, then have a carry license operate like a hunting license. But instead of deer or turkey, it allows you to tag and bag Tyrone and Juan. It's not violence, it's simply open season on subhumans
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>>36269917
>>36269920
>>36269978
went back and gave him a bunch of kisses on the lips and he kissed me back a few times. couldn't keep myself from giggling. he kept asking what I was doing though. mfw our tongues touched

>>36269971
Look up AntiFa to see for yourself
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>the thread's going political today

oh boy
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>>36270281
Don't make me start posting furry shit, you faggots
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>>36270281
no its going meme political, there is a big difference between actual ideologies and meme ideologies.
>>36270277
pretty sure he might be a siscon, what did you tell him after he asked you that .
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>>36270277
Tell him you like how he tastes.
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>>36270330
Couldn't respond cause muh selective mutism (for real tho)

>>36270340
D-d-don't tempt me
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>>36270277
>and he kissed me back a few times
90% siscon confirmed!
Now check out if he has a boner.

>he kept asking what I was doing though
Did you tell him it's because you love him and want to spend the rest of your life with him?
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>>36270379
i would recommend to take it slow and try to kiss him again tomorrow. you might scare him if you go 2 fast.
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>>36270277
Oh ok.
Wanna keep it politically memeological or want to keep it siscon-y?
>>36270379
Dooo iiit, dooo iiit.
Doooooo iiiiiit.
>Tomorrow though
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>>36270386
>>36270450
>>36270489
I-I-I wanna keep doing it though. I mean, I am kinda pretty so maybe he does like it.
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>>36270568
you could try and cuddle with him while watching a movie or something and move from there, you know build the atmosphere up.
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>decide to go and try to make a move on my onii
>wear his fluffy hoodie and some panties
>he's sitting in bed watching Bill Maher
>curl up in bed next to him
>put my head on his thigh and wrap my arms around his leg
>he just keeps sitting there like nothing is happening
>try everything I can
>wiggle around
>rub my face on his leg
>tickle his leg some
>throw the blanket off of me and stick my butt out
>scoot up closer to his man vegetables
>give up
>get ready to go
>kiss him on the cheek
>"Thank you."
>come back defeated
>the thread is all success stories

why meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>36270637
>all success stories
i'll laugh if it makes you feel any better
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>>36270568
Then keep doing it, surely he has nothing better to do than kiss his imouto.
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>>36270637
whenever something goes unnoticed just go a liiittle bit further, if he asks "Hey what the fuck" just say sorry.
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>>36270637
Did he sneak peeks at your butt? Maybe you didn't fail, he was just afraid to act
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>>36269683
Since around the second or third thread IC posted in before she started tripping I think, though I didn't post as much back then
I don't play overwatch, but if I did I'd probably play the big knight dude with the hammer

>>36270316
Best doggo time?

>>36270637
Try again when he's not busy
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>>36270708
don't laugh I'm trying really hard

>>36270718
What should my next step be then? Where can I take this?

>>36270732
I don't know I couldn't see his face because mine was against his leg.

>>36270741
But he was only watching a bunch of people arguing how is that being busy? I try all the time and I get nothing. Only once has he shown any interest in me at all. I feel like I'm seducing a wall.
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>>36270637
Don't give up. I think actually I'm the only success in this thread, aren't I? Unless I missed something, the other brocon had a non-siscon aniki.

>>36270716
I really really want to but now I'm stuck in my room until my anxiety goes down
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>>36270741
Only one answer for best doggo
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>>36270783
Seems like the best thing to was just cuddle up to him.
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>>36270783
Last thing you did was scoot closer to his dick.
Try repeating the process, but touch it after. If he gets mad or confused just tell him it was an accident.
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>>36270786
Once your anxiety goes away, keep kissing him and try feeling his boner.
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>>36270786
I posted earlier, complaining about nothing working. As usual.

>>36270800
I do that all the time though, he just lets me and does nothing in return.

>>36270826
I swiped at his dick through his pants the other day and he picked up my hand and moved it. I need something to take a big jump.
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>>36270908
So the other person might have been me, I mean
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>>36270908
Give a him a nice juicy kiss right on the lips, worked for that other anon.
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>>36270908
>>36270932
This, I second this motion.
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>>36270908
If he's not actively telling you to stop, maybe he's just too shy about it? Tell us more about your aniki
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>>36270932
>>36270975
Maybe another time, like late at night and maybe when we're really alone or our parents are asleep

>>36270998
How could I find out if he's just shy about it? Is there a way to ask that? I'm scared about going for too much and freaking him out.

What do you want to know how him though?
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>>36271189
So just ask if you could sleep in his bed/with him and kiss him there. Tell him being near him lets you sleep easier and better or something. Kiss him before you go to sleep, or after you wake up. Unless he's not in bed in the latter case. Then I suppose you can endeavor to get up before him.
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>>36271189
>How could I find out if he's just shy about it? Is there a way to ask that? I'm scared about going for too much and freaking him out.

I have no idea, to be honest. I'm the clueless fembot from earlier. Maybe drop your towel in front of him after showering or something see how he reacts?

And I meant things like age/closeness/how much he lets you do stuff like putting your head on his lap and touch his man parts
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>>36264517
I can tell you that she is either going back to him or going to find herself in a similar situation. You didn't save her, you are simply feeling awarded because you think you did something good for someone you love. But nothing is further from the truth: I don't know how old is your sister, but your self absorbed and pathetic self is going to witness the unstoppable and degrading fall of that disgusting cunt of your whore sister over the years. Life is long and no love and no warm closeness can aid her backwards shit filled micro brain. I hope she gets murdered and humiliatingly dishonoured. See deserves it for being the stupid sack of rancid crap she is and for having the cretin faggot bastard brother you are.
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>>36271252
I'll think about trying it

>>36271393
Our age is an interesting topic, I'm trying to figure out a way to say it.

