Post your revenge stories. The more petty the better

>be me
>isotope
>see friend kissing oneitis to the valley
>knot drop on friday afternoon
>time warp to 3 seconds prior, kill friend
>kill drop on friday afternoot
>time warp to 3 seconds prior, friday afternoon
>isotope
>knot drop on cousins over for tea
>time wa

My ex-boyfriend is dating a C-list Youtuber. Little does she know that he's a spy.

i wanted to get revenge on my mom so i ordered HRT off the deep web.

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>>36228041
>be me back in high school
>dated some 10/10 latina chick
>found out she cheated on me
>broke up immediately
>present day
>immigration laws being strictly enforced now
>remember she was illegal
>ask an old mutual friend about her citizenship status
>she's still illegal
>fuckyes.png
>get whatever information on her I can
>find out where she lives now
>report her to ICE
>watch as she gets taken away
>mfw
Feels really fucking good, man. For a moment I could've sworn our eyes met as they took her in.

>Cucked the girl who got with my oneitis and now she's raising my child

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>There was this girl in my classes in high school
>She often disagreed with me in class discussions
>We both went to college
>I am engineer
>She majored in art history
>She works at a sub shop now
>Go to the restaurant she works at and order a sandwich which is funny because i think she's a feminist
>Give her a slight look of pity when I am ordering.

>>36228491
Mang your poor kid fuck you you're making another robot..wtf wrong with you...

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>>36228500

A sublime feeling just washed over me and in this momen I am euphoric

>Playing pickup soccer when I was in college
>One guy is playing more aggressively than I think he should
>Really making me mad
>I can run faster than he can
>Cover him for the entire game so he can never get open and never gets the ball

>>36228461
>dated some 10/10 latina chick
fuck off normalshit

>>36228519
Actually they're normies, Chad and Stacey pretty much, so I think the kid will end up just fine.

>>36228576
Don't you think doing that is kind of over aggressive?

>college physics
>this blonde bimbo latches onto me because I'm smart
>asks me to be her lab partner, always needs help figuring out labs and homework and shit
>always texts me the night before homework is due asking how to do shit
>she's too busy getting fucked by Chad all week to keep up
>get tired of being exploited
>stop responding to texts, I show up and finish the labs by myself, avoid her during lecture
>she fails out of the class

Derailed her entire career plan lol

i think about this a lot

endlessly. ALL DAY im not joking ALL DAY

i finally came to the conclusion that the best revenge is RUTHLESS SUCCESS

the kind you make a kissing noise with your fingers with your last breathe on your death bed. that kind of success. unironically the best revenge

>>36228621

Maybe, but the thread is for petty revenge stories so it doesn't matter if my response was reasonable.

>>36228592
Fuck off I was in high school

>>36228041
how the fuck am i supposed to roll when theres no numbers dumbass?

>>36228574

I'm glad you liked it. Here's another:

>Another girl from high school
>Nice to everyone
>She had this thing where she'd give everyone a plate of homemade cookies on their birthday. Even the kids who aren't popular, or aren't in her social group
>I didn't get cookies on my birthday
>End of year comes, people are signing yearbooks
>She is passing her yearbook around class so everyone can sign it
>I just write "I can't believe you gave everybody cookies on their birthday except me."
>She doesn't know who wrote it and it probably haunts her
>She is a single mother now

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LETS ROLL BOYS


>>36228041
fixed

>>36228777
nice trips

Some guys at work keep going to lunch and not inviting me. What should I do for revenge?

>>36228976

make them take you to lunch

>>36229084

How about

>Go to lunch
>Don't invite any of them and eat alone

Yeah, how does it feel, assholes?

