Post the most disgusting thing about yourself

Haven't brushed my teeth in three weeks.

>>36234995

What movies is this thing from?

>>36235053
10 Cloverfield Lane.

Original, obviously.

Sometimes, when i want to eat but i have no money (or i have, but don't want to spend it), i eat from the trash, which is easy in my city because 60% of people throw away almost half of their food.

>fap
>cum
>don't wash my hand
>touch my face
Hahahahahah !

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>>36234995
>jack off straight into my underwear
Shamelessly wear for the rest of the day.

>>36235186
Hey, it's your own fluid, it's like sneezing and then touching your arm

>>36235231
>Hey, it's your own fluid, it's like sneezing and then touching your arm
Your description of what I do is pretty gay.

>>36234995
same desu. i wasn't sure that anyone else did this.

>>36235101

What is her role in the movie? Does it get steamy? I have a great need now.

>>36235242
I mean touching your own arm, not mine.

I'm rewearing underwear right now

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>>36235230
>>jack off straight into my underwear
>Shamelessly wear for the rest of the day.
Make it for a week.
Thank god I stopped after school.

I wear the same clothes in my neet chamber for weeks to months and change temporarily to a clean set when I have to leave my apartment for food and stuff.

>>36235337
How much of a smelly greaseball you have to be that you can't rewear at least twice easily, I'll never know.

>>36234995
I do that, when I was younger and stupid I used to toss it on the floor. Now I have a process so it doesn't stink up the room so bad. After I fap into a dirty pair of underwear from the day before I put it in a plastic bag and tie it up. Then I toss it into my closet. After I run out of underwear I do a load of only underwear. Have to wash it twice, first time warm/cold then second time cold/cold and after that the cum smell is all gone.

I use a sock to fuck my cock

Then I keep on using it to jerk

Then I wear it if I can't find any clean socks

I've once used rolled-up toilet paper as a tampon

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>>36235266
>What is her role in the movie?
professional masturbation interest

>>36234995
>Implying this is a bad thing
>Implying i won't let my mom wash them

>>36234995
Legitimately, is this disgusting? I figured it was kind of standard. Is it disgusting if a woman does it?

>wear the same onesie all day every day, keep it on when sick to sweat out a fever and don't wash it until the smell of sweat and grease becomes a distraction

either that orrrrr

>constantly take candid photos of average/hot corridor mates when we're interacting, go back to my room and just look at them for hours

sometimes i fart

>>36234995
W-w-would you sell me your cummed in underwear OP?

l want to eat out a girl's asshole.

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>>36235357
>for weeks and months
>change temporarily to a clean set when I have to leave my apartment for food and stuff
Something doesn't add up.

>>36235230
I do this too. I jack off before sleep into my foreskin (so that I don't make a mess), empty out the cum onto my pubic area, smear the cum around my pubes, pull up my boxers and smear the boxers with my cum. I go on the rest of the night and the next day before showering before bed once again.

>>36236195

And you wonder why nobody will ever look at you sexually

I megabarfed reading this

>>36236195
Don't worry anon, I do this too. I jerk it into my foreskin and hold it like a balloon, then I simply pull up my pants and let it go.

I have phimosis as well. Fuck everything.

>>36236319
I don't think a bit of cum is that easy to smell unless your face is in my crotch

>>36236364
I just squeeze my foreskin from the bottom to the tip to squeeze out the cum. Coming to think if it, it's probably why I have that excess bit of foreskin.

>>36236029
>constantly take candid photos of average/hot corridor mates when we're interacting, go back to my room and just look at them for hours
why? what do you do with the photos?

i manually take out the poop out of my rectum one by one so to not irritate my hemorroids

>>36236184
what don't you get?
not that anon, but I do this sometimes:
>be shut in
>have home outfit that you wear all day every day
>almost never leave house, all is fine
>if I have to go out to grocery store or whatever put on clean clothes for visit and change back into depression pajamas when I get home
>probably refold grocery store clothes to wear again some other time
>if longer/dirtier activity put into hamper to be sent to fluff n fold whenever I'm completely out of clean clothing (a few times a year)

>>36234995
>>36235230
>>36235340

I used to do that when I was on my early to mid teens, I don't do it anymore because it leaves a stain and you smell like cum afterwards but I wasn't aware of that

But I also don't change my underwear after I shower, should I start doing that?

