If clits are just tiny dicks, does that make all women traps?

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>mfw i just realized eating a girl out is basically just sucking and licking a very small penis

wtf am i gay

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Why is this pepis going for a walk

>>36248843
he's taking his son for a walk so he can grow to be a healthy boy look to the right

>>36248783
I CALL IT

BOLD AND BRASH

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>>36248783
>>36248843
What dinosaur is this?

>>36249028
roastiesaurus

>>36248783
Clits aren't tiny dicks, dicks are over-developed clits. I'm not quite sure how traps factor into that

>>36249093
But that still means traps aren't gay, right?

Fun fact, when you take female hormones, the line on the bottom of your dick gets dark and thick

>>36249107
That's the perineal raphe, right? The line that forms when your proto-vagina closes up as a tiny fetus before the sex is determined. Maybe once you start taking hormones your body tries to reopen that sucker. The dummy doesn't know it's too late

>>36249146
Well it's not splitting open, it's just getting 'developed' so it gets thicker

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>>36248783
Maybe, maybe.
you could be on to something.

>>36248843
>>36248783
HERE COME DAT BOICLIT(female)

>>36248997
This post is pretty funny and made me chuckle slightly. Although it could garnish more attention and be a bit funnier if you included a picture of the portrait with your post.

>>36248843
>going upstairs to get another helping of tendies
>walking pepis blocks your path

What do?