Is it beta to eat pussy and ass?

to me, any type of interaction with females is alpha
so no

>>36242282
Only eat the best.
Roasties know what I'm talking about.

Just thinking about it gets my balls rock hard

Makin her want more is alpha, that includes pussy eating, for the ass get the shirt from Filthy frank first

>>36242282
No it's fucking delicious

>>36242282
Ass is okay if shes the love of your life
Pussu is okay as long as its not a prostitute

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Tony Soprano would say so yes

>>36242282
Pucci tastes like salt and boogers, pham

that is the very point of it

>>36242282

Yes unless she's 18, a virgin, clean-shaven. And then, only one time.

>>36242282
No, no it's not. If you can get the close to one your not that beta.

>>36242282
It's only beta if you do it on her demand.

>>36242888
agreed. If you just start chowing down on that shit whether she likes it on not your instantly Alpha AF male having feast whether rostie whore recieves sexual stimulation or not SO FUCKING ALPHA yes yes your right my frend

Is it beta to eat pussy from which a child who is not yours has exited?

Jamaicans think it is

>>36242923
Well, doing favors you really don't want to do to your partner just so she'll maybe eventually wet your whistle, I dunno. Doesn't sound what a confident, self-respecting male would do.

Have any straight robots fucked boipucci? How does it compare to pussy?

>>36243023
It only matters if it gets your johnson standing tall matey ya fucken twat. ya fucken mug. you dont undestand what im trying to explain to you fook

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>>36243034
>Have any straight robots fucked boipucci?
>straight robots
>boipucci

>>36243034
the ass is colder than the pussy.

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>>36242790
fuck off jolyne

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>>36242282
how do people actually eat ass? it's beyond disgusting, it smells like shit, tastes like shit, IT IS ACTUALLY SHIT!!

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>>36242581
> delicious
Have you ever smelled that shit?

>>36242282
if it looks like in that pic no

>>36243148
It's the troof, goddamnit

>>36243156
Have you, bitch nigga?

>>36242282
No its beta not to eat a girl out.

>>36243244
>delicious
Have you ever even eaten pucci?

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>>36243156
>He fucks dumpster whores

>>36243278
I'm not him but yeah I have. I wouldn't describe it as delicious smelling at all but it shouldn't be offensive. Pussy smells like my balls to me

>>36243327
It also tastes nasty af

>>36243352
The pussy itself is okay. It's the juices that'll get ya.

dont be a pussy when eating pussy. that shit is soul food. get it in you.

The fuck does it matter if it's considered beta? As long as you and your partner enjoy it, who gives a shit about what other people think?

>>36242282
Never eat a pussy that isn't yours. :^)
If it's your gf, it isn't beta.
If it's some fucking whore, yes, it's super beta and you should off yourself.

>>36242460
This nigga gets it.

>>36243154
You'd be surprised what you'd do for fit chics
it's almost instictual

>>36242732
SAY is, yes; but in that same episode, it's made abundantly evident that he DOES it.

It's a macho thing to say it's gay; but anyone with a good sex life knows that cunnilingus is the best way to turn the tables on who has control of the sexual side of the relationship.

>>36243034
By definition, no; it is impossible to fuck a guy and be straight.

>>36242472
>balls rock hard
You should consult a doctor about that