Gayest thing youve done today

I jerked off to father son sissy porn for an hour straight.

I sucked a dick and got fucked in the ass.

>>36255784
I've lived with my bf for three months, that or being fucked while sucking another guy off

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>decide to mess around with my butt since I haven't done it in 7 years
>forgot how good it felt
>thought I wasn't being loud and just riding it slowly until a line of precum whipped up over my chest and snapped me out of the lust

No man on gods green Earth should deny their self the pleasure of something hitting their prostate perfectly and feeling that shock of pleasure as you can literally feel the precum running through your dick. I don't even know where so much precum could possible come from, it was like I was peeing slime. My legs are still shaking and my breathing heavy.

I shopped for clothes online.

>>36255784
How is that gay? Unless you took the time to tie a ribbon around your cookies like in the photo, then yes, that's pretty gay.

I'm a neet and I bake all the time because I like to eat cakes, pies, brownies, cookies, etc, but I don't have the cash to buy ready-made stuff from the store.

deciding not to kill myself after all

>>36255784
played with my asshole

>>36255889
I wish more straight guys would realize how great prostate stimulation feels.

>>36255907
because i made them heart shaped and put frosting and sprinkles on them like the faggot i am

Look at a picture of a trap cat boy and said "Hmmm thats not really that bad at all, I kinda like it".

I might fap to images of men fucking each other soon. Other than that I don't even remember what I did today besides get drunk, pass out and have a shitty dream about class presentations and failing technology.

>>36255975
There's nothing technically gay about that it's all in ur head

Gayest thing I've done today is to go on /r9k/

>>36255974
I've tried it a couple of times. Just felt okay and not really worth the hassle.

>>36255784
sucking a bleeding, POZZED BBC while bouncing up and down on a mega-thick 22 inch "Internal Rupturer" specially designed by a group of POZ PARTY members.

>>36255784
Sugar cookies are the shit anon. Gimme one pls

>>36255784
I drove home from work singing mango tango from double dragon neon really loudly.

I took a huge shit.

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>>36255784
fully realizing that i was a lesbian woman trapped inside a somewhat feminine-looking man's body this whole time

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>>36255784
>Sugar cookies
>No chocolate chips

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36255784
>Felt sad,
>came to 4Chan,
>felt sad.