/dsr/

>>36221102
I'll play fampai

>>36221102
Seems like a jolly good time

>>36221102
Roll

Orgreganog

>>36221167
im broke reroll

roolerioe

>>36221118
Too dark reroll

>>36221102
Let's fucking roll, m8s

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>>36221313
You have to do it

rolling 4 food, I have a pizza in the fridge

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>>36221319
I recently found a TV channel called Viceland, it's sorta like a daytime adult swim that does documentary stuff instead of cartoons.
Today I learned a lot of things by just binge watching it, like 1, there's a TV show named Fuck That's Delicious, 2, you can do basically anything with Weed, and 3, Pizza Robots are a thing.

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>>36221558
That's the shit I need to know my man

I wish to engage

roll
egqwgwegwegew

Rolling so that it is too original to post

this is not original

>>36223170
Nothing bad actually happened today apart from scrolling through my old phone and seeing all the cringey ass fucking pictures that I used to post to fucking normiefuckingbook holy shit was I some sort of faggot back then.

roll
vjhgghjjh

>>36221102
Please dont give me something shitty

rollin rollin rollin
keep those doggies rollin

Kek let's go

giving it a roll

>>36221102
Rolling very, very originally

>>36223837
No food where I'm at so here's another roll

>>36223695
I didn't mean something difficult


>be me, 4th grade
>in class
>have to go peepee really bad
>ask teacher if I can
>yeah sure
>get to bathroom
>there's an awful stench
>go to urinal
>go peepee
>go to wash hands
>smell gets stronger as I get closer to sinks
>look at sink
>found out where the smell was coming from
>somebody had taken a big fat shit in the sink


gimmie one more

>>36223879
I got off work

One more

rolling for luck in an original fashion

>>36221102
well shit give me something other than the food

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>>36221102
Depressed that I can't join the army so let's see what I can do to take my mind off it

>>36223994
random.org bestowed upon me, /vp/

>>36221102
I'm too bored to not do this.

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>>36224099
Well that's boring. I guess I'll go with 9 and say the best thing to happen to me today was that I found an erotica site that I visited like a year ago. It's been in the back of my mind occasionally and I decided to find it again today. It took like 2 hours, but I retraced my steps and did it.
Won't link, don't want to shill, but it's like a smorgasbord of all my most niche fetishs. Feels real good.

>>36221102
Not 3 plz haha

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>>36223877
>two pals watching the fireflies
my contribution

>>36221102
rolling for the originalness

Hit me slowly, hit me quick.

>>36221102
Well...It's 3 AM and it's not like I have anything else to do...

rerolllllingg

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>>36224361
Hey I like that one.
Here's a pic of my room, really comfy if I didn't say so myself...

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>>36224324
High quality /vip/ content also reroll because 4 is shit

Rolling because why not

origggggggggggg

Roll poll stole goal

>>36224440
honestly nothing too shitty happened today.
feels good man

>>36221102
Regards rolling resistance

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>>36224468
Whelp here it is.

Guess my hair colour by looking at my legs.

Rolling for easy low effort contributions.

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>>36224059
sadly /the/ gif wasnt there

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>>36221102
DSR, 1 game, 100 yen. I guess I'll play it once.

>>36224631
>woke up at 5PM
>cooked "breakfast" porkchop and potatoes and veggies
>took a shower
>brushed teeth
>put on clean clothes
>Watch NHL playoff games

>>36221102
This is cancer for /r9k/

BUUUUUUUUUT im gonna play anyways.

yeah I'm down i guess

Henry ROLLins

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>>36224739
>Rear bicycle wheel bent beyond repair.
>New ones are twice as much as I payed for my bike.
>Look on Craigslist.
>Similar bike selling for cheap because frame was broken.
>Buy bike.
>Replace rear wheel

and now I have a new wheel and replacement parts for dirt cheap.

>>36224782
no camera. doing 1. instead

>wake up
>coffee and cig
>play guitar
>fail job interview
>drive around aimlessly, hating myself
>get home, GF tells me she's proud that I at least tried
>feel like shit
>get yelled at for feeling like shit
>post about it on 4chan

could've been worse

>>36221102
flarbo the clown

>>36224280
fucking degenerate! you are destroying the human race!

>>36224396
fucking normiefag get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36224895
okay then
>be me
>15 years old
>download Game Maker 5
>make really shitty games
>get better
>9 years later
>make not so much shitty game
>manage to get greenlit on steam
>make $15k off game
>making another game
>might be self employed if it takes off well

and thats my story

>>36221102
oh jeez
i hope i don't get a hard one
let's give it a try

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>>36224879
good job bro wanna marry me? full homo

>>36224957
better tell us what that shitty game you got on greenlight then

>>36225047
i had a poptart. i've never had one. it was good.
fuck that was lame

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>>36225063
Bro set the date. 101% homo.

>>36225276
ew what are you, gay?

>>36221102
give me the rollerino

roll dat sheeet oreeega

>>36221102
XXZXCUZX ME ROLL PLZ

rolling my ass off

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>>36221102
rolling in an original manner, is the way of getting the gets...

