The Tale of gnome cock

>Fast forward some 20 years biomechanics has now become the top trend in cosmetic and trauma health treatment.
>Medicine doesn't suck now in this country at this point
>Big pharma is dead
>Thank you couch potato chip potheads for actually getting something done for once
>The new icock comes out with a variety of girths, sizes, and lengths to choose from.
> Decide to get one
>Flesh augmented and steroid boosted by technology how about that
> Look at the options
> See there is a custom tailored option available
> Oh yes. The white cocks shall rise again...

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Go on OP

klllklk

>Consult with apple cosmetic surgeon
> Surgeon ask what I'm looking for
>I want what harambe has
>surgeon: wut
>I say I've been denied my male stature for to fucking long.
>Give me the giga bbc alpha size package
>Surgeon: uh sir that model specification was not designed for white men.
>Don't, tell, me, what,THE, GNOME, COCK, Knight, CAN'T HAVE!!!!!
>Surgeon: ok the giga Ultron it is then.
>Sign the waiver

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In the surgery

>The dock gets to work slicing and dicing my little Santa helper friend. He works with the skill and fancy of a homunculus. He cuts, cauterizes, and rearranges the vein, arteries and muscle. Readying the arrival of my new friend
> The moment comes
> A large harambe ultron styled living chode descends from the ceiling dome of the master of fleshes chamber. Meeting and settling with the base of my balls with that satisfying sound that Darth Vaders mask made in revenge of the sith.

this doesn't feel like three parts

>Doctor chode begins examining the success of his work. Eyes hovering dangerously over the slumbering beast
>I feel life in me again
>Suddenly for the first time in my life I have an erection. The beast lances like a javelin right into the docs right eye.
>Surgeon Reeeeeee.jpeg
>I walk out of the surgery as the doctor wails in agony over my weaponized chodehammer
>Uteruses, black bubble butt uteruses shall burn this dawn baring the seeds and children of my revenge.

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Am entertained. Go on, OP...

hold up I'm having problems with gay non-ascii

Part 3: destroyer of uteruses
>next morning
>Sunday barbecue
>The dawn of bleed uteruses approaches
> Walk back into shitty chicken melon infested hood of mine
>Black bubble butts washing their alphas car with said butts
> Approach in harambe attack form
>Alpha nigga senses his status is being challenged and confronts me
> Doesnt know about the special sauce I have in my pants

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>Whip out my Chodehammer
>Alphas mouth drops to the floor
> A black obese womens lolling banshee scream can be heard echoing throughout the hood.
> Grills of cooking chicken and melon suddenly spontaneously combust in an orgy of crying flames.
>muhmuhmyMelons.aud
>Stolen bicycles scattered across lawns rise up back to life riding back home to their owners like free Willy.
> The souls of a thousand dead white cucks denied summoned from my chodehammer rise from the ground besieging my rival. Holding him down.
>With chode in hand I activate the elastic neuromuscular stretch feature on my icock and rope my dick around his neck and begin chocking to death this buffalo soldier.
>His eyes popping in and out like a squeeze toy with each tug.
>The baloney face black hoes squeeee in horror as they bare witness to my ascension as alpha.
>Little bill passes on to the realm of chicken, melon and infinite bicycles

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>>36257575
Fucking keks

8/10, great story OP. Thanx for the chuckles

>Set my eyes on the misses donkey kongs
>Rapeface.jpeg
>They attempt to flee in horror refusing to accept their new white alpha liege.
> I joust like a knight with my Lancelot shlong scoring home on duck face melons #1, Keishas pun tang
>Smash into cervix
>Keisha: please dont
>Me: to late pudding pops
>Cosbyface.jpeg
>Breach! The chamber of secrets has been opened
>Keisha: No!
>My great tripod pounds her womb punching like muhammed Ali till I spluge
>Crosseyedcosby.jpeg
>I turn next to Roxana but she aint got no butt so ya
>pass
>MyAnacondaDontWantAnyUnlessYouGotTheBunsHuns.aud
> One by fall one they fall to the great gnome cock.
>One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them, one cock to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
> In the end it was all fucking worth it.
> I am gnome cock, master of ebony, cock strangler of little bill.

And thus concludes the tale of gnome cock

Thank you for the audience guys

Good Revenge story with a happy ending 8/10

Wow,man.
Thanks.

really really amazing stuff anon
thank you so much

I done goofed well on this someone. Screenshot this shit.

>>36257862
Doubt you fag

>>36257219
this made me kek harder than any of the other posts in the thread

>>36256676
>>36257219
>>36257445
>>36258004

Thats because of technicalities. This is my first after all. Have stories planned in the future. stay tuned...

>>36258072
How will we know thy work, anon?

>>36258097

That is the wonders of the universe little anon as the creator of keks you shall notice my works as comets or tinkle gay shooting stars flying But you shall never see the pepe (me) that rides them

7/10 I contracted autism from this

>>36258168

Good. My job here is done then. Tards get it easy. They get free chippo man

bump for stories sake

>B/ 9 months
> A father now to 7 mixed bean turds
>named them after the seven dwarves of snowwhite with nigga slang: Bashdeznutz, Docdree, Dopeydope, happyhaya,Sleepiweezy,CatchBoiSneezy, and Grumplad.

>kids are doing fine
>Roxanna a bitch though who has no bubble butt
>with never tap her ass
>keep her around to make sandwiches and shit
>PaybacksABitch.jpeg
>Roxanna depressed
>get her new apple ibooty
>add vibrate message feature to jerk my cock
>still won't fuck her
>Roxanna depressed still
>keks

>>36257688
>One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them, one cock to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Chodo Shaggins

>>36256676
This was fun but sad
Bu the time I get laid well probably have cyborg Chads to compete with

>>36259200
You'll have to find some weirdo flesh-fetishist.

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>>36260136
>>36259200

Its worst then that