ITT: lies normalfags tell to keep robots from going postal >I'm

>>36252465
well how do you know? if you havent noticed then you don't know. idiot.

>>36252465
>you're a nice guy. there's a girl for you who will like you for who you are

>>36252465
>talking to normal fags at all
Fuck off normie. reee

>>36252705
I talk to normalfags every fucking day, on this dumb board

>>36252716
then you should stop going on this board faggot.

>>36252508
How do they know. You don't notice because it's bullshit.

>guys are just intimidated by your intelligence!

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>Just smile :)
>Just be yourself
>Life's a gift!
>It's ok to be quiet

>>36252752
They don't know faggot. they're just trying to get you to realize that you might be wrong. not that they are right.

>There's someone for everybody
>You're a late bloomer

>>36252465

>there's plenty of fish in the sea
>there's someone for everyone
>you aren't that ugly

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the whole "bullies are insecure dumb meatheads from broken homes" thing you see in movies and cartoons and such

they're not

they're handsome intelligent rich people with nothing to lose and everything to gain in terms of social capital

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>>36252835
>They don't know faggot.
then
don't
fucking
say
it

>>36252835
Boy, you are dumb.

>>36252861
handsome intelligent rich people with nothing to lose don't associate with people at the bottom of the social ladder.

>fish in the sea
>bootstraps
>try harder
>starving africans
>standards are too high
>lower standards
>she wasn't good enough
>self improvement
>she's out there
>I wouldn't worry about it
>why don't you have a gf yet
>why don't you have kids yet
>why don't you have a job yet
>why don't you have a drivers license yet
>why do you stay in your room all day
>contriboot to society

>>36252937
not in high school and beyond

but early on they go for the easy put-downs to establish dominance

they learn it from their parents

>>36252889
>>36252877
no you people need to open your minds.

>>36252877
You probably were talking to a normie saying "ill never get a gf, plz pity me" and they said what the OP said. You're the one making the claim and they are responding with possibilities.

>>36252465
>I'm so jealous that you're single! Must be nice living freely without drama

Do they really think we believe this one, or are they just unabashedly displaying pity

Lose weight.

Stop being a creepy faggot in social situations.

You don't need to go to parties and bullshit with cliques to meet someone.

Your entire existence revolving around hating women and being depressed about being a virgin is contradictory.

If you like traps you're gay. This is proven because the requirement for a trap to be a trap is to be a male posing a a female, you are attracted to the maleness posing as a female, therefore you are gay for liking a male, even if it's pretending to be a girl. Get over it and fuck a twink already.

You don't need to be with a girl to gain satisfaction in life. You do however need to stop pretending like it's anyone else's fault other than yourself.

Ask yourself "Would I act this way in real life" and proceed from there.

This is original fucking advice from an Adjustment Disorder riddled fuckwit who has had sex twice in his life and thinks nothing of it other than "it's pretty funny what happened." If you can draw a line between reality and your fantastical views, you can get along with people you like in the real world. You don't need to get laid, but as social creatures humans need some form of positive integration with others.

Reality sucks, doesn't mean you have to.

t. Social anxiety and ADD sufferer.

P.S. If you wear a fedora unironically, stop. The meme is dead.

>>36253006
>t. Social anxiety and ADD sufferer.
translation: "normalfag"

ADD sufferer, get the fuck outta here lmeo

>>36252861
The first kid who bullied me was an obese dumb acne ridden faggot. The actual Chads never bothered to picked on me.

I disagree that Chads are bullies, most bullies fit the Brad archetype that some anons describe.

>"One day that bully will be mopping floors for you!"

Bullies are actually better suited for success than smart robots provided they aren't literally retarded.

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>>36253040
>normalfag

Would you like me to list all my vast knowledge of horrible things that would put me into a mental institute, fagbait?

Because I can, and I can blame it all on 4chan. All 8 years of it.

>>36252962
no, they don't. they learn not to associate with plebs

the people that do this are wanna-be chads who are insecure in their social status

>>36252861
Fucking finally someone get's it. All my bullies are rich and successful now. They went 100% unpunished, in fact they were even encouraged by the stacies.

>>36253081
>fagbait
>that pic
Spotted the oldfag

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>>36253268
Emil is the greatest.

>>36252465
>at least one girl has masturbated to you

>>36252508
Lol, what girl would like an obese, acne-ridden, balding manlet?
>inb4 personality
Lol fuck off kiddo

>>36253327
personality is a real factor

I just happen to have a shit personality as well as being ugly

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I love you
Orijayo

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>>36252733
THE FUCKING NORMALFAG IS OUTRIGHT CLAIMING THIS BOARD AS HIS OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!!!! YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE FUCKING INTERNET AND NOW YOU WANT THE ONE FUCKING PLACE THAT WILL ACCEPT US!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GENOCIDE NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

>>36253407
nobody tells me this lie lol

>>36253350
It's actually true that some girls would like you if you weren't ugly. I've been told this, but it doesn't matter. It just gives me false hope.

