Hey, robots. I posted a thread last night if anyone remembers.

unfortunate that she's illegal. How old?

>>36255776

If she's illegal then don't you fucking retard, you have no idea what you might be getting yourself into. Especially if you initiate things knowing that she's underaged, you'll be slapped with a statutory rape charged and imprisoned before you fucking blink. And trust me, you think your life's shitty now? Wait until you're getting your shit box slammed with a giant nigger dick.

Don't be a retard, please don't be a retard.

Don't do it.

why the "shes illegal" is on the con part ?

>>36255796
>>36255816
18-3

Though it's worth noting that if she comes to my state, she's legal, since i'm less than 4 years older than her

>>36255817
I like the way you think

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ya dun goofd take a seat

What the fuck do you mean by "what do i do", a woman already likes you so go for it.

FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Inb4 bait

>she expects me to be a nonvirgin

Aaaaand here we go. Fuck that bitch. She has to be some kind of a roastie if that what she requires. Especially if she is as autistic as you said she is.

Nigga don't be a dumbass. Lower your standards and find a local girl who's actually fucking legal.

>>36255830

I didn't ask her age you retard. But if she's 15 then that's REALLY off fucking limits because age of consent laws for pretty much every state starts at 16. If you do this and something goes wrong you're looking at 10+ years in federal prison.

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>>36255834
This is why I lied in the last thread, gonna be nothing but hansenposters now

>>36255841
you're not wrong

I really hope this works out, i wanna be a normie and (hopefully) one day a chad

>>36255847
It's not that she expects it, just that she said "gross" when i hinted that I might be a virgin

>>36255853
I can't talk to people irl

>>36255867
Did you not read my post? I just looked up my state's consent laws, she might be legal though it's also worth noting she'd be crossing over state lines,
which may or may not mean federal law applies

any legal robots here that can clear this up

>>36255883
>she's 15 and thinks virgins are gross

what the fuck? did she lose hers at 12 or something?

>>36255776
>over a few months

how can one possibly court a girl for this long

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>>36255933
I said she's a KV in the OP, can't ya read dummy

>>36255943
Wasn't really courting, just on-and-off messaging. I only recently found out she's into me

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>>36255958
what a fucking hypocrite then. she's a virgin yet thinks virgins are gross?

dont be a cuck and date this roastie whore, get out of there

>>36256006
This, unless she was joking.

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>>36256006
I really don't care what she thinks of virgins as long as she's one

Plus that'll probably make it easier to fake. Regardless i'm not going to tell her I (was) a virgin until after our third time fucking

>>36256046
stop thinking with your dick for one god damn second and listen to me.

she's fucking 15. teenage girls are the most superficial beings on the planet. she WILL cheat on you with chad given the chance.

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>>36256102
So what? I want to lose my virginity to a virgin, I don't want a relationship with a teenage girl

How did you meet? Why is she interested in you? And do you have any plans for what you would do with your life in prison if you were caught?

>>36256126
you still having a fucking problem here you fucking retard.

you didn't even fully confirm if she's actually legal

DO YOU WANT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE YOU FAGGOT

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>she's illegal

>>36255776
She's illegal, she has to go back.

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>>36256143
>How did you meet?
omegle, i said in the OP

>Why is she interested in you?
She thinks I'm smart. Apparently her corner of hicktown is full of dumbass rednecks

>And do you have any plans for what you would do with your life in prison if you were caught?
>>36256146
Only a crime if I get caught :^)

>>36256151
>>36256178
I wonder if it'll trigger you if I say I'm a brownbot

>>36256204
>I wonder if it'll trigger you if I say I'm a brownbot
only if youre illegal

>>36256204
>Only a crime if I get caught :^)

youre a fucking retard

>>36256204
>only a crime if I get caught
took the words out of my fingers op
wrap up if you like her that much
probably not a good idea to tell the board she was a jailbait tho

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>>36256242
When did /r9k/ fill up with whiteknight normies?

oh, wait...

>>36256264
Good thing I'm just shitposting pics of some random girl I found on instagram. Remember, the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>36255776
>she's qt 3.145926
>pic related
Hahahahah

Have fun going to jail for a basic bitch.

