How can you even compete with Chad?

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i challenge him to a d-dance d-duel

www.latimes.com/sports/93018784-132.html

If dubs Virgin walker is the new official meme of r9k

>>36231927
If trips /r9k/ has a golden age starting right now

Easy, by being more Chad than he is.

>>36232102
never ever, anon
orichepalego

if dubs tendies come back into fashion

>>36232946
Oh please, those greentexts are fun

Why am I competing with Chad?

What are we competing for?

Why should I care about this competition?

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>>36231898
>rapidly tiptoes around like in "going to the store"
Fucking kek'd
Did you make this OP? That's pretty good

I've always liked cute shy guys more than Chads

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>arms constatly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways
I saw a guy like that yesterday, idk what he was doing but that looked pretty retarded, but he did look confident.

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So Chad is actually a JoJo character?

>>36233682
His stand is [JUST BE YOURSELF]

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>intentionally slaps and batters incoming traffic to make his own path

this is some funny shit op

>tiny beetle-like stride

KEK

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>>36233679
This is how to do it, friendo

>>36231898
>idea 11/10
>Execution 5/10

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>be 6'6" (not deformed) 21yo autistic virgin
>in uni accomodation
>girl in room next door to me fucking a chad (casual sex)
>go out of my room to go for a shit
>chad was there and says something to the girl to make her laugh
>"fuck off"
>chad says some shitty half aggressive joke and gets in my face
>look down at him
>"fuck off midget I need a shit"
>casually walk past him
>in the toilet
>can hear girl laughing at chad

>>36234216
This didn't happen. But if it did:

>he was no Chad
>you are ugly
>you are still a virgin
>you will die a virgin

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>>36231898
>back is so straight you could measure structural foundation with his spinal cord
Exquisite

>>36234287

>he was no Chad
He clearly was (6' and good looking/confident)

>you are ugly
I'm overweight so yes

>you are still a virgin
True
>you will die a virgin
I think I'll hire a prostitute by that stage

>>36231898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
>this was 6 years ago

>>36234389
>implying you know what makes a Chad

Being 6' and average looking doesn't mean one is a Chad, not by a longshot. A Chad would not have sperged out like that.

>>36234469

Look m8, he was clearly way more confident then the average male. He clearly had the chad attitude.

What the fuck would a chad do in that situation?

Some witty comeback ? (I can't think of anything)

Attack and get the shit beaten out of him?

I do look kind of autistic and he was probably expecting a spergout, which didn't happen.

>>36231898
>Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind

HOW DO NORMIES DO THIS WTF