R9k as a whole

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>>36231364
THE TENDIES ARE MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36231364
What are those?

orig

>>36231496
I think it's called a metaphor?

>>36231496
pigs in a blanket

>>36231496
erv doors

some rich white people shit

>>36231496
A B C 1 2 3 teach me how to spel e e

just look down anon. which one are you?

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my parents used to make this joke everytime they applied my dermatitis cream. fuck you OP for reminding me of that pain

>>36231364
Brother please are you hiding oats in your blanket?

>>36231364
>R9k as a whole
I don't get it

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>>36231600
OP is saying we all have tiny penises.

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I fucking love hor d'oeuvres. When I got my alginate kit I spherified everything. Most of it sucked but pickle juice made for some interesting mini hot dogs using cocktail sausages and baby rolls. Delicious little dilly bubbles.

tfw haven't eaten these or corndogs in over a decade
tfw hungry at 3am

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i almost posted this but realized i wanted to be more accurate

>>36231600
your dick is microscopic you fuckin pube

>>36231364
weenies in a blanket?

>>36231600
OP is a newfag who doesn't know how to refer to boards yet. Also the picture looks shitty, I hope whoever made those aren't proud of themselves. Properly made they shouldn't be wrinkled and pruny from overcooking. You can tell they didn't use real lard in the dough either, so it won't have the ideal level of flakiness. Also, why the fuck is it served in a cardboard box? Reminds me of those black people thanksgiving threads where they proudly show off their bountiful styrofoam plates and dixie cups full off premium precooked wallmart turkey and brand name grape koolaid.

>>36231814
>that last line
you tried really hard, and .. please get out. unfunny piece of shit. using african-americans to act as if you're better? fuck off bitch, they're more family than you.

>>36231789

Stop being so fucking gay. How the fuck do you figure it has anything to do with dicks? It's probably a reference to comfy guy in a blanket. We're sweet, fun, and always a crowd pleaser with our autismal antics. I think it's a half decent comparison. Then you come along and drag your latent homosexuality into it ruining the fun.

>>>/hm/ may be more your style.

>>36231854
YOU'RE TALKING TO THE OP OF THE THREAD

if you wanna play optical illusions and decrypt the cipher, go fuck off to fucking wherever the fuck retards like you come from

>>36231854
how dare you tell me my picture is anything but what it's supposed to be. stop being triggered with your little thumblet of a penlet

even penne pasta goes harder than your limp ass

>>36231839

I'm only one person not a family. My cat is more cat than you so fuck off.

I don't get why you say I tried really hard though. I didn't bake those, reverse image search it instead of being a lazy piece of shit and assuming that OP snuck in my house to take pictures of my garbage can's contents. I'm not using black people for anything, they couldn't even be slaves right so I wouldn't want to. I am better, and it's 100% without their help. Typically people who don't use black people are better than black people in every way.

P.S Learn to use the fucking shift key
P.P.S fuck you, nigger

>>36231922
says the beaner

i could give a fuck less about reading your lil manifesto, and you're not worth any further discussion

goodbye cringelord www.latimes.com/sports/93018784-132.html

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>>36231873
>>36231897

Two OPs, interesting. Like I said, if you're so obsessed with your dicks /hm/ or /ck/ is more your speed. Pic related, I'm sure you'll find some way how it actually means dicks instead of manifold like everyone else thinks.

>>36231940

I do like beans and cheerleaders, but I don't see the connection between the two.

You might want to get your thesaurus recalibrated. Manifesto doesn't really fit the way you misused it. You did spell it correctly though, so I'll give you partial credit. Very good usage of "you're", your kind usually fucks that up. I'm disappointment you still managed to misspell "I" despite my guidance in the previous post.

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This is always what I've thought of /r9k/ as

>>36231506
>>36231599
>>36231792
Those are not pigs in blankets!
Pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped with bacon!

>>36231503

I think I'd love to cook me some metaphor this saturday

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Here, we have /r9k/ in a nutshell.

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>>36232140
>not super

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>>36232172
Enhanced to show detail.

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here we have minced garlic

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as you can see, garlic doesn't come in big sizes so it's easily digestible

https://youtu.be/xqI0YFLAO0g

>>36232634
i've never been so happy in my life. thank you.

>>36231509
Way to spell like a retard anon

>>36231839
Hahahaha this nigger is upset that shit hit too close to home.