Das rite wagie, clean it up you fool

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Bruh I worked 13 hours today stocking shelves. Please don't be mean to the wages.

>>36250286
what is it? i cant tell because youre a mong and youve posted the thumbnail

you deserve whatever life you have

>>36250343
Looks like knocked over pringles

>>36250317

Are you a vendor? No retail stores let their employees work ot

>>36250343
it looks like Pringles

>>36250286
>>36250317
stocking shelves is more fun than dealing with customers.

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>>36250286
hey wagie, clean up my mess. :)

meanwhile, my mommy is gonna buy me tendies for being a good boy.

At least it isnt another bird.

>>36250374
>are you a vendor
yes, I also get drive time/mileage

>>36250286
>Used to work at Safeway
>Fat kid has temper tantrum, throws bags of chips everywhere, many break open, most are ruined
>Landwhale mother apologizes but tries to leave store without cleaning or anything
>Manager forced her to pay for every chip bag (came up to around $46), made kid clean it up

Honestly surprised he got away with making them do that

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>>36250409
>penalizing autism

fucking wagies.

>>36250409
He did his job correctly but damn I would spill spaghetti trying to get them to pay for all of that.

>>36250385
I remember the milk "pranks" when they were a hot meme on youtube with normie retards.

It's a great way to get yourself banned from the store, or arrested. I saw one idiot actually slip on the milk and break his fucking head lmao

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>Slave- I mean, Anon! Clean up this mess or you're fired!

>>36250439
It was more about disciplining the mother than the kid really.

>>36250385
>entitled assholes who think they can destroy property and make other people clean up after them in the name of YT shenanigans

>>36250495
Sorry but I don't live in a country where "Hahnchenschenket" is a thing that exists

>>36250495
How the fuck did a cow get in there?
apparently this isn't an original reply which just raises more questions

>>36250385
>the reaction times on those people
jesus christ, how pathetic

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>>36250495
>that fucking pallet jack
At least they tried

>>36250408

So you're a fellow merchandiser:-)

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>>36250286
"GET THIS FUCKING ANIMAL OUT OF THE STORE WAGIE!"

>>36250552
I can tell you that it DIDN'T go down the stairs.

>>36250593
Yep, pretty comfy job on the non 13 hour days. The long holiday + Sales + Summer season fucked me hard today

:^)

>>36250286
WAGIE, CLEAN UP THE COW SHIT ON AISLE TWO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DE02eTyBj0

>>36250699
Man, stumbling across Freddie got Fingered on cable television is probably responsible for why I am so fucked up as an adult

>>36250606
>apel

>>36250699
heh, Tom Green still has it even in 2017.

The good shit never gets old.

>>36250636
It's comfy when your route doesn't have any douchebag managers. Im in LA, which is busy af

>>36250552
>>36250586

Guys, please stop being hilarious. I really don't want to explain to my GF and her little sister what I'm laughing at.

>>36250614
Cow's got no "down genes"

>>36250890
Seeing as how I'm "part time" (which is still 40 hours a week but spread out over many stores) all I have to do is put in more effort than the regulars (which isnt very hard) and the managers all love me.

>>36250970
>managers all love me.
yous a good slave boy, massas must be proud.

>>36250970

I already know the company. Hope you get benefits

>>36251158
Humor me. What company. I won't say but i'm interested if you can guess it.

>36251224
"Part time" with over 40 hrs a week and benefits, the cover guy, etc, it's PBC/PepsiCo. (I work for them)

>>36250439
What's wrong with this? The fat fuck needed a lesson. I would have done the same thing if I were the manager

>>36250439
Why do you assume he was autistic? Maybe he was just a spoiled little shit?

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>>36250787
>stumbling upon it
>not being that kid in grade 4 who actively anticipated it and then wouldn't stfu about it

in hindsight it was okay, subway monkey hour was leagues better though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs

clean me wagies

>>36252133
I'm still not entirely convinced that FGF wasn't an ironic dadaist masterpiece aimed at edgy 13 year olds.

Is Tom Green one of the greatest 20th/21st century artists?

Uh ok, I like actually doing something rather than doing this dumb dance of looking like im busy while not having anything to do