/canadafeels/ Canada feels thread

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>>36219511
>tfw 95% white

>>36219511
Quebec can suck my cock and tits

>>36219596
t. normie: the province

prove you're a robot or git out

>>36219687
You're from Ontario bud, you don't get to call anyone a normie you goddamn nigger.

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>>36219511
>cucknadians

GTFO

We should all go to somewhere in Toronto at the same time but not really talk. Just look at each other and then leave.

I want to know what other robots look like..

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Plait-il ?

>>36219784
Only the libtards are cucks you americunt

>>36219802
Come to nova scotia bud

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>>36219511

saskatchabot reporting in.

Lovely day we're having! bout to sit down for some baked yams and chicken if anyone would care to join.

>>36219832
are there any jobs in the maritimes or do you all just live off gubmint bux?

>>36219870
Lobster fishing, logging, and dope

>>36219511
>tfw maritime weather is always shit

>>36219511
In Quebec right now on vacation. It's better than Anglosphere Canada, and arguably the only redeeming region of the country.

Why can't you Anglofaggots be more like them?

>>36219974
It was 20 degrees and sunny as shit today bud

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>tfw our country is one of the whitest left in the world and is in one of the best geographical positions to weather the impending FIAT collapse
>our people are so retarded and addicted to soma that they want to keep importing more and more moslems

>>36220010
>In Quebec right now on vacation.

You frogs literally cannot hide yourselves.

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>>36220010
>Why can't you Anglofaggots be more like them?

Be corrupt? And no longer give them money? Fuck off Pierre.

Victoria here.

I am sick and tired of all of the young bleeding-heart liberals who are quick to shout "RACISM!" at everything. E V E R Y T H I N G.

I'm 3rd gen Franco ontarien is that ok? Left the old country to Canada for better life but Canada is so Cucked right now and so much immigrants where are all the white English/French Canadians?

>>36220713
rural areas

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>mfw american

It's gonna be a great day when we annex yall

>>36220982
>wanting 40 million more democrap voters

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>>36220380
What is your first name anon? I live in Vic too.

Any Albertans in here?

FUCK TRUDEAU

I'm from Alberta.

I recently found a bunch of old friends on facebook. And I noticed something... They fucking don't care about me at all. THey never initiate contact. I"m always the one who says Hello. Should I delete my facebook and just forget about them?

>>36222930
why do you think they would care about you if you had to find them on facebook?
are you a megalomaniac? you're a dot in the rear view mirror of their life.
Just change your expectations, they will not initiate contact with you because, as you've correctly noticed they don't care. Dropping off the grid won't change anything except make you seem like an outsider to any new person you meet.

>>36219511
Leafbros, which do you think would cause more outrage in Canada today
>changing the flag back to the old one
Or
>changing the words "God" and "Son" in the national anthem

>>36223118
I didn't have to find them. I found them years after i fell with paranoia and deleted my facebook. I decided to make a new one and added them when I did. I guess they could be mad at me dissapearing.

There was one who initiated conversation, but his grandma died and he stopped talking to me. Do you know if chinese people are not allowed to talk to friends for awhile after a family member dies?

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>tfw family unironically calls you a racist because you said you hate chinese food
>tfw family unironically is pro-muslim and anti-conservative
>tfw have to pretend to be a liberal snob almost all of the time or else you'll be ostracized by your community

fuck living in canada man

>>36223504
maybe that's why everyone hates me.

>>36222930
Where in Alberta?
Edmonton doesn't count

Anyone else wish Quebec would just separate? I really hate the french. It would be a third world nation, we wouldn't have to give government handouts to them anymore. Plus we wouldn't have to deal with their dual language bullshit.

>>36223441
yeah they probably aren't too pissed that you fell off the face of the earth, probably just moved on.
Dead grandma guy could just be too busy dealing with relatives, but I don't know.

