Heya /r9k/ anybody else do this?
>Be me, 27 year old NEET living with parents
>Parents come into room while I'm playing Breath of the Wild on my Switch which they got me so I don't kill myself like I said I would
>Start showing me employment opportunities and colleges I might be interested in
>I barely pay attention, keep playing Zelda
>Dad turns off TV
>WTF DAD
>We need you to start taking life seriously, Anon. We are considering cutting you off financially.
>REEEEEEEEE
>Threaten to kill myself, explain to them how I am depressed and have no friends
>Run downstairs, grab knife, hold it up to throat
>"I"LL FUCKING DO IT I SWEAR REEEE"
>They call police, I get taken to hospital for psych evaluation
>Now I am back home playing Zelda, my mom made me my favorite brand of chicken tendies
Anyone else have similar experiences?
jfc Anon stop being horrible to your parents
>>36239995
You're a terrible human being.
>>36239995
>be me, 38 KV NEET living with parents
>They keep asking me for my NEETbux money
>I already pay the rent, food and Internet
>REEEEEEEE
that's it
What turned you out this way? Parents?
>>36240797
I don't know. My older brother is a Chad with 2 kids now, my younger sister is a Stacy in college but she doesn't talk to me. I think she goes to a lot of festivals. I don't get invited anywhere.
>>36239995
>be me in 4th grade
>teacher comes up and asks how I am doing
>tell her I am doing horrible and threaten to kill myself
>taken to psych ward and get rest of the day off school
>>36241187
Ooh smart!
OP you doing it right. You never asked to be born, your parents have a moral obligation to take care of you until you die. Make sure you remind them you're in fucking charge at that house, let them all their shit is yours, they are just borrowing it from you.