We're close but more like he's very much just my older brother and won't do anything or respond to my efforts to do more. He's a good older brother and cares about me, but I want more.

Basically he's okay with everything I try until contact with a private part becomes a thing, except he's fine with my boobs against him. I think it's kind of hypocritical, he moves my hand if I touch his penis but my boobs are all over him and he doesn't do a thing. I'm new to trying stuff though, there isn't much data on it.
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>>36260297
I used to think I do this because it was a family norm to do it.

Now I notice people are growing tired of me doing it and im mainly unconsciously doing it.

I feel like if I don't do it, people will start to notice I been living a semi-NEET lifestyle for 4-6 years and eventually kick me out.
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>>36271532
>Our age is an interesting topic,
Is he that much older than you?

>if I touch his penis
Has he ever been hard when you touch him?
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>>36271756
No that's not what I mean, we're only two years apart.

I only intentionally touched his penis once and it wasn't hard. I'm very new to the whole "try to get your brother to do things to you" game.
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>>36271485
>>36271532
alright you two have lost me I can't tell who's who and until now I didn't think there were even two of you
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>>36271817
>Game

You think this is a fucking game, nigga??!!

>>36271831
This is why we need these anons to trip
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>>36271831
What do I have to do with the abuse sister guy?

>>36271843
Sorry sir
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>>36271922
Wait wait wait
Right now there "age is confusing" "I missed my brother" and "my sister was abused" or am I bugging
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>>36271922
Please take up a trip, to prevent confusion like >>36271954
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>>36271843
I'm the first fembot who got kisses. what should I trip as? I'll let you decide.

>>36271532
>He's a good older brother and cares about me, but I want more
This may be hypocritical of me since my earlier responses but have you tried talking to him about it?

Also, hi thread I'm back. I just had a lovely experience...
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>>36272042
Let's go with Kissy-chan

What was the experience?
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>>36271954
>>36271990
These are all me.

>>36267521
>>36267743
>>36270637
>>36270783
>>36270908
>>36271189
>>36271532
>>36271817
>>36271922

Do we receive names? This is exciting.
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>>36272125
Most pick a name on thier own. Others go with what folks call them. Do you have something you'd want?
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>>36272063
>walk into aniki's room
>he's laying down watching tv
>jump on his bed and lay down on him
>start kissing again
>start licking his lips and giggling
>his hands reach onto my hips
>keep kissing and licking
>feel his boner
>get nervous and leave

I can't even right now
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>>36272182
The fuck are you doing here? Get back in there and give that boner the attention it deserves
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>>36272205
I CAN'T I HAVE ANXIETY ISSUES
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>>36272233
I hear onii Chan boner is a natural remedy for anxiety
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>>36272262
n-n-no bully please sir...
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Well, everyone abandoned thread so time to nap. Cya robots later
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>>36272650
We'll be here. Keep us updated!
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>>36260297
What if I don't have any family or anything like that?
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>>36272650
bye my new favorite slut
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>>36272679
Treat yourself to something nice, anything from a hot shower to a nice dinner
>>
Shout out to Deer Guy, for keeping these threads rolling and together
>>
You guys are bad at this.
At least /a/ posted actual videos of it back in the day.
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>>36272679
have a hot shower and a nice dinner
>>
Dinner time bump for all family loving
>>
Bump for families spending quality time together
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>>36272182
Just realized that if you left so suddenly he might think it's because you didn't like him touching you.
>>
I still remember when we were alive.
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Holy shit page 9 fucking bump
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>>36272125
>>36272181
>>36272182
>>36273466

Whenever i enter these threads i hope TRIPS don't post, but you guys always ruin these threads. Nobody ever posts stories cause you guys always derail.
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>>36273478
>>36277197

yep

12345678
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>>36277197
Why should they not trip?
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>>36277356
Why would anybody use a website feature meant to be used, what a bunch of assholes
>>
bumping this amazing thread. wish my imouto was that lewd
>>
Approaching midnight bump
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>>36278936
It's already past midnight here, stop living in the past
And while the threads dead, someone asked who's play me in a sitcom about me failing constantly, I feel like it'd be a documentary
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>>36279096
Fuck you I won't do whatcha tell me
And you're still approaching the next midnight

Bitch

And it'd be Ellen Page, she's 5'1, brown hair, brown eyes, babyface, small boobs. Almost a mirror image of you
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>>36277356
>Anonymous board
>"Hey guys, my name's" __________
Defeats half the purpose
>>
I tried again and I got an arm around me! That's it nothing more. He wanted to sleep so he kicked me out.
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>>36279217
Funny enough I googled her and was gonna post a picture but looking at her I realized the similarities end at what you said, I actually don't look like her
And she doesn't even have that much of a baby face compared to her in old X-Men movies or me
>>36279339
Well it's something, maybe just ask if you could sleep with him
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>>36279471
That's just weird though. I don't have the guts to ask it. Why isn't there some special trick for getting your brother to be into you?
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>>36279713
The best way to go about this might be to sit him down and explain your feelings to him
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>>36279764
You guys expect me to have all of this courage. You all need to take your expectations for me and really pull them back.
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>>36279840
So explain this whole age thing. I'm a little confused, and I assume everyone else is as well.
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>>36279840
Maybe try and do small stuff he can't write off as accidental hand wandering or something like that
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>>36279840
If you can't tell him how you feel about him, then you have no chance of being with him
I'm going to sleep, good night
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>>36279937
I have a friend who's 15 and she's trying to get in with her 17 year old brother. It's not me, I'm just saying that.