>>36235038
Must smell like shit

Org

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>>36234995
TIL this is considered disgusting?
I do it all the time and wear it all the next day.
It doesn't smell (at least mine doesn't)

Pee in bottles just like everyone else here.

>>36235038
fuckin diarrhea breath over here

>>36236607
No it does, you just think it doesn't. You're use to the smell.

>>36234995
I still do this at the ripe age of 23
Probably why my skin is godawful down there

>>36236418
Because I appreciate their natural grace. The fact that they look good in photos they don't even know are taken.

I'm really ugly and look legitimately disgusting in photos, but the photos don't make me jealous, just appreciative they're in my life right now and I can interact with and touch them.

I've also found the private reddit accounts of a few of them, and regularly keep tabs on their private opinions. You'd be surprised at how pure the thoughts of a normie actually are, it's really cute. One guy I recall was like "man, I hope nobody I know IRL finds my reddit account, it'll be the end of me", when I found it it was nothing but puns, widely agreeable political opinions and gaming discussion, along with some private feelings. So cute!

I love the relaxed way they just spread out, their genuine smiles. I feel like I have a small, real piece of them and they don't know it.
I mean, two of them I do want to fuck, but it's not about that.

I'll also watch them come and go about their business outside, their interactions with friends. I'll set my alarm for about 4am when I know some will be coming back from the club at the weekends so I can see them come in. Watching them with poor motor skills is really nice too. For that reason I'll also try and catch people when they're sleepy but that's more unpredictable and rare.

Once I've looked at the photos for a few hours and I've taken it in from their head to their toes, imagining their daily routine, their private feelings of inadequacy, how they look when they masturbate, their focus when studying etc, I'll just move on to something else.

I'll also go over our messenger conversations again and again, especially the ones that make me smile.

>>36236769
Doesn't jizz make your skin better or something? It isn't acidic, it's basic/alkaline.

>>36234995

I've licked a girls asshole clean after she took a shit

>>36236837
No. Your dad isn't giving you "skin treatments."

>>36236863
>implying daddies cummies are for me

>>36236582
Im absolutely intoxicated by the smell of penis, so no, you shouldn't.

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I put jelly on my biscuits and gravy

>>36237047
are you a grill?

original originalio

>>36235038
Your teeth will fucking rot out you dumb shit. Go brush your motherfucking teeth. I'm advising you as a friend, anon.

>>36237328
Yeah sure, why not 2bh

i have a cyst on my ear that i have to keep popping every two weeks or so to drain it and the shit that comes out of it smells like death

i'm just too lazy to go see a doctor about it

>>36236803
>>36236803
Playing Sims IRL almost.

>>36235135

No shame in that, anon. I regularly dumpster dive behind supermarkets here because they throw away so much stuff that is still usable.

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I eat my cum every time.

when I was around 13yo I would jerk off into a tissue and wipe my dick clean on the curtains in the bathroom.
I did it so often that they started getting moldy, green spots all over.

>obese

It might not sound that bad, but the coloration between my thighs is fucked up despite shower and scrubbing twice a day plus the amount of weird black head/pimples/occasionally cysts down there is completely fucked up and doesn't make any sense beyond "these are happening because you're a fat cunt"

>>36236410

Old, spoiled cum that's rubbed into your stinking crusty pubes, and you don't think it's easy to smell?

God damn son, you need to pay more attention to the reaction of people around you.

>>36234995
>take a piss
>take a shit
>jerk off with the shit still in the bowl
>cum all over the shit and then flush

the most concerning part is that it doesnt bother me at all and i've been doing it for the past 8 years.

Jack off into tissues and just throw them on the floor next to my bed. I also have two garbage bags full of cummy tissues in my closet

I exist in a physical body.

>>36236803
you're just an adorable nutcase, aren't you?
sounds likes some pretty comfy stalking d e s u

i suck my own dick

-I shower whenever I stink
-I never brush my teeth, I gargle and stuff but I never put a toothbrush inside my mouth
-sometimes when I'm sitting on the toilet (shitting), I masterbate
-when I masterbate I rarely wash my dick afterwards
I'm ashamed of this one: I clear the dust off my pc whenever it gets slower, not when I see the dust. I hope this made you feel better about yourself

Jacked off to John Goodman

Top it

I don't wipe, I just squirm around in my underwear the next place I sit after pooping.

