EMERGENCY Need to Blow my Load ASAP

>>36257950
OP here

my only standards are
>no STD's
>cute

>>36258010
OP here again

definition of "cute" is negotiable

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>>36258070
OP here again

non life-threatening or cosmetic/relatively harmless STD's are also negotiable

B I G

B E N I S

B F

(h e l p)

f a p p e n i n g

>>36257950
>Search for hookers
>fuck
>???
>profit

>>36258756
how to hook up with non-hooker feminine benis at party???

Just rape Nork women when you invade idiot.

nk is not a threat to anyone but south koreans in artillery and missile range you stupid virgin

Does Hitomi have some disease that just makes her tits grow for the rest of her life or some shit? Because that's gotta be a helluva life.

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>>36257950
You're having a sexual emergency. Try to stay calm, and learn from others who've had one.

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>>36258856
>>36259391
I'm not going to rape.
Gib legit advice pls.

>>36258874
>t. bluepill
USA's "anti-missile defense" isn't real.
Nuke ICBM missiles can't be intercepted.
DPRK's nuclear ICBM's can confirmed reach USA mainland.

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Quick, mods asleep

Why shills for t_D want to bluepill everybody to be slep when nukes are a few days away from flying?