I'm 18 personally.

>>36279960
So like just grab it? I really don't know what to do. I am clueless.

>>36279963
So harsh, but kind of true I guess
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>>36280070
>I have a friend who's 15 and she's trying to get in with her 17 year old brother. It's not me, I'm just saying that.
Uh huh...
>So like just grab it? I really don't know what to do. I am clueless.
Look I don't know, I gave it my shot and fucked up somewhere, I got no advice for your friend
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>>36279840
Just tell him.
I was a nervous wreck, and in fact I still am when it comes to my sister. But I just blurted it out after years of having feelings for each other. Not that we're the same or are our situations any similar, but just ask.
It's not fun living with these types of feelings, even if there is an outlet like a mobile suit engineering board. If things don't go the way you wanted, then oh well. At least it's off your chest and you can get to working towards a normal relationship.

But I'm an idiot, so I don't know.
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>>36280202
Oh cool you're here
I feel weird saying this and it's sort of out of the blue but I want you to be proud of me, I got an 83 elim game as Tracer today in comp and got potg, I had to take a break to let my heart rate go down, drink some water, wash the sweat off my hands (I'm a filthy tryhard), and I got really flustered because I got 2 gg messages from the other team
I was the only one who liked my card after the game
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>>36280650
I haven't touched Overwatch in three months until just now, but I'll be proud of anything you do. I should be sleeping with my sister at the moment, but I've been trying to get all the skins I want recently.

I always like my card, even if I do bad. I want all the banana stickers.
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>>36280797
Yea, McCree and Tracer got skins and I've got jack diddly shit out of 10+ boxes
I feel bad liking my own shit if I'm the only one because I look like a cunt, and sometimes others actually deserve the brownie points
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>>36280950
I got more money than time sometimes, so I just bought around 20. Got McCree's, that one Africa mech, Toblerone, and Reinhardt. Pretty content with it all. Wishing for the best of luck for you to get what you want.

I'm off to bed. Hope Disappointment goes against her name. I believe in her.
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>>36281181
I'm tempted to buy some, gnight
And disappointment is kinda a sad name, and a bit of bad juju if anything
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>>36280070
Maybe just do something like sit on his lap and wiggle a little bit. If you feel something, there you go.

Post results
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>>36281850
Any progress Kissy-chan?
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Afternoon, folks! Been awhile since I've last posted in these threads, been busy helping out with the house renovations last week plus the fact that my device's battery got fucked, hence I couldn't post the results of cuddling my cousin.Though it's a shame the time I spent hugging her was shorter than I anticipated, at least I got something good out of it
>Move back to our bedroom to sleep off the rest of the day.
>E enters the room and proceeds to flop on the bed parallel to me, her attention on the tablet in hand
>my brain in a half-asleep and barely functional condition to think clearly remembers that I had to give her a hug
>my arm crawls into position as I turn to face her
>I snake my arms around her and give her a big squeeze
>slowly open one eye to get a look on E's reaction
>see pillow cover both our faces
>she quickly kisses me on the lips
>pillow cover quickly comes off as fast as it had appeared
>she gets back to her tablet as if nothing had happened
>too stunned to react properly to the series of events, I crawled over to the corner of the bed to cool off the excitement surging through my body
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>>36281955
I've just been kissing him a lot feels really nice. I was sleeping in his bed again for the first time in a few years cuddled up to him.
>just woke up recently
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>>36282010
damn anon you should kiss her back on your own initiative immediately. no waiting

>>36282027
next time youre in his bed take your shirt off and see how he reacts
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>>36282010
Great to see you back man!
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>>36282119
I-I-I guess I could try that I mean he's in bed right now. Are you sure this isn't a bad idea?
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>>36282119
I'll remember that the next time I get the opportunity to do so.
>>36282126
Yeah, sorry to have kept you waiting on me posting the results. Had too much to do before I could lay my hands on a computer again
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>>36282253
Do it slut

>>36282281
can't wait for full results. good luck anon
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I thought everyone left this thread to be honest. I guess people are just lurking?

nice save tho
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>>36284043
Thankfully I'm a Brit who has nothing better to do than constantly have this thread open.
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>>36284062
I'm an American but I have a weird sleep schedule.
do you have an imouto/aniki to hug, brit-chan?
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>>36284101
No siblings for me, unfortunately. I just live vicariously through the thread and argue with Laura about waifus.
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>>36284136
Hm okay. So what's your take on this suggestion then? >>36282119
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>>36284173
Well if you're comfortable doing that then I'm sure he'd enjoy it. The kissing seems like a good sign for him being a siscon so sure, go ahead.
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On today's episode of Austrianon is a absurdly undersexed pervert, I nearly got off from a massage yesterday. Not even a tantric-yoni-whatevs massage, just a normal oil massage.
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>>36284264
mmm okay I might try this then

>>36284267
from a sibling?
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>>36284173
Fucking slut go fuck your aniki already. You two have already kissed and he's got a boner for you. You know what having a boner means, right? It means that he was SEXUALLY AROUSED ans wants to put his onii-D inside your sweet imouto puss. There's literally nothing that could go wrong.
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>>36284381
>from a sibling
I wish. My sister massages my temples sometimes in bed or when we're watching TV because it kinda eases my migraines but she doesn't oil me up or anything.
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>>36284411
t-t-t-too lewd!