>>36237890
Also want to fuck a 69yo coworker

>>36237968

You should totally go for it. It would make their day.

I wash my ass in the shower using my bare hand w/soap lather.

I eat my boogers.

I wear clothes multiple times so that I only have to do laundry every 6 weeks or so.

I squat when I shit.

I don't by tissues or paper towels so that I can save money by using bulk TP to clean up all spills and blow my nose.

I've been binging and fasting

I haven't lifted in like 3 weeks. I had gone to the gym every other day for 4 months up until then.

I've thrown away clothes that I bought and never wore

I have terrible chest/bacne even though I have great skin because I lie in bed all day and refuse to take care of it.

A few weeks ago my jawline looked really nice, but I've gained a bunch of weight since and now I look a bit pudgy.

I was so happy a few weeks ago and now hate myself again.

Used a bag containing hand cream and some warm shit as a fleshlight because I thought that's what anal would feel like.

>>36237998

Oh yeah, and my BO smells like taco meat and I love shoving my nose in my pits to take good long whiffs.

>>36237998
>I wash my ass in the shower using my bare hand w/soap lather
How else are you supposed to clean your ass in the shower?

>>36237992
Probably not

He's married and seems the least gay out of most people I know

Woman I want to fuck too, a bit younger, also married :((((((

>>36238020

Wash cloth or bend over and spread

>>36236720
Your mother's pussy plus your father's pussy equals your grandfaggot's pussy.

I hide clumps of feces in my pussy and then pick up ugly men from bars. They start to eat me out and I see their heads stop when they smell it and then keep going more slowly. Many times they start gagging, but they never say anything because they're timid losers. Then when I can't hold in my laughter any longer, I jam a thumb in my butt and push like I'm trying to make a doo doo. With my butt blocked, the force blows the contents of my cunt all over the dumb faggot's face.

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>>36238120
Wut?
Orgnial

>>36238143
tripleknife or 3 different knives?

>>36238169
I know for sure this is some kind of weird fetish you have, this is not the first time i see you posting, What's the problem with you?

>>36238226
Oh yeah? What did I say last time then you fag motherfucker? You got nothing.

>>36238294
Somali gang, large gang, either way that's pretty scary.

>>36238294
why did they stab you? what's it like being a racist?

>>36238272
Ahahah i got you, you shady motherfucker, the best part is that you recognize your filthy being but still think its a good idea to indulge in scat feticism, neck neck neck yourself. :)

>>36238351
The only thing I find more disgusting than poop is your insinuation that I find poop anything but disgusting, Sir.

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>>36237818
>no meme arrows
>thinks not washing your dick after fapping is edgy

There's been nothing but normies today. Is there another """migration""" happening?

>>36238143
Try a kidney stone

>>36238453
i'll try something that comes out of your dick if you try something that comes out of my dick

>>36238351
SHIT IN MY TANG
SHIT IN MY TANG
SHIT IN MY MUHFUKKEN POON TANG BRUH

>>36237998
Literally all of those things, but my last manic episode ended 3 months ago, not 3 weeks. It was a good one; I was even running on my off days.

>>36238020
Use a bidet

Italian robot here

>>36236029
You sound oblivious yet endearing. I can't stand wearing the same shit for long when I'm sick. Taking a shower genuinely makes me feel better when I get all sticky and feverish.

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>>36236582
>you smell like cum afterwards
OH FUCK
>be me
>masturbate directly into underwear
>wear for rest of the day
HELP

>>36238771
Go eat a plate of spaghett' you greasy dickshit.