My personality is probably worse than yours.

>>36252959
Why don't you have your drivers license yet? Honestly if you're 21, and that's pushing it, and you don't have your drivers license then you should an hero

>>36253454
I was just about to post that, i fucking wish someone would say that to me, regardless of the reason.

>>36252465
Sure just cuz saying hi like a loser once in a while is enough

>>36253468
the problem with my personality is that it's like non-existent. i have nothing going on in my life, i don't do anything or like anything

i feel like if you're a complete asshole people will like you more than if you're a boring doormat. at least someone will find your abrasiveness attractive

>>36253490
Lately people have been really yanking their cocks through their asses about this. Why is it such a big deal? And why do people celebrate and congratulate eachoter when they get it? What's the big "freedom" you get from it? Should we celebrate the next time i get my passport renewed too?

>>36252959
>>why don't you have a gf yet
I get this shit all the time from girls. FeelsBadMan

>>36253496
I love you anon
Origianally

>>36253350
So what kind of personality do girls like?

If you're a quiet, reserved chad, then you're hot "mysterious"
If you're ugly and quiet, you're a creepy school shooter.

If you're a loud funny chad, then you're extroverted and fun to be around.
If you're ugly and loud and funny, you're an obnoxious clown.

If you're a shy chad, it's "cute"
If you're an ugly shy dude, it's awkward, ridiculous, and sad.

Etc.

>>36253513
Oh. Never mind then. My problem is your problem. Girls show interest until they realize that I can't talk about anything. It's actually annoying having to deal with them.

They'll stand in front of where you need to go and stare at you, waiting for you to talk and perform for them. This is infuriating.

>>36253577
Anon, I..

thank you so much

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>>36253641
>tfw you make someone's day even a little bit brighter just by being nice
Why can't normies do this

>>36253549
You're a retard. A drivers license gives you a fucking WORLD of freedom, literally. You can drive anywhere, any time, for whatever reason. You can listen to your own music, and take as long as you want wherever you go without anyone nagging at you. You don't need to depend on A N Y O N E to go where you want. Those are all straight, objective facts, so don't even try to disprove them.
>brb going for a relaxing night drive to nowhere in particular for no reason at all

>>36253602
>If you're ugly and quiet, you're a creepy school shooter.
It's funny how many folks on /r9k/talk about/idolize spree/school shooters. Just playing up those stereotypes.

>>36253549
Lol nigga a drivers license would change your whole life. It opens up a whole new world of freedom. You don't even know dude. That's what I thought until I got mine at 17. Literally changed my life. Instead of walking everywhere or asking mommy for a ride I can go where I want when I want.

>>36253748
but I don't own a car either

and I have nowhere to go

I don't have friends dude I have no place to go

>>36252465
>anon, i'm worried it won't fit. you're so big.
-exgf

>>36253549
It's not a big deal, but if you're a 25 year old autist who's never had a license it is. You still have to ask mommy to go to the mcdonalds that's 10 minutes away to get you some tendies because you don't wanna walk. Do you not see how pathetic that is? And no, a passport isn't even comparable to a drivers license. You use a passport a few times a year at most. You use a drivers license every single day. Dumb autists.

>>36253766
>I don't own a car
Get a fucking job and save up a couple grand. It's not hard if you just stop being a lazy pussy. Go ahead and die without going out of your comfort zone even a little.
>nowhere to go, no friends
Just fucking go anywhere. Just take a drive and go to some secluded place. You don't need friends to enjoy the world for yourself.

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>>36253786
>yfw you realize she was being sarcastic

>>36253809
And ironically, you can't get your passport renewed if you can't drive to get it renewed.

>>36253766
Well damn. Not owning a car sucks but surely your mom or dad would let you borrow there's every now and then. Even if you don't have friends, just driving to the park, or going to the store by yourself and getting a candy bar, it's a great feeling if you've never done it. I regret waiting until I was almost 18 to get it. And I didn't really have friends till I was 19 but it was still great to be able to drive myself to work, or to the store, or to the park. Or wherever the hell I wanted.

>>36253810
I have a job though

>just fucking go anywhere
dude

why

I like my room
I like my computer

what's sitting in a car in the woods for hours gonna accomplish

A car and a license only "opens a world of possibilities" if you're a normalfag or some kind car enthusiast/autist

>>36253824
i realized it the moment she said it. i just pulled her hand out of my pants and went to sleep. i wasn't ready to feel that feel until a good night's sleep.

>>36253677
Holy shit, you really get it!! First you say nice things to me, then you take the words right out of my mouth!