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>>36256306
>basic bitch

>>>>>>>>>/normiebook/

You seem triggered. I'm sorry, we can't all have qts begging for our Ds

>>36256046
>Regardless i'm not going to tell her I (was) a virgin until after our third time fucking

so specific. sounds like you've really thought this through, OP

>>36256357
you are correct

orii

>>36255830
>Though it's worth noting that if she comes to my state, she's legal, since i'm less than 4 years older than her

how are you going to get her to come to you? what about her parents? aren't they going to be curious about the man their teenage daughter is going to visit?

this is a really horrible idea

>op wants a minor to cross state lines so he can have sex with her
Nigger what are you doing, you're going to go to jail and get the shit beaten out of you and probably literally raped to death because youll be known as a child molester

>>36255883
>I really hope this works out, i wanna be a normie and (hopefully) one day a chad
you're an adult and by not even a normie by your own admission. and you think you can be a chad. jfc OP

you're born a chad. you certainly don't become one by luring a little girl you met on omegle. that's the opposite of moving to chad territory. that's sinking deeper down the iceberg chart

>>36255830
>15
>15 fucking years old

OP you better be AT LEAST under 20 otherwise you're fucking pedo scum and I hope you get what's coming to you

>>36256443
She said she has a friend she could hitch a ride with. I live in a big city about a 3 hour drive from her, so it's not absurd that she'd visit it. If all else fails I could always wait a few months for her to get a drivers license then she can come to me

>>36256504
I am under 18, but refer yourself to >>36256304

>>36256516
have you at least video called her? what if you're being catfished or the feds are setting this up.

>>36256540
I'm assuming 17 then?

Well then you're good, 2 years isn't that big of a deal. Just be wary when you do turn 18

That being said get the fuck out underage scum

>>36256553
Then they've done a good enough job inventing a fake person that they deserve to catch me

Besides, i'm never gonna risk coming to her, and if she comes to me i'll be able to scope her out and make sure she's real.

>>36255776
>a KV expects her first to be a non-virgin

She's lying to you, no virgin girl wants that because its an absolute mess for them in terms of feeling good.

>>36256604
i didn't mean to put the "under," I am 18

and consent laws are so blurry i consider anyone post-puberty to be fair game for me

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>>36256621
She didn't say that, I mostly just assumed it. She said "gross" when I asked if I should be a virgin. And honestly with the bantz going on between us she might've just been kidding

Regardless I'd prefer to stay in the maybe/maybe not area with her just in case

>>36256696
Anon if she's saying gross to someone being a virgin then she's definitely had sex before, and probably with at least 2 people, teenage girls get attached hard to their first, and she doesn't seem to be at all, and she wouldn't be saying gross in a context because it implies she is also gross as well.

She's definitely had at least 2 partners.

>>36256759
It's only gross when men are virgins you dunce

>>36256782
No, women find other women to be gross as well if they're virgins.

>>36256801
No they don't

You don't understand how women think

Where virginity is seen as beta in men, it's treasured in women. Women feel jealous of other women who still hold their purity and so will call them "gross" because they secretly envying their value

>>36256637
>post-puberty
anon she's still technically not done with her puberty stage. honestly i dont think what you're doing is right or fair. she's younger than you, you should know better. she doesnt know what shes doing but a few years from now she may regret this and hold it against you. in any case the underage girl always wins. you're a dumbass and quite frankly i feel that you're taking advantage of her. these laws are in place for a reason. shes not in a position to think for herself, shes too young and lost. think back to when you were her age, you wanted to do stupid shit for no reason. this is whats happening to her right now. i hope you get caught.

>>36256854
No, they don't. Women feel they are ugly if they are virgins because it means no guys want them and that they aren't good enough.

>>36255929
if you cross state lines or make her cross state lines, you're FUCKED, it's illegal

seriously just chase girls your own age

are you sure shes interested in having sex with you ? Bc i think everyones looking at it the wrong way, you mentioned sex and she said 'gross' ... and since shes FIFTEEN and a CHILD its more likely that she was saying gross at the notion of sex than you being a virgin. think with your brain instead of your dick for a second

>>36256204
>mohammed
>a pedophile

who woulda thunk?