>>36234995
I have had been having regular sex with the gay brother (I am not gay) of a woman I went to school with. I am in love with her and she is absolute perfection. She has no feelings towards me and has told me that she thinks I am a "weirdo". Her brother is 5 years younger, I am 23 he is 18. He looks just like her and has grown his hair long, at my request, he has a collection of her clothes and wears her perfume. He says he is in love with me, but I am unable to return his affection, as I am not gay. We have sex a few times a week, he acts like his sister and I call him by her name. It is as close as I will ever get to fucking the woman of my dreams. I am just using him for sex and although we live together, I will never be able to have a committed relationship with him because I am not a homosexual. He is a much better cook than his sister and keeps himself in really good shape. I am just unable to cross that line. I am a devout Christian and homosexuality is abhorrent to me, it is a mortal sin the eyes of god. He has offered to take hormones and possibly have SRS if I will commit to him and tell him I love him. I really want him to take hormones, but I just can't change my sexuality and become gay. The sex is great. I am only using him so I can pretend that I am with the woman of my dreams.

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>>36239036
>I have had been having regular sex with the gay brother (I am not gay)

>>36239036

Sorry, bro, you can try to talk yourself out of it all you want, but... You're gay.

>>36234995
>jack off
>clean myself up with toilet paper
>toss them into a brown paper bag near my bed
>bag overflows
>too lazy to change it so just toss my cum rags on the floor
>can't see the carpet under all the rags
>start seeing flies
>ignore them because they probably just came from outside
>jacking off again, toss rag on floor
>see something crawling around on my cum pile
>it's just a fly but try to kill it anyway
>move a few cum rags
>fucking larva everywhere inside and under the rags
>lose my shit and become frantic as I try to clean my cum rag larva nest up
>don't sleep in room for a week
And that's why I flush my cum now

>>36238955
yeah dude, people can smell the cum on you, these days I usually fap before I shower, when I fap earlier I wash my pee pee in the sink

>>36239374
People can smell the cum on you? Come on, you. Nobody believes that. There's cum inside you all the time. In your case, there's cum inside your front and your back. Why can't people smell that too?

>>36235337
nice undrewear.

I brush my teeth in my room and spit it into a bottle out of laziness
Sometimes when it's dark I drink it by mistake instead of water
At least I still piss in the toilet

>>36241062
You don't piss in the toilet, your penis pisses in the toilet. You just tell your hands where to point it.

>>36234995
>jack off straight into my mouth

If you were to look under my computer desk you'd find 10 years worth of boogers stuck to the underside of it.

i looked under this guy's desk >>36241377

0 boogers

0

>>36236607
i used to do this,i promise you everyone else smells it

I wear the same pair of boxers 3-4 days in a row and turn them inside out every other day

>>36234995
I barf in my garbage can and just leave it there

>>36234995
I've bumped my own thread

I shower once every other week

>>36234995
I play Tera

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Guys. I'm straight and I have sold a few pairs of used undies for $130 and 3 dick pics for $200 to a gay coworker...
I feel ashamed. Would you guys have done this?

>>36234995
>i am very judgemental person
>also a NEET
quite the pickle

>>36234995
you might be driving girls into you. they smell cum, they get wet.

>>36242691
try not to get a yeast infection. it was weird to have it. it was like dried glue on my penis/ testicles.

>>36244228
>they smell cum, they get wet.
not old useless cum. do you salivate when you smell rotting food?

>>36236410
>I don't think a bit of cum is easy to smell unless your face is in my crotch
>t. That one guy from high school who reeked of dried cum

You'd be surprised. Semen has a strong foul smell. You literally don't even have to masturbate as bad as you did and you can definitely fucking smell it when a person is talking to you.

>>36244346
you don't? aged meat is pretty great

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>>36239036
Kek
This is a good post anon, it made my day a little bit better

>>36237459
I have a fat friend who has all kinds of weird bumps and lumps and stuff. it's really weird.

>>36244484
try cooked and then aged

havent changed my boxer briefs in like a week. but at least they're my favorite pair.

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>>36239036
Holy fuck thats funny. Good luck faggot.

I only shower twice a week and change underwear once a week. There just something about the bad smell that feels refreshing.

>Jerk off most mornings and cum on my stomach.
>Wipe off cum on girlfriends clothes, don't wash them afterwards.
>Go to work afterwards without showering.

Also sometimes when I'm fucking my girlfriend up the ass and I notice there's a little bit of poo on the end of my dick, I'll just keep pounding away without telling her.

I pick my nose and eat it.
Pretty tasty.

>>36244113
Depends on how much you paid for the underwear in the first place.
Roughly $320 profit and the knowledge that someone is incredibly attracted to you without actually having to touch them or look at them naked? That's a good business transaction.
See how much more money you can make out of them from dick pics and dirty underwear.

