Do you think Jesus used to jerk off as a teenager?

I think he fucked his mum since technically he already did

>>36234647
he couldn't play with his mutilated arab-dick because there was no lube in that time besides saliva which dries up to quickly

he was probably a good lover though

>>36234664
>the meme where cutfags need lube to masturbate

I jerk off every day without lube and im cut.

>>36234647
Yes, that's why those years are missing from the bible. It was just non-stop ticklin the pickle.

>>36234673
Are you fully cut though? I'm cut but they left some foreskin for mobility

>>36234673
must be horrible

>>36234673
Me 2 oridiky

>>36234647
I'd be surprised if this angle hasn't been explored in amateur pron movies.

>>36234664

cut dicks scrape your pussy dry tbqh, that's usually why some couples need lube for sex too

>>36234673
i hope you got sweaty hands
imagine the feeling dry styrofoam rubbing against the tip
gives me goosebumps

>>36234756
im pissed about this desu, i take forever to finish and my gf dries up before i can usually, like 30min or so and she looks in pain. fuck anorgasmia and fuck my parents