>when you cum so hard it hits your face

>>36232206
my dick is bent downward so it's really difficult to cum on myself unless I jack my back way up the wall

>>36232206
Sauce me up, daddy-o.

>tfw you shoot so hard some of it gets in your mouth
>tfw immediately get hard again

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>when you cum so hard your legs turn to jelly and you lose your balance

>>36232345
Jingrock - When You're Feeling Horny, You Start Fucking

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>>36232380
You're alright, kid.

>>36232206
This happens to me very often. Its not even arousing, its just annoying. I hate getting that shit on my clothes too.

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>>36232206
>Nut so hard it lands in your eye

I'm almost proud of that power

>tfw you nut so hard your balls ache for a while after
hurts so good

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>tfw beating meat for 3 hours and cum so hard it's like half a dozen thick spurts that fly passed my face and all over my shirt

>>36232206
I dont have that problem, whenever I cum i just bend forward and suckle it up. few perks of being a manlet :3c

>>36233063
I wish you'd squirt in my mouth to be honest. yummy.

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>>36233243
n-nice heh heh. I want to fill you with my hot sticky load

>>36232373
Hey be my Kumiko and let me jerk off to you

>>36232206
>when you cum so hard motherfuckers wanna find you

>cuming onto yourself or out in the open

Why the fuck would you create a mess like that? That's fucking gross.