>>36235266
she has an accident and wake up in a bunker with someone telling her outside is now invaded by aliens so she have to stay here and she starts to have doubts

the movie is shit but that girl is cute as fuck

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I am worried about the impact of global warming on human agricultural systems. However, I am fat and lazy and have severe denial issues

So, for the last 12 months I have been pretending that my shitty ass is the ice caps in the Arctic and that my shit is the 'sea ice'.

Every month I take a measurement of my ass and the level that the shit reaches onto my cheeks, and pretend it is a sea ice measurement.

So far, the Greenland Ass Sheet (which comes out of my northern ass area) has hit a record extend, because I don't wipe my asshole, ever, because the actual fact of ice sheet reduction destroys my soul.

I smell like shit all the fucking time but I can't stop it. If I have to face the facts I will weep.

>>36245093
when you cum does the poo come off like a champagne cork?

>>36237359
sounds hawt to me.

>female
>non-virgin
>too much of a coward to kill myself

>>36245373
Wipe your ass now, and take a long shower.

> I bleed once a month
It's not like the blood you see when you cut your arm...it's a little cloged, sometimes it comes off in pieces.... sometimes it's old blood then it's really, really dark...almost black pieces coming out lol
If I decide to wear pads instead of moon cup, then the mix of blood and sweat make a very particular smell, quite disgusting.
Also, without moon cups pissing is a very dsgusting thing, blood everywhere.
Imagine you trying to clean the blood with paper but it never cleans out good.
LOL and when I spend a lot of time sitting and wake suddenly, worst feeling ever, seems like there is a waterfall in my pussy.

Few days after the blood, comes something else...something sticky and transparent (or sometimes it's between white and transparent) and I have this horrible feeling of wet pants for a couple of days.
Having a pussy is really weird and disgusting, no matter how much you try to be clean, there is always something oozing out of the pussy.

>>36234995
we talkin physical? mental? free for all? Cause I'm pretty normal physical wise, my thoughts are the most disgusting part of my character for how low i can go.

>>36235266
she has none really, the whole time she's just playing mouse and cat with john goodman. I liked the movie but MEW's adorable "Am I about to get raped?" face kept me in it.

>>36245695
>female
>virgin
>too much of a coward to kill myself

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>>36239036
>I just can't change my sexuality and become gay
>I have had been having regular sex with the gay brother (I am not gay)
Too late

>>36245742
this is exactly why i'm never jealous of women
and that also causes you to cramp up and get mood swings and shit

fuck periods
i'd get one of those hormonal implants that stop periods immediately if i got transformed into a girl

>>36239036
Literally a perfect example of delusion.

>>36239036
that dude is too good for you

>>36234995
>jack off straight into trash can.
>my room has recently been smelling like fish from the cum in the trash can.
>happens rarely when I masturbate too much into it without taking it out.

>>36246162
>jack off straight into trash can.
at that point you might as well just do it into a pussy.

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>this fucking thread

Arcanine's disgust threads were always board kino

>>36239036
Lol fag

>>36244474
Back to r eddit or lurk faggot. Come back when you learn to greentext.

>>36236803
>tfw no stalker friend
You seem really nice. I think we would be good friends. And I agree normies can be super cute. I once had a school project with two very social people. And they genuinly cared about everyone and everything. One girl really had this goal of changing the world positivily (stopping world hunger and war and stuff), without really having a plan for that. Normies get shitted on a lot on this site, but most are really kind.

>>36237414
This is normal

B ch

when i was 15 i fucked a corpse and i still jack off to the memory seven years later

>>36234995
Shit my undies last night and bid them under my pillow

>>36237998
>I wash my ass in the shower using my bare hand w/soap lather.
This is considered gross?
Wtf

Whenever I come in threads like this I'm typing up some shit and then I fantasize about a scenario where my family gets a list of ALL the posts I've made on 4chan. Then I don't post it anymore because I'm paranoid like that.

>>36246356
You should explain in more detail.

>>36241358
That's talent. How?

