Can I get the best autist of r9k award?

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>25 years old
>virgin
>loved crossdressing as an autist pervert since 14
>Went to university for 6 years for a bachelors degree. Dropped out at 7th year.
>got lonely at university, got it to trap meme
>play vidya as an escapism
>tried PUA program, girls thought im a faggot
>tried working out, guys think im a faggot
>Too much trap meme starts to make me feel like a trap
>goes to gender clinic
>starts hormones
>grows boobs
>finally be friends with alpha males but give up my boipussy in return
>tell parents i want to be a tranny
>Parents know im just an autist trying another abnormal lifestyle and doesnt give a fuck
>mkay, I keep taking titty skittles
>become even more beta male with female hormones, starts acting flamboyant and faggy
>but I know im just an autist..
>tries to transition into a girl but realize that I am 5'10 tall tranny with manly shoulder
>now I am neet, lives in my parents house, have to hide my tranny boobs from them.
>my only joy in life is eating chicken tenders and playing vidya all day as a form of escapism.

Help me plz.