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>have a female roommate
>always brings her boyfriend around
>eats all my food
>make lemonade
>put lsd in it
>her boyfriend drinks it
>has a really bad trip and smashes his head through his car window
>he hasn't touched my food since

>>36228950
roll (you guy)

>>36228950
>tfw no lancer gf

>>36229255
Dude good thing it wasn't me or I'd be having your orange sunshine lemonade all dayyy

>>36230266
holy shit nice

original roll of fate

>>36228950
Gimme gimme roll for Timmy

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>>36230266
Best Lancer girl coming through

>tfw no qt Irish warrior milf gf

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>>36228041
This is not revenge but it's the only time I've ever stood up for myself
>live in group home at 16
>have to sleep in living room one night where the kids who lost bedroom privileges sleep
>this one asshole starts yelling at about 12 am
>angry at staff because they woke him up so he could take his meds
>picks up stray chocolate milk from ground and flings it at the wall where I am sleeping and it gets all over me
>in my half asleep state I reveal my power level and rant about him being a delinquent nigger fuck who should kill himself
>embarrass myself in front of everyone, he cusses me out and calls me an ugly flat chested bitch
>everyone hates me afterward because they think I am racist

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I know I don't belong on this board but I just had to share it and this is a good opportunity.

>Be 15
>Perfect gf
>Hot, pure of heart, likes same games, music, food.
>Life is good
>She's friends with a huge edgelord/chad hybrid
>He bullies me and I have to put up with it
>I knew this relationship wasn't going to last but I hoped it would end on a peaceful note.
>Gf starts hanging out with edgechad more
>Don't mind because I trust her
>BIG MISTAKE
>Out of nowhere she dumps me for edgechad
>Cry for a little but recover quickly
>We were still friends
>Decided to see here
>ohgodno
>Edgechad corrupted her
>She's a total slut now
>They openly mock me calling me a pussy/bitch
>I run away crying
>This isn't over
>Go through university and aquire a really good paying job in construction
>Buff and manly with a side of testosterone
>Able to afford large house and sweet car
>later discover ex still lives with her parents and has gotten fat with plus edgechads bastard child
>Pay her a visit
>She doesn't recognize me but I remind her
>She immediately starts apologizing and tries to be nice
>Tell her I don't wanna hear it
>I walk back to my car and rush home
>Next week I find out she attempted suicide by hanging
>mfw

>>36228041
I hate myself and sabotage any chance I have getting anywhere in life constantly

>>36230556
are you a girl (male)?

fucking origin

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>be shut in
>agoraphobia
>meet guy online from 4chan who lives near me
>crush on him
>work up all my courage to ask him if i can come visit him
>he says he is not interested in me because he thinks i'm mentally unstable and insane
>meet other guy near me on 4chan
>we meet and hangout
>almost throw up on our first date from nerves, stare at floor the whole time
>he doesn't care, calls me up next day because he wants to hang out more
>move in together, happiness and love
>2-3 years later
>see other guy at anime convention
>he is drunk/on heavy drugs
>tells me im so much prettier in person
>tells me he regrets turning me down

lol bye bitch

>>36228461
Seems fake but ok

>>36228950
>Tfw no medieval waifu

>>36228041
Revenge stories? I killed myself haha! Take that bitch! That's right, i'm dead now! Haha!

If only it would have any impact what-so-ever. I might actually do it.

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>parents get me circumcised
>grow up to become a loser as revenge

>>36228519
THE MORE PETTY THE BETTER

>>36231358
Epicccc :DDdD xD

I have one
>middle school
>heavy crush on innocent pure blonde girl with big tits
>go through the whole neckbeard and m'lady charade
>eventually snap out of it
>we become very (very) close friends
>she eventually becomes a degenerate slut
>insufferable
>just stop talking to her and never make contact again after high school
>find out she drank herself silly and puked on herself when i stopped talking to her because she was sad
>she also got fired from her dream job at a gay coffee shop
>her visa got denied too
I'm glad nothing is working out for her

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>>36230792
so true it hurts anon, stahp it