>>36284413
Oh I see. So you'd like a sister massage?
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>>36284699
>So you'd like a sister massage?
Definitely. I love her a lot and it'd be pretty relaxing.
Preeetty relaxing depending on where she'd massage.
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>>36284719
C'mon anon. Don't you wanna go into details?
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>>36284771
Well, it's all just fantasy but I often fantasize about her massaging my temples and then her hands going down my body, between my thighs, kissing my neck, pushing me down onto the couch, her hand running between my legs, uhh yeah. All that.
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>>36260297
My sister just hugged me out the blue. "Say when" to let go. I didn't say anything. Then my mom joined in for an 'anon sandwich'.

Made my happy, but at the same time sad. I just woke up from a very surreal dream where I had a gf which I've never actually had before, felt very real and went on for quite a long time. Made me realise how much I need someone.
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>>36284816
I get what you mean anon. never had any "close" moments?
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>>36284989
I mean, we're generally very close. Once the heating went out in my room and I slept in her bed for a week and we cuddled and her leg kinda rode up between my thighs and, uh, rubbed. I'm still not sure she even knew what she was doing or if it was at all on purpose but of course I want to believe so.
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>>36285030
I think you should test out the waters anon
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>>36285030
75% chance she wants your cock anon
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>>36285074
I'm not sure how. I'm deathly afraid of going too far and fucking it up and destroying our relationship.

>>36285092
100% chance I don't have a cock though.
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>>36285138
>100% chance I don't have a cock though.
Kill yourself then you lesbian shit.
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>>36285191
Maybe another day anon.
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>>36285138
Well I mean you can always do a friendly kiss on the lips and see how she responds? Worked for me.

>>36285191
no bully
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>>36285211
I've kissed her once but we were both kinda drunk and never brought it up again, but it was amazing.
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>>36285250
try it again anon. post results
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>>36285259
You're such an enabler.
I mean we're on vacation together now but she's decided to share a room with a friend of hers instead of with me, soo I'm kinda frustrated anyway desu.
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>>36285288
I mean if you were around for earlier I did get kinda pushed onto the same boat. I mean at least you have the "I didn't mean anything by it" excuse like I was planning on in case things got weird.

you can always wait until you're alone I guess? I mean if it fails there's also another solution. pic related
(joking)
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>>36285250
Seriously, at least please, consider suicide.
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>>36285329
I just think it'd be fairly obvious that I did in fact mean something by it.

>>36285331
I'm not really into that anon, but thanks for your input.
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>>36285356
I mean I was did it in a way that I could pass off as just being a shitter but I don't know you/your sister so I'm just guessing at this point.
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>>36285356
>I'm not really into that anon, but thanks for your input.
But you are a filthy lesbian. You should be killed.
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>>36285389
I could probably kiss her but I'm not sure it'd help my situation much. I mean, I don't know how to take it any further than that - or if it'd be a good idea at all.

>>36285449
Sure if you say so anon.
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>>36285449
You need to shut your filthy mouth anon I'm trying to fap to this lesbian talking about incest
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>>36285470
I guess the only option left I can suggest is to get drunk and try something. You'll at least have the drunk excuse. I mean c'mon do you never wanna try? Think about the chances if you succeed.
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>>36285478
Think about your grandmother pooing herself in the sleep and your grandfather smelling it, waking up and eating everything up so that his beloved wife doesn't have to sleep in her own fecies.
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Stop replying to trolls and haters, you'll only make them shitpost more

>>36285478
Stop that too
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>>36285493
I knooow. I'm just a huge pussy about this. I'm afraid I'll fuck up our (very close and great) relationship/friendship if I take things too far too quickly. But I really do love her a lot.
I kinda switch between feeling pretty guilty about my feelings and just unbridled want for her, ugh.

>>36285534
Fair enough, sorry Deer Guy.
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>>36284136
Because you got shit taste. Who's your Overwatchfu?
I don't mean to be invasive, but you taking you meds?
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>>36285534
gays should be erradicated in the most inhumane ways possible
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>>36285548
Well I'm not telling you to try but I think the drunk plan is a good idea. But that's just me.
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>>36285664
I don't know anon. That feels kinda like coaxing her into it? I mean I do really wanna make out with her again (and more) but I'd like it to be from her own volition.
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>>36285566
ill erradicate you with hollowpoints if'n you start shit, hoss
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>>36285688
It's up to you I guess
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>>36285938
I'll probably go for it when I'm really horny again and can't think straight.
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>>36285560
Yeah, I've been a good goy and got back on them not that they really do much. I love me some Mercy and D.va is great too. Pharmercy is my favourite pairing though
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>>36286064
Better something than nothing right? I wouldn't know, but still
>Not Tracer
Can you have a good waifu, just once?
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>>36286268
Tracer x Mercy a best

Also just testing the trip, don't mind me
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>>36286372
Well, so much for that.
Embarrassing.
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>>36286428
W-why doesn't she want the cake
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>>36286793
I could tell you, but you should really just read Min Soster Bursdagskake to find out.
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Just came back from a night walk on the seaside road with my cousin and siblings. I must say that staring at the crashing waves of the sea while being blown away by the sea breeze had me reflecting upon how utterly insignificant my entire life is compared to the people around me. Almost decided jumping into the waves, considering how inviting the murky water was... wtf am I saying.. Too bad the night walk was cut short by the sudden downpour.haven't laughed so hard while watching my otouto get doused in the rain welp sorry for the random post, guess I'll bid you guys a good night's sleep
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>>36286878
Good luck next time, anon. you'll get it eventually
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>>36286268
>Not Tracer
>having a lesbian waifu
You better not be calling Mercy shit too, her mom hair skin is amazing.
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>>36287512
Mercy's fine, but for self esteem issues I'd rather you like the short freckled brunette retarded girl who looks 14 with a boyish face and is shit at everything she does rather than the tall big titted Aryan God mommy
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>>36287672
Don't tell me you're freckled, brunette, tomboyish and retarded too?
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>>36287672
>Into humans
You're all sick. The best girl is obviously this one.
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>>36287867
Did you not know I was retarded?
And, funny coincidence I'm actually gonna get my hair cut shorter than usual later today
>>36287882
You've got shit taste in robots too
>tfw no qt Bastion bf
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>>36287672
If it makes you feel any better, you'd fit my aesthetic preference perfectly if you were wearing glasses

