What's the weirdest sex you've done?

In a car, I guess

And twice when we couldn't stop laughing but still soldiered on

>>36238970
>sex you've done
>r9k
pick one

Slapped and choked a girl hard while I pounded into her.

And both were practically at 70% of my strength. Pretty fucking rough.

I mostly pretended to be into it seeing as she was way way way out my league.

>>36239021

How do you even get in a situation where a girl out of your league asks you to do that?

Maybe she has mental issue and doesn't think she's good enough for anyone else.

shitty >>>/soc/ thread

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>>36239055
fetlife.com

we talked about it for several weeks before we met up.

I just went with all that shit. Fuck, when she told me her kink, it became my nr1 kink immediately.
Personally I just wanted to hug, make out and have romantic slow sex

>mfw

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>>36239055
>Girl wants to come off as willing to get down and dirty for chad
>suggests cleaning his asshole with her tongue

How does it feel knowing Chads butthole is cleaner than yours at any given moment?

my ex gave me a blowjob when she went to the hospital

then we had sex in my car in the parking lot

we also had sex in a hotel hallway and the pool

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>>36238970
pic related - thats nothing

I've fucked my hand several times.

Fingering my ex in public at a sonic

With a lesbian, trying to get a baby.

My ex-gf had a diaper fetish. She normally indulged in it when she was by herself since it wasnt my thing, but we did fuck a few times while she was wearing one, and the one time she got me to change her, we fucked during that.

Thankfully, she wasn't into shitting in them, or else I wouldnt have been able to deal with that. Even with her being a 9/10 qt who was almost perfectly compatible otherwise

Fucked a 60+ year old man in the ass in a deserted playground at 11pm

I think I hurt him (I'm thick 7 inches) but I came so w/e

>>36239934
Did you rape him?

>>36239997
Nah but I was a little drunk and don't have much experience with anal so I didn't really go slow to begin with like I should have. Just went straight in and fucked him balls deep. He made these deep guttural noises everytime I went really far.

fags amirite?

>>36238970
Tried having sex in a hot tube but that's not really easy.
Anal in the shower I guess would be the "weirdest" but not really that weird

Missionary position
With the lights off
With my wife
On our wedding night
For the sole purpose of procreation

>>36240062
Why were you fucking a 60+ year old man?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE origlanl

Virgin boy here

>>36240565

Can I deflower your boipucci?

>>36238970
How do they even choose male porn actors? Look at that guy, he's pudgy and has an ugly face. This is why I can't watch straight porn. Is it just dick size?

>>36240696
The most important factor is the ability to get an erection, stay hard and be able to cum when you have to. It's much harder than you imagine when you have a whole crew around you.

>>36240473
>Anal in the shower

Did you have a lube douche up her butt at the same time? I don't know how else this would be possible.

>>36240906
Any kind of bodywash shampoo is a good lubricant, but there are specilised lotions for private areas for girls. If you have a normal girlfriend, you have one of those laying around in the bathroom.

>>36239225
>diaper fetish

Was it just the diapers or was she into the whole cringey baby thing as well?

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>had gf on a leash fully clothed
>strip her pants off, get a bj and blow a load all over her panties
Another time
>smoking pot with gf and her friend in my barn loft
>friend goes to sleep, sneak downstairs and get a deepthroat

>>36240536
I'm a degenerate, I was horny and wanted to stick my dick in something, he messaged me so I did it.

Telephone booth, with us both being drunk silly. Shows my age I guess.

>>36240974
Just diapers for the most part, and even then, not usually around me. Beyond that, she also had a pacifier which she used once in a while because she liked the way it felt in her mouth (and corrected her snoring when she used it at night), but that's it.

Believe me, even with how great she was otherwise, if it was all-out with the baby stuff, I wouldn't have been able to stay with her for long. The diaper thing as it was though, didnt bother me too much, and it was something I was more than willing to put up with for her. She was pretty much a perfect fit for me in every other way. The only reason we broke up is because she had to move back to Hawaii because of some family stuff, and the long-distance thing was just too hard to make work.

>>36238970
My boyfriend thought it would be 'kinky' if we had sex in my ex boyfriend's old bed. That felt weird..

I took a picture whist hiding in a locker of two people fucking whilst another guy took a picture of them.
Am I a normie yet?

>>36240687
I'm into girls

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>>36238970
OP why there is a guy in closet with a phone?

>>36238970
5 grills same time sucked my peener when I was 17

>>36241507
how u think they film amature porn dumbass