>>36246711
there's not much to it
I would wait around about 90 minutes after school for my mom to pick me up and I often wandered through a bushy area next to the school. some girls body was there (she had rope marks about her neck and she looked about 17) one day and I was scared as fuck for like five minutes but then my dick sorta took over and I just went at it, came inside and everything. Saw a report on the news the next morning while I was getting ready for school, it was said that she was 'raped then brutally murdered'. Feels good living in a third world country where they can't trace that shit back to me

>>36247180
No fucking way. I don't believe this.

>>36247309
I dont have anything to back it with so its up to you whether or not you believe it I guess

>>36247435
yous a fine motherfucker won't you back that story up

>>36234995
I have recurring sores that open up around my genitals and leak puss (lymphocytes) and blood
It's basically like an STD except, it's a genetic skin disorder.

>>36247762
sorry I dont understand your post
origilio

>>36248110
>>36247180
Can you elaborate on this?
What were your thought and feelings before, during and after the process?
What did you physically do?
Did you enjoy it at the time?
Do you enjoy it now?
Was the woman attractive?
What country are you from? Have the conditions there made you more unfazed by violence?

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>>36239547
>People can smell the cum on you? Come on, you.

>>36237818
Whoa, watch out for this guy! What an absolute madman!

>>36235038
That's it I'm on 3 years of not brushing

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I didn't go to confession yet and it's Holy Thursday. I only have tomorrow left.

>>36248198
>before I was scared but gave in because I assumed it would feel good and I doubted id ever get laid
>during
I was right, it felt amazing
>after
for about two weeks I was worrying about getting caught, that's all
>What did you physically do?
when I worked up the courage to get closer I was looking at her face for a while and she was really pretty. I rubbed her belly once or twice and got a boner so I pulled down her skirt. I was looking at her cunt for like five minutes, it was the first (still is) id ever seen in person. Took me like 30 seconds to put in in properly. I was squeezing her breasts through her shirt at the start but then I started sorta cradling her head. I held it in for about a minute after I came then I booked it before someone came along.
>Did you enjoy it at the time?
absolutely yes
>Do you enjoy it now?
yes id do it again provided I dont get caught
>What country are you from? Have the conditions there made you more unfazed by violence?
I'm from the Bahamas. There's a concerning amount of violent crime here but a few months prior to the incident I had just discovered gore on the internet and binged it hard so that mightve been it.
this is the first time ive ever told anyone about this desu

>>36237998
>I wash my ass in the shower using my bare hand w/soap lather.

Is there another way of washing my ass that I don't know about?

>>36238074
>Wash cloth

So you're telling me that you shower by spreading residual fecal particles all over your body? Got it.

in high school I rubbed a muffin in the school urinal and ate it for $75

>>36242651
that's very worrying

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>put off doing coursework and sit about playing ro2 or hoi4 instead even though my fututee depends on it
>get up 1pm
>dont shave for work (mcdicks)
>hot water only works occasionally so only shower occasionally
>go to gym at 11pm since i cant motivate myself any earlier
>comfort eat throughout the day
>obv no texts or messages since no friends
>room a mass of emptu bottle and pizza boxes
>havent ejaculated in 2 week but coast so much theres soars on my dick

ima fucking mess and i want it to end

>>36248919
I don't know if you're baiting or not, but i don't brush that long either. Every time i confess people think I'm joking.

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>>36235135
we got a meme man over here

>>36236083
lEEEEL
ew
THe MOST DESCUSTIg thINg i'Ve READ todaY
>thE WOrst persOn in the thrEAD

>>36235038
Pfft. I rarelydo anymore for the last 5 years. They look alright to be honest not fantastic but ok. Just stopped caring i guess

Fapped to girls I use to know and some I don't know. Deleted social media apps to stop. Almost daily.
Spit on carpet. Yup
Sometimes i go almost a week without shower.
Rarely changed underwear during that.
Overall I have become a disgusting autistic fag who browses 4chan almost daily.
I have nude of MEW if anyone wants to see nothing new tho and has a weird filter but its her.

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I used to jack off straight into my sweatpants and then wait until it dried before I could go downstairs again.

