has anyone on /r9k/ ever tried to pick up homeless qts?

>>36248151
Yeah funny enough. We did acid together at a park and made out, was a pretty good time.

There's no homeless people in my city, they deport them to santa ana

File: 1491897379851.jpg (84KB, 865x598px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 865x598px

homeless girls that don't look batshit insane in nyc are all wealthy larpers going through a "fuck my rich republican dad phase" who panhandle all day so they can buy heroin and divy it up with a bunch of Chads in some anarchist collective warehouse in Williamsburg Brooklyn

I've got a better shot with some girl from Jersey that makes $40k a year working as a receptionist for some wall street trading firm (see: none)

>that im at my wits end look lmao

I let one live with me in exchange for pussy payments.

>>36248172
>made out
Sounds gross anon

>>36248151
>homeless
>qts

>>36248151
oh hell yeah, good time if you ask me

>>36248151
Been with a few. AMA

>>36248151
When we fucked a mans homeless in the ass at 19 beer and he my ass no condom but rugs

>>36248725
How hard was it? What city? ACTUAL homeless or bohemian homeless?

>>36248509
how did that work out? Also was she hot? or was she a chestlet?

File: screen-shot-2014-09-15-at-11-54-30-am3.png (361KB, 756x409px) Image search: [Google]

361KB, 756x409px

http://brobible.com/life/article/homeless-20-something-nyc-survives-picking-women-every-night/

Friendly reminder if you're a degenerate drug and alcohol abusing hobo roasties will still fuck you as long as you're a chad

>>36248840
It wasn't too hard. I spose you'd say Bohemian homeless - wanderer types. Spose that since Im kinda like that on that regard, there was already some common ground. So a couple of different places desu. Met one in Asheville and one in San diego

>>36248151
Some homeless woman was hitting on me and she said she wanted to have sex with me.She looked ugly and crazy and i was scared so I didnt want to reject her because i thought she might attack me.I was really nervous and i didnt know what to do.She kept on talking to me and i pretended to pay attention to her.She started touching my hair and getting close to me.I started getting nervous and i tried to get away from her.I didnt know what to do and i though i was going to be attacked.Then i took my phone out and pretended to get a call and i told her i enjoyed talking to her and left.

>>36248855
I let her live in my place and supported her, she just had to play house-gf. She was pretty plain but it was better than nothing. The arrangement was I provided for her and in exchange could pound her whenever I wanted for the most part. I tried to be reasonable about it though and not ruin a good thing.

File: 1489621119091.jpg (50KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 499x499px

>>36249845
>I tried to be reasonable about it though and not ruin a good thing.