>>36287882
God dammit
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>>36272945
I'm dirt poor and my shower is fucked. Could always treat myself to some petrol though.
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>>36287672
>big titted
They're no that big. I'm a legs guy anyway, I like my tits on the smaller side too.
I have a young and feminine face, freckles and somehow fuck everything up and I hate myself so you're a little out of luck there :^)
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>>36287980
Keep talking shit and see what happens. Go ahead.
>>36288025
>Used to jokingly tease my sister about her glasses growing up
>Now she's using contacts and rarely do I see those goggles
She's cute with or without them, but I respect a glasses man.
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wh-wh-why is this an Overwatch thread again?
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>>36288025
Pedo
>>36288045
Maybe a nice nap?
>>36288249
What're you gonna do, get nerfed?
>>36288177
Don't hate yourself, I'm sure you're cool

And with that, I'm out, gonna get that haircut and go to K's, goodbye sweet princes and princesses
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>>36288887
So close
Take a shower after the haircut, or you'll be itchy and leave dead hair everywhere you go
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>>36288272
It's a running thing. Lots of the folks here play it. It's just part of the community
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>>36288272
We can turn it into a Gundam thread if you want.
>>36288887
I haven't played in such along time I don't even care who's viable anymore.
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>>36289024
I'm new here to be honest so it went over my head. I played Mercy a lot during Overwatch beta cause I suck at shooters.
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>>36289222
It's cool. We're kind of rebuilding right now. We lost a few "big names" after a fiasco about 2 months back. But with the new blood like you, Austria, and disappointment, we're quickly rebuilding. Regardless, these threads have kind of become larger than what its intended to be. We have our own memes and everything
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>>36289291
So what's the significance of Meowth? Someone's imouto drew it?
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>>36289291
Mind if I ask what happened?
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>>36289803
turns out most of the stories in this general where fake.
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>>36289772
Beargguy and his sister are fairly good artists, his little sister drew it and we keep posting it

>>36289803
Story-chan revealed that she made up 4 of the popular posters, Imouto Cuddler, Lucy, College Girl, and Hungry Sister Guy. She's a pretty good writer
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We're going on a date! It's not really a date, but I'm going to pretend that it's one. He said that he has a good day planned for us. He also played with my feet some this morning, so more physical contact has been made!
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>>36260297
i always found it gross to hug a family member, and i always hated sitting next to my sister in the living room as a kid. i have no problem hugging friends though.
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>>36289772
Beargguy, AKA Brendan Fraiser, his sister drew it. It's been a running symbol of the thread since Christmas.

>>36289803
Story-chan, who still posts here, had a number of stories running with pseudo posters. Another anon named Pat, who was arguably one if the biggest names here, revealed his story was made up also. He doesn't post anymore
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>>36289886
Where are ya'll going? Was it like a foot massage?
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>>36289886
Be sure to thank him for taking you on a date later

>>36289891
Hug a friend, tell them you love them, post results

>>36289912
If Pat's still alive, he'll come back some day
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>>36289886
>disappointment
Going against your name. Good.
Hope you have a great time.
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>>36289961
I hope he does. He's kind odd, but I liked him. I miss reading his updates. Even without Emma, he added a lot to the threads
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>>36289935
I don't know where we're going, he just said that he made plans for us.

I tried to describe it but I'm honestly just better at greentexting.

>wake up
>leave my room to scavenge for food
>get some cereal
>is good
>he's on the couch watching TV
>sit next to him and press my feet into his leg
>kick his leg and try to annoy him
>he grabs my ankles and pulls me towards him
>my feet are in his lap
>he just plays with them
>massaging some, wiggling them around some, playing with my toes

eeeeeeee

>>36289961
Only if he gives me his love

>>36290004
I'm trying to do my best
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>>36289833
>>36289873
>>36289912
That's unfortunate. I know it's not much but I promise I'm not making mine up.

>>36289886
>>36290096
ooo Congratulations~
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>>36290294
Most of us aren't upset though, she created four in depth characters and really carried these threads. Her first character Imouto Cuddler is why these threads started to pop up here on r9k. It's unfortunate but really all we can do is thank her.
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>>36290294
Don't misunderstand. I'm sure there's still a lot of hurt feelings, but I think for most of us, the ride is more important than whether it's fiction or not. I'm more thankful for the escape from daily life, and the people to talk to regularly about shit than whether or not IC or Lucy were real. When you're words on a screen, everything is as real as it needs to be
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>>36290361
>>36290644
I guess that makes sense. Well still, I think I'm sticking to this thread now. Seems fun and you guys got me to do something I like now.

