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Overdose.
Jump over the traintracks with a train coming so the fucker derails and kills himself/others
Jump in front of a truck so the highway gets painted with my blood/organs.
shot with a shotgun in the head, or with a magnum.
Jump from a really tall building and try to fall on a nigger or a roastie.

>>36255997

* Become president
* Order a unilateral restart of atomic testing
* Go to view the first test
* Sneak away from your handlers
* Hug the bomb when it goes off.

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Dehydration, don't drink any liquids until you eventually die in 3-10 days. It's extremely painless.

Possibly stay around loved ones while doing so, but don't let them know you're dehydrating yourself. It'll come as much more a shock to them when you just croak near them out of the blue.

>find a bridge that isn't too high
>wrap piano wire around your neck
>superglue your hands to your head
>jump off bridge
>to anyone that finds you it looks like you've pulled your own head off

Was always a favourite of mine

>>36255997
I want to be like one of those guys in public who gathers a large group because he says he's gonna do some cool ass stunt or something, then pull out a gun and just shoot myself. It'd be hilarious