>>36223756
you'd still have to deal with dual language stuff in a lot of areas

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>>36219511
What are your opinions on the Nissan Micra? The specific model being as basic as I can get with automatic transmission and air conditioning. I'm moving out soon and I need a vehicle unless I want to be a bus bitch.

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Quebec frog here
Hon Hon fellow Canadians let me get rid of that useless tax money
Nah for real fuck you guys I wish we joined the USA back then. Would've been better than this cuckcountry

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>>36224390
Bonjour mon ami.

Lol at all the english cucks in this thread, thanks for supporting our great province.

Quebecors have
>the highest IQs
>biggest dicks
>best women

Rest of Canada can be mad at their lack of culture lul.

>>36223580
Calgary. progomadlfk

>>36223818
Motherfucking d'Earlton

Get the fuck off my board, you fucking LEAFS RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36221626
Lethbridgey :)

I wish I lived in Canada. I'm Australian btw

>>36220982
It should have happened sometime between 1870-1920 but the presidents were pussies

Who /maritimes/ here

Nova Scotia is God's Gift but I'm in Moncton for work right now

>>36222930

Do they actually respond at least or do you just get one word responses at best?

>>36224944
I'm /newfie/. Close but not technically a maritime r

>>36224737
We give you equalization payments and all you give in return is poutine. Not worth it.

>>36225061

Newf is aight, lot of Newf expats in Nova Scotia.

We always get mistaken for being Newfs out west.

anyone in Kingston? fuck this shit town full of crackheads and sluts

>>36224390
reminder that france abandoned your colony for GUADELOUPE

HAhAHAHHAHAHAhAHAHHHAHA

lower mainland represent

>>36225296

Mainlanders fuck off

I just want to have a nice farm in nova scotia permaculture style on the lake, or die defending canada from invading forces.

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>>36223756
Considering Quebec is roughly 30% of Canada total population and that we would get rid of the Canadian debt. We also have hydroelectricity and lots of resources worth a lot of $$. Not sure if it's profitable for Canada to get rid of Quebec

Also can't wait to see what happens to Alberta when that gas money starts running low Hon Hon Hon

>>36225337
>or die defending canada from invading forces

Toronto could probably use a man like you

>>36225361
yeah no shit, Just because the prairies are paying now doesn't mean they always have or always will

>>36225337

Unless you're white do not come here.

We do not want fucking niggers, poos, or any of them foreign types.

T. Radical Nova Scotia Seperatist

>>36225391
i already live in toronto, ima abandon ontario if canada is invaded, my body will rest on nova scotian soil.

>>36225402
fuck you im from cape breton island everyone gets along in cape breton.... exept those damn muslims with their stupid religion. we dont take bs from them.

>>36225361
More like 23% of the population Frenchtard. Wanna default on your share of the debt? Good luck getting any "investment."

>>36225402
i bet you dont even know cape breton island half as well as me and i dont even get to visit often. also thats right you can keep the mainland all i need is the cape

>>36225541
>>36225482

Listen buddy the bartender at the Cambridge keeps fucking Lambs Navy Dark behind the bar just for me I'm up there so often for work come at me bud

Take a swim in the fucking tar ponds

>>36225541
>>36225482

I should clarify it's the hotel in Sydney

So help me God if you're from Glace Bay we're fighting at the Causeway Sunday morning

>>36220982
So you can get your house burnt down again.

Keep trying you fatty, you can't even secure your border :^)

Burger here who banged an sjw feminist from Windsor recently AMA

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>>36219511
>Go on /int/
>Tell joke
>Everyne hates it
>Wait a week
>Switch to Australian proxy
>Tell same jokes
>Everyone loves it
Flags are for fags man.

>>36225666
>misplaced muslims and mexican'ts crossing into Canada into open hearts and arms after Trump started cracking down

you sure showed him

>>36225711

Have you been tested yet? I would get tested.