As soon as aniki gets home I'll post what's going on.
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Quick bump, as we all do pre Easter stuffz
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>>36291847
People still celebrate Easter?
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>>36292426
Orthodox countries
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>>36292426
Seems like it this year. Half my office was out for good Friday. Guess it's fashionable to be Catholic again
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>>36260297
>tfw no qt little sister to cuddle
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>>36292426
I'm currently skiing in the west of Austria, they refused to serve us meat yesterday.
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>>36292586
I'd be your imouto, but I already got an aniki.
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>>36266198
To wank to all the dick pics and pretend to be fembots and try to turn on straight lonley manlets like you
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>>36266913
Hes not a siscon dont try to do anything sexual or he will be disgusted by for the rest of his life after he rejects you
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>>36293116
I think you missed half the thread.
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Remember to watch the latest EMS ep!
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>>36293910
I might get flak for this, but with how they did S2 of Oreimo I'm actually gonna pass on this.
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>>36294093
Whatever do you originally mean?
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>>36294506
EMS was created by the same people who made Oreimo, correct? Oreimo was really good season 1 but completely lost itself in season 2 and ended horribly with a ridiculous climax. Also the whole "I'm gonna just reset any and all character development for season 2" was pretty dirty.

It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
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>>36294583
Protip: read the (Oreimo) LNs. The anime pretty much butchered the story but I still enjoyed it nonetheless
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>>36294629
I never ended up reading past the wedding part in the LN. I don't remember the differences all too well, but the story was pretty similar up to that point, wasn't it? After that, I'm not sure how different it got.
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>>36294743
You do realize that the wedding is in the last volume, right? Or are you talking about that photo shoot wedding?
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>>36294923
My mistake. Yeah, the photo shoot.
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>>36295090
Go kissu your aniki!
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>>36295423
He's not home yet! (get gets off work in 11 minutes)
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>>36295562
Surprise him with lewd actions
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>>36295604
Like what, anon? I was thinking more kisses.
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>>36295829
Hold his hand forcefully.
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>>36288887
>Maybe a nice nap?
>nothing but nightmares
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>>36295880
You know what's up, anon.
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>>36295829
Kiss his lower head
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>>36295968
Try not to climax right there and then, you thirsty harlot you.
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>>36295999
>>36296003

Y'all too lewd. I'm pure, I swear
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>>36296063
>I'm pure, I swear
>posts cropped H-doujinshi endlessly
I'm onto you, sloot
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>>36296063
There's nothing impure about doing lewd things with your beloved aniki~
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>>36296141
I swear I just steal them from other threads. I'm innocent.
>>36296166
This actually makes sense.
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So, any cute plans for Easter with your family?
I'm going to visit my grandma with my sister, go to Easter Mass together, visit grandpa's grave, that kinda thing.
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>>36296277
Big dinner with family. Beyond that, no
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Apparently everyone but me likes my hair who's seen it...
I went to get some chips but the bag was actually filled with paper balls to bait people into trying to eat things, these people are insane
>>36295886
I-I'm sorry, I don't know how to help you
>>36296277
My moms gonna pretend to be religious for a day
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Aniki is home fellas. Time to get my kissu on
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>>36296950
Post hair.

>>36297033
Best of luck anon. Return victorious.
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>>36297033
Do your thing slut
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>>36297077
Post dick
I'm not even gonna try and post this originally
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>>36297564
I don't have one.
But have the next best thing.
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>>36296950
Pics of your new haircut when?
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>>36297033
the update will come, any , time , now.
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>>36296277
Easter egg hunt :^)
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>>36298257
Aren't you dead?
oreo
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>>36298257
Aren't you supposed to be on the run you creep?
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>>36297988
He's already balls deep in her
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>>36296277
no. my family barely celebrates anything anymore.
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>>36260297
But I don't love them.
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>>36260297
no, that's embarrassing and uncomfortable.
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>>36298257
Thank god, you're ok.
You were lying before right?
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>>36298292
>>36298295
>>36298443
Haha, well when my neesan said she knew everything, it turns out I was a little over paranoid, my mother said me and my imouto couldn't do some things over the school holidays as apparently I spoil her too much, but I took her out anyway, my neesan found out, the way she was talking it sounded like she new about our "cuddling" so I'm not v& and separated from my imouto.
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>>36298482
lmao. i dont have anything against you, but just a little reminder, have an accessible way of killing yourself in case things go south. death is better than prison
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>>36298482
>I spoil her too much
>implying you can spoil an imouto too much
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>>36298482
KEK, you must have shit your pants over nothing.
Well at least everything is ok, I guess.
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>>36298443
>>36298551
Why do you care about a child diddler? They're the worst kind of people

>>36298482
It's only a matter of time until you get v&
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>>36298619
>implying furries aren't infinitely worse
Fuck off if all you're gonna do is shitpost.
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>>36298619
>Why do you care about a child diddler?
I don't care about a 'child diddler', I care for a fellow incestfag.
Besides wasn't it more or less consensual?
And I'm sure he'll wait until she's at least 12 to go any further.
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>>36297033
pls fuck aniki for me
next time you kiss, put his hand on your butt.

>tfw sad imouto with no aniki to seduce
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>>36290361
These threads were a thing long before IC
>>36290644
Speak for yourself nigger, nobody likes fake stories, obviously. Did you forget the shitstorm a while back?
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>>36298745
after 1 hour and 20 mins i think there is a big chance they are fucking right now,.
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>>36298967
>These threads were a thing long before IC
Yes, but they never stayed up as long or had as much content

>Speak for yourself nigger
>nobody likes fake stories
Speak for yourself nigger, I liked them
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>>36299065

You think so? I hope so anon.
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>>36299309
>es, but they never stayed up as long or had as much content
That's because people weren't bumping them for half the thread, and there was plenty of content.
>I liked them
That's great, now go and make a thread about fake stories so they can stay out of threads like this one.
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I havent been in the thread for a long while, why is pat nowhere to be seen? Did something happen?
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>>36299487
i think he faked a lot of the story.
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>>36299487
A long while? Did you catch the part where he made nearly everything up? He hasn't posted in some time.
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>>36299487
Because he revealed most of his story was fake after he kept posting for a while but then he just suddenly disapeared and hasn't been here in weeks.
I think he killed himself.
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>>36299418
After that bullshit, you still believe the stories in these threads are real? I think everything in this thread is fake, but I'm reading for entertainment.
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>>36299418
>Wah there's a couple bumps to keep the thread alive

