ITT: A very important /r9k/ survey

>>36237372
Amadeus
Last night at 11:30 ish
No
A&W creme soda
Like duh
I have no problem with it

>>36237372
I'll play your game, OP.
>Steve Reich
>This morning, 7:04am
>Nah
>Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi
>I ain't no snitch
>Nothing wrong with it

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Vivaldi
20 seconds ago
No
Fanta
I guess
18 is fine

I'm not as into the classical period, it can be kind of tight, I'm more of a romantic-period kind of guy. Probably Mozart.
This morning, 30 minutes ago.
As a child, yes.
Cactus pear sugar can soda.
Yes.
It's arbitrary, definitely too high, but it does help keep hypergamy down a bit for youngsters- re: keeps all the high school girls from dating thirty year olds, leaving teenage boys to jack each other off, and it helps hold back ascension into adulthood- I'm a mediocre/shitty person and would probably be unable to find a life if competing with exceptional people who started being exceptional 4-5 years earlier than they currently are allowed to, which is the original reason we started pushing the age of legal adulthood forward.

>>36237372

- Tchaikovsky
- About 30 minutes ago.
- No.
- Mt. Dew.
- Probably.
- Too high.

>>36237372
>Vivaldi
>an hour or so ago
>nope
>really chilled Vanilla Coke (no ice)
>who cares? I definitely don't
>not like it matters to me, but at least I wouldn't go to jail if I had sex with a 16 year old, Americucks lol

>>36237719
>but at least I wouldn't go to jail if I had sex with a 16 year old, Americucks lol

It actually varies from state to state, and 16 is legal in mine (a fact which I was able to capitalize on when I was 23).

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Verdi
15 minutes ago
No
Dr Pepper
Yes
16 is my State's, and it should be the Country's as well. Those girls are fucking older dudes, anyway.

>>36237372
>John Cage
>bout 20 minute ago
>no
>melon ramune
>nope
>a little young for my state

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>>36237774
>nope
Then who did?

>>36237803
i dont give a shit about the stupid nigger

origami

>>36237372
Shostakovich (unless he doesn't count).
2 hours ago.
No.
100plus.
I don't really know as the topic doesn't interest me. Yes?
Disgustingly low - Up it from 16 to 18.

>>36237372
satie
about three hours ago
nope
cherry coke
I think so but I've not looked into it much
UK, 16, I would lower it by two years so sixteen year old chad doesn't get ruined for slamming the puss of 14 year old Stacey

>>36237372
>Vivaldi
>This morning
>no
>Sprite
>Obviously
>It's ok

>>36237747
I was just kidding around, because in so many movies and tv series someone has sex with like a 16 year old girl and everyone is like "ermagerd you rapist!!!" and I find that hilarious

>>36237803
John Madden

original

>>36237852
customer service call centres ruined vivaldi for me

>>36237847
>Disgustingly low - Up it from 16 to 18.
>If I can't have a sex with a 16 or 17 year old hottie, nobody should be able to.

>your favourite classical music composer
Pertubrator
>the last time you had a pee
couple seconds ago
>have you ever broke your leg?
nope
>best soft drink
Dr pepper
>did OJ kill his wife?
no t. OJ
>opinion on your country's age of consent
wont stop anybody

>Rachmaninoff
>2 hours ago
>never broken anything in my life
>Sprite
>sure
>doesn't matter to a KHV like me

>>36237889

Yea, customer service call centres ruin a LOT of things.

>>36237372
>your favourite classical music composer
Tchaikovsky
>the last time you had a pee
Like 45 min ago
>have you ever broke your leg?
I broke my right femur, right where the ball of the femur fits into the hip socket. I've got 3 screws in there
>best soft drink
Water, sparkling preferably
>did OJ kill his wife?
Does the pope turn a blind eye to the rampant boy molestation epidemic going on in his church?
>opinion on your country's age of consent
I've never had sex and I'm not a pedophile, why should I care?

>>36237372
>your favourite classical music composer
Ravel
>the last time you had a pee
When I woke up
>have you ever broke your leg?
No
>best soft drink
Iced Tea. I only drink water nowadays though
>did OJ kill his wife?
Duh
>opinion on your country's age of consent
Pedo haven. Should be higher

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Since we're all talking about classical music in this thread, does anyone have any good resources for someone who wants to start thinking more critically about their music?

I don't want to just say "oh yeah, Mozart was great, I loved x piece by him" I want to be able to say what motives in the piece I liked, or say the staccato or chord progression or whatever the hell in such and such a verse was of good quality. I don't really know anything about music, and I feel sad that I'm listening to these people considered geniuses and not really gleaning much beyond "this sounds nice".

>your favourite classical music composer
Beethoven if only for his renown
>the last time you had a pee
went to bed yesterday at about 4 am so must have been around that time
>have you ever broke your leg?
no, only stupid normies do that doing dumb normie stuff
>best soft drink
Don't really like soft drinks but gotta go with cola
>did OJ kill his wife?
ye
>opinion on your country's age of consent
It 16 which is fine I suppose, plenty of youngsters have sex before that anyway.

debussy
few hours ago
no
diet coke
yeah
well i'm a virgin regardless

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>>36238045
listen to Leonard Bernstein's lecture series called The Unanswered Question, it's all over youtube. Then read The Rest is Noise by Alex Ross.

>>36237372
what is your actual game data miner?
Liszt
Like 7 times last night
twice, the same one. I can't move very well
Dr. Brown's Cream Soda
almost certainly
16, seems fine, if middle schoolers fuck same-aged middle schoolers neither of them should have committed a crime

>>36237372
>your favourite classical music composer
Claude Debussy
>the last time you had a pee
few minutes ago
>have you ever broke your leg?
nah
>best soft drink
Dr. Pepper
>did OJ kill his wife?
yea
>opinion on your country's age of consent
12, eh i dont really care

>your favourite classical music composer
Chopin
>the last time you had a pee
3 hours ago
>have you ever broke your leg?
Have never broken a bone
>best soft drink
Solo
>did OJ kill his wife?
No duh
>opinion on your country's age of consent
16. Eh. I don't care.

>>36237372
>The sound of Crusaders swords hacking open the throat of screaming muslims because DEUS VULT
>30 mins ago
>Vanilla Bepis Max
>yes
>16, feelsgoodman

>>36237953
I just think it's too much like fucking a child.
>Can't buy alcohol
>Can't buy cigarettes
>Can't watch whichever movie you want to in cinemas
>The ultimate expression of intimacy between people that can result in life-ruining diseases or babies if shit goes wrong is a-okay

>>36238178
>12, eh I don't really care
Where do you live bro, Mexico or the phillipines?

>>36237372
I'm a complete pleb when it comes to music so I don't know what counts as classical but I'll say Antonin Dvorak.
1pm today
No
Dr.Pepper
I'm not obliged to say.
I'd probably make it higher to something like 21 although you can guarantee that already kids under it are having sex thanks to todays culture, so I'm not even sure if changing it would make much of a difference.

>your favourite classical music composer
Baroque or bust.
>the last time you had a pee
~20 mins ago
>have you ever broke your leg?
Never
>best soft drink
Only water.
>did OJ kill his wife?
dgaf
>opinion on your country's age of consent
14 is too low, 16 is good

>>36238356

I think Dave Chappelle said it best...

"All I'm sayin' is that if 15 is old enough to go to jail for the rest of your life then it's old enough to let R. Kelly piss on you."

But what's really psychotic is that in states where 16 is legal age of consent, it's still two years too young to be photographed nude. So a 16-year-old girl can literally fuck every single man in town, but if she takes a topless selfie, it's felony child porn. That's just full retard.