>>36225621
Nova scotia bro here and lambs is fucking awesome

>>36225713
kek you should just make a giant compilation using the archives to prove their hypocrisy

>>36225717
We did show you, we burned your capital to a crisp.

you can't do shit, ya'll niggas can't even beat a few tree gook Commis with outdated weapons.

>>36225646
you from the pier or hardwood hill?

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>>36220982
>"hehe annex Canada XD"
>"haha america le greatest country amirite XD"
I hope your shitstain nation withers away into separate states. America in its current state is an authoritarian corporatist shithole.
>"but muh freedom"
You don't even have freedom. Your government's run by kikes and neocons. Your free market is gone due to excessive government intervention in the market. You can't even collect rainwater without the government fucking you over for Christ's sake.

>>36225731

I'm off the booze for the next 300 some days getting back into shape but I keep a bottle of 151 Lamb's navy in the freezer at all times for cooking/emergency drunk requirements.

Ya never know when you need to make a rum roast/get black the fuck out and fall off the dock

>>36225753
the uhh... that was the british and the invading army pretty much got slaughtered to a man but keep getting your patriotic masturbation in spite of having an equally porous border and twice as faggy population

>>36225754

I'm a mainlander but don't hold it against me, raised in Pictou County.

I service a lot of equipment up at CBU and shoot rifle at the range just across the causeway every now and then.

Where you from chief I work with an old bud from the bay and a scrappy little guy from Sydney Mines

>>36225646
bro next time im in province meet me at the fiddle ill slap you with a mackerel

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>tfw you're an American fembot who had their heart broken by a Canadian bot.

Fuck YOU, A.

>>36225826
sydney, but my parents moved to ontario when i was young for money and shit. im saving up to buy some land at lake ainslie.

>>36225838
>Fuck YOU, eh!

fixed that for you

>>36225832

Mother fucker season opens up on Saturday for trout I'll put one ice for ya you ever been slapped with a frozen trout because your mother's been double tapped with a rock-hard brown trouty

Seriously though man come home, the motherland needs you. I came home and it's been the best decision of my life. Ocean in the blood, man.

>>36225826
isnt the range at hunters mountain closer?

>>36225838

>tfw initial is A
>tfw used to fuck with fembots for fun

plz don't be from chicago

>>36225804
Ignoring the second valid point as well, you lost to a bunch of gooks in trees and it took you 10 years to find a sandnigger hiding in Pakistan.

You couldn't take a country if you tried.

I will give you this though, you took Iraq briefly after invading when they let you but then you destroyed it yourselves as well. :^)

>>36225873
>>36225902

Sydney ain't bad desu bets time I ever had working was deploying some equipment at CBU for two weeks.

Hunter's mountain is closer but I have a friend who lives nearby so we meet up the other one instead. I don't mind really, I travel the province tip to tip all the time.

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>>36225883
Thanks but I was referring to his name.
>>36225907
Nope not from chicago.

OT though, Canadian accents and the words they use are fucking adorable as hell.

>>36225926
I'm not american I'm just responding to a tard that thinks his border is secure and who has picked up the mantle that burning the white house was a successful military operation

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>>36225892
i cant come back without being a land owner with money to do land owner stuff. i feel that homesickness all the time. ill get back there. ima do so much foraging for food and fishing, cape breton is literally the best place on earth. ill die before anyone tries to invade that island, no surrender.

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>>36226004
The crux is what you have totally ignored, your military history is trash. Whitehouse burning included, along with the other part mentioned, you couldn't annex a country if you wanted.. your military is trash tier.

You know how I know you are American? You use the word 'tard.'

>>36225892
keep it real man and stay safe. I just had a family friend commit suicide. Its sad that he left the best people and land in the world, nova scotia. my point is please dont kill yourself if you ever feel like doing it, we gotta set a good example around here.

Why do all the rest of you Canadians hate on Ontario? We're the most populous, richest, have the best schools, the best city, and we are the most relevant. What do you have against us? Do you just hate us cause you ain't us?

>>36226006
>>36226109

I feel it brother, I own land now out in Guysborough for the camp, and all I do is fish and hike.

