Urination Pitch + Dick Size

Not quite accurate. When you have a mutilated dick the urethral opening crusts over resulting in a weaker and more spread out spray. You probably underestimate the size of others dicks because a lot of them are mutilated

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>>36237165
Well I must be an exception then

>>36237165
>>36237165
i piss like a race horse that has been backed up for sometime

I realized that there is some truth to this hypothesis however the pitch also changes depending on the force of the stream. A slim stream may sound low pitch if it's hitting the water's surface with force, while a thick stream can fall rather lazily out of your cock end at times.

In theory it works but in practice there's too many variables that can change the pitch of the piss-tone.

I agree with the longer dick = louder sound, but for a different reason.

The sound is based on the velocity of the piss stream. Your piss accelerates faster than gravity, which is why you can piss while holding your dick horizontally.
Therefore, the longer your dick is, the more time it spends accelerating at a rate faster than gravity, the faster it comes out. Which ultimately leads to a louder sound.

stronger kegel = more force hence louder piss

Yeah no. Your pee pressure and sound is determined by your diet. If you drink 50 cans of Mountain Dew it makes your pee sound louder. People who drink mostly water pee slowly and more often.