>go and make a thread about fake stories so they can stay out of threads like this one.
We've been over this already, fuck off. It's not like you can tell if they're real or fake for sure anyway

>>36299487
He didn't really get with Emma, she rejected him. Hopefully he'll be back soon
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>>36299531
>>36299539
>>36299560
Thats too bad, i like his story's even if they were fake. What about the Jap guy? forgot his name but last time i heard from him he got his sis (suposedly) preggers.
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>>36299613
Apparently his sister killed herself, and so did he after.
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>>36299613
Sis killed herself because parents were being faggots and didn't let them be together, ke killed himself afterwards. I really hope this one was fake.
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>>36299680
>>36299674
wew that is really something depressing if true.
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>>36299674
>>36299680
Wow, thats not good at all i really hope that one was fake. Will nobody ever have a happy end with their sis/bro :\
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>>36299680
what is the trip so i can search the story on the archive?
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>>36299748
You can. Just write up a story.
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>>36299753
It's !yHiGyyKNIY.
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>>36299579
Yes, all of the stories ever posted in these threads could have been fake. It's terrible. I just find it stupid that people seriously give advice and shit about stuff that isn't happening.
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>>36300118
Then don't come into a thread full of things you hate, are you masochist or just stupid?
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>>36299680
fembot here.

Story is fake, anon. Pregnancy doesn't work that way.

Sorry to destroy your dreams.
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>>36300307
What the hell does that have to do with anything, numbskull? Yes, fake stories are terrible, but I don't hate the real stuff that's happening.
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>>36300385
thanks. i feel relieved.
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>>36300422
Okay. You only hate when the fake stories get advice? Who the fuck is real anyways?
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>>36300385
I mean his story was pretty much a mess anyway, anyone could have seen that one coming.
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Guys, I need to come clean. I've never been hit by a car. I've never even seen a car in person. I was born at home and I've never left my house.

Please don't hate me
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>>36301017
lol really makes the nogging think .
k lad
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>>36301017
What the fuck? I hate Deerguy now. Just change the name to NEETGuy then, you fucking faggot.
haha nice joke, it's a joke, r-right?
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i hope kissy is ok
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>>36301091
This is where the plot twist comes in and her aniki comes home with a Stacy. NTR time.
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>>36301091
i think if something bad happened she would look herself up in her room and tell us. the more likely scenario is that she is cuddling with her aniki.
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>>36301017
Guys I need to come clean too. I'm actually a breasts man, and sex should only be missionary for the purpose of reproduction
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>>36301710
Well at least your actual persona has good taste.
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>>36301091
Maybe she has been gone for so long because she is doing more than just kissing
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>>36301088
Please don't hate me, I never leave the house so you guys are my only friends. I just wanted you guys to like me
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So, I'm looking into rings for my sister.

Are promise rings a thing? Or is that stupid? Is this ring idea stupid?
I really don't know what I'm doing and my stomach is in knots just from the idea of giving her something like this.
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>>36302385
What the hell's a promise ring? Do you not have any idea what your sister's taste is like? If you know what I mean. Just think about what kind of ring she'd like. I've personally always liked silver. Don't care at all for jewellery though.
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>>36302450
I think it goes from wedding ring -> engagement ring -> promise rings
She doesn't wear jewley. I just didn't want to go too crazy because she hates when I spend a lot in her.
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>>36302517
Still, no idea what's she'd like? Depends on taste, but maybe just get her a silver ring? It doesn't need to have a huge diamond or whatever, and you can say it didn't cost much. If she doesn't wear or care for jewellery, a simple (looking) ring will do just fine.
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>>36302618
Well, she doesn't like flashy stuff all that much. Might not go with a really crazy looking one like the one I'm looking at right now. What with the hearts and stuff.
There is a simpler looking one with a small diamond in the middle, so I may go with that.

And I'll probably will lie about price if she brings it up.
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>>36302756
>implying it's not a little sister's job to take advantage of her big brother
Be sure to post a picture.
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>>36302782
After how annoying she tells me I am for supposedly giving too much, I doubt that.
And will do on the picture. Should come here in a week or two. So perfect timing for her birthday.
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>>36302895
Fucking nice, are you just gonna be like "Oh yeah happy birthday have a ring" or will you do the whole get on one knee and propose?

>>36302032
W-wait you weren't lying?
Oh well doesn't matter.
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>>36303099
You know they can't actually get married, right? I guess he can do that if he was trying to be romantic or something. I wonder what his idea of romantic is, though.
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>>36302895
If she doesn't like jewelry, get her something small and simple that doesn't draw attention to itself
Oddball, but I had a teacher who had a silicon wedding ring, someone asked about it and he said it was a lot more comfortable than his actual ring and he often forgot it was on, it's a little out there since he was a weird guy but just spitballing

Speaking of rings, guess which pair of faggots started wearing theirs again?
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>>36303150
You know they can't actually get married, right?
Not with that attitude.
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>>36303170
>guess which pair of faggots started wearing theirs again?
Who?...OOOOHHHHHH, you honestly confused me with the 'faggots'.
Buy a ring just like your dad's and wear it in front of your parents. You know just to get that threesome idea in their head.