>>36228041
>high school junior
>walking home after school
>go thru alley
>halfway down alley two dogs start barking at me thru fence
>flip them off keep walking
>get out of alley walk to end of block
"Hey faggot! Stop!"
>stop and turn around
>kid a grade higher is running towards me
"were you just in the alley?"
>*shrug* yeah
"stay right there faggot don't move"
>kid runs back to his house
>put backpack down expecting him to come back with friends
>ready to get jumped
>kid comes back out
>he's alone
>he runs up and stops six feet away
>throws egg at me
>hits me in chest
>egg flies every where
"leave my dogs alone faggot stay out of my alley"
>kid turns around and runs home laughing
>I'm left standing covered in egg like wtf
>walk home
>bury shirt in laundry
>see kid next day
>he calls me "eggboy"
>a couple weeks go by
>every time I see him he calls me eggboy
>one Monday I take rat some poison and wrap it in American cheese
>walk down alley
>dogs going ape shit
>toss 4 cheese balls over fence
>2 for each dog
>double back up alley
>walk home two blocks out of my way
>the next day I walk down alley
>no dogs barking
>no dogs in yard
>for rest of year I'm able to walk thru alley without incident
>every time I saw kid he still called me eggboy
>every time he called me eggboy I just smiled back at him

>>36228950
rolling originaly pls

>friend accidentally slams my hand with window while traveling by train
>later I "accidentally" spit out of window while his head is outside, covering his face in my saliva
>since he lives several hundreds clicks from me I just stop messaging him

>>36228950
rolling, i always role play a Front line dual whield crusader type character so please rolling for some "support" class waifu.

>Me and this girl have been getting along great for a little while
>finally get the balls to ask her out
>get rejected
>feeling pretty upset I ask her "why? We always spend time together and get along great"
>she says "oh I know, I love your company but I can't really picture myself sleeping with you, you are too good of a friend"
>feeling legit angry right now I saw "what? Am I not hot enough or something? Well sweetie, you are no 10 out of 10 yourself either. You have a little chub on you, you have a giant jew nose, and your chin could probably knock out the window of a car door"
>she immediately starts crying
>walk away feeling great despite rejection
>everything went better than expected

NORMIE POST COMING THROUGH

>a month or so out of 2 year relationship
>working at a con, we're wearing themed t-shirts
>I want a certain theme, some Chad gives me his spare one he washed the night before
>see ex with absolute qt p2t, short, lolita dress etc
>"back in a minute, coworker"
>go up to him like all "HI EX, THIS YOUR NEW GF?", absolutely no class or grace, but whatever
>she gets awkward and literally walks away
>see Chad walking up in my direction
>this is my chance!
>"Oh hey Chad, what fabric conditioner did you use for this? It smells amazing!"
>Ex looks at me
>"Oh, it's his T-shirt"

Yasssss

>>36228461
Normalfags GTFO

>>36232674
tits or GTFO you know the RULES REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36228041
>at a small halloween get together with some of my virgin loser buddies
>i showed up and me and 3 of my buds start playing smash brothers
>we play for a while and this guy that is also a buddy of mine shows up
>well call him D
>i turn around and greet him as he enters
>turn back around to play
>split second later he sucker punches me
>right in my eye and im blind for a bit
>the parents of the guy hosting the little party come in after hearing my cursing and my "friends" oooooooo at this instead of coming to my aid
>unable to do anything because the parents are scolding him and would kick me out most likely if i retaliated
>decide to bide my time
>2 months later hes walking home at night from school
>been stalking him and learned he likes to stalk this girl
>apperently he punched me because he heard she liked me
>what the fuck bros b4 hoes nigga
>wait until hes walking through an empty park by his house
>come up behind him with a running start i grab his head with both my hands and throw him into the concrete walk way
>get on top of him and punch him over and over and over
>dont even realize i almost killed him and my fists are covered in his blood
>come back from my haze and run off
>no one finds out
>D becomes more of a loser shut than he already was

Thats what you get for going for a cheap shot you cunt
it was really a rush but i havent had the chance to do anything like it since, i felt so powerful

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>>36233067
Also his face kinda looked like pic related

>>36230556
If girl(female) please leave the premises immediately

>>36228950
Kekkjkkkkkk

>>36230556
Tits or GTFO
>flat chested
Actually just GTFO