Which one would you take?

I'd rather die before submitting to some roastie

>>36251893
How instant we talking?

>>36251893
I wouldn't want to make a nice girl deal with my insanity desu, but I don't want to die either. No pill for me OP

Is this death also painless?

>>36251915
>>36251960
What part of "instant" do you fail to understand?
>>36251893
red plz

>>36251893
May I take both?

Blue.

If having a loving wife wouldn't fix me then I'd just end up killing myself anyways.

>>36251960
Yeah, and instantly as of right now.

I would take the Red one and Put it into a public Pool to instakill normies

I eat the blue one and then quickly snarf the red one so some roasty gets to feel the pain of dead bf lol

>>36251893
Blue, it's all I want anyway.

>>36252144
Good idea lel

>>36252024
Yeah well Sarin exposure is 'instant' death but those fuckers on the news footage looked like they were having asthma attacks.

What if you broke both capsules and mixed their insides 50 50 would i get a dead gf?

>>36251893
I'd take both.
That way no one can say I didn't succeed in getting love.

>>36252144
heartily keked
good one anon

Does loving mean "will feel genuine guilt if she fucks someone else"?

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>>36251893
I guess red, because if blue solves one of my wants, red solves all.

>>36252181
That's because [spoiler[it wasn't sarin gas[/spoiler]

>>36251893
The blue pill bc I could still kill myself eventually.

>>36251893
I really don't want a fucking wife. This is a hard one

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Having a gf won't change the fact that I'm a college dropout NEET loser with no skills.
However, I would hesitate to take the red pill and not hesitate to take the blue pill.

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>>36251893
I'd take the blue pill
But then I would radicalize her

>>36251893
Death.
U stoopid fyckas whipped

Red

women are cancer

You all say that you'd take the red pill, but you haven't offed yourself by now, you won't then.

>>36251893
I take klonopin. So I guess the little yellow pill.

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>>36251893
>a big mac or get punched in the dick until you piss blood
sounds tough might have to mull it over

>>36251893
The blue one. I've already found means to kill myself, but there is still some hope.

Red, I don't like girls

>>36251893
loving gf/waifu
There is nothing I would like more than knowing I could trust someone, have someone who gave their trust to me. Perhaps that doesn't exist though.

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>>36255110
We will find our true soulmate robot, someday i hope.