I look like a fucking kid

I'm sorry you look like a fucking kid, sir.

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You think that's bad? imagine sounding like an inbred retarded 11 year old when you're ages older than this. I shit you not, my voice literally makes everyone I talk to think I'm some sort of fucking collard creep being watched by his mother whenever I talk over a mic.

I live alone. I have a masters degree. I have a job. I'm smart enough to invest. I even own property and a business.

Yet here I am. Laughed at by any woman I try to show any interest in and ridiculed by literally every other "adult" I speak to. I want to die.

>>36248385
At least you seem to have your shit straight man, I got kicked out of college (long story), my job is shit and I don't even get paid enough to cover transportation costs some days, and my voice also sucks, and I have a weird walk as well. Fuck! Post vocaroo of your voice if you're willing

Have you tried working out OP? Muscle doesn't come out of nowhere

>>36248385
>I live alone.
>I have a masters degree
>Laughed at by any woman I try to show any interest in
>ridiculed by literally every other "adult" I speak to
>I'm smart
bad news for you, son: you've got a case of the retard

>>36248385
feelsbadman, only the voice of you stoping you from being happy

>>36248746
Yeah, I think I'm just extremely low test though, i gained almost no muscle, I've seen people gain more just from doing push-ups every once in a while. I would keep eating until I was going to throw up from one more bite 3-4 times a day, drank almost a gallon of milk a day even tho I'm lactose intolerant, but my lifts didn't go up after the first month. Now I'm too poor to afford it.