>should I fuck a 15 year old girl?

I don't know, let me ask my friends at the FBI

Tetrad Core was just here last night cleaning up shit from some torrent an anon dropped. I'm sure they're sticking around and monitoring things.

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friendly reminder that anyone in higher authority right now can see your IP address and track you down.

>>36255776 dont go see her chris hansen will appear

>>36255883
>It's not that she expects it, just that she said "gross" when i hinted that I might be a virgin


Holy shit you are a bigger mangina then I imagined.

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>>36256857
>she doesnt know what shes doing
yes, yes, good goyium. She isn't aware of her actions now, but once she''s 18, she'll suddenly know everything she needs too. Good goyium, now we can keep them all to ourselves- i mean, keep their """""purity"""" intact

>>36256866
no, they're all sluts

>>36256864
She told me she has to fight off guys who come on to her that she's not attracted to

>>36256887
I'm not sandnigger/beaner dummy, just brown

>>36256875
I literally have chatlogs saved of me saying "fuck you" and her saying "that's what I want"

She didn't say "gross" to sex, she said "gross" to the concept of male virginity, which is literally the opposite of what you posted

Trust me, anon. I wouldn't get my hopes up unless I was truly sure she wanted me

>>36256967
1000 proxies. Also, the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I found this random girl's instagram profile and am just shitposting

>>36256989
Already said I won't come to her first under any circumstances

If this is a honeypot they're doing an awful job

>>36257014
>She told me she has to fight off guys who come on to her that she's not attracted to

>is a KV virgin
>she wants to just have sex out of the blue
>is insecure and thinks she's ugly
>but has dudes crawling out of the woodwork for her
>etc. etc. etc.

You are getting beyond played.

>>36257014
>She isn't aware of her actions now, but once she''s 18, she'll suddenly know everything she needs too
thats literally what happens you fucking autist. you grow up a lot within the 3 year age gap of 15-18. even statistics shows that 70% of teenagers that are taken advantage of sexually have a harder life in the long run. look it up.

>>36257014
>I literally have chatlogs saved of me saying "fuck you" and her saying "that's what I want"
>a kissless virgin ever saying this to some dude from the internet
Mhmmm

>>36257014
>random girl's instagram
>pic related is from snapchat

Yeah, sure thing OP.

>>36257041
>out of the blue

Are you willfully ignoring things I posted in the OP? We've been chatting on and off for a few months now. Honestly, you're sounding a bit triggered that you didn't find her

>>36257061
[citation needed]

>>36257082
>Are you willfully ignoring things I posted in the OP? We've been chatting on and off for a few months now. Honestly, you're sounding a bit triggered that you didn't find her

More like I'm 26 and not interested in some 15 year old. Also I have a lot more life experience than you, you're getting played, hard.

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>>36257081
You can post things from snapchat on insta, dummy

>>36257102
>I have a lot more life experience than you

Then you're either a normie that needs to get the fuck out or a robot that's talking out his ass

either way fuck off

>>36257082
What fucking citation do you need? You're being a selfish prick right now only thinking about yourself. YOU want to lose your v-card to a virgin, but SHE doesn't, and you're gonna tell her AFTER you fuck her? Just imagine how fucked up that is on a kid. You're taking advantage of a literal child right now. She will be pissed off and hate you. You just want to pump and dump and that's really not an ethical thing to do.

>>36257113
And I'm the one triggered hmm? You can take my advice or not kiddo, either way you're getting played.

>>36257102
>>36257113
This. It's common sense. The majority of virgins are shy and scared. This is why some guys do not want virgins because they're tough work. They're scared and it makes it hard to even do anything. If she was a virgin I do not think she would happily open her legs for a stranger she met on omegle.

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>posting pic of a girl he is into on 4chan
>admitting that she's underage
>admitting that he might bone her
/r9k/ truly is the least intelligent board

Why did you even post this on here?

