What's your excuse for not meeting your daily masturbation quota?

sauce?

original original original oregano

>>36245810
I don't spill my seed. Each time kills hundreds of sperm

>>36245810
Too sad to jerk off.

>>36245810
I really want to stick my dick in the "girl" on the right. Wonder where "she" lives.

My dick has become desensitized

>>36245873
warmfreshpaint
oregano

>>36246189
She's on right now.

oraggy

it makes god angry

>>36245810
I get open wounds on my dick when I masturbate too much and I currently have a few so it would just hurt.

>>36246189
no thats wrong its alice on the right

I have fallen in love with Alma from VA-11 HALL-A and there's no good porn of her.

>>36245810
I just lost all interest. I have oneitis now (in my mind) and since then I just haven't wanted to. I think god is helping me not to.

>>36245810
working too much, no energy

>>36246441
How much do you masturbate a week?

I'm trying to be a wholesome boy again

I don't think I've gotten hard all week. I'm just not in the mood.

>>36246441
I know this feel too well, but mine just randomly open up. I shower everyday and wear clean clothes, but it does nothing.

People like us should just kiss ever having sex goodbye.

>>36246542
Not very often currently but it varies. Over the last month I've averaged maybe twice a week. I'm pretty sure it's the lube I use. Just hand moisturizer but it has perfume and some other chemicals in it that probably cause the initial surface burns.
>>36246631
I don't want to have sex anyway, but it still pisses me off when I get super horny and just want to have a nice fap.

>>36246441
>circumcised feels

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I like to shoot a big load and go to sleep, so I generally only do it at night

>>36246746
Socks have never felt good to me. Too rough and scratchy to actually get any pleasure out of.

>>36246962
Turn them inside out desu

I can't get off on my own so I don't even bother masturbating anymore because I know it will just leave me unfulfilled

>>36246746
You can't masturbate to your waifu, normie.

>>36247065
>>36246962
Do you put your dick in the sock?

I always just put it over my hand and jerked it like that

>>36246719
i don't get it
what do you use lube for when you masturbate?

>>36245810
is there a dump of their videos somewhere