The last question I need to ask you is , are you sexually active?

>>36252246
i jacked off 8 times today

I've busted a few nuts in a snow glove, does that count?

>>36252246
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just put a bullet in my brain

>>36252246
Why, you tryna fuck

it never even occurred to me that my lifelong pediatrician knows I'm a virgin

Happened to me.

>Are you sexually active?
>N-no
>[short pause]
>Have you ever been sexually active?

My doctor doesn't even believe I'm a virgin. I told him multiple times and he just insists I use protection. I fucking hate normies...

>are you sexually active?
No
>Leaves
>Comes back 10 seconds later
>Are you sure you aren't sexually active
Yeah

Wtf you tryna smash?

>>36252246
>no
>are you experiencing trouble with your sex drive?
>no
>what seems to be the issue?
>i'm a virgin
>anon, you are 21 now. you don't have to hide your sexual activity from your parents any more
>i'm a virgin. i have never had sex.
>okay, fine. just make sure to use contraception.
she still doesn't believe me what the actual fuck

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>"Nurse! The patient is a virgin, look right there!! We can't operate on this man."

>doctor is very old and very gay
send help

I can't autismo an old man

>tfw doctor is cute Asian lady
>tfw never get sick anyway
>tfw have to pay insurance so I can go tell cute girl I'm still a virgin every year

>Go to hospital for surgery
>Asked the same questions by 20 different staff
>Never asked if I'm sexually active

Either they don't do that here or they presumed either way

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>>36252629
>"Nurse! It says this man suffers from the virgin walk. What the hell is the virgin walk? and why does he keep calling me normie?"

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>>36252725
>Went to the doctor for a note for an extension on a uni assignment
>Had to fake I had depression which I have been doing for the last 4 years in order to keep extensions whenever I need them
>This time I walk in to see a fresh out of med school qt as fuck asian girl
>Asks me why I am depressed
>For some fucking reason I said "My girlfriend died"
>She asks me how it happened and I respond with "She killed herself because I am a virgin".

What the fuck was I thinking? I got the note and the extension at least.

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>>36252833
>She killed herself because I am a virgin

At least it's extreme enough most people wont ask questions

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>N-no not right now heh
>mfw I get home

>>36252246

I didn't start to actually get this question until I started doing actual routine physicals in my late 20s. Of course, the nurse is almost always female, and a good two or three times now, I've confidently said "no". I did register a wince on one nurse's face one time, but nothing came of it. They're car mechanics bound by codes of ethics and they know that their job is to take care of my car, and I am providing honest information about my car. Fuck 'em.

>>36252833

your brain seems to have short-circuited itself into a moment of social brilliance; the plausible lie. The lie is something that robots normally struggle with.

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>>36252833
>she killed herself because I'm a virgin
How are you alive Anon?

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>>36252246
>tfw they ask you this of penis inspection day

>>36252246
>are you sexually active?
>no
>have you been sexually active in the past 6 months?
>no

That's it.

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>"no"
>"okay...that's cool..."

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>I still remember when I was 14 I had really bad dick rash on my foreskin due to using a vacuum cleaner to masturbate
>Get my mom to let me go to a doctor without telling her what was wrong, though I am sure she got the hint it was dick related.
>I still remember the 10/10 Asian doctor who rubbed cream all over my broken and rashed dick
>This was the first and last time a female touched my dick and I have had an asian fetish since that day

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>>36253125

kek I had a similar experience when I was like 12

female asian doctor played with my balls for like 30 seconds inspecting them for something.

>tfw I can say an asian girl has touched my genitals

f...feels good being Chad...

>>36253125
>tfw the only person who touched your dick was that crusty old nurse who worked at your elementary school
>it wasn't even penis inspection day

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My doctor does not even bother to ask me this, he can probably tell i'm not by my demeanor. He occasionally tells me that I should be more outgoing even though I've never talked about my social life before.

>>36253125
>>36253203
>tfw when the only other person that touched your dick was your mom

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Story from my visit last month
>Want modafinil to study but am afraid to try Indian websites online
>Got a referal from my GP to go to a nurologist who specalisis in sleep disorders who turns out out to be a decent 8/10 woman in her 30's with nice curves.
>She asks me what I here for and I splurge out a story that I think I am suffering from narcolepsy and want a prescription of modafinil
>She starts going down a massive list of questions and gets to my sexual health
>Asks me if I am active and I tell her "maybe"
>She seems confused
>I am trying to convince her I have narcolepsy so I then say something along the lines of "Due to my inability to sleep correctly my penis has been in a constant state of arousal which I think is because I can't get erections correctly while sleeping."
>She does not say a thing so I splurge and keep rambling and ask if this is something she wants to inspect?
>She just stares at me with her eyes wide open and eyebrows rised. I have seen this face before while growing up so I know exactly what she was thinking. She grossed the hell out and wants out of this situation.
>I just ask her for the medication and she says its her medical opinion that I am not suitable.
>I take my chance to leave and order modafinil from duckdose which ended up being $200 worth of dud pills which give me the hot poops.

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>>36253174
Every time there is a Asian Grill thread we have the right to post in it.

We are in a special club m8

>>36252488
There was a tech that wore her mask under her nose like that in my hospital because she was claustrophobic. She was fired on the spot.

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>>36253244
>he can probably tell i'm not by my demeanor

Wrong.