What kind of "advice" were you hoping to obtain?

It sounds like the situation is rather static

>>36257121
>SHE doesn't

Again, willfully ignoring things I previously posted. SHE came on to ME. SHE is expressing interest in fucking ME.

Or are you trying to imply that me not telling her I'm a virgin is raping her? I think you should visit tumblr, anon. you'd fit in well there.

>>36257151
It's also worth noting that communication is always more difficult for socially awkward people (i.e. virgins) irl. Yet, online, it comes much more naturally. Just look on /r9k/, a good chunk of us faggots would freeze up and die if we ever tried to talk to eachother irl, yet on here we're willing to share our most depraved bullshit.

I've met quite a few mousy girls who are total loudmouth assholes on facebook/social media

>>36257183
artistic works of fiction blah blah

>>36257205
dude she only came on to you because she thinks you're not a virgin. otherwise she clearly thinks you're GROSS. im not saying its rape you fucking autist. what im saying is that you're taking advantage of her and you know it. stop trying to justify your actions right now. the fact that you're here asking us for advice is even further proof that you have some guilt in you because you know what you're doing is not right.

>>36257236
Don't forget that if he really had the balls to go through with it he'd just do it outright. People don't come to others (let alone /r9k/) to ask for advice on what to do with a girl even if no fucking is involved.

>>36257236
>she only came on to you because she thinks you're not a virgin

She's called me a virgin as banter several times in the past, and i never actually gave her a clear answer, only heavily implied that I am one.

She said "gross" jokingly, we have top bantz going on.

"taking advantage" is literally the tumblr pseudo-synonymy for rape.

When the hell did my /r9k/ fill up with so many misguided normie whiteknights?

>>36257261
>People don't come to others (let alone /r9k/) to ask for advice on what to do with a girl even if no fucking is involved.

Stop samefagging. Are you new? Do you not understand how 4chan discussion works? I'm not sure if you came from reddit or tumblr or both, but whatever the case is, you have to go back.

>>36257322
>Stop samefagging. Are you new? Do you not understand how 4chan discussion works? I'm not sure if you came from reddit or tumblr or both, but whatever the case is, you have to go back.

The point fucktard was that you aren't a Chad, so stop acting like it. Stop acting like you're gonna bone some random ass chick. You aren't a Chad, you aren't flirty, you aren't suave, you have no charisma, you're another dork on /r9k/ actually asking about what to do with some 15 year old girl you're never gonna actually meet or do anything with and trying to seek advice on what to actually do, even if no fucking is involved dipshit.

You are a dork with no balls to make your own decisions like a fucking man, and you expect to get laid by some teenage puss, fucking yeah right.

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>>36257322
I'm watching OP. I'm watching very closely.

>>36257381
kek be my friend pls

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>>36257381
There's a great deal of projection in this post. Got something to tell us, anon?

>>36257402
good thing i'm a fedora. *tips*

>>36257415
again, stop samefagging

>>36257433
>There's a great deal of projection in this post. Got something to tell us, anon?

Sure it is, sure it is Melvin.

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>>36257433
Bro come on now. We both know deep down that you can never be me. Why do you insist on embarrassing yourself in front of my anon bros? Leave the chick to me. I'm well trained. Isn't that what she wants? She wants me, not you.

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>>36257468
Whatever. Gonna go play vidya now. I'll make sure to leave the board once i'm lost my virgnity and become a successful normie. Feel free to keep lurking the board, failed normie, but i'd prefer to follow robot decree.

>>36257474
What's funny is I started lifting not too long ago and have reached ottermode, so I'm not far off from your pic.

Bye

>>36257529
>Whatever. Gonna go play vidya now. I'll make sure to leave the board once i'm lost my virgnity and become a successful normie. Feel free to keep lurking the board, failed normie, but i'd prefer to follow robot decree.

You're here forever David whether you lose your virginity or not.

Also

>otter mode
>that pic the anon linked being close

My sides.

maybe, just maybe dont break the law?

>>36257529
enjoy Tyrone's fat black cock in your asshole once you get to jail. retard :) bye now.

I miss omegle threads