>>36249145
Me too it is what it is

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Fuck it heres the mary winstead pic thread dead anyway

I piss in the sink and wash it down

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>>36237416
>not just using the same tissue you just jacked off into to clean your dick

>>36237503
the worst is when you have to clean off the jizz that is just out of reach of the water so that mommy won't find the residue when she cleans the toilet

>>36234995
>pick my nose
>and eat my boogers
Apparently, I'm not the only one

>>36251404
Et tu nymous

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>pinworms
>itch so bad i can barely sleep at night

just fucking end me

>>36234995

I used to be like you but then I started jerking off into kleenex and toilet tissues. Try it, it's a definite step up.

>>36238169
how do you not have some sort of disease? original original original

>>36235038
>>36248919
>>36250793
>>36251001

Start brushing your teeth before you go to bed. It'll take a few weeks to get into the habit. Before long, you'll start to feel proud for sticking with it, and appreciate better teeth hygiene.

You don't want to wake up one day and realize you really fucked up by not taking better care of your teeth. Heed this warning and start now.

>>36246658
hahahaha fuck this used to be me couple of years ago

>>36235038

BWAHAHAHA.....that's it? 3 weeks?

Over the past decade I've gone MONTHS without brushing my teeth.....and I only did it a few times every now and again between those periods, whenever the day came when I realized that I hadn't brushed them in a long-ass while

I have never seen a dentist in my life. And there's a certain area in my lower gums that always bleeds a little whenever I decide to brush. That bleeding area has been there for years. I'm sure I have gingivitis or some shit

If I had to estimate....I'd say I only brushed my teeth 10 to 15 times annually

My teeth are translucent at the edges (although you can't tell unless you see them up close) and they are sensitive to extreme heat/cold.....but surprisingly they come out fairly white when I decide to brush them (not perfect white of course, but not yellow/dingy either)

>>36234995
>
>>jack off straight into my underwear

Moot?
Is that you?

>>36234995
I did that till I was about 19, I thought it was a manly thing to do..
I blew gallon loads back then too.
I remember soaking my south park boxers then putting on basketball shorts and going to blockbuster to rent Red Dead Revolver with my mum

Sometimes if someone is using the bathroom, I'll piss in a cup and pour it down the sink.

>>36234995
>>>36234995
>I did that till I was about 19, I thought it was a manly thing to do..
>I blew gallon loads back then too.
>I remember soaking my south park boxers then putting on basketball shorts and going to blockbuster to rent Red Dead Revolver with my mum
Jerking off to your mom?
Whats wrong with you?

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>>36234995
>not jacking off straight into your underwear and wearing the same pair for a week, spewing loads day after day into your musky pair of balls-sweaty briefs

If you don't do it, you're not living. The freedom of no cleanup and no care when I'm in public is fantastic. I make every seat I sit on reek of musk.

>>36234995
I weigh 313lbs

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>>36246658
>get banned for your gross post
>your dad confronts you about it

>>36251910
When was the last time you saw your penis?

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>>36234995
>>36235230
>>36251892
I used to do this in the same underwear for weeks at a time. Would still do it but my cum really stinks now. I mean it's bad, even if it's just a bit of pre-cum from edging at work, it lingers like a blow drier filled with salty cheese. And if it's left to fester, like one of my cum rags, it seems to grow mold almost instantly. I'm having to wash cum rags at least once a week otherwise my apartment is a biohazard that makes my lungs hurt.

>>36251520
>not enjoying your butt buddies

>>36249006
youre a sicko buddy

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>>36249006
>I'm from the Bahamas.
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!!!
GRAND BAHAMAFAG HERE!!!
WHAT ISLAND ARE YOU ON, ANON? WHAT ISLAND DID IT HAPPEN ON, AND HOW LONG AGO?
TRYING NOT TO ASK FOR YOU TO GIVE TOO MANY DETAILS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS....BUT JESUS CHRIST

>>36252462
Are you black? How is life in the Bahamas?

>>36252462
on New Providence, happened about 7 years ago

>>36252512
Yep I'm black
For me life is pretty good. I've had a secure government job for years now (even though I hate it, it still pays the bills) and I have no wife or kids so I get to actually enjoy my non-work hours
Hurricane Matthew fucked us hard and the country is still slowly recovering (especially Grand Bahama). Thank goodness I have a government job, otherwise I'd be stuck either in the tourism industry or under someone's struggling business. Everyone else is hustling with odd jobs, some selling weed and coke to locals and tourists alike
We're not nearly as 'third world' as some people think, though...at least not the younger generation here

>>36252580

A Nassaufag, then. Holy shit.