It's because you have the virgin walk anon.

>>36252487
That's a good thing, anon. You pass for a normie, you're almost there.

>>36253355
I've still got mates with the remnants of a modacat order. It's a pity they closed. They make you feel alive, responsive, like you're capable of actually contributing.

>>36252418
How old are you? It's hard to believe anyone above the age of 21 is a virgin

>>36253449
I have left overs from a modacat order which I am saving. I really miss taking them.

Felt like I finally had a way to turn my life around.

>>36252246
why dont you just answer yes, what can go wrong?

>>36252418
People not believing you is a compliment, m8
It means you come off as a normal person
So get the fuck out of here you normalfag

>>36253488
Fuck off, normie. Reeeee, etc, etc.

>>36252629
me too.

i tell her dad jokes and let her know i'm saving myself for the one.

also asked if she had a sister.

take that no shame!

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>>36252833
>"She killed herself because I am a virgin"
kek of the day

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>>36253125
>tfw the only person to touch my parts was an old Indian guy touching my balls at MEPS

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>>36253488
If you say this ironically then anon you seriously have no idea what we are like on this board.

I am 29 and a virgin and I personally know 3 others my age who are the same.

The missed opportunity to experience social interactions with females while younger has caused major problems as we got older.

I have no idea how to talk to a female besides my rehearsed lines at my workplace. I have no opportunity to learn and I now have no social skills to even start.

I have shitty sex every couple of weeks
Breakup imminent
Feels bad man

>>36253355
fuck

I finally went for it and spent $100 on Monday from duckdose and they don't do anything except make my urine stink and only 4 hours of sleep a night

I went from being a virgin, to fucking 3 girls in the last year. 2 of them were objectively hot.
>tfw we're all gonna make it.
Hell, I don't get on here much. Is r9k a safe for work board? If not I'll post their nudes.

>>36252358
>lifelong pediatrician
wot mate

>>36253125
pick your doctor wisely.
Always go for an asian qt

>>36253647
lifelong at one point; from very young to 18 maybe

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>>36252246
>27
>have constant muscle tension due to anxiety and stress from being around other people at work
>go to doctor and explain this to him
>he thinks I might have arthritis or syphilis
>I burst out laughing as soon as he says it
>he asks if I'm sexually active
>continue laughing

>>36253441
i pass physically if i lose weight, but in my mind i am incompatible

>>36252349
Made me lol audibly. Good job eynon

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>>36252375
thats breddy gud friendo

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>>36253599
>Have slipped disk
>Go to ER due to pain radiating down my legs
>Get dressed into a gown and get an xray
>Female Indian doctor comes in and we talk about my problem
>Hop on the bed and tells me to roll onto my side
>Presses on my back and asks what I feel
>Suddenly opens my gown and shoves a finger up my ass with no lube
>mfw
>Starts wiggling like a worm telling me if I feel it.
>She is pretty much tickling my prostate and I am in a state of shock and pleasure
>Awkwardly tell her yes
>She pulls her finger out and tells she was checking that my anus and bladder was still feeling a sensation which a sign of the nerves not being damaged in that area

My only sexual contact was from a Indian female doctor sticking her finger up my ass with no lube.

I can't tell if I should feel sad because its my only sexual contact or feel it's fucking hilarious that an Indian took that opportunity to touch my poop.

>>36253638
Well, I actually am trying to test their effectiveness to the best of my ability.

I have been writing down the feelings I get with these doses and I am on the fence on if they are completely duds or not.

One day they will do NOTHING.

The next they will keep me going 14 hours without being able to sleep if I tried.

But I have been getting the hot poops and the urine smell just like the modacat I have tried in the past.

>>36253753
She didn't show signs of being grossed out by the act?

>>36253837
It's a doctor, anon. Doctors don't go "ewwww, gross" and grimace while performing their duties.

>>36253753
She wanted the P.

>>36253837
Not at all.

She just even commented that my ass was hairy like a peach.

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>>36252833
>she killed herself because I'm a virgin

>>36253828
yo would you hit me up if you figure anything out? I'd like to compare notes. [email protected]

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>>36253702
>syphilis

Is he retarded?

>>36254105
Honestly cant be fucked anon.

Check the duckdose reddit though. I have posted on there every now and then.

Others also feel they are duds.

>>36254114
As soon as he said it my first thought was "is this guy actually a doctor?". Fairly certain he was retarded.

>>36254178
thanks I'll check it out

origami

>>36252358
the question is asking if you've been sexually active recently, not if you've ever had sex

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>your female doctor doesn't even bother to ask you this anymore after years of you saying no.

>>36253488
>It's hard to believe anyone above the age of 21 is a virgin

I literally threw my phone against the ground. Normies can never grasp the plight of the common robot.

Don't you guys have to fill out that huge questionnaire before going to the doctor that includes the "sexual activity" question? I've never had a doctor ask me that to my face.

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>>36254317
Anon did you ever stop to think she is trying to get you to ask her out?

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>>36254356
Honestly I have had both. Though most are verbal questions which they then type into their computer.

>>36253857
It's a *FEMALE* *INDIAN* doctor. It is different.
She is so used to living around poo she doesn't even care about sticking your butthole with her bare hand.

>>36254371
She's been my doctor since I was a child. I doubt she's romantically interested, especially since NO woman is romantically interested in me. So no.