>You're handsome
>You're just a late bloomer
>You will meet a girl some day
>Any girl would be lucky to have you
>Just lower your standards
>I would so date you, but you're like a brother to me

>>36253602
with this black and white thinking, (theres nothing in between) you must have autism and problems with social skills thats why you can't get your dick wet, not because of the bullshit you just posted

>>36253842
What are you on about? I renewed my passport just the other day, and you won't see me stressing about getting any drivers licence anytime soon.

>>36253867
What is sitting in your room and wasting away on the computer gonna do? When you go into the wilderness or whatever, you get fresh air and some exercise at the very least.
It accomplishes the same thing as the computer, it provides relief and entertainment. You don't have to go anywhere, but you might like it.

>>36254085
>it provides relief and entertainment
I don't think it does

>>36254094
Well then don't get a fucking car and just die alone in your room faggot, I don't really give a shit

>>36254085
I do this every so often, but everytime i do, it gives me less and less "entertainment" it just kinda sucks for an hour until im home again.

>>36254130
Then go to new places or try getting someone to go with

>>36254151
Will you go with me?

>>36254120
alright I guess

lol

>>36254180
Where do you live anon
hhhbbb

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>>36252465
>Nice haircut anon

Holy shit I see through this bullshit every time.

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>>36253912
this one hits too close to home
oregeno

> It gets better in college
> It gets better after college
The two greatest lies ever told, without a doubt

>>36254208
Sweboy, lot's of forests to walk in here

>>36254283
Where's sweboy?

>>36253711
>>36253748
I'm 24 and working on my driver's license because my dad basically made me. Once I get it I'll hardly drive anywhere because driving is nerve-wracking and there's nowhere to go that I couldn't just go with my parents.

>>36254316
Mistyped swebot. Sweden mate

>>36254349
Fugg i don't have the currency to travel anywhere outside of a 500 mile radius, or overseas

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>>36253350
No it's not. People just tell themselves that because they connect how that person makes them feel with that persons personality. If that person makes them feel good, that person MUST have a good personality.

The truth is that attractive people make people feel better than ugly people. Pic 1/2.

>>36254386
Yeah i figured, where you at?

>>36254399
>No it's not
yes it is. step outside. there are ugly people with girlfriends.

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>>36254399
That would be okay if people realized it. But the issue is that ugly people get treated like shit because "it must be their fault". Pic 2/2

>>36254417
Mating is more complicated than that. It doesn't mean that personality is what saved them, so that is not proof that I am wrong. Try again.

>>36254443
>Mating is more complicated than that.

yes mating is more complicated than just looks, I agree

>>36254460
Yes, but personality is a fucking meme.

"Half the world is populated by their filthy vaginas, I'd say your odds are pretty good."

He's just trying to get me to be gay tho

>>36254405
Southern California, so im pretty far away

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>>36253949
>with this black and white thinking, (theres nothing in between) you must have autism

That's awfully black and white reasoning, anon...

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>>36254801
explain?#]

hhhghfg

>>36254667
Oh shit i would love to go to socal, only ever been to orlando.

>>36254801
ANON ABSOLUTELY BEE TEE EFF OH

>>36254836
Autism is a spectrum.

(ofc that wasnt originalblox)

>>36254902
you don't make sense

>>36254926
you don't make change

>>36253715
mass murderers are interesting peepholes so shutup about it.

>>36254946
here's a you (You)(You)(You)

>>36252812
>Just smile :)
Holy shit, my mom said something like this recently and it pisses me off because it's such a stupid thing to say.

>>36254999
The worst thing normals say is to "just smile bro." Why the hell would I smile for no reason

>>36255510
My mom had the gall to ask what I was unhappy about considering she's the one saying that I need to find a new job because my current (also my first) job isn't paying high enough.

>>36255510
>Why the hell would I smile for no reason
the reason is that you seem more approachable and it is more socially acceptable.

take note autists.

>>36252861
I somewhat agree with this.

The former has a kernel of truth in it but it's not nearly as prevalent as normies like to believe. The type of bully who's actually insecure and come from a broken home is actually quite rare.

Most bullies are the latter but they're not really particularly intelligent, aside from having greater social intelligence.

>>36252976
Because it's a temporary state for them, a little break for them until they find their next partner. They can't fathom our world.

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>your just choosing to be alone
why does my mother say this to me?

>>36256420
Depends, are you a woman? If you are, you're probably choosing to be alone.

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>>36252861
>"they're gonna go nowhere in life anon!"
>"they'll get what's coming to them eventually!"
>bullies now in college taking selfies with their gf in front of their new car and making statuses about how they got the job they were applying for

UNJUST WORLD

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>I didn't want _____ anyway

>>36253786
Were you trying on her panties again?