>>36221102
I'll play your game, nig

i gots to keep it rolling

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>>36226704
got this from /gd/

>>36221102
this is my official roll for this game

ok rolled a 0, today was pretty chill today but I kept yawning and feeling really weird in my brain. also I kept feeling like I wanted to throw up but didn't....

>>36226996
>ok rolled a 0
>new IP (40)

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>>36226984
here is my eye for all to see

how can you see my IP address? wtf

>>36227059
I thought this was a vagina

>>36227040
what? you can see my IP?

>>36227098
>>36227162
yes newfag, hope you like all cheese pizza. don't be an asshole and tip the delivery guy

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>>36227200
JOKE'S ON YOU IM LISTENING TO MUSIC SO HE'S GONNA KNOCK ON MY DOOR AND WALK AWAY CAUSE NO ONE WILL ANSWER.

Roll and this is original i swear don't mute me

>>36221102
here goes nothing

i knew that this wouldn't be original

>>36227830
My nose was stuffed all day so I had to mouth-breathe. Today was alright.

Rjohl

Rolling I guess, I hope I get one of the drawing ones so I don't have to get up.

>>36227949
>I got alcohol
Other than that the day has been boring.
Roll again.

>>36221102
Roald Dahl (rolled doll)

rollarino
origanlao

>>36227997
Re-rolling because I ate grocery store sushi and my stomach is all types of fucked up and there's no way I'm eating something now

>>36228780
>Vent about the worst thing to happen to you today
I ate grocery store sushi and now my stomach is all types of fucked up.

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>>36227976
This is as far as I got and can't figure out what to right at the bottom

I was going to go for all that "look alright I know begging for a gf is pathetic but like it turns my 0% chance of getting a gf into a 0.0000001% chance of getting a gf and that's a lot better plus I'm so sick of the loneliness I'm only 15 and the kids in my class bully me because I've never kissed a girl" bullshit that happens when you call out any pathetic gf begging piece of garbage and then another panel of "fuck you whore you just want Chad even though he wont look at you but I love you so fucking much just give me ur discord you slut"

rollerino my dildorino

roll

Afghanistan origi

This is my post for posting kthnx

Rolling

A origami

>>36229047
Well I had a vegetable egg roll recently for the first time. Pretty good stuff if I do say so myself.

let's see those good rollen numbers boy

Rolleroni Rolleroni give me the Numberonis

>>36229520

Ok well nothing too awful happened to me today so not a whole lot to vent about. Had a pretty shitty conversation with a friend today. We were just talking about our favorite foods and somehow I managed to go fully autistic and offend him and now he won't talk to me. Worst thing is I have literally no idea what I did wrong so it'll probably happen again.

>>36221102
adfadsfdssdsfdsfa

Alright, I'll play your game
Organ

Roller Derby Kirby

roIlIlIlIlling

hit me op you faggete

>>36221102
letsg et iiiiitt

>>36221102
rolignl

to move along a surface by revolving or turning over and over, as a ball or a wheel

>>36221102
Lets roll very originally

>>36221102
I guess I should roll

>>36231310
Nothing that bad happened today really.

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>>36231224
I also found that it can be difficult to find the right bolts for bicycles in /diy/.

>>36231280
>Vent about the worst thing to happen to you today
My belt broke as I was getting dressed for work. The only backup I had was one of those shitty friction belts. Had to readjust the damn thing every twenty minutes. Other than that it was a pretty good day.

zimzam rolly olli

>>36231441
>woke up
>cousin came over
>DJd a bit
>Watched Jarhead
>went on Omegle
>I am here now

rerolling

>>36231461
rerolling again because I am not greentexting

>>36221102
Rollanzon play

>>36231481
last fucking time for real

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>>36231498
Deliverinos

>>36221102
not doing 8 or 7 since i have no camera and im already eating a good food which is these rold gold cheddar pretzel

>>36231521
your dick looks like its suffocating

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>>36231551
>get woken up at 1pm to car beeping outside house
>think it might be coworker some reason trying to pick me up early for work
>just lay in bed, he would probably call me if it was
>wake up at 2pm from alarm
>shower
>computer time after shower
>coworker shows up at normal time
>beautiful day out
>get to work and manager is happy
>she tells me to run register all night while coworker just stocks
>she leaves right when i get there which is great cause not having her up my ass for the first 2 hours means it'll be easy day
>so nice out we leave both doors of store open all day
>get mail from ups to store
>has a vendor box of party goods that i can check in and stock
>only an hour of work to get it done
>be on register so have to stop every 3 minutes to ring people up
>ends up taking all night
>sun doesn't go down until around 7
>very uneventful day
>store wasn't busy at all
>close store at 10pm
>do deposit and other closing stuff
>mommy picks me up from work
>go home
>get 2 mcdouble for me, basket of fries to share, and a big mac for mom on way home
>play some nier and then wowtbc legacy server
>shit post around on 4chan
>see thread
>roll and then post this

Rolling for a comic.

Fuck,this is not an oroginal comment.

>>36221102
roll squidward machine