tfw no cute bf that lives near me

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post a pic of yourself else it's just bait m'lady

>>36222556
if you're ugly and a neet, why do you think you should get a cute twink as a bf?

>>36222556

you forgot to mention if you're a real, actual roastie or not.

>>36222592
>>36222732
It's obviously a guy, you retards. Women never have to beg for bfs and they definitely wouldn't do it here.

>tfw no innocent agoraphobic bf

>>36222592
I second the notion m'anon

>>36222556
Are you a girl

>>36222906
And what about you?

I'll be any of your bfs if you're a girl, trap or femboi

>>36222592
>>36222991
Not bait but don't have any pics

>>36222718
I'm told that I'm nice and funny but idk

>>36222906
Wouldn't say that I'm agoraphobic, just seems easier to stay in
I do go out sometimes, like I have to go to the dentist tomorrow/today

>I was told you could find bfs on /r9k/
who is telling you that? now I understand why the board is full of fags

>>36222778
they're just newfriends

>>36223225
>now I understand why the board is full of fags
Don't worry, soon the normies and chads will match up and the rest will see how pathetic robots really are and leave.

>>36222556
Tit or gtfo

This is the rule so many of you fail to follow.

Ay lad, what a shithole Birmingham is

I'm just outside Solihull - i hate going into town for stuff, used to be some nice places when i was a lad but it's gone to shite even more since

Sadly i'm not a twink or anything though, you could go Rainbow and look for some drunk fag to smash though.

>>36222556
Pics or fuck off.

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>>36223194
don't you lie swine!

>>36223318
I'm a guy

>>36223414
I don't go to bars or drink

>>36223514
>>36223700
I don't like having my picture taken at the best of times

I don't know how this board works, I'm usually just on /lgbt/

>>36222556
Brother plea--oh it's a cow.

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>>36223998
oooooooooooh you're a faggo? i believe you then plenty of you around here

>I live in a cow statue

wut

>>36223998
Back to faggotown REEEE