I literally thought I was the only Bahamian who frequents 4chan, lol. This place has a reputation of being a spot for white American male social outcasts.....but dammit I love it still

You are one sick bastard my friend, lol.....but I appreciate your honesty. And it's not like you killed the girl, so I don't hate you or anything. But damn.....I hope for your sake they don't have a saved sample of your DNA in her, and that the RBPF don't advance their tech to trace shit back to you

>>36234995
I'll jerk off into my underwear at the end of my day and throw it in with my Dori laundry, but then I wear a clean pair the next morning. I assume only my clothes hamper smells like cum?

>>36252798
thanks for the concern mate, hope things go smooth for you up north

>>36235266
She steams the fuck out of John Goodman's face in the end

>>36234995
I only shower and brush my teeth when I leave my house. I leave my house once a week for therapy.

I wipe my butt with the only bread in the house: my breakfast bread.

>>36234995
>cum into my underwear 10 - 15 times over the course of the weekend
>take a shower sunday night
>jack off while smelling my underwear before I go to bed

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>>36234995
>bite my toenails off instead of using clippers when they get too long

Don't even ask me how that started, it's just something I've been doing since childhood.

>>36234995
I do this too
No ckeanup and I like the friction too

>>36239317
>cum rag larva nest
This is a great name for a band.

>>36236122
I have eat a girl's rim.
It's empowering.

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>change underwear once/twice in a week
>have passed several times with the same underwear for a moth
>brush teeth only when i have to go out
>wear same hoodie for weeks without washing it

>>36234995
I am kind and forgiving, and always see the best in people.

I have a cruel bloodlust for evil people. I dream of killing people that harm others. Contradiction at max.

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>brush teeth 10 times yearly
>shower maybe 20 times yearly
>have had 3 paid of underwear the last 3 years
>2 pairs of pants
>cum on floor by computer and don't clean it up (there is a black stain there)
>fuck fleshlight without cleaning it and keep reusing it
>piss in shower instead of toliet and there is black gunk all over it
>piles of unbagged trash all over apartment

I need serious rehabilitation. Help.

I pick my nose. I've been trying to stop

>>36245945

Getting something stronger than birth control pills to stop periods is hard even if you have a medical condition it would help because doctors think all females will go baby crazy at some point.

Not brushing teeth can be nasty, but many people skip it. Sometimes I go days without brushing. Others I brush well. Diet itself can effect teeth. Wearing same underwear unwashed I think has so been done by many people, even normies.

Nastiest shit I do is skeet in my boxers and go to sleep after.

>>36234995
I fantasize about meeting one of the only online friends I have in person and doing lewd things with him. I genuinely love him so much, I don't even care if they're actually fat or smelly or whatever. I'd marry and fuck him in a heartbeat. I'm not even attracted to the male body, I just really love talking to him so much.

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I wipe my cum under my desk

>take piss
>wipe dick head on gfs towel

also
>be stupid throughout teenage years and cum on my white carpet whenever i jerk off without ever cleaning it
>eventually, big area of carpet is staining with a yellowish tinge and really crusty
>put rug over it
>move out
>come back to house to visit
>mom says she cleaned my room out while i've been gone
>stain is sitting right fucking there in plain sight
>feel ashamed

>>36234995
fuck man me too, i need to stop. shit gets so crusty and the smell is the worst.

>>36234995
> attracted to 16 year old second cousin.

>>36234995
>Tfw do this
>tfw have been smelling an incredibly foul, rancid smell in my boxers for the past week now
Should I...should I stop doing this?

>>36255361
Requesting cum stain pics asap

>>36251727
doesn't the taste/smell bother you.

>>36236029
if your collection gets noticed your gonna look mighty suspiciouse.

I hold in my shits because it feels good

>>36235453
Why not just come into the plastic bag?

>>36238057
it would realy make the old man's day. he's secretly gay for you.

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>get period blood in panties
>continue wearing them throughout the day

>underneath my boobs get sweaty
>use an old shirt to wipe em off

>hair is greasy and knotted
>just bundle it all up in a hat

I've given up.