Also stop playing dumb and post pics of your new haircut.
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>>36303099
I don't know. I'd probably spill an enormous amount of pasta if I were to even try to present it to her that directly.
Maybe I could hide it inside another gift. A surprise within a surprise.
>>36303150
A quiet night cutting plastic is my idea of romantic.
>>36303170
Yeah, I'm going with a more simpler look. Still a bit of diamond though.
Also, that is rough, Laura. Sorry. You can talk shit to me if it helps a little bit.
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>>36303347
>I don't know. I'd probably spill an enormous amount of pasta if I were to even try to present it to her that directly.
Yeah I can imagine that.

>Maybe I could hide it inside another gift. A surprise within a surprise.
Oh hey, this might actually be good idea.

>A quiet night cutting plastic is my idea of romantic.
Never change.
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>>36303273
>Buy a ring just like your dad's and wear it in front of your parents. You know just to get that threesome idea in their head.
Pic related
not really, but I started typing something along the lines of that and then realized I had a pic for it and never have the chance to use it
>Also stop playing dumb and post pics of your new haircut.
Man you're like the third person to ask... on one hand I want to but on the other I'm paranoid
I'll sleep on it, if I do I'm just gonna doodle my face over my face
And in a side note, my dad said "not bad"
>>36303347
I hate to be the cynical one, but how are you gonna play if off for your parents?
And thanks, but it's not too big a deal, it was gonna happen, I know they're not trying to rub it in my face of anything
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>>36303623
>how are you gonna play if off for your parents
He's gonna impregnate her right then and there, of course. How else?
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>>36303488
...maybe a model kit box for extra cheesy and romantic mush.
>>36303623
The ring? Fug, I don't know. She'll have to be careful when she's wearing it I guess. Not like I'm going to give her this ring in front of them. Or am I reading that wrong?
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>>36303753
>...maybe a model kit box for extra cheesy and romantic mush.
>Not like I'm going to give her this ring in front of them.
I guess that could work, unless she starts building/opening it in front of your parents and/or guests,

>Or am I reading that wrong?
I don't think you are.

>She'll have to be careful when she's wearing it I guess.
Why? If anyone asks she can just proudly say she's engaged to her brother, no big deal.
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>>36303753
Your potential confusion confuses me
I mean how are you gonna explain the ring to your parents if they see it
>>36303727
Oh yea, dahooie

I guess here's the hair, not me in the pic, but this person (the post said 50% chance they're a trap, didn't tell my self esteem when my first reaction was 'oh she kinda looks like me. Maybe I should get my hair like tha-oh') looks a bit like me, but I got fatter cheeks and my eyebrows are different, can't point out the exact difference but it's something, like they're not as steep, I don't do words good
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>>36303995
>Laura now has man-hair
RUINED!!


Seriously how can anyone like short hair on a girl?
>>
>>36304088
Some girls can pull it off.
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>>36304116
I don't know, I have never seen a girl that looks good with short hair, it's an insta-boner killer for me.
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>>36303995
Ah, well sorry for that. Uh, I guess.. shit.
I don't have a clue. She stole it?
Also, really nice hair.
>>36303962
We haven't told anyone about us, so I doubt she'd do that.
>>36304088
What's considered short? My sister has chin length hair.
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>>36304088
it's not really that short, though. most guys i see don't have hair that long.
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>>36302385
>So, I'm looking into rings for my sister.

If you do this, wear your rings on a chain, tucked inside your clothing. Otherwise it could bring up potentially dangerous questions.
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>>36304179
>What's considered short? My sister has chin length hair.
Well I guess it's kinda in the middle not too short but no too long...

>>36304186
It's more about the hair style I guess, whatever is in Laura's pic definitely looks bad to me.
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>>36304257
Can't someone wear a ring without being married?
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>>36304257
I was thinking you meant wear the ring normally, but have it on a chain like those chained wallets.

I'm stupid.
>>36304461
Maybe the slight if suspicion might be bad. I don't know.
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>>36304088
>>36304176
>>36304316
I'm sorry it'll grow back, it's a little longer than the pic, don't hate me I'm not a butchdyke
I'm still finding out how I feel about it right now, it's just difficult but the reviews from people who have seen it are positive so far
>>36304179
Thanks, I'm kinda iffy on it right now
Asking for it was a nightmare though, I've had the same 2 barbers for years now and whenever I go I sit down, and the only words exchanged are "the usual?" "Please" and I pay him and leave, he used to ask about school and stuff but he must've picked up on the fact I hate taking. But this time I had to talk and try and describe it and he kept asking if it was good and I wanted to say yes a few times just to end the interaction, but I managed to get what I wanted, which shouldn't be hard because I'm paying him to cut it the way I want but whatever
Sorry for the /blog, just venting
>>36304257
Look at this guy being smart
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>>36304594
>I'm sorry
Don't apologize, I'm just being autistic, if you think it's fine that's good enough.

>but the reviews from people who have seen it are positive so far
What did K and your mom say?
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>>36304652
>Don't apologize, I'm just being autistic, if you think it's fine that's good enough.
You're not being autistic, you've got your preferences, I'll take any feedback
>What did K and your mom say?
K held my head like pic related I spent a while trying to describe it but I couldn't word it without it sounding violent so I got this, shit has me giggling whenever I see it sorta moved it around, looking at it, said "I like it" and kissed me, honestly I've never had a weird rush of warm feelings like that, I ain't got the introspective words for them, but I was really happy
My mom looked at it for a bit and said it was a nice change
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bumping this glorious thread to save it from page 9
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>>36305140
lol we need a new thread
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>>36305212
I'll make it, gimmie a sec
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It's up, if you guys don't like it go ahead and let it die and make a new one
>>36305306
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