She'll be waiting for you when you're ready. RIP to your friend my man, always sad to see another one go.

Good talkin lad, don't let those fucking Toronto people get to you I use to tell myself I work hard now so I can live easy later when I did my time away.

Hope your road leads you back sooner then later.

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>>36226154
>richest
>Ontario
>2017
>kathleen wynngger at the helm

>>36226154
thats the problem, i live in Mississauga and yea people dont like ontario that much because theres too many people here. im sure people dont get too far from gta when they come here and label the entire province with torontos concrete jungle shitscape

>>36226154

All the things you listed are what make you terrible, and your "best schools" is entirely only in your own head.

Fuck off.

>>36225718
No. I do have a rash all over my body though. What is it

>>36226221

That's just your dark complexion my black friend. I know it feels terrible, but you'll live.

>>36226255
I'm a white male. This is literally the fourth time I've been called a black person today. What does this mean

>>36219596
>tfw 95% french
no thanks

who /calgary/ here?

the city of people trying to appear rich.

>>36226189
thanks man, if you ever want to find out who i am just go to pizza palace and ask franko or his son about wayne and his son wayne, im little waynes son. contact me in a few years man i should have my land by then and we can fish the bass out of lake ainslie

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>>36226331
>Nova Scotia
>French

Not anymore

Anyone from Hamilton?

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>>36219511
>Not Invited: Quebec

ah being criss dostie dtabarnak mon calice de wojak a marde men tan kalliser une dan face estie enwoye don gros tarla dsans dessins

dla marde esti dfif

>>36226469
EY LE GROS MA FUMER UN GROS BAT DE POT LEGAL DEINS PLAINES D'ABRAHAM L'ANNEE PROCHAINE WOOOOO AILLE C FULL FRESH EN ESTIE CA PAR CONTRE CHILL

>>36226396
November one lives in that shithole

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Who /403/ here?
If you are from the 403 let's chat.
[email protected]

>>36225302
um ok rude

>>36226610
hello fellow calgary fag

tfw no American bf to save me from Canada

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>tfw male of Northern European descent in Vancouver

I am disgusted every day I walk down the street, all I see is:
>third world immigrants
>Communists(no seriously, Chinese Communists live here)
>Drug addicts/homeless people
>Liberal Progressives

I hate the people here so damn much, all I do is go to work at my IT job and stay inside of my apartment.

Even my own family is full of substance abuse, interbreeding, gambling, and general degenerate behaviour.

>>36226674
>>36226610
There are at least three of us

>>36219802
This sounds like both a dangerous and impossibly retarded but great idea.

>>36227047
Woops, I meant breeding with other races*

I didn't articulate that well.

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>>36219511
This is now a Quebec thread. You should of invited us.

Vive le Quebec libre!

>>36226396
Ayyy my niggra. Its a steel shithole and its cancer ridden but I live in that nigger ridden shithole

>>36224944
506 fag here. Just moved from Nova Scotia though.

>>36227184
you can't even speak french in r9k so you only played yourself kek

>>36224944
Ay b'y

>>36227047
Look on the bright side, at least we aren't overrun with muslims yet.

/ForestCity/ here. Christ what a shithole. I'm so fucking sick of all the crazies and degenerates that hang out downtown. I don't know how you big-city anons deal with it.

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>>36225777
>shitskin nation
>implying our niggers arent your gooks
>sperging out this hard

It appears our superiority has led to some controversy.

>>36226356
Yes. Hi.

>tfw economy still fucked
>tfw rent and housing prices did not go down
>tfw NDP doesn't give a shit about this city and seems to want to crash whole province economy for... I don't even know what their reasons are

Calgary here. Anyone wanna hang out (CHADS ONLY)

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>>36229585
forest /shitty/ more like it senpai
>tfw not even that many trees

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>>36219511
Quebec reporting in, how is it going fellow Canadians :)

>>36219865
oh hey Dono